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hujambo?

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habari yako Felix

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Huyu ni Ethan kutoka PR.

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Ahh, ni PR!

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Kwa bahati mbaya, kwa sababu ya matukio ya hivi karibuni

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kumekuwa na neno chungu mzima kwenye  mtandao

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kumekuwa na mambo mengi kwenye mtandao?

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uh,..

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watu wanakufahamu kama Nazi.

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watu wananifahamu kama Nazi?

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naam, niko na uovu hivyo

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Na si tu kwa kuwa unamfanano nao

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bali lile lile alilolitaka Hitler

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Vipi naweza kubadili hali hii kuwa nzuri.

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Nitafanya chochote

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kuna tu kitu kimoja unaezafanya kwa sasa

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utalazimika kurudi pasi na wakati

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umuue Hitler

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nitamuua

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Hitler

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Jukumu jipya

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hey

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Anashika-anashika mkono wake

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la hasha!!!

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sawa

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twende sasa

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nimekutia subira

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huh

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wacha f- wacha f

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fuhrer awinde

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anaanza

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naweza inusia tayari

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utani zote bovu za Nazi

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ananusia

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naweza-naweza nuzia muktadha

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twende sasa

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Nazi wetu wa kwanza

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Tumpige risasi katika korodani

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Inapendeza, nzuri hiyo

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Nazi yule hataenda kujisaidia kwa kipindi

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waone waNazi

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ooh hapana hatuwezi

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hatuwezi onyesha hiyo, hiyo ni hatia

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oh

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oh

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oh sehemu ya tatu

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oooh

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oh

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hio ni..

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*anaweka zogo* tumpe mkundu mwengine (tumpige risasi ya tako)

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AAAHH

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*AkiCHEKA*

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HATA NYwELE ZAKE PIA AMENYOA KAMA NILIVOKUA NIKINYOA MIE, AJABU

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MTINDO WA KUNYOA NYELE ZA NAZI EH

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HAYAA!

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NDIO HUYO X3

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HU.... HUYOO

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OOOHH *ANAFYETUA RISASI* HAHAHA

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MHHHH

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HUNA TENA CHA KUZAA WATOTO WA KI NAZI

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SIMU YA MKONO INALIA

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NINI?!

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HABARI FELIX NI ETHAN HAPA KUTOKA PR (KITENGO CHA UHUSIANO MWEMA)

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EH, UNAEZA KUENDELEA KUWAPIGA RISASI ZA MAKENDE HAO NAZI?

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ATI NIWALENGE HAO NAZI RISASI ZA MAKENDE?

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UNAWAONDOA NAZI WA KISASA (WAKATI WA LEO) WOTE KATIKA HISTORIA

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ENDELEA HIVO HIVO

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HIYO INASAIDIA?!

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KAZI NZURI

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NIMEKUPATA

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(ETHAN): NIMEKUWEKA (NIMEKUCHELEWESHA) SIO EH?

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HEHEHE.... EH MUNGU WANGU (AKIFURAHIA)

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NIMEMLENGA YA JICHO??!!!

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OYAAA!

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NDIOOOO!

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*MZIKI WA KISHUJAA*

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EH MUNGU WANGU (AKIFURAHIA)

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wewe! usinipige Risasi

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Usinipige risasi tafadhali

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SIWEZI CHOKA KWA SABABU YA HIYO

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NAFAA NIKIFANYE HICHI

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SIO KWA AJILI YANGU

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ILA KWA AJILI YA Jacksepticeyeee

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NITAMTAFUTA HITLER

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KISHA NITA

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NITAMUUA

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HAPATAKUA NA SWALI

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ITANIPA FURSA YA KUPITA BURE

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OH UMECHEKESHA KAMA MNAZI

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NDIO, ILA NILIMUUA HITLER

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KWA HIVYO NI SAWA

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AAAH! YULE HITLER

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AH

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AH

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USISHTUKE

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NDO YULE PALE

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NDO YULE PALEEEE!!!!!!

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WIMBO WA UCHEKESHAJI

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AKICHEKA

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NA HIO

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NDIO SABABU YAKE HITLER KUKOSA WATOTO

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HAIKUA IFANYIKE HIVI!

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AINSLEY FANYA JAMBO

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ILIKUA NJAMA MUDA HUU WOTE

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AKIPIGA MAYOWE

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