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*诺基亚铃声*

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你好？

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嗨，Felix!

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我是来自PR的Ethan

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噢，是PR!

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很不幸，由于近期的一些事件...

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一起网络骂战发生了

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网络骂战？

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呃...

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人们称你为一个纳粹分子

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有人叫我纳粹？

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是，恐怕如此

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并且不止是因为你看起来就

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恰好像是希特勒想要的

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我要怎么让情况改善？！

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我什么都会做的！

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这个节骨眼上你只能做一件事

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你...必须回到过去并且

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杀掉希特勒！

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我要干掉...

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希特勒...

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新任务

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嗨！

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他，他正举着手！

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不！！！

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好吧

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走你！

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让你久等了哈

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哈...

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让这个独裁者

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独裁者猎杀行动

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开始吧

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我已经嗅到他了

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都是不红不专的纳粹玩笑

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*吸鼻子*

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我能，我能从这些话里嗅出来

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走你

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我们的第一个纳粹

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无耻之人

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让我们射爆他的蛋

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不！！

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该死！

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肠子...去他的，好吧

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那个纳粹有一段时间拉不了屎了

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看啊，都是纳粹

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噢噢不！

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我们不能放这个！这不共产！

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噢*1

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噢*2

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噢*3

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噢*4

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噢*5

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那是...

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噢*6

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*枪声*
爆你菊花

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啊——

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*笑声*

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他甚至和过去的我留着一样的发型
啥几把玩意？

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纳粹发型

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够了

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走你*3

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走你*4

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噢—— 
*枪声*

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噫——

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哥们儿别想有纳粹后代了

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*诺基亚铃声*2*

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啥事？！

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Felix你好我是PR的Ethan

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呃...你能不能一直射纳粹的蛋啊？

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一直爆纳粹的蛋？

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你正从时间线上抹杀当今的纳粹分子

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再接再厉

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这踏马竟然有用？！

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干得漂亮

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了解

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（Ethan）让你久等了哈

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我 的 天

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眼爆？？！

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泥嚎！

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诶！！！

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*抖腿福利*

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我的天！！

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*耳机福利*

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*鼓掌* 
纳粹的蛋蛋！

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哇哦！好踏马一个惊世骇俗的AI

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去你的

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诶！别射我！

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请你踏马不要射我

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*管道敲击声* 
*为AI鼓掌*

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神他妈的游戏哈哈哈

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噢——

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沉迷射蛋

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我要上了

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不止是为我自己

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还为了Jacksepticeyeee

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我会找到希特勒

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我还会...

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干掉他

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然后就万事大吉了

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我的幽默都会被正当化

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我会有张免费通行证

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噢你开了个纳粹玩笑？

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是啊，但是我干掉了希特勒

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所以没事

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*吸气* 
希特勒在那！

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啊*1

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啊*2

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干*1

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干*2

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干*3

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啊*3
啊*4

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憋怕！

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他在这

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他在这！！！！

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那个独裁者！！！

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*搞笑音乐*

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*大片即视感*

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*突然安静*

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噢————

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哈哈哈哈哈哈

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这就是——

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希特勒没孩子的原因

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噢不...

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我正在消失！

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事情不应该是这样的！

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做点什么！AINSLEY！

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华尔街日报

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他们一直都是对的！

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不！

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这一直以来就是一个计划！

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*尖叫*

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*来自AINSLEY的凝视*

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*先觉者的证明？？？*

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*卫生巾*