WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.960 --> 00:00:02.480 *INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS* 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:04.280 WHERE IS IT? 00:00:06.660 --> 00:00:07.460 WHERE IS IT? 00:00:10.780 --> 00:00:12.700 (I don't think its there pewds) 00:00:15.260 --> 00:00:16.060 WHERE IS IT???? 00:00:25.440 --> 00:00:26.880 WHERE IS IT GOD DAMMIT?? 00:00:27.740 --> 00:00:28.540 WHERE IS IT? 00:00:28.940 --> 00:00:29.740 WHERE IS IT? 00:00:36.120 --> 00:00:39.580 *strange grunts* 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:47.260 Now we can begin the vlogs 00:00:47.820 --> 00:00:49.740 Swedish boy goes to America! 00:00:50.760 --> 00:00:52.740 Marzia: Are you gonna wear that all the time? 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:54.100 *sounds of pleasure* Oh my god yes 00:00:54.620 --> 00:00:55.740 Okay, so Birdabo 00:00:56.380 --> 00:00:59.100 We've decided that we're gonna do a challenge 00:00:59.380 --> 00:01:01.540 So who can wear this stupid shirt 00:01:01.540 --> 00:01:04.060 Marzia: So, does everybody have the same one? 00:01:04.060 --> 00:01:06.560 Everyone has the same one. Me, Brad and Michael 00:01:06.660 --> 00:01:08.480 Marzia: But they are not Swedish 00:01:08.480 --> 00:01:09.780 Well they have to wear the shirt! 00:01:10.160 --> 00:01:12.880 I'll explain more of the rules later but all you need to know is that 00:01:12.980 --> 00:01:15.400 If I'm caught not wearing this shirt, I get a strike 00:01:15.600 --> 00:01:18.160 Marzia: What happens after 3 strikes? 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:19.980 I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, I TOLD YOU 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:20.540 Marzia: OKAY OKAY 00:01:20.540 --> 00:01:21.320 JESUS 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:22.960 Where's my shoe? 00:01:22.960 --> 00:01:26.000 Marzia: Why do you keep losing your shoes today? 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:26.720 You took it 00:01:26.720 --> 00:01:28.360 Marzia: I didn't take it! 00:01:29.540 --> 00:01:31.700 There's no way you didn't take it 00:01:32.780 --> 00:01:33.760 Tell me where it is 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:36.380 She took- she took my running shoes this morning 00:01:36.380 --> 00:01:37.180 Marzia: I didn't! 00:01:37.180 --> 00:01:40.720 And I was looking forever and now she took my other shoe 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:43.100 Marzia: I didn't take your running shoes 00:01:43.100 --> 00:01:44.660 Well, okay fine I'm going out like this 00:01:44.660 --> 00:01:45.780 Marzia: Okay bye 00:01:45.800 --> 00:01:46.300 Bye 00:01:47.620 --> 00:01:50.100 I swear this is the most annoying shit 00:01:50.500 --> 00:01:51.860 To walk with one shoe 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:54.460 Where did she put it? 00:01:54.460 --> 00:01:55.000 (camera is upside down) 00:01:55.880 --> 00:01:57.320 She said under the bed 00:01:58.020 --> 00:01:59.380 Oh my god, THERE it is 00:02:00.360 --> 00:02:03.580 Stupid, stupid, stupid 00:02:03.960 --> 00:02:05.880 Marzia: What did you say? Are you hating on me? 00:02:05.880 --> 00:02:06.380 No -.- 00:02:06.820 --> 00:02:08.260 Said only nice things 00:02:09.200 --> 00:02:10.980 Why did you hide my shoe? You know- 00:02:11.720 --> 00:02:13.320 It just started raining 00:02:14.340 --> 00:02:17.180 LA never rains, are you serious? 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:20.680 How? How is this happening? 00:02:21.500 --> 00:02:22.780 Gabbles do something 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:27.040 Man, I look like such a fucking asshole with this outfit. I just realised 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:29.220 21 days 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:31.560 Oh boy 00:02:32.020 --> 00:02:34.440 We just arrived to LA today, or last night 00:02:34.880 --> 00:02:36.900 And I'm so jet lag 00:02:37.040 --> 00:02:38.380 and I feel like shit 00:02:39.340 --> 00:02:40.180 As always 00:02:41.280 --> 00:02:42.660 So I'm excited for the vlogs! 00:02:42.660 --> 00:02:46.240 *Nice music plays* 00:02:46.660 --> 00:02:48.420 Okay, so we're going grocery shopping 00:02:48.420 --> 00:02:51.600 I feel like I'm gonna get shot wearing this, I don't know 00:02:52.300 --> 00:02:54.460 Does it mean anything else here? 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:56.960 I feel like all the American vloggers 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:59.500 Cause they always- they always vlog at the grocery store 00:03:00.820 --> 00:03:02.120 Im here for the people 00:03:03.460 --> 00:03:06.020 Spray cheese, I'm already grossed out 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:07.780 EUK 00:03:08.500 --> 00:03:09.620 Jesus Christ 00:03:09.620 --> 00:03:10.540 (close your eyes and listen) 00:03:11.220 --> 00:03:13.760 How big, do you need? 00:03:13.920 --> 00:03:14.420 (10 INCHES) 00:03:17.440 --> 00:03:19.440 It's fucking crazy, the sizes 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:22.340 I've never seen them this big 00:03:22.620 --> 00:03:23.300 Jesus 00:03:26.100 --> 00:03:28.840 Here we go, 12 years 00:03:29.640 --> 00:03:30.740 Single malt 00:03:33.960 --> 00:03:35.360 It's empty, it's empty 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:40.220 *more nice music* 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:45.540 So, I have a set up while I'm in 00:03:45.540 --> 00:03:46.600 LA!!! 00:03:46.600 --> 00:03:47.800 Razer hooked me up 00:03:48.560 --> 00:03:49.600 Thank you Razer 00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:50.720 Love you guys 00:03:51.580 --> 00:03:52.080 So much 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:52.580 <3 00:03:53.160 --> 00:03:54.400 Is this a Razer de- Oh IT IS 00:03:55.400 --> 00:03:56.660 OOOOOOO 00:03:57.400 --> 00:03:59.700 That looks nice, that looks very nice 00:03:59.720 --> 00:04:01.100 OOOHHHH 00:04:01.800 --> 00:04:02.660 WHOAA 00:04:03.740 --> 00:04:04.540 DAMN 00:04:05.620 --> 00:04:06.940 That looks sick! 00:04:07.060 --> 00:04:09.920 That looks prettier than mine what the fuck what is all this 00:04:10.460 --> 00:04:11.900 Is it liquid cooling? 00:04:14.160 --> 00:04:15.220 It all works 00:04:15.220 --> 00:04:18.900 Beautiful, thank you so much Razer for hooking me up 00:04:19.260 --> 00:04:22.120 I was worried not having my set up when I'm away 00:04:22.340 --> 00:04:23.300 But this is fucking awesome 00:04:24.660 --> 00:04:26.120 Hell to the YEAAHH 00:04:26.500 --> 00:04:28.780 I eh- got a better vlogging camera 00:04:28.780 --> 00:04:31.180 It's definitely not a vlogging camera 00:04:32.020 --> 00:04:33.540 It's a very nice camera 00:04:34.400 --> 00:04:38.400 Eh the quality is amazing so I'm really excited to try to use it 00:04:39.520 --> 00:04:41.580 Let's- let's hook it up 00:04:41.580 --> 00:04:50.300 *music plays* 00:04:50.820 --> 00:04:53.060 Aww, ohhh 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:56.200 OHHH NO 00:04:57.320 --> 00:04:58.140 OHHH 00:05:00.080 --> 00:05:01.160 Oh no 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:04.320 I packed the wrong bag 00:05:04.320 --> 00:05:05.240 (uh oh spaghettios) 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:08.840 This is the wrong bag 00:05:10.760 --> 00:05:11.660 Fucking 00:05:13.980 --> 00:05:15.840 God fucking damn it 00:05:15.840 --> 00:05:17.160 (Are you okay pewds) 00:05:18.780 --> 00:05:19.660 *sighs* 00:05:20.220 --> 00:05:21.420 I don't believe it 00:05:21.760 --> 00:05:25.160 I don't have the- any of the SD cards 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:28.140 But I could buy them but I bought like a lot of them 00:05:28.660 --> 00:05:30.100 Well this is the set up 00:05:30.620 --> 00:05:32.540 It's suppose to have a tripod 00:05:33.320 --> 00:05:35.460 I can't show you now because I don't have a SD card 00:05:35.500 --> 00:05:36.220 God damn it 00:05:36.360 --> 00:05:38.980 I wonder if this microphone works with that 00:05:39.400 --> 00:05:40.120 This phone 00:05:40.900 --> 00:05:42.900 This is the current situation 00:05:46.780 --> 00:05:47.480 I'm so pissed 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:51.320 *fancy music plays* 00:05:51.440 --> 00:05:52.760 Oh my god YES 00:05:55.700 --> 00:05:57.420 No I found the SD cards 00:05:57.420 --> 00:05:59.860 I don't know if you hear me in the camera 00:06:00.440 --> 00:06:03.740 Vlogging, I'm probably way too close cause there's another tripod 00:06:03.740 --> 00:06:04.240 Marzia: thats pretty good 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:04.940 Thats pretty good? 00:06:04.940 --> 00:06:06.340 *cute Marzia blubber* 00:06:06.340 --> 00:06:08.700 (i dont know what is being said here) 00:06:08.700 --> 00:06:09.840 I bet everyone is gonna be like 00:06:09.840 --> 00:06:12.520 'I preferred the cellphone- vlogging camera 00:06:12.660 --> 00:06:15.480 Yeah, WELL I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS CAMERA 00:06:15.960 --> 00:06:18.120 So you better- you better like it 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:18.660 Marzia: chill out man 00:06:20.020 --> 00:06:22.340 weht the fuk did you fuking say man? 00:06:22.340 --> 00:06:28.120 *Chill music plays* 00:06:28.540 --> 00:06:29.920 If Brad and Michael isn't wearing them 00:06:29.920 --> 00:06:30.640 I'm going to be seriously pissed 00:06:30.640 --> 00:06:31.920 *more Marzia blubber* 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:34.320 Oh my god, BRAD IS NOT WEARING IT 00:06:35.620 --> 00:06:36.400 Show me 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:39.160 That- Brad is not wearing his Swedish shirt 00:06:39.340 --> 00:06:40.980 Yeah, you get your strike Brad 00:06:40.980 --> 00:06:41.780 (HAHAHA BRAD!!) 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:46.580 We'll see, we'll see what he has to say later 00:06:46.580 --> 00:06:48.800 I just got a text message from gubble 00:06:49.780 --> 00:06:53.400 And he's told me that Brad is 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:55.560 live streaming 00:07:00.080 --> 00:07:02.040 But he's not wearing the shirt 00:07:02.040 --> 00:07:03.740 THAT'S 2 STRIKES BRAD 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:06.480 Thank you Gubble, thank you Gubble 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:08.100 So Brad has 2 strikes 00:07:09.440 --> 00:07:10.380 FUCK YEAH 00:07:10.600 --> 00:07:11.780 This makes me so happy 00:07:11.840 --> 00:07:12.720 First day, 2 strikes 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:17.660 *back to the fancy music* 00:07:18.960 --> 00:07:21.060 I'm making meatballs tonight 00:07:21.060 --> 00:07:23.100 We're doing this Swedish theme 00:07:24.320 --> 00:07:25.920 It's the only dish I know how to cook 00:07:26.380 --> 00:07:27.600 We have 5 bags 00:07:27.620 --> 00:07:30.040 But no handles, and we have to walk back 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:30.540 (you're screwed) 00:07:31.520 --> 00:07:32.480 We're screwed 00:07:34.080 --> 00:07:35.280 what are we doing? 00:07:35.620 --> 00:07:36.360 Marzia: i dunno 00:07:37.320 --> 00:07:38.300 Good luck Marzia 00:07:38.300 --> 00:07:39.100 Marzia: thank you 00:07:39.580 --> 00:07:43.620 *fancy fanCY FANCY!!!!* 00:07:44.280 --> 00:07:45.380 You made it 00:07:45.380 --> 00:07:46.140 Marzia: yay 00:07:47.460 --> 00:07:48.400 My arms! 00:07:48.820 --> 00:07:50.140 OOOF 00:07:50.500 --> 00:07:53.000 Me and Gubble is just gonna chill for an hour 00:07:54.460 --> 00:07:57.780 And then I got to start coooking cause Brad, Emma and Michael 00:07:57.780 --> 00:07:58.820 are coming over 00:07:59.580 --> 00:08:03.780 Tomorrow is the first day of Scare Pewdiepie shoot 00:08:05.760 --> 00:08:06.260 And 00:08:06.860 --> 00:08:08.220 I'm a little nervous 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:10.840 Going through all this fucking shit again 00:08:10.840 --> 00:08:13.660 Episode 1 will be shot on Halloween 00:08:14.720 --> 00:08:15.720 It's Halloween guys 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:17.360 *poses* 00:08:18.060 --> 00:08:19.660 Time to cook meatballs! 00:08:20.740 --> 00:08:22.140 Meatballs, yes 00:08:22.880 --> 00:08:26.980 *NON-INTENSELY THROWS FOODS ON TO COUNTER TOP* 00:08:26.980 --> 00:08:30.460 ( pewds an intellectual: tosses foods on to counter top) 00:08:30.940 --> 00:08:33.060 *THROWS INTENSELY* 00:08:33.500 --> 00:08:34.000 We got 00:08:35.040 --> 00:08:37.040 traditional meatballs 00:08:37.420 --> 00:08:39.500 And then we got pussy meatballs 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:40.640 Marzia: Wow 00:08:40.940 --> 00:08:41.660 For Marzia 00:08:41.920 --> 00:08:43.280 who's a vegetarian 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:46.780 This is the meatball- the base of the meatball 00:08:47.180 --> 00:08:49.160 And this is a giant ass onion 00:08:49.800 --> 00:08:52.480 How do you make them so big America, what the f- 00:08:52.480 --> 00:08:53.860 What do you put in your onions? 00:08:55.300 --> 00:08:56.780 Marzia: What you doing in there? 00:08:58.240 --> 00:08:59.360 Scare Pewdiepie 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:04.080 Marzia: Hey, make sure you don't touch my fake meat with your dirty meat 00:09:06.020 --> 00:09:06.520 OHH 00:09:06.520 --> 00:09:08.760 Brad: you started the challenge without us? 00:09:08.760 --> 00:09:10.360 Yes, I fucking did 00:09:11.760 --> 00:09:14.160 You have 3 strikes you fucking bitch 00:09:14.900 --> 00:09:16.260 Where is your shirt? 00:09:16.400 --> 00:09:20.080 Brad: I didn't know this was the start. Do I get a strike? 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:22.200 You have 3. You have 3 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:23.800 Brad: why do i have three? 00:09:23.800 --> 00:09:26.000 We checked your instagram, your twitch 00:09:26.780 --> 00:09:28.040 I was watching you stream 00:09:28.040 --> 00:09:30.320 Brad: I MADE UP THE RULES 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:32.320 I WORE THIS SHIRT THE WHOLE DAY 00:09:34.180 --> 00:09:37.520 What are you? Stupid? Why would you not wear the shirt? 00:09:37.520 --> 00:09:39.740 Oh, and Michael is here. Is he wearing the shirt? 00:09:40.080 --> 00:09:43.360 YOU CAN'T SEE THE FLAG!! Oh you get a strike! 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.560 You get a strike. You have to honor the flag 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:52.980 You think I can just wear a sweater over it? No 00:09:55.160 --> 00:09:56.720 You get a strike, you both have strikes 00:09:56.800 --> 00:09:58.420 Micheal: i was scared to get shot 00:09:59.620 --> 00:10:00.980 Why would you get shot? 00:10:00.980 --> 00:10:01.480 Michael: Because it's blue! 00:10:04.620 --> 00:10:08.060 Micheal: everyone one told me i shouldn't wear blue 00:10:08.800 --> 00:10:11.020 How dare you wear that Swedish flag, you haven't- 00:10:11.460 --> 00:10:12.580 No don't touch me 00:10:12.940 --> 00:10:15.900 Brad is going to try the Scandinavia delight 00:10:15.900 --> 00:10:18.880 Brad: Something called Scandinavia delight which is fruit flavoured 00:10:18.880 --> 00:10:20.960 And going with a meatball 00:10:22.620 --> 00:10:24.560 *Brad is grossed* 00:10:27.280 --> 00:10:29.120 Brad: what is wrong with your cooking? 00:10:29.680 --> 00:10:31.480 How dare you 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:33.300 Brad: whoa man that weird 00:10:34.600 --> 00:10:35.800 My own meatballs? 00:10:35.800 --> 00:10:37.720 Micheal: and the Scandinavian delight 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:39.920 I mean, it's good 00:10:41.440 --> 00:10:43.360 There's nothing to react to it, it's just good 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:45.800 You don't like it, you're wrong 00:10:45.800 --> 00:10:48.160 How was the Scandinavian meatballs? 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:49.760 Brad:Horrible 00:10:50.500 --> 00:10:52.820 Brad: Oh the meatball was good but- 00:10:53.140 --> 00:10:53.960 FUCK YOU 00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:58.320 Marzia: okay, explain to us why you guys have matching shirts 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:01.020 Well- why don't. eh okay. well 00:11:01.020 --> 00:11:02.580 First of all, 3- 4 strikes now 00:11:03.020 --> 00:11:04.280 ( come on Brad v.v ) 00:11:05.060 --> 00:11:06.600 Cause you're not wearing the shirt 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:08.520 Well, you obstruct the video 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:11.920 Salty Brad: you cheated and its crazy 00:11:11.920 --> 00:11:15.140 There's 21 more days of Birdabo 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:17.700 We have to wear the shirt in every shot 00:11:17.700 --> 00:11:21.640 If you see us, not wearing the shirt, we get a strike 00:11:22.220 --> 00:11:24.420 Brad has 4 strikes, how does that feel? 00:11:24.420 --> 00:11:25.720 Clap it up for Brad everyone 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:26.220 *claps for the salty bean named Brad* 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:27.480 Good job Brad 00:11:28.020 --> 00:11:29.700 You came up with this idea 00:11:29.700 --> 00:11:31.680 Salty Brad: You see this thing we're filming right now? 00:11:32.300 --> 00:11:36.780 the agreement that we put the shirts on in the shot for the first time 00:11:36.780 --> 00:11:39.100 and they both conspired against me 00:11:39.100 --> 00:11:40.580 poopie: you have four strikes thats all that matters 00:11:40.580 --> 00:11:42.820 Salt: CONSPIRED AGAINST ME TO SHOW UP- 00:11:42.820 --> 00:11:47.860 POODS: okay why dont you tell them what happens if you- the most strikes 00:11:47.860 --> 00:11:48.740 after 21 days 00:11:48.880 --> 00:11:54.480 Brad: after 21 days, has to go to a cheap tattoo parlor and get an american flag tattoo 00:11:54.800 --> 00:11:57.020 ( good luck Brad ^3^ ) 00:11:57.020 --> 00:11:57.800 and you're WINNING 00:11:57.800 --> 00:12:00.500 all together: YEAH!!!! 00:12:00.500 --> 00:12:02.840 Brad: so basically you're going to cheat so much 00:12:02.840 --> 00:12:04.540 you're going to work together against me 00:12:04.540 --> 00:12:06.380 that i have to get the tattoo 00:12:06.380 --> 00:12:07.740 poopie: thats already what's happening 00:12:07.740 --> 00:12:09.920 Marzia: wait, Micheal doesn't have any tattoos 00:12:09.920 --> 00:12:11.860 poods and the salt/Brad: yeah, he doesn't have any tattoos 00:12:11.860 --> 00:12:13.040 Marzia: that can be his first 00:12:13.040 --> 00:12:14.100 Micheal: my first shouldn't be this one 00:12:14.100 --> 00:12:16.120 Brad: thats right it shouldn't be 00:12:17.100 --> 00:12:21.800 poopie: i think if you get more than a certain amount of strikes we get to pick... 00:12:22.980 --> 00:12:24.580 where you get the tattoo 00:12:24.660 --> 00:12:26.140 (GET IT ON YOUR BUTT!!!!!!) 00:12:26.140 --> 00:12:27.880 Okay well thats birdabo for you everyone 00:12:27.900 --> 00:12:28.940 get out of here! 00:12:29.460 --> 00:12:30.440 shoosh 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:31.460 Salt Brad: you're a cheater 00:12:31.460 --> 00:12:32.420 BIRDABO 00:12:32.420 --> 00:12:34.680 Episode one, hope you guys enjoyed it! 00:12:34.680 --> 00:12:36.320 it was weird to be back vlogging 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:37.860 but i think its fun anyway 00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:39.800 i'll see you tommorow 00:12:39.860 --> 00:12:43.660 WITH ANOTHER EPISODE, first day shooting Scare Pewdiepie 00:12:43.820 --> 00:12:45.900 as always, *whispers* Brofist 00:12:46.020 --> 00:12:47.460 * end of birdabo video 00:12:47.820 --> 00:12:49.180 you can click out... 00:12:49.180 --> 00:12:50.280 OR WATCH MORE VIDEOS!!! 00:12:50.280 --> 00:12:52.640 PEWDS REALLY NEEDS MORE VIEWS AND SUBS 00:12:52.640 --> 00:12:53.780 make 10 accounts and no joke 00:12:53.780 --> 00:12:55.380 I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A SCAM 00:12:55.380 --> 00:12:58.080 YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR VERY OWN GUBBLE!!! 00:12:58.080 --> 00:12:59.460 so make sure you sub to this small channel 00:12:59.460 --> 00:12:59.960 or die. 00:13:00.520 --> 00:13:01.320 your choice... 00:13:01.780 --> 00:13:02.660 no pressure. 00:13:03.620 --> 00:13:05.220 these are nice pictures. 00:13:05.620 --> 00:13:06.120 * fancy music* 00:13:07.140 --> 00:13:07.920 still here? 00:13:07.920 --> 00:13:08.700 Thank you!! 00:13:10.200 --> 00:13:11.540 welll...okay...bye bye... 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:15.040 #saltyBrad