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UGH

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Hey how's it going bros?

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It's PewDiePie again

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The multi millionaire

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that keeps complaining about stuff!

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"Why doesn't he just shut the fuck up?"

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"Why does he talk like Filthy Frank?'

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"He's been doing it for 2 years"

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"but now people are starting to"

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"point it out"

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"So he should just stop!"

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"He should just stop talking like that"

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OK

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Anyway

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I've recorded this video

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Four times, now

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*Sad music*

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No wait, that's not how they say it

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I've been trying to record this video

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Four times, now

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*ear reaper sad music*

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*laughs*

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I love when youtubers do that

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"It's been so hard for me to shoot this video"

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"Had to take four attempts"

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*more ear reaper music*

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mhe..

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*laughs*

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Oh no

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Aww..

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Aww..

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Anyway

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It's actually taken me four times to make this video

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Not because its so hard for me to talk about this

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But because

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Things keep changing.

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This whole Fiverr thing is

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so--OW

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I just--fuckin'...

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So much has happened.

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So much has happened
That you don't know- even know about.

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I've literally made three videos

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I'm just gonna scrap them

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and

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um

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Simply gonna explain what has happened...

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I did my first video doing Fiverr requests

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you pay people 5 bucks

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and they will take your request

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*plays the first video* "will paint your message on my body and dance in the jungle"

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"I will play hearthstone with you three times"

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WOAH WOAH

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What the fuck?!

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"I will finish any Mathlab Webassign task"

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You can literally cheat at school

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MATHLAB

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Some of them did not take my request

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I asked a girl,

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A mathematician,

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To make a graph out of a penis

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*reading from the first video* "Remember that if you will use abusive language then we'll be forward to support team."

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"Where we can learn how to--"

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...write proper grammar

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She didn't wanna do that

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So she cancelled the order

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I asked someone to photoshop a weird picture or something like that

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They didn't wanna do that, so they...

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...so they cancelled the order

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But for some reason,

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these

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These Fiverr guys accepted the order to...

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to write "death to all jews" on a message and dance

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*Shows clip* *Poods surprised*

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(Fiverr guys) "subscribe to Keemstar"

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The response on the video, initially, was

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*laughs*

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Really great

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I knew people would be offended

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And I knew people wouldn't like it

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But I also knew people would've - would see the joke in it

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and would find it funny

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And honestly

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the comments when the video came out were like

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"this is the funniest video I've ever seen"

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And I'm not just straw picking like

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It was generally

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people loved the video

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They thought it was really funny

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Then people that I think that don't watch my channel

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heard about it

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and they wanted to get triggered by it

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aaaand

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So they come over to my channel and they like...

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"OHHHH YOU CAN'T DO THIS"

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"HOW DARE YOU"

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"POODIEPIE"

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"HOW DARE YOU"

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*TELL PEOPLE*

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*THESE INNOCENT LIL' BOYS*

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I like how they're boys whenever it's convenient

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*laughs*

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''THOSE LIL INDIAN BOYS"

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"They don't speak any English! They didn't know what "death to" meant,"

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"Even though they can articulate"

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"proper full sentences and"

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"write with proper English grammar"

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"They didn't know what they were doing"

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So basically what happened was that the Fiverr guys

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The ones who did the video

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they got banned from Fiverr, which

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really sucks

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I think it's uhhh it was really bullshit

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I was really down to hear that

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I felt really bad about it

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So I wanted to do something about the situation

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but at the same time I didn't know what to do.

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Like, what do I do. So I tried to contact Fiverr

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Now, I managed to get in contact with

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uh

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Someone over at Fiverr, and they're saying

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that they wanna un-ban them and figure it out.

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So, hopefully it gets solved and we can kinda just move on

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The person that contacted me said that they loved my video

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and they thought it was really funny, and they understand.

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but, some higher ups at Fiverr

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Jewish

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*laughs*

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didn't - They didn't like the humor

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I guess,

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uhh

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and ya know what, in Fiverr's defense

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I can understand that they don't want their website to be used

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to spread

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ya know,

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Antisemitic messages, ya know

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I fully understand that but,

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it was also not serious

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I mean, it was clearly a joke.

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and not just Fiverr guys got banned, I got banned as well.

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So I decided to make a second video

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and this time be

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A little bit more subtle

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with my... my uh...

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*laughs*

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my hate speech, I'm just kidding

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UhM

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so I thought it would be funny to

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Just to test

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You know test out the water

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so basicaly... there was a girl that

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would that... said she will dance to your music

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I will dance to the song you want

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*Dance music playing*

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that seems worth six dollars

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please dance to this tune, so I sent her DJ Adolf and see

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if she would she would go through with

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it cus' i don't know that's just

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funny to me

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*Techno Music Plays*

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*Music Continues* mein fuhrer *incomprehensible*

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I asked these cartoon artists

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who make cartoon version of your face to

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make one of my granddad. "I got to order"

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'one of these amazing cartoon portraits"

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'because I--I love them'

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here's a picture of my granddad

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Joseph-- Joseph Goebbels

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and then I asked the photoshop artist to- who retouches

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images to retouch one of my other

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granddad "could you please make him look"

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"younger, fresher, etc." and it all worked

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I had the file so then finally I asked the

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Kaz speech from "Metal Gear Solid V" is

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it's just the funniest thing 'cause it's so

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dramatic and if you don't know the

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context behind it it's just so funny to me

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(Kaz) "Why are we still here"

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"Just to suffer?"

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So I thought it'd be funny if someone who's

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a voice actor or a really bad voice actor

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to read the

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Kaz speech "it it amazes me how these people"

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"who claim to be professional voice'

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"actors have the absolute worst"

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"quality of audio that I've ever heard"

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(blurred man) "My name is..." *blurred* "...and I'm a professional voice actor

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and you can also take--" but uh, no they wrote

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(they)"this is sensitive, this is sensitive media and"

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"I'm not gonna do it"

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*Sad Music* (Kaz) "every night... I can feel my leg"

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What?

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My account got flagged, they found out

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"oh it's Poodiepie, he's up to no good again" and I got banned

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for the second time  "my fiverr account got"

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'banned again I guess this site just isn't meant"

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'for me is it? I don't know when this"

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"video is coming out"

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"I'm kind of struggling with this whole video"

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and at this point I'm just like

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What the fuck do I do?

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God damn it!  this is so fucking annoying

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so of course I make a third account and I named

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it jacksepticeye12 thinking "oh I'll get

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away with this" and this time I thought

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okay well now i'm just going to play

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completely PC [PG] i'm not gonna- you know do

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anything that might be considered

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offensive and I kept tryna make orders

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on Fiverr despite having a new account it

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just didn't work

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"alright so I've been puzzled for the"

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"last 10 minutes why none of my"

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"transactions are going through and then"

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"I found that they are automatically"

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"refunding all my payments"

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they banned my PayPal account

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clearly Fiverr want

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nothing to do with me 'cause not... not

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only did they ban me twice, they've

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banned my... my paypal account

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tryna prevent me from making any

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other transaction through their website

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but of course I got credit cards, alright? I'm Pewd--*laughs*

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... I'm kidding, so I just use a

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credit card and that works so I made a

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third video completely PC [PG]

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"Okay, let's play nice. Hello pleased to be"

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"working with you."

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'I am the famous YouTuber Jack-spid-icey

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and then... they fuckin' banned me again! God dammit! I got banned

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three times! Fiverr!

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ehh,  the ending

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keeps changing you know I'm supposed to

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react to the Fiverr but then I get banned

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and then I do it again and then I get

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banned I've been banned three fucking

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times I got banned again by Fiverr!

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so meanwhile I'm talking to this guy trying

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to unban the Fiverr guys. They made a

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video explaining about their situation

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that (Fiverr funny guys) "extremely sorry for the mistakes we

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have made in the video"

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How can you not accept that apology?

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look how sad they look (Fiverr funny guys) "please forgive us we really

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don't know what the message means

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while making the video" okay, I don't

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believe that, but regardless they're sad!

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You know..let's get real. They.. they

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know what "death to" means. Regardless you

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watch it and you can't help but feeling

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bad for them. They clearly love Fiverr

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they clearly want to keep making videos

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and I don't want to ruin that and they

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apologized so I thought for sure that

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they would unban the Fiverr guys because

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it's such a heartfelt apolo... apology

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to me it didn't make any sense for them to

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stay banned and then, so I thought, okay well

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I'm gonna make a video that will help

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them get back their account i'll make

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some sort of statement I don't know what I'll do

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but I'll do it and then all

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the sudden things keep fucking changing

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I I know it's fucking annoying but

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JESUS GOT BANNED!

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(Jesus) "Hi this is Jesus and I just wanted to

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say

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subscribe to my favorite channel on

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YouTube Jackspedicey2"

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*Laughs*

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So Jesus was another person that was in my video my video and he didn't say anything

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offensive at all

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look at this (Fiverr's jesus) "hello its me I have a very

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important update. as you know I was

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recently featured in a Pewdiepie video

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and that was great

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I got lots of traffic to my Fiverr account

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because of it" yea

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it brought traffic to Fiverr's account it

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brought business to this guy he didn't

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even do anything bad

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So Jesus gets banned now and I'm like

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well if Jesus gets banned and they're not

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unbanning Fiverr and they banned me three

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times they're clearly gone you know

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they're not going to come back to the

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website Fiverr clearly says (Fiverr)"fuck these

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guys"

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Jesus says that he didn't say anything

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bad but in my second video I caught

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Jesus saying uhhh

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"Hitler did nothing wrong"

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alright I have that on video let's show that

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(DEFINITELY JESUS) "Hello, Jesus here just want to let

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y'all know what Hitler did absolutely

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nothing wrong..." what the fuck?!

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"...he only wanted to act upon God's will"

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"don't worry though, he stands beside God now..."

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"he's in heaven.." --wait-- "...that's all folks"

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"Jesus out" Fiverr guys got banned but Je...

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and I wasn't the one who made him say it

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or was it

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I don't think so. Regardless he set up a

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GoFundMe page and his own website so you

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can take orders from Jesus himself and

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also let...Can I just point out

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that it's a little bit ironic that

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that Jews somehow found another way to fuck

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Jesus over...

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...

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..no?

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ok anyway so I thought okay well this is

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a great solution

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Jesus Christ has set up his private

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website and you can just order from his

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own website Jesus and Fiverr Guys were the

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most popular people on the website after

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I made my video and they literally got

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hundreds of orders so I thought okay well

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great now they can just keep making

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videos on their own terms they don't

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have to get a split to Fiverr they can

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put messages whatever they want they

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don't risk getting banned for no reason

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whatsoever and they're living just

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getting taken away so I was gonna

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okay well I donate to their

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GoFundMe page so I donated... I was gonna

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donate a thousand split to [The Funny] Guys

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and and and jesus so I started with Jesus I

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I'll be donating 500 ok. that's a hundred

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orders worth. I implore the fiverr guys to

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do the same I will make the same

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donations, a thousand bucks just to get

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them up there off their feet

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I feel bad this whole thing has happened

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and then I was going to con...tell the

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Fiverr guys to do the same thing Jesus is

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doing and potentially help them set up

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their website..

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UHHHH

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..and I- I did that and then

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they just got unbanned, now they're unbanned

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which is great  I mean it's great but I want my

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fucking $500 back thank you Jesus

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what the fuck

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it's so fucking annoying, this whole situation

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but regardless I'm really glad they

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got their account back. I'm really glad

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Fiverr decided to not ban them. I had

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this whole other video planned where I'm

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just gonna literally was going to shit all

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over you(Fiverr) but I think it's pretty cool

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that you(Fiverr)

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unbanned Jesus and the Fiverr guys and haven't we

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all learned something from this

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...

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now despite getting banned from

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Fiverr three times AND my PayPal account,

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potentially my credit card. There was one man

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one man that delivered my request

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one man that doesn't play by the rules

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of Fiverr. One man who is greater than eh...

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I would say anyone that does messages

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online. I'm talking, of course, about big man

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TYRONE

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*intro playing*

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(Tyrone)"Hi, subscribers, viewers, internet friends and cheeky scrubs, Big Man Tyrone here,"

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"welcome to the Happiest channel on Planet Earth where"

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"we set goals, advertise products, create form figures and generally have a laugh." *Laughs*

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"I just wanted to tell you about my favorite channel on YouTube,"

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"Jacksepticeye2..."  Yes , he even pronounced it right! "Jacksepticeye is the best"

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"and I love his contents, unlike Pewdiepie,"

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"who freaking sucks." HEY! I didn't tell you to say that! What the fuck, Tyrone?

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"also..." What? "Hitler did nothing wrong"

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*pewds loses it*

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For fuck's sake. *laughs*

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Okay, well... I think we all learned a lesson here

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and that is if you need a message online,

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fuck Fiverr, you just go to Big Man Tyrone

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the real messenger of the internet

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the real Jesus Christ of the internet

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That's pretty much all I've learned

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and who knows, maybe I'll make another Fiverr video in the future

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Also, YouTube ahh...Youtube unmonetized the video so

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I didn't make any

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any profit of it so, you know, if you could uhm

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If you can maybe refresh this video

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a couple times I think that would be

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pretty nice ... I need more money

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I need more money because I just lost five hundred dollars on Jesus Fucking Christ (PewdiePie is not a jew) love Vexz Predator