UGH
Hey how's it going bros?
It's PewDiePie again
The multi millionaire
that keeps complaining about stuff!
"Why doesn't he just shut the fuck up?"
"Why does he talk like Filthy Frank?'
"He's been doing it for 2 years"
"but now people are starting to"
"point it out"
"So he should just stop!"
"He should just stop talking like that"
OK
Anyway
I've recorded this video
Four times, now
*Sad music*
No wait, that's not how they say it
I've been trying to record this video
Four times, now
*ear reaper sad music*
*laughs*
I love when youtubers do that
"It's been so hard for me to shoot this video"
"Had to take four attempts"
*more ear reaper music*
mhe..
*laughs*
Oh no
Aww..
Anyway
It's actually taken me four times to make this video
Not because its so hard for me to talk about this
But because
Things keep changing.
This whole Fiverr thing is
so--OW
I just--fuckin'...
So much has happened.
So much has happened That you don't know- even know about.
I've literally made three videos
I'm just gonna scrap them
and
um
Simply gonna explain what has happened...
I did my first video doing Fiverr requests
you pay people 5 bucks
and they will take your request
*plays the first video* "will paint your message on my body and dance in the jungle"
"I will play hearthstone with you three times"
WOAH WOAH
What the fuck?!
"I will finish any Mathlab Webassign task"
You can literally cheat at school
MATHLAB
Some of them did not take my request
I asked a girl,
A mathematician,
To make a graph out of a penis
*reading from the first video* "Remember that if you will use abusive language then we'll be forward to support team."
"Where we can learn how to--"
...write proper grammar
She didn't wanna do that
So she cancelled the order
I asked someone to photoshop a weird picture or something like that
They didn't wanna do that, so they...
...so they cancelled the order
But for some reason,
these
These Fiverr guys accepted the order to...
to write "death to all jews" on a message and dance
*Shows clip* *Poods surprised*
(Fiverr guys) "subscribe to Keemstar"
The response on the video, initially, was
*laughs*
Really great
I knew people would be offended
And I knew people wouldn't like it
But I also knew people would've - would see the joke in it
and would find it funny
And honestly
the comments when the video came out were like
"this is the funniest video I've ever seen"
And I'm not just straw picking like
It was generally
people loved the video
They thought it was really funny
Then people that I think that don't watch my channel
heard about it
and they wanted to get triggered by it
aaaand
So they come over to my channel and they like...
"OHHHH YOU CAN'T DO THIS"
"HOW DARE YOU"
"POODIEPIE"
"HOW DARE YOU"
*TELL PEOPLE*
*THESE INNOCENT LIL' BOYS*
I like how they're boys whenever it's convenient
*laughs*
''THOSE LIL INDIAN BOYS"
"They don't speak any English! They didn't know what "death to" meant,"
"Even though they can articulate"
"proper full sentences and"
"write with proper English grammar"
"They didn't know what they were doing"
So basically what happened was that the Fiverr guys
The ones who did the video
they got banned from Fiverr, which
really sucks
I think it's uhhh it was really bullshit
I was really down to hear that
I felt really bad about it
So I wanted to do something about the situation
but at the same time I didn't know what to do.
Like, what do I do. So I tried to contact Fiverr
Now, I managed to get in contact with
uh
Someone over at Fiverr, and they're saying
that they wanna un-ban them and figure it out.
So, hopefully it gets solved and we can kinda just move on
The person that contacted me said that they loved my video
and they thought it was really funny, and they understand.
but, some higher ups at Fiverr
Jewish
*laughs*
didn't - They didn't like the humor
I guess,
uhh
and ya know what, in Fiverr's defense
I can understand that they don't want their website to be used
to spread
ya know,
Antisemitic messages, ya know
I fully understand that but,
it was also not serious
I mean, it was clearly a joke.
and not just Fiverr guys got banned, I got banned as well.
So I decided to make a second video
and this time be
A little bit more subtle
with my... my uh...
*laughs*
my hate speech, I'm just kidding
UhM
so I thought it would be funny to
Just to test
You know test out the water
so basicaly... there was a girl that
would that... said she will dance to your music
I will dance to the song you want
*Dance music playing*
that seems worth six dollars
please dance to this tune, so I sent her DJ Adolf and see
if she would she would go through with
it cus' i don't know that's just
funny to me
*Techno Music Plays*
*Music Continues* mein fuhrer *incomprehensible*
I asked these cartoon artists
who make cartoon version of your face to
make one of my granddad. "I got to order"
'one of these amazing cartoon portraits"
'because I--I love them'
here's a picture of my granddad
Joseph-- Joseph Goebbels
and then I asked the photoshop artist to- who retouches
images to retouch one of my other
granddad "could you please make him look"
"younger, fresher, etc." and it all worked
I had the file so then finally I asked the
Kaz speech from "Metal Gear Solid V" is
it's just the funniest thing 'cause it's so
dramatic and if you don't know the
context behind it it's just so funny to me
(Kaz) "Why are we still here"
"Just to suffer?"
So I thought it'd be funny if someone who's
a voice actor or a really bad voice actor
to read the
Kaz speech "it it amazes me how these people"
"who claim to be professional voice'
"actors have the absolute worst"
"quality of audio that I've ever heard"
(blurred man) "My name is..." *blurred* "...and I'm a professional voice actor
and you can also take--" but uh, no they wrote
(they)"this is sensitive, this is sensitive media and"
"I'm not gonna do it"
*Sad Music* (Kaz) "every night... I can feel my leg"
What?
My account got flagged, they found out
"oh it's Poodiepie, he's up to no good again" and I got banned
for the second time "my fiverr account got"
'banned again I guess this site just isn't meant"
'for me is it? I don't know when this"
"video is coming out"
"I'm kind of struggling with this whole video"
and at this point I'm just like
What the fuck do I do?
God damn it! this is so fucking annoying
so of course I make a third account and I named
it jacksepticeye12 thinking "oh I'll get
away with this" and this time I thought
okay well now i'm just going to play
completely PC [PG] i'm not gonna- you know do
anything that might be considered
offensive and I kept tryna make orders
on Fiverr despite having a new account it
just didn't work
"alright so I've been puzzled for the"
"last 10 minutes why none of my"
"transactions are going through and then"
"I found that they are automatically"
"refunding all my payments"
they banned my PayPal account
clearly Fiverr want
nothing to do with me 'cause not... not
only did they ban me twice, they've
banned my... my paypal account
tryna prevent me from making any
other transaction through their website
but of course I got credit cards, alright? I'm Pewd--*laughs*
... I'm kidding, so I just use a
credit card and that works so I made a
third video completely PC [PG]
"Okay, let's play nice. Hello pleased to be"
"working with you."
'I am the famous YouTuber Jack-spid-icey
and then... they fuckin' banned me again! God dammit! I got banned
three times! Fiverr!
ehh, the ending
keeps changing you know I'm supposed to
react to the Fiverr but then I get banned
and then I do it again and then I get
banned I've been banned three fucking
times I got banned again by Fiverr!
so meanwhile I'm talking to this guy trying
to unban the Fiverr guys. They made a
video explaining about their situation
that (Fiverr funny guys) "extremely sorry for the mistakes we
have made in the video"
How can you not accept that apology?
look how sad they look (Fiverr funny guys) "please forgive us we really
don't know what the message means
while making the video" okay, I don't
believe that, but regardless they're sad!
You know..let's get real. They.. they
know what "death to" means. Regardless you
watch it and you can't help but feeling
bad for them. They clearly love Fiverr
they clearly want to keep making videos
and I don't want to ruin that and they
apologized so I thought for sure that
they would unban the Fiverr guys because
it's such a heartfelt apolo... apology
to me it didn't make any sense for them to
stay banned and then, so I thought, okay well
I'm gonna make a video that will help
them get back their account i'll make
some sort of statement I don't know what I'll do
but I'll do it and then all
the sudden things keep fucking changing
I I know it's fucking annoying but
JESUS GOT BANNED!
(Jesus) "Hi this is Jesus and I just wanted to
say
subscribe to my favorite channel on
YouTube Jackspedicey2"
*Laughs*
So Jesus was another person that was in my video my video and he didn't say anything
offensive at all
look at this (Fiverr's jesus) "hello its me I have a very
important update. as you know I was
recently featured in a Pewdiepie video
and that was great
I got lots of traffic to my Fiverr account
because of it" yea
it brought traffic to Fiverr's account it
brought business to this guy he didn't
even do anything bad
So Jesus gets banned now and I'm like
well if Jesus gets banned and they're not
unbanning Fiverr and they banned me three
times they're clearly gone you know
they're not going to come back to the
website Fiverr clearly says (Fiverr)"fuck these
guys"
Jesus says that he didn't say anything
bad but in my second video I caught
Jesus saying uhhh
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
alright I have that on video let's show that
(DEFINITELY JESUS) "Hello, Jesus here just want to let
y'all know what Hitler did absolutely
nothing wrong..." what the fuck?!
"...he only wanted to act upon God's will"
"don't worry though, he stands beside God now..."
"he's in heaven.." --wait-- "...that's all folks"
"Jesus out" Fiverr guys got banned but Je...
and I wasn't the one who made him say it
or was it
I don't think so. Regardless he set up a
GoFundMe page and his own website so you
can take orders from Jesus himself and
also let...Can I just point out
that it's a little bit ironic that
that Jews somehow found another way to fuck
Jesus over...
...
..no?
ok anyway so I thought okay well this is
a great solution
Jesus Christ has set up his private
website and you can just order from his
own website Jesus and Fiverr Guys were the
most popular people on the website after
I made my video and they literally got
hundreds of orders so I thought okay well
great now they can just keep making
videos on their own terms they don't
have to get a split to Fiverr they can
put messages whatever they want they
don't risk getting banned for no reason
whatsoever and they're living just
getting taken away so I was gonna
okay well I donate to their
GoFundMe page so I donated... I was gonna
donate a thousand split to [The Funny] Guys
and and and jesus so I started with Jesus I
I'll be donating 500 ok. that's a hundred
orders worth. I implore the fiverr guys to
do the same I will make the same
donations, a thousand bucks just to get
them up there off their feet
I feel bad this whole thing has happened
and then I was going to con...tell the
Fiverr guys to do the same thing Jesus is
doing and potentially help them set up
their website..
UHHHH
..and I- I did that and then
they just got unbanned, now they're unbanned
which is great I mean it's great but I want my
fucking $500 back thank you Jesus
what the fuck
it's so fucking annoying, this whole situation
but regardless I'm really glad they
got their account back. I'm really glad
Fiverr decided to not ban them. I had
this whole other video planned where I'm
just gonna literally was going to shit all
over you(Fiverr) but I think it's pretty cool
that you(Fiverr)
unbanned Jesus and the Fiverr guys and haven't we
all learned something from this
...
now despite getting banned from
Fiverr three times AND my PayPal account,
potentially my credit card. There was one man
one man that delivered my request
one man that doesn't play by the rules
of Fiverr. One man who is greater than eh...
I would say anyone that does messages
online. I'm talking, of course, about big man
TYRONE
*intro playing*
(Tyrone)"Hi, subscribers, viewers, internet friends and cheeky scrubs, Big Man Tyrone here,"
"welcome to the Happiest channel on Planet Earth where"
"we set goals, advertise products, create form figures and generally have a laugh." *Laughs*
"I just wanted to tell you about my favorite channel on YouTube,"
"Jacksepticeye2..." Yes , he even pronounced it right! "Jacksepticeye is the best"
"and I love his contents, unlike Pewdiepie,"
"who freaking sucks." HEY! I didn't tell you to say that! What the fuck, Tyrone?
"also..." What? "Hitler did nothing wrong"
*pewds loses it*
For fuck's sake. *laughs*
Okay, well... I think we all learned a lesson here
and that is if you need a message online,
fuck Fiverr, you just go to Big Man Tyrone
the real messenger of the internet
the real Jesus Christ of the internet
That's pretty much all I've learned
and who knows, maybe I'll make another Fiverr video in the future
Also, YouTube ahh...Youtube unmonetized the video so
I didn't make any
any profit of it so, you know, if you could uhm
If you can maybe refresh this video
a couple times I think that would be
pretty nice ... I need more money
I need more money because I just lost five hundred dollars on Jesus Fucking Christ (PewdiePie is not a jew) love Vexz Predator