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過得如何啊大夥?

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又是我PooDiePie

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那個一直抱怨的百萬富豪

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他幹嘛不閉嘴就好?

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他為啥要學FilthyFrank的說話方式?

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他已經這樣子兩年了

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而且大家都有注意到

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所以給我差不多一點

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別再給我用這種方式講話了

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好啦 總之

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我錄這段影片

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已經四次了

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等等 我不是這個意思

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我重錄這段影片

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已經是第四次了

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我最喜歡看到Youtuber這樣了:

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其實錄這段影片讓我很難受

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我試了四次都弄不好

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噢 不

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總之

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其實是我錄了四段

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不是因為

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談這個話題讓我好難受呀

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其實是因為

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狀況一直在變動

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fiverr這個事情啊 哈哈

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好...噢...我剛剛...媽的

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發生了一堆事

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發生了一堆你們都不知道的事

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我真的錄了三遍

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只能放棄他們

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我會直接解釋到底發生了什麼事

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上次的影片裡我用fiverr跟人交易

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付人家五美元

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他們就照你要求的實現

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我們把你要的東西畫在身上同時在叢林裡跳舞

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我跟你玩三次爐石戰記

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哇..哇..WTF

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我幫你把Matlab的Webassign完成

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這根本就是作弊嘛

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Matlab!

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有些人拒絕了我

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我請這女生用Matlab畫根老二

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記住: 你要是用言語暴力

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就會被通報給fiverr團隊

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我會好好研ㄐㄧ-

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把字寫好啦

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她不想幫我

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所以把我的訂單取消了

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我請另一個人P張奇怪的照片

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他也不要

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所以他也

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所以他也取消我的訂單

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但是!

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這兩個老兄

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接受了我的請求

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把"猶太人都去死"

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寫在板子上然後跳支舞

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猶太人都去死

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訂閱Keemstar!

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那部影片一開始的回應

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很棒!

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我知道會有人被冒犯

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也知道一定有人不喜歡

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但我知道大家一定了解這只是玩笑話

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能哈哈一笑

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事實上大家的回應也是

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這真是我看過最好笑的影片了

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我也不是只挑對我有利的講

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是大家真的覺得喜歡

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真的覺得好笑

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然後那些沒在看我影片的人

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聽說了這件事

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然後他們就來暴怒一下

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他們就來這留言說

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你不能這樣做!

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你竟敢!

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PooDiePie!

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你竟敢!!

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嗖使這兩個無辜的男孩紙

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男孩還真是個方便的身分

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這兩的印度小男生

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他們根本不懂英文

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他們不懂

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去死是什麼意思

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儘管他們可以寫出這麼大一篇文章

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他們不懂他們在做什麼

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基本上事情是這樣的

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這兩個老兄拍了影片後

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就被fiverr BAN了

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真的是

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爛透了

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我覺得啦

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真的是狗屁不通

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聽到這件事我真的很難過

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我覺得是我害了他們

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我想做點什麼來幫他們

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但是我也不知道該做什麼

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我該做啥?

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我試著連絡fiverr

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我現在連絡上了fiverr的人員

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他們說他們也想幫他們解BAN

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釐清整個事件

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所以說

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希望這能好好解決

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然後大家就可以回家啦

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跟我聯絡的人說他們很喜歡我的影片

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他們覺得很好笑也能理解

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但是fiverr的高層

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一定是猶太人

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不覺得...不覺得好笑

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我猜啦

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這個...

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站在fiverr的角度我能理解

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他們不希望自己的網站被用來散佈...

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反猶太的議題

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我完全能理解

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但是這也不是認真的

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我意思是這很明顯是個玩笑

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不只是那兩個老兄

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我也被BAN了

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所以我重拍了影片

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這次比較不著痕跡地

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來發表我的

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我的這個...哈哈

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我的"仇恨言論"

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我開玩笑的

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我覺得很有意思

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這個...這個

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試個...這個...水溫

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基本上有個女生

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說她會隨你的音樂起舞

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用你指定的配樂跳舞

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(沒用到的影片)

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看起來很值六美元

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請用這音樂跳段舞

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我就傳給她DJ阿道夫(希特勒的名字)

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看看她會不會...

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會不會真的跳舞

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我也不知道

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感覺很有笑點

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(奇怪的舞蹈)

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(德語)

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(奇怪的舞蹈)

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(德語)

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(奇怪的舞蹈)

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我請這些卡通畫家

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可以把你的臉卡通化

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畫我的"阿公"

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我得買個超棒的卡通畫像

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我超愛的

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這是我"阿公"約瑟·戈培爾(納粹宣傳高手)的照片

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我又找了個PS的高手

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可以對照片施加魔法的人

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來PS一下我另一個"阿公"

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你可以把他PS的年輕一點嗎?

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有精神一點

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赫曼·戈林(蓋世太保頭子、希特勒親信兼接班人)

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他們都接受了

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檔案在我這

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最後我...這個

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MGSV的台詞很有趣

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如果你不懂它背後的涵義的話 會顯得很戲劇化

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我覺得很好笑

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我什麼我們還在持續受苦

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如果找個很爛的VA來念這段台詞會很好笑

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我很訝異這傢伙敢說自己是專業的VA

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這根本是我聽過最爛的音質

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(爛音質)

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不行...他寫

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這是機敏資料

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我不能給你們看

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(機敏資料)

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每晚我都能感覺到我的斷腿(MGSV梗)

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(機敏資料)

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啥!?

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我的帳號被BAN了

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他們發現了

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又是PooDiePie!

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他又要來惹事了!

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所以我被BAN第二次了

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我的fiverr帳號又被BAN了

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我猜這個網站大概不適合我吧

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我不知道何時會發布這段影片

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我還蠻掙扎的

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那時我就想

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我他媽能幹些什麼?

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他媽的!

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這真他媽煩人

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所以我就創了第三個帳號

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這次我取名叫Jacksepticeye12

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我覺得應該能逃過一劫

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這次我就想說

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我就完全不亂搞了吧

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我就不這個...

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做些會冒犯到別人的事了

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我一直試著在fiverr上下單

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雖然我用的是新帳號但是都無法成功

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好吧

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這10分鐘以來我很困惑

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為什麼我的錢都匯不過去

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結果我發現

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我的錢都自動被退回來

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他們把我的PayPal也BAN了!

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顯然fiverr不想跟我扯上關係

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他們BAN了我兩次

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他們也BAN了我的PayPal

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不讓我用他們的網站做任何交易

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但是我還有信用卡啊

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好嗎?

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我可是PooDie-哈

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我開玩笑的

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所以我就用了信用卡

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而且成功了

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我拍了第三次影片

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這次完全不鬧事

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我們來賣乖

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您好 很高興能跟您合作

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我是知名的YouTuber Jack Spedicy

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結果咧?

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他們又他媽的把我BAN了!

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幹林老師

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我被BAN三次了

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fiverr

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情況一直在變化

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我本來是要針對fiverr回應的

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結果我被BAN了

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然後我又來一次

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然後我又被BAN

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被BAN了三次

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我又被fiverr BAN了

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當我在跟fiverr的人討論給那兩個印度老兄解BAN時

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他們上傳了一部道歉影片

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印度老兄: 對於我們犯的錯誤感到非常抱歉

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你怎能不原諒他們!

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看看他們有多沮喪

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印度老兄: 請原諒我們

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印度老兄:我們真的不曉得那句話是什麼意思

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OK 這我能不相信

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但是不管怎樣他們都這麼難過了

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我們...我們..我們說真的

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他們知道"去死"是什麼意思

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但是無論如何

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看了之後我很為他們感到難過

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他們很明顯地熱愛fliverr

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他們很明顯地想繼續作影片

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我不想毀掉他們

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而且他們都道歉了

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所以我想說他們應該會幫他們解BAN吧

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他們道歉地這麼認真

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我看不出有什麼理由繼續BAN他們

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所以我就想說來弄一部能幫他們解BAN的影片

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我來弄些聲明

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我不曉得能弄什麼

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但我要來弄

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結果突然間

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情況又產生了變化

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我懂

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真的很煩

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但是

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耶穌被BAN了!

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嗨

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我是耶穌

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我只是想說

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訂閱我最愛的YouTube 頻道

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Jack Spedicy 2

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這個耶穌是另一個人

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他根本沒說什麼冒犯人的東西

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完全沒有

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看看他

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哈囉 是我

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我有件很重要的是要宣布

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如你所知

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最近我上了PewDiePie的影片

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很棒

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我的fliverr曝光率因此提升很多

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是啊 為他帶來了曝光率

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為他帶來了商機啊

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他沒做什麼錯事啊

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結果他也被BAN了

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我就想說 好吧 如果耶穌也被BAN了

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而且他們不給印度老兄解BAN

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然後又BAN我三次

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他們真的玩完了

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他們沒辦法再回去fliverr了

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fliverr顯然是覺得這些傢伙可以去死一死了

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耶穌覺得他沒說錯什麼話

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但是在我第二次拍的影片裡

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我逮到他說

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這個...

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希特勒做對了

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好唄

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我有錄起來

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給你們看看

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哈囉 我是耶穌

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跟你們說

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希特勒完全是正確的

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WTF!?

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他只是在執行神旨

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別擔心

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他現在與神同在了

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等等

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就是如此

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先這樣

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印度老兄被BAN了

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也不是我要他們說的

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還是我弄錯了?

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應該不是吧?

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無論如何

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他設了一個Go Fund Me網頁

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還有他的個人網站

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所以你可以下單給耶穌本人

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還有

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我能說這有點諷刺嗎?

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那個

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猶太人又找到了狗幹耶穌的新方法

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不是嗎?

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好吧

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總之

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我覺得這是個好主意

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耶穌基督創了他的個人網站

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你可以直接在這下單

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我發布影片後耶穌跟印度老兄是fliverr上最紅的人

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他們拿到了數百筆訂單

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我覺得很好啊 他們可以自立自強了

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他們不用再付錢給fliverr

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他們可以把訊息放在他們想放的地方

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不用再擔心被BAN得不明不白

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導致他們無以為繼

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所以我就贊助了他的Go Fund Me

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我打算各捐他們500美元

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首先我捐給耶穌

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我來捐個500美元

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這值100個訂單

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希望印度老兄也來弄得Go Fund Me

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我也會捐500美元

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起碼可以幫他們站穩

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我對這整件事感到抱歉

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然後我打算聯絡印度老兄請他們跟耶穌一樣創個網頁

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我也這麼做了

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結果他們被解BAN了

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他們現在恢復了帳號

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太棒啦

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我真的覺得很棒

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但是我想拿回我的500美元

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耶穌 謝謝你

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WTF

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太衰洨了

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這整件事情

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但不論如何

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我真的很高興他們被解BAN了

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我很開心fliverr決定還他們帳號

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我原本都打算要狠狠的臭罵fliverr了

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但還好你們解BAN了耶穌跟印度老兄

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我想我們都從中學了一課

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儘管我被fliverr BAN了三次

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還有我的PayPal

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說不定連信用卡也是

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但是有一個人

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有一個人

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他實現了我的要求

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這個人不照fliverr的規矩來

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這個人...這個...我會說比其他fliverr用戶都強大

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沒錯 我指的是BigManTyonne

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嗨 訂閱者觀看者網路朋友們還有fukcing bitches

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我是BigManTyronne

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歡迎來到地表最快樂的頻道

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在這裡我們訂立目標

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打廣告

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製作有趣的影片

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以及開懷大笑

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嘿嘿嘿

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我想跟你們介紹

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我最喜歡的YouTube頻道

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Jacksepticeye2

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就是這樣!

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他發音正確

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我愛死他的影片了

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然後那個PewDiePie啊

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真是爛透了

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威~~~

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哈哈哈哈哈

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我可沒叫你說這個

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哈哈

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媽的是怎樣啦

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還有

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呵呵呵

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啥?

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希特勒是對的

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哈x10

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ffs

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好啦

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我覺得我們都學到一課

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就是如果你想要把一件是在網路上傳播開來

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去他的fliverr

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找BigManTyronne就對了

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真正的網路信使

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正宗的網路版耶穌基督

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這就是我學到的一課

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誰知道呢

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說不定哪天我又會來噴fliverr一次

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還有

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YouTube抽掉了這部影片的錢

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我拍這部一毛都沒賺

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如果可以的話

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來這部影片多刷幾次

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我會很感激

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我需要錢

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我才剛被耶穌騙了500美元

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我開玩笑的 我超有錢 根本不care500美元 雖然我是個貪錢的猶太人