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What happened yesterday

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-what happened yesterday

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was one of the most foul

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-disgusting

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-uncalled for

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experience

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that I ever had the displeasure-

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-of

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-of taking part of

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No one

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NO ONE

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-should have to go through what we all went through yesterday.

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-night.

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"Witnessing one of the craziest moments in YouTube history ever."

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"Now what is this YouTube glitch that you're wondering?"

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"Well we discovered on stream and its really simple but it's also absolutely crazy

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when you unsubscribe to a channel, it counts as two people and two people are unsubscribed."

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"So, what you can actually do is you can subscribe and unsubscribe to a channel over and over and over again

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and what happens is that channel will repeatedly lose more and more subscribers."

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"Quickly."

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"And I'm talking about thousands and thousands per second."

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"I can't believe it. I'm in absolute shock."

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*sad dramatic music*

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*sigh*

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It is with great sorrow that I have to report that last night, me, and many of my fellow YouTube comrades

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were under attack

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by a-

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"GLITCH"

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THEY CALL IT A GLITCH

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I SAY- IT'S AN ATTACK!!!

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to wipe us all out D:

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I was losing millions of subscribers

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everyone was losing their subscribers

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*BAM headphones*

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Let's look at YouTube's response

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"What's up with that?"

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"We've heard these reports, and we take those feedbacks so seriously."

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*FUCK FUCK FUCK*

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*WE DIE*

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*FUCK FUCK FUCK*

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(They said)

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*FUCK*

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*WE DIE*

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*FUCK FUCK FUCK*

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*WE DIE*

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"WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANY UNDERLYING GLITCH"

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*THE FACE OF A MONSTER*

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*WTF YA SAYIN GURL*

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*RIP headphone users.*

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*dubstep*

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"what the fucky he's losing 8 thousand subscribers every minute!"

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IT HAS BECOME CLEAR

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THAT OUR ENEMY (*cough*youtube*cough* )

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HAS LIED TO US

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ABUSED US

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FAR TOO MANY TIMES NOW

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Yesterday, I lost over a million

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and who knows, what's waiting for me

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tomorrow???

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Am I just supposed to sit here

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and say "that's okay"???

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I THINK NOT!!!

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IT IS TIME

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THAT WE FIGHT BACK

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IT IS TIME THAT WE PUT OUR FOOT DOWN

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AND SAY

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NEeeeiIN

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no

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I'm calling out YouTube right now

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I know you're listening, Youtube

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I'm calling you out

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#PEWDIEPIEYOUTUBEFIGHT

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@ vidcon 2017

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I CHALLENGE YOU

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FOR A WRESTLE, YOUTUBE

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LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

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NO MORE LIES

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NO MORE SUB GLITCHES

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JUST YOU AND ME

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ONE ON ONE

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WE WILL DIP OURSELVES IN TANNING OIL (wait what?)

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AND WE WILL FIGHT

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ON THE STAG- MAIN STAGE OF VIDCON

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WHERE EVERYONE IS WATCHING (poods u sure u want that?)

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IF I LOSE

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I WILL DELETE MY CHANNEL (oh no not again)

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ONCE AND FOR ALL

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NO JOKES

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BUT IF I WIN

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I get to keep your site

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I become the new ruler

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of your website.

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You have 24 hours

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*THUD*

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to respond.

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*nokia ringtone*

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WHAT

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I got all my subscribers back?

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and more than I had before?

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*slams phone*

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YouTube is my favourite website on the whole planet :DDDDD

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it is flawless and has no glitches in it whatsoever

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I love YouTube

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and I plan to keep making YouTube videos for a very long time (yay)

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check out more of my YouTube videos on my own YouTube channel

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Thank you guys for watching, and as always

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remember to leave a like :D (SMASH DAT LIKE BUTTON BRUH)

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*smooch*

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and stay awesome bros

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(video probably sponsored by YouTube)