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Ang nangyari kahapon...

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Ang nangyari kahapon...

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...ay isa sa pinakamasahol,

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nakakadiri,

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hindi ginustong...

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karanasan

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na hindi ko ginusto

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na...

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maging bahagi.

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Walang sinuman

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WALANG SINUMAN

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ang dapat makaranas ng kung anuman ang napagdaanan nating lahat kahapon...

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...ng gabi.

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*mula sa boses ni BlackScreenTV*
"Nasasaksihan ang isa sa pinaka-nakakalokong pangyayari sa kasaysayan ng Youtube."

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"Ngayon, ano ba iyong Youtube glitch?"

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"Natuklasan namin sa stream at ito ay napakasimple pero nakakaloko."

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"Kapag nag-unsubscribe ka sa isang tsanel, dalawa ang mababawas at dalawang tao ang ma-u-unsubscribe."

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"Kaya maaari kang mag-subscribe at mag-unsubscribe sa isang tsanel nang paulit-ulit

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at ang mangyayari ay ang tsanel ay paulit-ulit na mawawalan ng mas maraming mga subscriber."

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"Ganon kabilis."

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"At sinasabi kong libu-libo bawat segundo."

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"Hindi ako makapaniwala. Labis akong nabigla."

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*malungkot na musika*

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*bumuntong-hininga*

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Nakakalungkot sabihin na kailangan ko i-ulat na kagabi, ako at ang aking mga kapwa YouTuber,

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ay inatake

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ng isang...

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"GLITCH"

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Tinatawag nila itong "glitch"

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Pero sa tingin ko, ito'y isang pag-atake!

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Upang ubusin tayong lahat!

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Nawalan ako ng milyun-milyong mga subscriber

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Lahat ay nababawasan ng kanilang mga subscriber!

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*isinuot ang headphone*

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Tignan natin ang naging tugon ng YouTube.

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"Anong nangyari dun?"

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"Narinig namin itong mga ulat, at sineseryoso namin itong mga katugunan."

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*napakaastig na musika*
"TANGINA TANGINA TANGINA"

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"MAMAMATAY TAYO"

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"TANGINA TANGINA TANGINA"

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"Ang pag-subscribe ay isang pinakamahalagang bahagi ng karanasan sa YouTube."

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"TANGINA"

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"MAMAMATAY TAYO"

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"TANGINA TANGINA TANGINA"

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"MAMAMATAY TAYO"

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"Wala kaming nakitang anumang glitch."
*KAGAGUHAN PO ITO*

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*MUKHA NG PURO NG KASINUNGALINGAN*

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*Lalaki: Anong pinagsasasabi ng babaeng ito?*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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*mabilis na pagda-dub*
*si Spongebob na labas dila ay masayang naglalakad*

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h3h3Productions: "Tangina, nababawasan siya ng 8 libong mga subscriber bawat minuto!"

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Malinaw na...

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ang ating kaaway...

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ay NAGSINUNGALING sa atin!

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INABUSO tayo

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nang NAPAKARAMING beses.

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Kahapon, nawalan ako ng higit isang milyon.

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At 'di natin alam, kung ano ang nag-aabang para sa akin

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bukas!

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Dapat bang umupo lang ako dito

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at sabihing "Ayos lang 'yan"?

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SA TINGIN KO HINDI!

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PANAHON NA

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UPANG GUMANTI TAYO

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PANAHON NA UPANG ILAPAG ANG ATING MGA PAA

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AT SABIHING

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NEIN (o hindi sa wikang Aleman) *tunog siyam*

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Hindi! ('yun pala)

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Tinatawag ko ang YouTube ngayon.

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Alam kong nakikinig ka, YouTube.

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Tinatawag kita.

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#PEWDIEPIEYOUTUBEFIGHT 
*tama 'yan Pewds, mga g*go eh turuan dapat ng leksyon*

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Sa Vidcon 2017

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HINAHAMON KITA

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SA SUNTUKAN, YOUTUBE

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TAPUSIN NA NATIN ITO

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WALA NANG KASINUNGALINGAN

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WALA NANG "GLITCH" SA SUBS

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IKAW AT AKO LAMANG

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HARAPAN

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Ilulubog ang ating mga sarili sa "tanning oil"

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at tayo'y magtutuos

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Sa tanghal... pangunahing tanghalan ng Vidcon.

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Kung saan lahat ay nanonood.

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Kapag ako ay natalo,

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Tatanggalin ko ang aking tsanel.

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SA WAKAS

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Walang halong biro.

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Ngunit kapag ako ang nanalo,

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Makukuha ko ang iyong sayt.

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Ako ang magiging bagong pinuno

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ng iyong websayt.

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Meron kang dalawampu't apat na oras

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*24 oras, pinakapinagkakatiwalaang balita sa buong Pilipinas*

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upang tumugon.

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*may tumatawag* (NOKIA!)

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ANO?

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Bumalik na mga subscriber ko?

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At mas marami pa kaysa dati?

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*binaba ang telepono*

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Paborito kong websayt ang YouTube sa buong daigdig!

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Wala itong sira, at mga "glitch" o kung anuman.

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Mahal ko ang YouTube.

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At plano ko gumawa lagi ng mga bidyo sa YouTube sa napakatagal na panahon

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Tingnan niyo ang iba ko pang mga bidyo sa YouTube sa aking sariling tsanel

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Salamat sa panonood, at palagi,

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huwag kalimutang mag-like!

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*halik*

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At manatiling astig, Bros.

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*ang bidyong ito ay itinataguyod ng salbaheng YouTube*
(gamitin ang hashtag at pindutin na ang like button at mag-subscribe! -chr)