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Ono što se jučer dogodilo

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To što se jučer dogodilo

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je bilo naj pokvarenije

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naj odvratnije

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nepozvano

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iskustvo

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da sam ikada imao nezadovoljstvo

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u

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u sudjelovanju

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Nitko

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NITKO

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ne bi trebao proći to kroz što smo svi jučer prošli

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Noćas.

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"Svjedočimo jedan od najluđih trenutaka ikad, u povijesti Youtuba."

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"Sada, što je taj Youtube glitch pitate se?"

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"Pa otkrili smo na streamu i vrlo je jednostavno ali je zato absolutno ludo.

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Kada se od pretplatiš od kanala broji se kao da su se od pretplatila dva kanala."

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"Tako da, ono što možeš napraviti je možeš se pretplatiti i od pretplatiti od kanala neprestano

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i što se dogodi je da kanal bez prestanka gubi svoje pretplatnike."

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"Brzo"

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"I pričam o tisućama i tisućama po sekundi"

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"Ne mogu vjerovati. U apsolutnom sam šoku."

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*tužna dramatična glazba*

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*uzdah*

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Sa velikom žalošću moram izjaviti da noćas, ja i puno mojih Youtube drugova

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smo bili napadnuti

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napao nas je

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GLITCH

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ONI TO ZOVU GLITCH

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JA KAŽEM DA JE TO BIO NAPADAJ

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da se svih nas riješe.

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Ja sam gubio sam milione pretplatnika...

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Svi su gubili svoje pretplatnike..

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*BAM slušalice*

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Pogledajmo Youtube-ov odgovor

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"Što je s tim?"

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"Čuli smo izvještaje o tome i primamo te povratne informacije vrlo ozbiljno. Youtube ne odpretplaćuje korisnike od kanala."

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*FUCK FUCK FUCK*

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*WE DIE*

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*FUCK FUCK FUCK*

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(Oni kažu)

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*FUCK*

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*WE DIE*

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*FUCK FUCK FUCK*

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*WE DIE*

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"Za sada nismo mogli naći nitni jedan ishodišni glitch"

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*muahahaha vi mi vjerujete, pa iz Klane sam ja vozim traktore brum brum...*

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*ova popušila*

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*nakon tri porcije čevapa*

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*brate*

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"koji ku*ac on gubi 8 tisuća pretplatnika svake minute!"

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POSTALO JE JASNO

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DA NAŠ NEPRIJATELJ (*kašalj*youtube*kašalj)

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NAM JE LAGAO

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ZLOSTAVLJAO NAS

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VEĆ PREVIŠE PUTA

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Jučer, izgubio sam više od milijun

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i tko zna što me još čeka

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sutra??

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Trebam li ja samo sjediti ovdje

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i govoriti "sve je okej"???

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MISLIM DA NE!!

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VRIJEME JE

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DA SE SUPROTSTAVIMO

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VRIJEME JE DA STAVMO STOPALO NA POD

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I KAŽEMO

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NEeeeiIN!! (heil hitler lmao)

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ne

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Pozivam Youtube upravo sad

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Znam da slušaš Youtube

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Izazivam te

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#PEWDIEPIEYOUTUBEFIGHT

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@ vidcon 2017

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IZAZIVAM TE

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NA FIGHT BRATE *YouTube*

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ZAVRŠIMO S TIME JEDNO ZAUVIJEK

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NEMA VIŠE LAŽI

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NEMA VIŠE OVAKVIH GLITCHEVA

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SAMO TI I JA

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JEDAN NA JEDAN 
(lmao)

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UMOČITI ĆEMO SE U KAJMAK

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I BORITI ĆEMO SE

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NA POZO- GLAVNOJ POZORNICI VIDCONA

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GDJE SVI GLEDAJU

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AKO IZGUBIM

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IZBRISAT CU KANAL (kupujem kokice lol)

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JEDNOM ZAUVIJEK

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BEZ ŠALA

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ALI AKO POBIJEDIM

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mogu zadržati vašu stranicu

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ja postajem novi vladar

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vaše stranice.

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Imate 24 sata

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*CHOGIWA*

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za odgovoriti...

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*LOTTO ringtone*

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ŠTO??

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Dobio sam sve svoje pretplatnike natrag?

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čak i više nego što sam prije imao??

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*LEDD*

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Youtube je moja najdraža stranica na cijelom svijetu

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bez grešaka je i nema apsolutno nikakvih glitcheva

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Ja volim Youtube

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i planiram raditi Youtube videe još dugo vrijeme (a daj nadala sam se kajmaku... šteta)

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pogledajte još videa na mojem Youtube kanalu

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hvala na gledanju ove mentalne ne stabilizacije

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zapamtite kliknuti like

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*pljuc*

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I ne zaboravi napisat zadacu i oprat pod za razliku od mne koja je provela zadnjih sat vremena na ovo sranje.. tnx bye

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SARMA