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What's up

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its time for me to play a video game everybody

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this one is called mother simulator

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look what a goofy ...

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ahh there is a poop at the wall.

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on the ceiling?

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how is that even possible ?

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select a challenge

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meet the baby

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ok

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* crowd cheers*

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this is how the game begins

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it looks like I'm about to take a snack on the baby

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I don't look like a much of a mother

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alright its baby time

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Now i have a timer so I best hurry

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oh god thats awkward

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what do I do with this ?

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oh he needs a diaper

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OK

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uhh put it down

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oh my god.

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thats fine

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its still alive

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it will be fine

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uhh now I just gotta

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grab the thing and drop

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I did it!!!

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*pewds laugh*

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im a geni...

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no wait it lost it.

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right grab it

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AAND

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drop it.

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no

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grab it

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AAANDDD

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and drop it

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SUCK the thing

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you stupid baby

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It worked before

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*cries*

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Gravity is a

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alright

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grab the baby

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oh my god whats wrong with you

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sit down...

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*pewds laugh*
oh my god.

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something is wrong with my child

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something is terribly wrong

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oh I know whats wrong 
you need a little....

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pacifi-

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Wha- I gave it to him!

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stupid game

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ok listen up kid

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we're gonna do this one way and one way only

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alright sit down

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I said sit down

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thats right now succ it

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come on baby

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oh

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I can't- there we go

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no

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what did-

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the controls are so delayed like oh my god

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what a stupid face

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this is not my child

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IT keep-

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EAT THE THING

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PUT IT IN!!!

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PUT IT IN!!!!

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PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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you're going in the sink have a time out

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thats right you're going in the sink

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you need to cool off

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what am I doing wrong here

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thats German

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alright are you gonna behave?

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are you gonna behave now

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ok what if I just get the pacifier

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and I just give that to the baby

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WHAT IS YOUR FRIKEN PROBLEM??

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wait i gotta maybe hold it

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here take it

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take it

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don't look at me like that Timmy

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Timmy

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what am I supposed to do with you?

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alright how bout this how bout this

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I SWEAR TO GOD

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alright how do I kill a baby

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*sad music*

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*poor child*

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do I need to dip it in something so he'll suck it like maybe honey or something

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right? maybe thats it

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stop spitting it out

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maybe I just need to keep giving it to him

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stop

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I need instructions

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I gotta wash it

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I gotta wash the -I gotta wash it

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thats all I had to do

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how do I get it in there

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I can't reach it

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its dirty its dirty thats why

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oh my god

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so how do I get it in there

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there we go

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there we go I'm doin- I'm doin- I'm doing it!

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now here you go baby

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in you go

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TAKE IT

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I don't have time for your games baby

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WOOOOOO

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WOOOOOO

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yeah baby

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I just realize is my hat green?

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*laughs*

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cool

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now gift from the baby is the next goal

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it seems your robot kid may pee

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our waterproof ultra absorbent fireproof nappy

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now taste of strawberries

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do it so he can feel dryness and comfort

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easy

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im a great mother

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I'm- I'm probably the best mother

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-of all time, alright lil Timmy

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uh alright so let me ju- oh sorry

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well yeah ok so

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whats step two

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step two, whats step one

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step two

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ok

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no

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step two

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put them in the bin

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you get a bonus point if i throw them from a range ok

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hah

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can you be quiet? I'm trying to do the game here

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oh sorry oops

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*pewds laugh*

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ok uh lets just drop it here

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no I'm missing it every time

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how do I throw?

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it doesn't-

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it doesn't throw it!

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this game sucks

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alright grab the diaper

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throw it in the thing

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ok and then

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ba- oh we gotta get the baby here come on Timmy

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I aint got time

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I aint got time Timmy

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oh I gotta spray you

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how do I spray you

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but- Timmy! sit!

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Timmy!!

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go- thank you

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alright alright alright alright

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ok Timmy

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Timmy there we go

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this is how its done

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no put them on

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did it

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I- I told you

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I told you I'm a great mother

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people don't recognize

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next stop dinner

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ok no problem

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I make excellent dinner

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all the time

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all the time

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ask anybody

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just watch me

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alright pacifier you need pacifier ok

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alright so its dirty

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so we need to clean it of course

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clean clean clean clean clean clean cleannn

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and we're gonna place it there

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perf- oh great its dirty now

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thats fine

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alright we're gonna clean

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clean clean clean clean clean

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we're gonna put it down here

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we're gonna put it down there

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look at dat

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alright

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just gonna-

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just gonna grab this

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there we go

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alright eh we *laughs*dropped the thing

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thats fine just gonna put that down there

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and we're gonna clean it again

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not a problem we got plenty of time here

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ok put that down there

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and there we're gonna heat some water

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we're gonna grab Timmy

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and Timmy's gonna get some-

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OH MY GOD TIMMY NOOO

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Timmy's a demon

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*sad piano*

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jeez

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Timmy please come back to us

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alright its fine ignore the demon baby

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we still have to make water

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there you go thank you Timmy for helping out

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I really really appreciate

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DAMN IT ITS DIRTY AGAIN TIMMY

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you suck

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god I hate this child

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come here

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there you go sit down

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I'm trying to be a good mother

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alright- DAMN IT!

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alright just fill it again just fill it again

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just fill it again

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we got plenty of time Felix

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GOD DAMN IT

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why does it keep flying everywhere

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screw it

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screw it on

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YES!

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you see that Timmy?!

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you see that?!

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you see what I'm talking about

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thats what I'm talking ab-

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*disappointed in life*

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BE QUIET GAME

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oh my god Timmy

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Timmy stop merging with things

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MY GOD

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sit down Timmy

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alright we gonna grab this

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Timmy it's feeding time

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Timmy's too far away

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Alright put him here-

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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this game was rigged against you

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I swear I am a great mother

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alright let's try this again

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Water

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See? this system is rigged against our dads

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So it's easy when you know how to do it

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Obviously.

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So what's step... three

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WHAT DA HECK

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IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

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you made it dirty

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I swear this kid has an attitude problem

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I don't know where he gets it from

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Timmy!

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eat the friking bottle

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EAT IT

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EAT THE BOTTLE!!!

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OH RIGHT IT'S EMPTY

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Ahh okay

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Alright

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I don't care

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That's right I forgot of course its empty or it's empty

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MY BAD TIMMY

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MY BAD

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Alright so I just-

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GOD

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DAMN IT

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Alright (inaudible)

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We'll take it easy

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We'll take it in ea-

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We'll take it in easy

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We'll take it in easy got plenty of time

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got plenty of time

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Don't worry Timmy I got you daddy's got you

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Alright

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Daddy's got you Timmy

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Daddy's loves you very mu-

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AGGAHHHHH

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We got a minute we still got a minute

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Just put dat down

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Nice and easy

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Nice and ez

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Clean Clean Clean

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Click click click

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grab

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no?

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grab it

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Timmy

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Timmy?

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You look a lil down here you go

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oh ma god it got dirty cuz he's on the floor

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Go there

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Timmy Im no-

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TIMMY IM NOT PLAYING GAMES

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TIMMY THIS IS NOT A GAME!!

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oh I gotta mix the baby powder!

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Timmy i'm so sorry I didn't know about the baby powder

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Who knew?

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Who knew kids can't just-

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ehh

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Who knew kids can't-

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ARE YOU KIDDING MEEE?!

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It will go in

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It will go in

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It will go in

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I swear to god Timmy

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I will murder you

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20 SECONDS!!!

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We're doing this for Timmy

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godammit

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Alright it's in

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It's good enough

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Gimme dat

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Here we go

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Here we go where are you?

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Where are you?

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Where is he? there you go

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Would've thought its so hard

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Shoutout to all the moms out there

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I had no idea

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Just fill it out with water

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And now we put it down

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And we add the thing

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Alright I assume it's in

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I assume it's in

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No visual confirmation but thats good enough

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Here you go you spoiled lil piece of garbage

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DON'T SPIT IT OUT

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DON'T SPIT IT OUT

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I WILL KIL-  ok cool

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What now? he wants the stupid pacifier

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You're such a stupid lil child Timmy

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Here you go you dumbass

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TOOTTOTOTOOOOOT

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*claps*

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hurray

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I have to look after myself?

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Aw its so hard enough being a baby

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I mean having a baby

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I didn't think it was possible to hate babies

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More than I was already doing myself

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Alright so its dirty

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so we gonna wash it

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That's actually not a problem

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But then apparently im hungry as well

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Alright here you go sucker

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Suck on that

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Biiiiit

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Okay so let's have some pie

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Let's have some pie

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Let's have some croissants

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Some sweets

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Okay guys

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This is epic

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And while we have spare time

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We can wash up our stuff

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Oh my god im having the time of my life

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Would've thought being a father

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Was this- I mean mother

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This- being this rewarding

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I feel like a kid again

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What can I say

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Look we're so ahead

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Being a mother is eeeasy

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It's eeeasy

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It's all-

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It's always been easy

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Anyone complaining?

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It's so hard to be a mother?

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You don't kno- you haven't

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seen you haven't played this game as
good as I have

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clearly don't hate the

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player what do you want all right

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I gotchu fam

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I gotchu

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now what we need

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here luckily I've already prepared for
this

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I know that little rascal would get

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hungry

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that's fine

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*grumbling noise*

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okay fill it up

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put it down

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grab this

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and don't make it fall

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it gets good enough

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all right we got to
eat real fast bread

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bread and then put

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this on and put that on

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Timmy

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Timmy you're gonna love this

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you're gonna love it

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it's empty

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DON'T THROW IT

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WE DON'T

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THROW

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THINGS IN

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THIS HOUSE

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Shoot I'm dying

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I'm dying uhh berries

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*crunch*

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*cronch*

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uh we just need the berries

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guyyy got 30

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that's fine that's fine

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we have plenty of time boys

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we got pleeenty of time

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don't make it fall over

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there we go it's in

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it's in

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Timmy you best eat this

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or I'll kill you

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what are you doing on the ground?

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idiot go back here

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here

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that's right suck it up

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suck all of it

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that's right

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You lil

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all right where is his pacifier

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where is it then

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where is it AHH disgusting

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where is his pacifier

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I'm dying

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I'm dying any these sausages

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where is it stupid pacifier there we go
we're going for it boys

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we're boy oh boy in for it boy suck it
suck it sit down now what now what

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diaper no problem there you go damnit I
gotta do all that again are you kidding

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me daddy don't love you okay I'm only
taking care of you because your mother

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left you and I'm starting to understand
why you're useless you trash you're

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nothing but a poopoo suck it
oh shoot I need to eat I'm sorry I

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didn't mean to throw you I had no choice
oh my god no no okay all right we're

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just gonna have to go with it oh my god
what is happening I don't oh my god

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Oh God all right that's it that's it I'm
officially done being a mother put it on

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oh my god I'm eat eat I get it yes Josh
slay Queen patty pie that's right I'm a

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mother
how many nappies oh it's a robot kid

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that's right that's right YouTube
that's right YouTube do monetization

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it's a robot kid it's not a real kid
how many Nappers okay all right this

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seems stupid everything else has been
anyway

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all right it's time how do I throw them

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all right throw them how do I throw them
I just throw you then oh come on

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seriously I don't understand how you're
supposed to throw them I can only do the

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mic drop

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you let your Lily oh I got it
good right click what

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oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah feeling like I'm
Jordan 3-point yeah I'm scoring

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oh yeah come on I gotta hit some max oh

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oh oh my god I'm the best mom in the
world baby you see that timmy little

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shit factoring oh I'll get dunked on bit

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join faze clan next look at it look at
it look at it son look at your dad food

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poisoning
Oh No

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where's the freaking toilet here it is
it must be here Alexa this is a perfect

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how do I put down the child normally

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okay and then a new pair of diapers
quite easily

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Sam good assist I'm damn good at since I
was born to do

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this is really hard
look at this sucky sucky yeah yeah yeah

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what you got what you got Timmy
you throw it in your own stupid face you

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dumb ball diaper BAM
come here Timmy daddy's coming

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yeah yeah
ice age are you kidding me Timmy it's

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the I oh my god I'm sliding are you
kidding me

00:18:58.700 --> 00:19:06.290
Timmy I ca I say why won't you just die
how am i how do I have water for my pad

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this game makes no sense am i right guys
god damn it put it in its ice age I have

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food poisoning and I have the worst
child of all time what the heck is going

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on all right what does Timmy one now
diapers are no problem to me

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watch this Timmy whatever whatever it
doesn't matter you're irrelevant Timmy I

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know I'm hungry game but Timmy needs a
diaper grab it come on Chabad this is

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the play of the century crush on Barry
yeah yeah what next

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Brad there's only one thing I can do hey
Timmy hey Timmy it's not so funny now is

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it I was being a baby now smash like on
this video Timmy

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or else thank you guys for watching this
video leave a like if you think I can be

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a great mother and smash like if you
think I want I will be sure to read all

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your comments and appreciated feedback
this has been mother simulator I'll see

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you guys tomorrow with another video
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