WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.339 --> 00:00:02.339 Sweden's hate registry..?? 00:00:04.680 --> 00:00:05.540 Okay.. 00:00:07.260 --> 00:00:08.180 Okay. 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:10.580 JonTron. 00:00:10.880 --> 00:00:11.720 That makes sense. 00:00:11.820 --> 00:00:12.760 He's a Nazi. 00:00:15.460 --> 00:00:16.680 (scary sound effects) Pooderpie..? 00:00:24.060 --> 00:00:24.560 No.. 00:00:25.340 --> 00:00:25.840 (sad gasp) 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:26.420 Why? 00:00:28.200 --> 00:00:30.100 Why are we still he-- (laughs) 00:00:31.480 --> 00:00:31.980 Kaz: Just to suffer.. 00:00:31.980 --> 00:00:32.480 Just. 00:00:32.480 --> 00:00:33.400 (inhales) 00:00:33.400 --> 00:00:34.120 Sweden! 00:00:34.120 --> 00:00:35.200 Kaz: Every night. 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:36.740 Sweden! Kaz: I can feel my leg. 00:00:36.740 --> 00:00:37.240 Kaz: I can feel my leg. 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:38.520 Why?! 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:39.160 Kaz: My arm.. 00:00:39.940 --> 00:00:40.740 Why, Sweden, why?! 00:00:40.740 --> 00:00:41.400 Why, Sweden, why?! Kaz: Even my fingers. 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:41.900 Kaz: Even my fingers. 00:00:42.500 --> 00:00:43.640 I can't talk right now. 00:00:44.080 --> 00:00:45.300 Why Lisa? Why Lisa? Please talk to me, please! Kaz: The body I've lost... 00:00:45.300 --> 00:00:47.860 Why Lisa? Why Lisa? Please talk to me, please! 00:00:47.860 --> 00:00:49.160 Kaz: The comrades I've lost! 00:00:49.160 --> 00:00:51.020 (Metal Gear Solid V Kaz Miller speech grows) 00:00:51.020 --> 00:00:51.520 Kaz: It won't stop hurting! 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:52.160 The part of my life, you are everything. Kaz: It won't stop hurting! 00:00:52.160 --> 00:00:53.640 The part of my life, you are everything. 00:00:53.980 --> 00:00:55.980 I could not go on without you Lisa. Kaz: It's like they're all still there. 00:00:57.480 --> 00:00:59.480 The government's database..! Kaz: You feel it too, don't you? 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:01.320 Has me! 00:01:03.380 --> 00:01:04.660 On the hate registry. 00:01:05.460 --> 00:01:07.400 You are lying! I nearly hit you. 00:01:07.700 --> 00:01:10.120 You are tearing me apart Lisa! 00:01:11.580 --> 00:01:13.160 What did I do? 00:01:15.800 --> 00:01:17.820 What the fuck did I do? 00:01:19.500 --> 00:01:21.580 Why do you hate me Sweden? 00:01:22.380 --> 00:01:35.520 (trashing) 00:01:37.320 --> 00:01:38.320 Okay. Let's start the video. 00:01:38.320 --> 00:01:40.100 What the fuck are you guys doing here? 00:01:40.980 --> 00:01:42.100 Revel mode is over. 00:01:42.700 --> 00:01:43.640 Ge-get out. 00:01:44.240 --> 00:01:44.780 Get out. 00:01:45.140 --> 00:01:45.800 It's done. 00:01:46.500 --> 00:01:47.200 It's done. 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:49.660 Oh! You're here. 00:01:49.800 --> 00:01:50.320 (laughs) 00:01:51.780 --> 00:01:54.180 ♫ Ano kousaten de ♫ ( What if everyone skipped down ) 00:01:54.180 --> 00:01:58.000 ♫ Min’na ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite ♫ ( Along the city streets that run all throughout the town ) 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:01.660 ♫ Moshi ano machi no man’naka de ♫ ( Imagine if we met up in the city’s heart ) 00:02:01.660 --> 00:02:05.440 ♫ Te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara ♫ ( And one by one we held hands and looked up the sky ) 00:02:05.440 --> 00:02:08.320 ♫ Moshimo ano machi no dokoka de ♫ ( Imagine if you’d look around from where you stand ) 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:08.860 ♫ [ “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ] ♫ 00:02:08.900 --> 00:02:10.260 I've got exciting news! 00:02:11.820 --> 00:02:13.280 I've got great news!! 00:02:14.100 --> 00:02:15.780 EVERYBODY GET READY!! 00:02:16.040 --> 00:02:16.800 *KYARY GETS EXTREMELY QUIET* 00:02:16.880 --> 00:02:17.500 Oh, jeez... 00:02:17.860 --> 00:02:18.680 *Kyary starts over the song* 00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:19.360 OH GOD. 00:02:19.420 --> 00:02:21.040 Well, whatever. I'm starting - 00:02:21.300 --> 00:02:23.140 my own company! 00:02:23.340 --> 00:02:25.200 This is a huge announcement for me. 00:02:25.460 --> 00:02:26.140 And..! 00:02:26.980 --> 00:02:28.280 I'm hiring. 00:02:29.860 --> 00:02:30.540 That's right. 00:02:30.700 --> 00:02:31.400 That's right! 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:35.180 I know this may come as a little shock for everyone, but I have left BuzzFeed. 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:38.740 I'm starting a new business. 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:40.000 I think it's gonna be great. 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:42.980 Y-y-yeah. I got great hopes for this one. 00:02:43.180 --> 00:02:44.220 The underwater rats? 00:02:44.860 --> 00:02:45.640 Fuck 'em. 00:02:45.740 --> 00:02:46.280 Okay? 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:48.640 I'm sure I can do something with them in the future but for now... 00:02:48.640 --> 00:02:50.480 I'm starting my new company. 00:02:50.480 --> 00:02:54.460 But to start this new company, I'm gonna need some inspiration on start-ups. (i got bored) 00:02:54.460 --> 00:02:58.260 How do they do it, How do start ups get Millions and millions of dollars? 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:06.020 Without really having an interesting product or having like me no product whatsoever. Let's have a look 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:11.220 There's a company that rates 120 million million!! Let's let's look at that product 00:03:11.800 --> 00:03:13.800 Making juice is easy 00:03:13.900 --> 00:03:19.109 Start by taking a stroll down to the neighborhood farmers market by about 50 dollars worth of organic fruits and vegetables 00:03:19.780 --> 00:03:23.459 $50 *Sarcastically* excuse me is that $50 worth of vegetables? 00:03:24.190 --> 00:03:28.829 What are you fucking talking about? That's like 2, 2 eu- Whatever okay? Let's just keep watching 00:03:32.129 --> 00:03:38.179 What is this? Its a juicero, Im sorry I don't know what that word means 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:43.039 It's a- it's a doger. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't I don't know what that word means doger 00:03:43.799 --> 00:03:48.619 Can you- can you. can you define that to me. 00:03:50.489 --> 00:03:52.489 Its a doger 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:54.680 basically juicero is a 00:03:54.860 --> 00:04:00.520 $400 bag squeeze you can't use that they basically juice that comes in packs and 00:04:01.140 --> 00:04:05.500 You can't use anyone else's packs you have to use their packs 00:04:06.300 --> 00:04:07.980 because if you spend 00:04:07.980 --> 00:04:13.759 $400 on a fucking juicer, that's clearly not enough. Now bloomberg did an interesting discovery 00:04:22.919 --> 00:04:24.919 Incredible 00:04:25.139 --> 00:04:27.198 You can just squeeze the bag 00:04:28.919 --> 00:04:34.759 Excuse me. I I don't like doing this so I would like to pay $400 00:04:36.180 --> 00:04:39.620 Please. it used to cost $700 by the way 00:04:40.710 --> 00:04:44.269 Incredible, wow. How much money did they raise? 00:04:47.130 --> 00:04:53.089 Ohhhhh, I love how people get so mad when they found out how much I make and, just look at- just look at juices 00:04:54.419 --> 00:04:55.919 okay, I 00:04:55.919 --> 00:04:58.909 God damn it. I ain't making that juice money yet, okay? 00:04:58.910 --> 00:05:05.059 So calm the fuck down. And we haven't even gotten to the most genius part yet. That it it squeezes bags for you? 00:05:05.760 --> 00:05:11.779 Oh wait? if there's wait, there's more?There's nothing to clean no mess whatsoever 00:05:12.090 --> 00:05:15.229 It's so easy that it makes the old way of juicing seem 00:05:15.570 --> 00:05:21.289 Well... old. Why did I do all that other stuff [who] cares that's our past life. This is our new life 00:05:22.260 --> 00:05:24.110 [to] Sarah 00:05:24.110 --> 00:05:27.400 The easiest freshest most delicious way to get juice. 00:05:28.340 --> 00:05:34.840 But I just have one question hey is it a duggar though guru so clearly 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:41.559 Clearly running a business has if this piece of shit can we get 10 and 20 million? I'm pretty sure my idea 00:05:41.560 --> 00:05:43.560 it's Gonna get a 00:05:44.330 --> 00:05:49.719 Lot more than and a lot more than that [weighs] it under water rats. [oh] 00:05:51.740 --> 00:05:53.740 goddamn it. 00:05:54.770 --> 00:05:56.770 aw 00:05:58.430 --> 00:05:59.900 Okay 00:05:59.900 --> 00:06:07.389 Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to come up with a better idea. [well], you know buzzfeed recently changed their name from Buzzfeed yellow 00:06:08.990 --> 00:06:14.829 Buzzfeed yellow is now boldly (SHIT I KNEW THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME)so now buzzfeed is available, so welcome everyone. I'm launching 00:06:17.540 --> 00:06:24.749 Buzzfeed yellow everyone. Thank you. Thank you, uh 00:06:32.020 --> 00:06:34.650 where the fuck did he go ,,,..,,,,,..,.we got a very diversified? 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:40.660 Employ- uh crowd of people so far did I mention my dog is black 00:06:42.060 --> 00:06:43.540 *phone ringing* 00:06:44.200 --> 00:06:45.490 Hello( its mE) 00:06:45.490 --> 00:06:52.380 It's my lawyer. What do you mean? I can't call it buzzfeed yellow they still trademark odd okay? It's [fucked] this time. [oh] 00:06:53.170 --> 00:06:55.170 That's fine. I'm [gonna] call it 00:06:56.320 --> 00:06:58.320 buttfeed 00:07:00.430 --> 00:07:04.049 Now that's stupid, buttfeet 00:07:05.950 --> 00:07:07.150 Yes 00:07:07.150 --> 00:07:09.070 buttfeet everyone 00:07:09.070 --> 00:07:11.070 So I'm looking for 00:07:11.440 --> 00:07:18.510 I'm looking for you guys. I obviously need to hire a diversified crowd, so so I asked you guys on Twitter to 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:21.240 Apply to my new job 00:07:21.540 --> 00:07:27.660 my new company, buttfeet I asked you guys to fill in some simple questions, and now let's just review your 00:07:28.320 --> 00:07:31.640 Applicants here, we go number one Big Mac 00:07:32.260 --> 00:07:35.939 Ravioli what's your best friend's age 87 oh Pal? 00:07:36.550 --> 00:07:37.750 Ernesto 00:07:37.750 --> 00:07:40.859 Your gender apache helicopter. That's great 00:07:40.860 --> 00:07:47.130 That's really great preferred pronoun [desu] the fuck does [that] mean if you were a crayon 00:07:47.130 --> 00:07:51.749 What color would you be colors doesn't matter you're goddamn right it. They don't matter [unless] 00:07:52.450 --> 00:07:58.769 [you're] hiring for the job. I'm sorry you didn't make the cut you fucking idiot colors matter a great deal all right 00:07:58.770 --> 00:08:03.990 We have another [application] from mold dog another apache helicopter. That's great 00:08:03.990 --> 00:08:06.750 We need one [of] those if you were a crayon, what color would you be? 00:08:07.330 --> 00:08:14.009 Triangle all right this is looking good. So far. What would the name of your debut album be kazoo kid vol 1 well, that's that's 00:08:14.860 --> 00:08:17.430 Clearly Fuckin taking I'm sorry you're out 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:24.479 Can I get some serious applicants here anything for you supplied your best [friend's] age 22 your gender male? 00:08:24.479 --> 00:08:26.479 What are you [fuckin] gay? What I? 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:33.089 What what the fuck is that preferred pronoun legend if you were a crayon what color would you be white because? 00:08:33.250 --> 00:08:35.250 The white Crayon is useless? 00:08:35.550 --> 00:08:38.760 Well at least he's honest describe yourself in three words 00:08:39.280 --> 00:08:41.280 fat and lazy 00:08:43.300 --> 00:08:45.539 Anything for views, you're hired!!!1 00:08:46.540 --> 00:08:53.190 Congratulations everyone you're one of the first people to join the proud, buttfeet thank you so much 00:08:53.290 --> 00:08:55.620 Thank you so much. We're proud to have you aboard 00:08:57.160 --> 00:08:59.190 hopefully you can do something about that Gender, but 00:08:59.830 --> 00:09:03.629 That's in the future next applicant. We have my size 00:09:04.450 --> 00:09:12.090 150 cream egg. What would the name of your debut album be yo it's your boy skinny penis, ha ha [hey] 00:09:12.750 --> 00:09:14.750 It's your boy 00:09:15.220 --> 00:09:18.060 Skinny penis wait your favorite kPOp band is appa 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:21.000 You're out what the fuck? 00:09:21.520 --> 00:09:28.520 whats wrong with you. God damn it Krista griffin. If you were a crayon. What color would you be kpop hair gray you're 00:09:28.780 --> 00:09:30.120 AANNOO TOOO SETAND- 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:32.120 fucking 00:09:34.630 --> 00:09:36.520 This fucking thing 00:09:36.520 --> 00:09:37.690 Congratulations 00:09:37.690 --> 00:09:41.760 The [griff] the Griffin you're in buddy. look how many fucking 00:09:42.430 --> 00:09:44.430 apache helicopters we got 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:47.940 We got a lot of apache helicopters applying that's really good. We need we [need] a --fucking hell. That's a lot 00:09:47.940 --> 00:09:55.960 of apache -hehhe - helicopters 00:09:57.340 --> 00:09:58.600 because 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:04.710 Okay, well luckily here. We have a female because we need you need at least one otherwise preferred pronoun 00:10:04.710 --> 00:10:12.449 Lord [or] [shamar]. [oh] is that that naruto fucking guy zero deaths. This is actually really promising. Why do you want to work at McDonald's? 00:10:13.020 --> 00:10:14.470 I left buzzfeed 00:10:14.470 --> 00:10:21.380 Yes, you're in you're in buddy. We have gathered team of buttfeed 00:10:22.920 --> 00:10:24.920 Congratulations, you start 00:10:24.920 --> 00:10:26.850 *Subtle moan* 00:10:26.850 --> 00:10:30.649 Right now get the (potty word). I am not paying you 00:10:33.509 --> 00:10:35.509 What is this video about? 00:10:35.579 --> 00:10:39.318 We need a logo for this endeavour. Let's just make one right now 00:10:39.319 --> 00:10:44.569 We need a logo for buttfeet [alright], so we have a we have a butt here, and now we're slowly 00:10:45.389 --> 00:10:47.419 slowly going to make sure that it's a- 00:10:49.560 --> 00:10:51.000 Yes 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:53.690 Yes, that's it, buttfeed 00:10:54.569 --> 00:10:56.599 Buttfeet everyone there it is 00:10:57.329 --> 00:11:01.969 Excellent. We're going to make millions. I wonder how much buzzfeeds worth actually oh 00:11:06.500 --> 00:11:08.500 oh my fucking God 00:11:30.760 --> 00:11:36.140 *typing noises* 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:44.900 How do I-- how am I going to get funding even though I'm a rich millionaire. [that's] it's ridiculous 00:11:44.900 --> 00:11:52.309 I could start a patreon [Kanye] [west] asked Mark Zuckerberg [1] Kelly mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollar into Kanye west ideas okay? 00:11:52.310 --> 00:11:54.310 Well, let's just 00:11:54.910 --> 00:12:01.620 [alright], well that pretty much does it thank you. Thank you. We got the funding we got the shitty idea 00:12:01.620 --> 00:12:04.139 We got the name and we got the applicants 00:12:04.139 --> 00:12:06.139 *triple clap*