OK before this video starts
I have a very very very very very very important announcement
Isn't that right?
Cringemas is coming, on Friday and Saturday
So cancel all your plans
cause you don't want to miss Cringemas, it's a live stream
Mark and Jack are flying all over here to Brighton
We got this whole thing set up
Its gonna be the best live stream ever
and it's for charity, It's for the charity of red
which we're also supporting with tuber simulator
It's to help prevent aids to great charity
We got a lot of cool stuff happening on the live stream
A lot of people are coming
A lot of people involved and there's a penguin! 0_0
We have a penguin
Do I need to tell anything else? I don't think so!
but PJ and Emma are coming to, they live in Brighton
so obviously they're gonna be there
There's gonna be presents
All kinds of shit!
Friday 5 p.m, I'll see you there
UK time, all the Info is in the description
and you don't want to miss this one, I've done a lot of live streams but this is by far the biggest one I've ever done so
* Big Inhale* OHHH let's start the video!
*Pewds mom talking on the phone in mumbles*
Pewds: Mom!
Pewds: mom
Pewds: mom, no I'm not a Nazi
Pewds: I'm not, I promise It's just a stupid article
Pewds: Mh
Pewds: OK love you too
Heya Hydra
I'm use to getting hate comments
and just generally really dumb comments!
That's normal!
But now we got some next level shit this is *chuckles* this is kinda impressing you know
I've seen bad articles, but now they all just came out at once
*Pewds reading* "Youtube removing Pewdiepie's subscribers after news comes through that he is in favour of the Nazi's party"
*Pewds is just done with this generation*
Ok no that one is clearly fake! Ok fake article, what else do we got?
*Pewds read* "Pewdiepie says Youtube is killing his channel because he's white"
Ok clearly another fake com- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
PewDiePie more like PewDieWhine
*Long Pause*
*Pewds clap* Got roasted *chuckles*
That's just too clever, how can I possibly have a response
PewDieWhine how come I never thought about that before It's genius *Pewds facepalm*
*Sad music* *Pewds read* "Is there anything more annoying than some insecure rich... guy"
Wait "insecure?"
*Pewds ponders his life*
*Pewds start to cry* Ok I guess- I guess you know I mean I know Im a little self conscious about my body
You know I feel weird about it but you don't have to sneak that in there, ok
*Pewds giggle*
What do you mean, insecure rich guy?!
What do you mean is there anything more annoying?! Yes there is, this article
How bout that for starter
*Pewds read* "That they're victim of a conspiracy against them for being white"
What?!
What?! (Poor pewds)
Why do they... Where do they get this from?
*Pewds echo* "I'm not gonna let Youtube win I see how it is, It's because I have so many subscribers
They're tryna kill my channel, this is ALL a conspiracy, Youtube wants to kill my channel"
It really seems like he's really serious right there
I really didn't detect any sarcasm in his language so I'm gonna go ahead and write an article where I slander him pretty much
That seems like the right thing to do and well I'm at it, I'm gonna sneak in and call him insecure *Pewds chuckle*
Hmm what's the title?
PewDiePie? PewDieShit? NO that's not good enough!
I got it *Pause*
PewDieWhine
Because he complains
*pause*
Roasted
*giggle*
ok here's- here's the thing
Can you tell when I'm speaking seriously?
And like I said this is not just affecting me
Its affecting other youtubers and creators that you care about
Like, does this guy have autism?
I don't like to make that joke but I- Im
I'm concerned if you thinks that was-
If he can't tell the difference
Like, why is this an article?
Be- because of clickbait maybe that's why
Because- because hating on Pewdiepie is such a meme
That we can- we can get more clicks from it
Good, you- you did it, good job
Congrats, hey man congrats on your journalism job I think
You're really doing a great job
*Pewds reads* "This apparent conspiracy against him has led to his popularity falling-
he said in a video where he ranted against the video hosting site."
*Pewds read loudly* "BUT IT'S THIS PART OF THE CLIP that's even more ridiculous than the rest of it."
*Pewds in the video* "They want someone else on top, someone really extremely cancerous
Like Lilly Singh's
I'm white *Clap* can I make that comment? But I do think that's a problem
Now that, you know what? That seemed- that seemed like something he was serious about-
he really seemed genuine about that statement, so no I'm- I'm glad you created this
So here we go (Brace yourself)
Swedish YouTuber, who is the most subscribed user on this site, highest earner with an annual income of 12 million
It's also funny because apparently he- he just wrote 12 dollars *chuckles*
But then updated it, so I'm curious what else he corrected in this article
Oh *Pewds lick his fingers*
Oh *licks them again*
I can taste the salt, through the article
Oh
*Makes squirrel noises*
Oh It's nice and salty
Oh and by the way
12 million, oh that's cute
He thinks I make 12 million
*Pewds start to laugh because no one knows how much money he makes*
12 million
Okay, sure
Whatever you want buddy
Whatever you say man
*Pewds reads* "Also claimed that Youtube wanted to put someone else on top of the site, someone extremely cancerous"
Well I'm gonna change that
Eh, to you James Dawson
You're extremely cancerous
*Pewds reads* "The new top dog might be Lily Singh, a Canadian, with Indian heritage-
he suggested
No I never said that, what the fuck!
I'M THE TOP DOG (yes you are!)
Wish I was Candian
*Sniffles*
It's fucking bullshit
*Pewds read* "Nice one, get cracking then mate"
That's journalism right there, ending an article with-
"Get cracking then mate"
*Giggle*
I didn't know British media was so bad (Its awful)
It's so bad
You know I thought Swedish media was bad
But in- Brtish media is just...
This is just the weirdest thing I've ever seen
This is what people would actually think if I didn't have a chance to, you know
Cause people just read the title
People just read this and they're like
Oh okay
I see
Pewdiepie's a Nazi's now that's-
Alright *Chuckle*
It's extremely annoying how I can't make jokes on my channel
Without anyone quoting it as actual, facts
Like something I've actually said
Do they know my- have they seen any videos coming out on my channel?
Are they so desperate for clickbait that they will literally-
Literally, slander someone else's name in the process?
You know they're clearly taking my name, shoving it into the ground
just to get more clicks on their shitty, fucking website
It's ab- It's disgusting
It's absolutely disgusting
How desperate can you be?
This clickbait journalism-
Is just the- the purest form of cancer
Sports Rageous, what the fuck is that?!
Why is Sports Rageous posting that I'm-
that I'm racist?
PEWDIEPIE RACIST
Question mark
What the fuck
Is this
How is this a thing.. How
He was being sarcastic, did you even watch the video fully??
Thank you!
Well I'm glad to see that people understand in the comments
Good god when did you become buzzfeed, remember when you were an actual newspaper for real journalism?
Well
This is just how it is now
Cause fucking buzzfeed gets million of clicks and real- real news stories doesn't get enough coverage
so they got to clickbait to keep up
You know- *Chuckle*
You know if Keemstar has more journalistic integrity than you
Than you know it's a big- It's a big fucking problem!
And by the way, Pewdiepie Isn't white, he is Sweeden
OKAY?
So *Claps* Can I make that comment? Can I say that?
*Pewds read* "You crying about not getting 2mil veiws, I am lucky to get 200 veiws-
Oh no views
and I have been on youtube since 2008, stop sooking, grow up"
You know what? I won't stop sooking!
Shut the fuck up, I'll sook as much as I like, okay?
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
I've been sooking since 2008
This is so typical, alright
This one wasn't directed at me but whatever, I found it
,*Pewds read* " Pewdiepie is literally complaining that one of his videos didn't reach 2 million views
Lum- Laughing my fucking ass off, cry about it!"
Did you watch- DOES anyone watch the whole video?
Isn't always just picking whatever part that they see-
You know, think is convenient
The video literally is me standing up for everyone on youtube
I- and I even explained that it's not about the views
It's about reaching your audience, but you know whatever's convenient for you to shit on me
Go ahead, you know
*Pewds read* "Some of his videos only get 2 million views, It's hardly worth his pulling a T-shirt on-
talking for six minutes in a totally adorable, super relatable way about putting the T-shirt on-
then asking his subscribers to leave feedback about the T-shirt-
while meanwhile checking if Forbes is putting him on the 2006 (I think he meant 2016) richest stars list
Dud- this is the salty shit I have ever read, you know what I didn't *chuckles*
I didn't ask for my private banking to get leaked, okay?
I didn't a- I don't care
Take away, fucking 3 zeros on my paycheck I would- you know what make it four
Take away four zeros on my paycheck, I would still be making this
They never seem to end for some reason, they always-
You know, ev- every year there's something coming out like this
Where just insane claims about me
You know I've- I've read articles about me all about all kinds of shit
I'm- I'm racist now, and then I'm sexist
I think that I- there's been like I've been pedophile
It's just sooo many insane claims
OH that I was hitting my gurlfriend
Its like... (stupid?)
These like horrific claims, I- I- I just keep have to take from med- from the media
It will get them clicks...
and- uh who cares?
Who cares if there's a real person behind it right?
I mean media has been doing this for years, literally slandering people
So what's the fucking difference now?!
Hmm?
Who cares about youtube? OOH I don't like youtube!
OOH gotta write an article!
OOH he's racist now!
UH *sticks tongue out*
I don't like that he's making more money than me!
UGH It's not fair, UGH!
Getting in the media's public attention
If anything I realized Is that whatever I've learned about other people through media-
Is clearly being skewed well- well growing up and-
Because I've seen how they represent me in the media
And you know what? It's fine! If I'm- If I'm not perfectly represented in the media
But when there's just, pure fucking slander
Like this, I'm not gonna just stand like, step aside for it and take it
This is- this is *chuckles* It's too- It's too dumb
Thanks for defending me when these shitty stupid articles arrive I- I really appreciate that
*Inhale* And uh I'll see you in the next video
Stay awesome *Bro fist*
*Blackness* (If you're afraid of the dark look away for a second)
*Pewds doing something
*Pewds put on a hat*
*Very dramatic music*
(Also nice underwear bro!
*Pewds puts on a jacket*
*Pewds confirmed.... He's a Nazi's!! DUN DUN DUN!*
*Hilter talking*
*Pewds looking creepy af*
*More Hilter talking*
*Pewds smile*
*Outro*
(Also I can't believe we lost Pewds to the Nazi's)
WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!! *starts to cry*