WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.840 OK before this video starts 00:00:01.840 --> 00:00:05.280 I have a very very very very very very important announcement 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:06.480 Isn't that right? 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:09.920 Cringemas is coming, on Friday and Saturday 00:00:09.980 --> 00:00:11.940 So cancel all your plans 00:00:12.300 --> 00:00:15.360 cause you don't want to miss Cringemas, it's a live stream 00:00:15.700 --> 00:00:18.980 Mark and Jack are flying all over here to Brighton 00:00:19.020 --> 00:00:20.340 We got this whole thing set up 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:22.900 Its gonna be the best live stream ever 00:00:22.900 --> 00:00:25.200 and it's for charity, It's for the charity of red 00:00:25.560 --> 00:00:28.120 which we're also supporting with tuber simulator 00:00:28.360 --> 00:00:30.920 It's to help prevent aids to great charity 00:00:31.060 --> 00:00:33.660 We got a lot of cool stuff happening on the live stream 00:00:33.740 --> 00:00:35.040 A lot of people are coming 00:00:35.180 --> 00:00:37.920 A lot of people involved and there's a penguin! 0_0 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:39.220 We have a penguin 00:00:39.500 --> 00:00:41.680 Do I need to tell anything else? I don't think so! 00:00:41.900 --> 00:00:43.980 but PJ and Emma are coming to, they live in Brighton 00:00:43.980 --> 00:00:45.380 so obviously they're gonna be there 00:00:45.380 --> 00:00:47.140 There's gonna be presents 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:48.340 All kinds of shit! 00:00:48.340 --> 00:00:50.060 Friday 5 p.m, I'll see you there 00:00:50.160 --> 00:00:52.660 UK time, all the Info is in the description 00:00:52.940 --> 00:00:57.540 and you don't want to miss this one, I've done a lot of live streams but this is by far the biggest one I've ever done so 00:00:57.680 --> 00:01:00.340 * Big Inhale* OHHH let's start the video! 00:01:00.540 --> 00:01:02.080 *Pewds mom talking on the phone in mumbles* 00:01:02.580 --> 00:01:03.160 Pewds: Mom! 00:01:03.520 --> 00:01:04.240 Pewds: mom 00:01:05.580 --> 00:01:07.420 Pewds: mom, no I'm not a Nazi 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:10.900 Pewds: I'm not, I promise It's just a stupid article 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:13.040 Pewds: Mh 00:01:14.180 --> 00:01:15.520 Pewds: OK love you too 00:01:16.520 --> 00:01:17.260 Heya Hydra 00:01:17.500 --> 00:01:19.000 I'm use to getting hate comments 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:22.380 and just generally really dumb comments! 00:01:22.480 --> 00:01:23.400 That's normal! 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:28.480 But now we got some next level shit this is *chuckles* this is kinda impressing you know 00:01:28.540 --> 00:01:32.760 I've seen bad articles, but now they all just came out at once 00:01:33.100 --> 00:01:40.460 *Pewds reading* "Youtube removing Pewdiepie's subscribers after news comes through that he is in favour of the Nazi's party" 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:41.420 *Pewds is just done with this generation* 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:45.960 Ok no that one is clearly fake! Ok fake article, what else do we got? 00:01:45.960 --> 00:01:50.560 *Pewds read* "Pewdiepie says Youtube is killing his channel because he's white" 00:01:50.880 --> 00:01:59.860 Ok clearly another fake com- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 00:02:00.180 --> 00:02:03.420 PewDiePie more like PewDieWhine 00:02:03.660 --> 00:02:06.140 *Long Pause* 00:02:06.440 --> 00:02:09.220 *Pewds clap* Got roasted *chuckles* 00:02:09.620 --> 00:02:12.900 That's just too clever, how can I possibly have a response 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:16.860 PewDieWhine how come I never thought about that before It's genius *Pewds facepalm* 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:21.320 *Sad music* *Pewds read* "Is there anything more annoying than some insecure rich... guy" 00:02:21.680 --> 00:02:22.880 Wait "insecure?" 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:25.520 *Pewds ponders his life* 00:02:26.140 --> 00:02:32.720 *Pewds start to cry* Ok I guess- I guess you know I mean I know Im a little self conscious about my body 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:37.200 You know I feel weird about it but you don't have to sneak that in there, ok 00:02:37.200 --> 00:02:38.540 *Pewds giggle* 00:02:38.940 --> 00:02:41.160 What do you mean, insecure rich guy?! 00:02:41.160 --> 00:02:44.460 What do you mean is there anything more annoying?! Yes there is, this article 00:02:44.740 --> 00:02:46.100 How bout that for starter 00:02:46.100 --> 00:02:51.100 *Pewds read* "That they're victim of a conspiracy against them for being white" 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:53.360 What?! 00:02:54.380 --> 00:02:55.740 What?! (Poor pewds) 00:02:56.100 --> 00:02:58.480 Why do they... Where do they get this from? 00:02:58.700 --> 00:03:03.260 *Pewds echo* "I'm not gonna let Youtube win I see how it is, It's because I have so many subscribers 00:03:03.600 --> 00:03:11.100 They're tryna kill my channel, this is ALL a conspiracy, Youtube wants to kill my channel" 00:03:11.320 --> 00:03:13.540 It really seems like he's really serious right there 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:20.480 I really didn't detect any sarcasm in his language so I'm gonna go ahead and write an article where I slander him pretty much 00:03:20.860 --> 00:03:27.160 That seems like the right thing to do and well I'm at it, I'm gonna sneak in and call him insecure *Pewds chuckle* 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:28.800 Hmm what's the title? 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:32.320 PewDiePie? PewDieShit? NO that's not good enough! 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:33.600 I got it *Pause* 00:03:33.740 --> 00:03:35.120 PewDieWhine 00:03:35.740 --> 00:03:36.980 Because he complains 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:37.980 *pause* 00:03:38.260 --> 00:03:38.820 Roasted 00:03:38.980 --> 00:03:39.620 *giggle* 00:03:39.720 --> 00:03:40.800 ok here's- here's the thing 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:42.760 Can you tell when I'm speaking seriously? 00:03:42.900 --> 00:03:44.900 And like I said this is not just affecting me 00:03:44.900 --> 00:03:48.160 Its affecting other youtubers and creators that you care about 00:03:48.160 --> 00:03:50.660 Like, does this guy have autism? 00:03:50.760 --> 00:03:53.180 I don't like to make that joke but I- Im 00:03:53.300 --> 00:03:55.840 I'm concerned if you thinks that was- 00:03:56.140 --> 00:03:57.560 If he can't tell the difference 00:03:57.720 --> 00:03:59.640 Like, why is this an article? 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:02.200 Be- because of clickbait maybe that's why 00:04:03.160 --> 00:04:06.120 Because- because hating on Pewdiepie is such a meme 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:08.740 That we can- we can get more clicks from it 00:04:08.740 --> 00:04:10.440 Good, you- you did it, good job 00:04:11.540 --> 00:04:14.740 Congrats, hey man congrats on your journalism job I think 00:04:14.740 --> 00:04:16.280 You're really doing a great job 00:04:16.280 --> 00:04:20.660 *Pewds reads* "This apparent conspiracy against him has led to his popularity falling- 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:24.740 he said in a video where he ranted against the video hosting site." 00:04:24.740 --> 00:04:28.580 *Pewds read loudly* "BUT IT'S THIS PART OF THE CLIP that's even more ridiculous than the rest of it." 00:04:28.580 --> 00:04:32.640 *Pewds in the video* "They want someone else on top, someone really extremely cancerous 00:04:32.760 --> 00:04:33.880 Like Lilly Singh's 00:04:33.880 --> 00:04:38.200 I'm white *Clap* can I make that comment? But I do think that's a problem 00:04:38.300 --> 00:04:42.360 Now that, you know what? That seemed- that seemed like something he was serious about- 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:47.320 he really seemed genuine about that statement, so no I'm- I'm glad you created this 00:04:47.500 --> 00:04:48.200 So here we go (Brace yourself) 00:04:48.200 --> 00:04:53.800 Swedish YouTuber, who is the most subscribed user on this site, highest earner with an annual income of 12 million 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:58.320 It's also funny because apparently he- he just wrote 12 dollars *chuckles* 00:04:58.320 --> 00:05:02.120 But then updated it, so I'm curious what else he corrected in this article 00:05:02.240 --> 00:05:03.900 Oh *Pewds lick his fingers* 00:05:04.100 --> 00:05:05.340 Oh *licks them again* 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:07.700 I can taste the salt, through the article 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:08.740 Oh 00:05:08.880 --> 00:05:10.120 *Makes squirrel noises* 00:05:10.260 --> 00:05:11.680 Oh It's nice and salty 00:05:12.060 --> 00:05:13.100 Oh and by the way 00:05:13.420 --> 00:05:15.080 12 million, oh that's cute 00:05:15.340 --> 00:05:16.980 He thinks I make 12 million 00:05:16.980 --> 00:05:18.740 *Pewds start to laugh because no one knows how much money he makes* 00:05:19.180 --> 00:05:20.080 12 million 00:05:21.340 --> 00:05:22.540 Okay, sure 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:24.080 Whatever you want buddy 00:05:24.320 --> 00:05:25.700 Whatever you say man 00:05:25.900 --> 00:05:31.380 *Pewds reads* "Also claimed that Youtube wanted to put someone else on top of the site, someone extremely cancerous" 00:05:31.580 --> 00:05:32.900 Well I'm gonna change that 00:05:33.180 --> 00:05:35.280 Eh, to you James Dawson 00:05:35.460 --> 00:05:36.900 You're extremely cancerous 00:05:36.900 --> 00:05:41.020 *Pewds reads* "The new top dog might be Lily Singh, a Canadian, with Indian heritage- 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:42.060 he suggested 00:05:42.140 --> 00:05:44.280 No I never said that, what the fuck! 00:05:44.580 --> 00:05:45.540 I'M THE TOP DOG (yes you are!) 00:05:45.540 --> 00:05:47.020 Wish I was Candian 00:05:47.380 --> 00:05:48.180 *Sniffles* 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:49.880 It's fucking bullshit 00:05:50.320 --> 00:05:52.480 *Pewds read* "Nice one, get cracking then mate" 00:05:52.500 --> 00:05:55.060 That's journalism right there, ending an article with- 00:05:55.340 --> 00:05:56.660 "Get cracking then mate" 00:05:56.900 --> 00:05:57.400 *Giggle* 00:05:57.840 --> 00:06:01.100 I didn't know British media was so bad (Its awful) 00:06:01.420 --> 00:06:03.200 It's so bad 00:06:03.200 --> 00:06:04.800 You know I thought Swedish media was bad 00:06:04.820 --> 00:06:06.900 But in- Brtish media is just... 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:10.080 This is just the weirdest thing I've ever seen 00:06:10.180 --> 00:06:14.120 This is what people would actually think if I didn't have a chance to, you know 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:17.280 Cause people just read the title 00:06:17.280 --> 00:06:18.960 People just read this and they're like 00:06:18.980 --> 00:06:19.480 Oh okay 00:06:20.080 --> 00:06:20.580 I see 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:22.840 Pewdiepie's a Nazi's now that's- 00:06:23.860 --> 00:06:25.080 Alright *Chuckle* 00:06:25.300 --> 00:06:29.080 It's extremely annoying how I can't make jokes on my channel 00:06:29.260 --> 00:06:33.540 Without anyone quoting it as actual, facts 00:06:33.540 --> 00:06:34.840 Like something I've actually said 00:06:34.840 --> 00:06:38.740 Do they know my- have they seen any videos coming out on my channel? 00:06:38.940 --> 00:06:43.100 Are they so desperate for clickbait that they will literally- 00:06:43.780 --> 00:06:47.060 Literally, slander someone else's name in the process? 00:06:47.380 --> 00:06:51.140 You know they're clearly taking my name, shoving it into the ground 00:06:51.380 --> 00:06:56.340 just to get more clicks on their shitty, fucking website 00:06:56.660 --> 00:06:58.660 It's ab- It's disgusting 00:06:58.820 --> 00:07:00.280 It's absolutely disgusting 00:07:00.640 --> 00:07:03.000 How desperate can you be? 00:07:03.540 --> 00:07:05.460 This clickbait journalism- 00:07:05.960 --> 00:07:08.520 Is just the- the purest form of cancer 00:07:08.960 --> 00:07:11.600 Sports Rageous, what the fuck is that?! 00:07:11.940 --> 00:07:14.280 Why is Sports Rageous posting that I'm- 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:15.680 that I'm racist? 00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:16.900 PEWDIEPIE RACIST 00:07:17.080 --> 00:07:17.780 Question mark 00:07:17.780 --> 00:07:18.820 What the fuck 00:07:19.660 --> 00:07:20.680 Is this 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:23.960 How is this a thing.. How 00:07:24.620 --> 00:07:27.500 He was being sarcastic, did you even watch the video fully?? 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:28.320 Thank you! 00:07:28.340 --> 00:07:31.600 Well I'm glad to see that people understand in the comments 00:07:31.700 --> 00:07:36.600 Good god when did you become buzzfeed, remember when you were an actual newspaper for real journalism? 00:07:36.880 --> 00:07:37.380 Well 00:07:39.520 --> 00:07:40.960 This is just how it is now 00:07:41.180 --> 00:07:46.640 Cause fucking buzzfeed gets million of clicks and real- real news stories doesn't get enough coverage 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:48.380 so they got to clickbait to keep up 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:49.120 You know- *Chuckle* 00:07:49.280 --> 00:07:52.680 You know if Keemstar has more journalistic integrity than you 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:55.140 Than you know it's a big- It's a big fucking problem! 00:07:55.200 --> 00:07:58.640 And by the way, Pewdiepie Isn't white, he is Sweeden 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:00.200 OKAY? 00:08:00.420 --> 00:08:03.700 So *Claps* Can I make that comment? Can I say that? 00:08:03.700 --> 00:08:09.720 *Pewds read* "You crying about not getting 2mil veiws, I am lucky to get 200 veiws- 00:08:09.960 --> 00:08:10.640 Oh no views 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:16.120 and I have been on youtube since 2008, stop sooking, grow up" 00:08:17.260 --> 00:08:18.940 You know what? I won't stop sooking! 00:08:19.220 --> 00:08:22.440 Shut the fuck up, I'll sook as much as I like, okay? 00:08:23.060 --> 00:08:23.840 YOU DON'T KNOW ME! 00:08:23.840 --> 00:08:25.840 I've been sooking since 2008 00:08:25.880 --> 00:08:27.520 This is so typical, alright 00:08:27.520 --> 00:08:29.840 This one wasn't directed at me but whatever, I found it 00:08:29.840 --> 00:08:33.260 ,*Pewds read* " Pewdiepie is literally complaining that one of his videos didn't reach 2 million views 00:08:33.260 --> 00:08:36.540 Lum- Laughing my fucking ass off, cry about it!" 00:08:36.700 --> 00:08:39.740 Did you watch- DOES anyone watch the whole video? 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:42.760 Isn't always just picking whatever part that they see- 00:08:42.760 --> 00:08:44.380 You know, think is convenient 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:48.040 The video literally is me standing up for everyone on youtube 00:08:48.040 --> 00:08:51.120 I- and I even explained that it's not about the views 00:08:51.120 --> 00:08:55.680 It's about reaching your audience, but you know whatever's convenient for you to shit on me 00:08:57.320 --> 00:08:58.440 Go ahead, you know 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:04.900 *Pewds read* "Some of his videos only get 2 million views, It's hardly worth his pulling a T-shirt on- 00:09:05.380 --> 00:09:11.760 talking for six minutes in a totally adorable, super relatable way about putting the T-shirt on- 00:09:12.040 --> 00:09:15.900 then asking his subscribers to leave feedback about the T-shirt- 00:09:15.900 --> 00:09:21.120 while meanwhile checking if Forbes is putting him on the 2006 (I think he meant 2016) richest stars list 00:09:21.160 --> 00:09:25.980 Dud- this is the salty shit I have ever read, you know what I didn't *chuckles* 00:09:28.140 --> 00:09:32.220 I didn't ask for my private banking to get leaked, okay? 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:34.880 I didn't a- I don't care 00:09:35.040 --> 00:09:39.840 Take away, fucking 3 zeros on my paycheck I would- you know what make it four 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:43.400 Take away four zeros on my paycheck, I would still be making this 00:09:43.620 --> 00:09:46.160 They never seem to end for some reason, they always- 00:09:46.600 --> 00:09:50.420 You know, ev- every year there's something coming out like this 00:09:50.620 --> 00:09:52.900 Where just insane claims about me 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:56.300 You know I've- I've read articles about me all about all kinds of shit 00:09:56.520 --> 00:09:59.520 I'm- I'm racist now, and then I'm sexist 00:09:59.820 --> 00:10:02.420 I think that I- there's been like I've been pedophile 00:10:02.580 --> 00:10:04.760 It's just sooo many insane claims 00:10:05.140 --> 00:10:07.520 OH that I was hitting my gurlfriend 00:10:07.700 --> 00:10:08.960 Its like... (stupid?) 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:13.920 These like horrific claims, I- I- I just keep have to take from med- from the media 00:10:14.140 --> 00:10:15.460 It will get them clicks... 00:10:15.780 --> 00:10:17.100 and- uh who cares? 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:19.820 Who cares if there's a real person behind it right? 00:10:20.020 --> 00:10:23.180 I mean media has been doing this for years, literally slandering people 00:10:23.240 --> 00:10:25.020 So what's the fucking difference now?! 00:10:25.140 --> 00:10:25.800 Hmm? 00:10:26.020 --> 00:10:28.860 Who cares about youtube? OOH I don't like youtube! 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:30.560 OOH gotta write an article! 00:10:30.560 --> 00:10:31.920 OOH he's racist now! 00:10:32.020 --> 00:10:33.080 UH *sticks tongue out* 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:35.460 I don't like that he's making more money than me! 00:10:35.460 --> 00:10:37.040 UGH It's not fair, UGH! 00:10:37.160 --> 00:10:39.880 Getting in the media's public attention 00:10:40.180 --> 00:10:43.720 If anything I realized Is that whatever I've learned about other people through media- 00:10:44.180 --> 00:10:46.980 Is clearly being skewed well- well growing up and- 00:10:47.260 --> 00:10:50.060 Because I've seen how they represent me in the media 00:10:50.160 --> 00:10:53.960 And you know what? It's fine! If I'm- If I'm not perfectly represented in the media 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:56.960 But when there's just, pure fucking slander 00:10:57.340 --> 00:11:01.560 Like this, I'm not gonna just stand like, step aside for it and take it 00:11:01.700 --> 00:11:05.260 This is- this is *chuckles* It's too- It's too dumb 00:11:05.260 --> 00:11:09.780 Thanks for defending me when these shitty stupid articles arrive I- I really appreciate that 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:12.500 *Inhale* And uh I'll see you in the next video 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:15.200 Stay awesome *Bro fist* 00:11:15.660 --> 00:11:17.640 *Blackness* (If you're afraid of the dark look away for a second) 00:11:18.920 --> 00:11:20.520 *Pewds doing something 00:11:21.620 --> 00:11:23.000 *Pewds put on a hat* 00:11:24.680 --> 00:11:26.200 *Very dramatic music* 00:11:26.860 --> 00:11:28.620 (Also nice underwear bro! 00:11:29.780 --> 00:11:32.880 *Pewds puts on a jacket* 00:11:34.160 --> 00:11:36.340 *Pewds confirmed.... He's a Nazi's!! DUN DUN DUN!* 00:11:38.320 --> 00:11:40.940 *Hilter talking* 00:11:42.260 --> 00:11:43.620 *Pewds looking creepy af* 00:11:44.120 --> 00:11:45.520 *More Hilter talking* 00:11:46.220 --> 00:11:47.420 *Pewds smile* 00:11:48.460 --> 00:11:50.500 *Outro* 00:11:52.900 --> 00:11:55.800 (Also I can't believe we lost Pewds to the Nazi's) 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:07.040 WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!! *starts to cry*