WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 Okay, bago mag simula ang video na ito 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:05.340 mayroon akong napaka napaka napaka napaka napaka napaka importanteng anunsyo 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:06.480 tama ba? 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:10.240 Ang Cringemas ay dadating na ngayong Biyernes at Sabado 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:11.840 kaya ikansela na lahat n'yong plano 00:00:12.580 --> 00:00:14.460 kasi di 'nyo gugustohing malaktawan ang Cringemas 00:00:14.540 --> 00:00:15.420 eto ay livestream 00:00:15.760 --> 00:00:18.860 Si Mark at Jack ay lilipad talaga papunta dito sa Brighton 00:00:18.860 --> 00:00:20.580 Eto ay napaghandaan na namin 00:00:20.580 --> 00:00:23.180 Eto ang magiging pinakamagandang livestream... kailanman 00:00:23.180 --> 00:00:25.480 at para ito sa charity, para sa charity RED 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:27.900 kung saan sinusuportahan din namin sa Tuber Simulator 00:00:28.400 --> 00:00:30.760 para ito sa pag pag-pigil ng AIDS, ito ay isang magandang charity 00:00:31.120 --> 00:00:33.440 marami kaming magagandang bagay na gagawin sa livestream 00:00:33.820 --> 00:00:35.140 maraming tao ang dadating 00:00:35.220 --> 00:00:36.500 maraming tao na kasali 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:39.220 AT mayroong penguin, meron kaming penguin 00:00:39.660 --> 00:00:42.100 may sasabihin pa ba ako? wala na siguro 00:00:42.100 --> 00:00:44.220 pero si PJ at Emma ay dadating din, kasi nakatira sila sa Brighton 00:00:44.220 --> 00:00:45.640 kaya malinaw na kasali din sila 00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:48.320 mayroon din itong mga pasalubong, iba't-ibang klase ng kabaliwan 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:50.780 Biyernes, alas 5 sa hapon, magkita-kita tayo, UK time. 00:00:51.100 --> 00:00:54.420 Lahat ng impormasyon ay nasa description, kaya h'wag 'nyong palampasin yan 00:00:54.420 --> 00:00:57.540 marami na akong nagawang livestream pero ito sa ngayon ang pinakamalaking nagawa ko kaya 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:00.680 OOOO simulan na natin ang video 00:01:02.380 --> 00:01:03.780 Nay, nay 00:01:05.720 --> 00:01:07.480 Nay hindi, hindi ako Nazi 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:10.660 hindi ak- sinusumpa ko, isa lang itong estupido na artikulo 00:01:14.360 --> 00:01:15.480 Sige mahal din kita 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:19.520 sanay na ako makakuha ng hate comments 00:01:20.100 --> 00:01:22.380 at talagang puro comment na kabobohan 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:23.840 NORMAL LANG ITO, PERO SA NGAYON 00:01:24.240 --> 00:01:26.480 Meron na tayong panibagong kabobohan. Eto ay- 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:28.640 Eto ay kahanga-hanga, alam 'nyo? 00:01:28.640 --> 00:01:30.060 nakakita na ako ng mga pangit na artikulo 00:01:30.960 --> 00:01:32.680 pero ngayon, magkasunod na silang nagsisilabasan 00:01:33.520 --> 00:01:40.720 "Youtube removing Pewdiepie's subscribers after news comes through that he is in favour of the Nazi Party" 00:01:41.700 --> 00:01:44.420 Okay ngayon 'yang isang yan ay klarong peke, okay? Pekeng artikulo 00:01:45.220 --> 00:01:45.960 Ano pa ba? 00:01:46.460 --> 00:01:50.520 "Pewdiepie says Youtube is killing his channel because he is white" 00:01:50.960 --> 00:01:52.840 Okay, isa na namang klarong peke hay na- 00:01:53.620 --> 00:01:59.940 OHHHHHHHH 00:02:00.340 --> 00:02:03.180 "Pewdiepie? More like Pewdiewhine" 00:02:07.880 --> 00:02:08.680 Boom panis 00:02:09.700 --> 00:02:12.900 Napakagaling. Paano ko ba yan masasagutan? 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.800 PEWDIEWHINE. BA'T BA HINDI KITA NAISIP NUNG UNA PA? 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:16.600 NAPAKAGALING 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:21.260 "Is there anything more annoying than some insecure rich... guy" 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:22.960 Ano? Insecure? 00:02:26.900 --> 00:02:29.300 Ok- siguro- siguro, alam nyo? 00:02:29.300 --> 00:02:32.620 kasi alam ko na may maliit akong "self conscious" sa aking pangangatawan 00:02:33.580 --> 00:02:37.340 alam ko, alam ko na weird ito pero pwede naman na hindi ito isali diyan diba? 00:02:38.820 --> 00:02:41.140 Ano ba'ng ibig 'nyong sabihin sa "insecure rich guy"? 00:02:41.140 --> 00:02:42.860 Ano ba'ng ibig 'nyong sabihin na may mas nakakainis pa? 00:02:42.860 --> 00:02:44.180 OO MERON PA. Ang artikulong ito 00:02:44.640 --> 00:02:45.840 Boom Panot 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:50.920 "That they're the victim of a conspiracy against them for being white" 00:02:52.440 --> 00:02:53.100 Ano? 00:02:54.180 --> 00:02:55.420 A-Ano? 00:02:56.180 --> 00:02:58.600 Bakit ba- saan ba nila ito nakukuha? 00:03:00.380 --> 00:03:03.020 "Alam ko na bakit, dahil kasi marami akong tagapanood" 00:03:03.540 --> 00:03:05.040 "sinusubukan nilang patayin ang channel ko" 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:07.480 "LAHAT NG ITO AY PAKIKIPAGSABWATAN" 00:03:08.100 --> 00:03:11.180 "gusto ng YouTube na patayin ang channel ko" 00:03:11.180 --> 00:03:13.540 sa tingin ko, parang seryoso talaga siya doon 00:03:13.540 --> 00:03:16.460 wala talaga akong natiktikan na kahit anumang "sarcasm" sa wika nya kaya 00:03:16.980 --> 00:03:20.460 sisimulan ko ng magsulat ng artikulo kung saan sisirain ko siya ng todo 00:03:20.900 --> 00:03:22.580 tila ito ang magandang pwede gawin 00:03:22.580 --> 00:03:23.780 at- at nang ako ay narito na 00:03:24.020 --> 00:03:26.120 dadagdagan ko at tatawagin ko siyang "insecure" 00:03:27.440 --> 00:03:28.520 Hmmmm, ano pala ang pamagat? 00:03:28.900 --> 00:03:32.300 Pewdiepie, Pewdieshit... HINDI, PANGIT PA RIN 00:03:32.500 --> 00:03:33.000 alam ko na 00:03:33.720 --> 00:03:34.920 "PEWDIE - WHINE" 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:37.120 kasi nagrereklamo siya 00:03:38.260 --> 00:03:38.760 BOOMPANIS 00:03:39.740 --> 00:03:41.060 Okay eto, eto ang tanong 00:03:41.060 --> 00:03:43.000 Alam mo ba kung kailan ako nagsasalita ng seryoso? 00:03:43.000 --> 00:03:44.880 "at sabi ko nga, hindi lang ito nakaka apekto sa akin" 00:03:44.880 --> 00:03:46.740 "nakaka apekto din ito sa ibang YouTubers" 00:03:46.740 --> 00:03:48.280 "at sa mga tagalikha na may pake kayo" 00:03:48.340 --> 00:03:50.740 Uhm, may autism ba ang taong ito? 00:03:50.740 --> 00:03:53.020 Hindi ko gustong gawing biro 'yun pero- 00:03:53.580 --> 00:03:56.140 nababahala ako kung naisip ba nya na- 00:03:56.140 --> 00:03:57.500 na alam ba niya ang kaibahan 00:03:57.840 --> 00:03:59.880 Kagaya nito, bakit ba ito naging artikulo? 00:03:59.880 --> 00:04:02.360 Kasi- kasi "clickbait". Kaya ganoon 00:04:03.200 --> 00:04:06.280 Kasi- kasi ang kamuhian si PewDiePie ay isang meme 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:08.980 na tayo ay, tayo ay makakakuha ng mas maraming clicks dahil dito 00:04:08.980 --> 00:04:10.400 Magaling, magaling 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:14.400 Binabati kita, binabati kita sa pagiging isang mamamahayag sa tingin ko 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:16.040 magaling ang pinapakita mo 00:04:16.400 --> 00:04:20.760 "This apparent conspiracy against him has led to his popularity falling" 00:04:20.760 --> 00:04:24.760 "He said in a video where he ranted against the video hosting site" 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:28.520 "BUT IT'S THIS PART OF THE CLIP THAT IS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THE REST OF IT" 00:04:28.760 --> 00:04:32.520 "Gusto nila na iba ang sikat, isang tao na mas baliw" 00:04:32.740 --> 00:04:33.780 "kagaya ni Lily Singh" 00:04:33.860 --> 00:04:34.660 "puti ako" 00:04:35.660 --> 00:04:38.340 "pwede ko ba yan gawing komento? Pero alam ko na hindi iyan ang problema" 00:04:38.340 --> 00:04:42.340 Ngayon, alam nyo? Isa yun- isa yun sa kung saan seryosyo siya 00:04:42.340 --> 00:04:45.260 napakatunay nya sa kanyang pahayag 00:04:45.260 --> 00:04:47.420 Kaya, masaya ako na ginawa mo ito 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:48.520 kaya, eto na 00:04:48.520 --> 00:04:53.720 "Swedish Youtuber, who is the most subscribed user on the site, highest earner with an annual income of 12 million" 00:04:53.920 --> 00:04:58.040 nakakatawa kasi ang sinulat niya ay 12, dolyares 00:04:58.400 --> 00:05:02.100 pero binago ito, kaya nakakapagtaka na kung ano pa ba ang binago niya sa artikulong ito. 00:05:02.220 --> 00:05:02.720 OH 00:05:04.140 --> 00:05:04.640 OH 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:06.760 nalalasahan ko ang alat 00:05:07.080 --> 00:05:07.900 galing sa artikulong ito 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:08.620 OH 00:05:10.380 --> 00:05:11.500 OH ang ganda at alat 00:05:11.860 --> 00:05:12.900 OH at siya nga pala 00:05:13.540 --> 00:05:15.300 12 million, oh ang cute naman 00:05:15.340 --> 00:05:17.100 Akala nya kumikita ako ng 12 million 00:05:19.280 --> 00:05:20.000 labindalawang milyon 00:05:21.460 --> 00:05:22.180 Okay, sige 00:05:22.560 --> 00:05:24.400 kung- kung ano ang gusto mo, toy 00:05:24.520 --> 00:05:25.880 kung ano ang gusto mo 00:05:25.880 --> 00:05:31.380 "Also claimed that Youtube wanted to put someone else on top of the site, someone extremely cancerous" 00:05:31.380 --> 00:05:32.940 mabuti pa't palitan ko yan 00:05:33.100 --> 00:05:35.420 ng- sa iyo James Dawson 00:05:35.420 --> 00:05:36.740 Nakaka suka ka 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:41.960 "The new top dog might be Lily Singh, a Canadian, with Indian heritage, he suggested" 00:05:41.960 --> 00:05:43.940 Hindi ko iyan sinabi, t*ng ina 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:45.760 AKO ANG HARI 00:05:45.980 --> 00:05:47.420 Sana Canadian na lang ako 00:05:49.320 --> 00:05:50.240 PUTANGINA 00:05:50.520 --> 00:05:52.260 "Nice one, get cracking then mate" 00:05:52.580 --> 00:05:55.380 Yan ang pamamahayag, tinatapos ang artikulo ng 00:05:55.380 --> 00:05:56.880 "GET CRACKING THEN MATE" 00:05:57.940 --> 00:06:00.740 hindi ko alam na masama pala ang pamamahayag ng British 00:06:01.460 --> 00:06:02.940 NAPAKA SAMA 00:06:02.940 --> 00:06:05.140 Alam nyo, akala ko masama ang pamamahayag ng Swedish 00:06:05.140 --> 00:06:07.360 Pero sa British, ito ay... 00:06:07.520 --> 00:06:09.840 ETO, eto ang pinaka iba na nakita ko 00:06:09.840 --> 00:06:12.560 eto ang maiisip ng mga tao, kung hindi ako 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:14.560 kung hindi ako napagbigyan alam nyo 00:06:15.220 --> 00:06:17.060 kasi binabasa lang ng tao ang titulo 00:06:17.500 --> 00:06:19.080 binabasa lang nila at iniisip na 00:06:19.080 --> 00:06:20.780 ah, ganito pala 00:06:21.320 --> 00:06:22.480 Nazi na si PewDiePie ngayon, pero 00:06:23.940 --> 00:06:24.500 Okay lang 00:06:25.420 --> 00:06:29.100 nakakainis isipin na hindi na ako makakagawa ng biro sa channel ko 00:06:29.100 --> 00:06:33.280 na kung saan walang tao ang babanggitin ito bilang isang... katotohanan 00:06:33.640 --> 00:06:34.560 na kung saan sinabi ko talaga 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:38.580 Alama ba nila- nanonood ba talaga sila ng videos na pinapalabas ko sa channel ko? 00:06:40.060 --> 00:06:43.580 Desperado na ba talaga sila mag "clickbait" na talagang 00:06:43.580 --> 00:06:47.140 talagang sisiraan nila ang pangalan ng isang tao sa proseso? 00:06:47.140 --> 00:06:49.680 Alam nyo, sinisiraan talaga nila ang pangalan ko 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:51.280 binababoy 00:06:51.280 --> 00:06:56.280 para lang makakuha ng maraming clicks sa mga p*tang*nang website nila 00:06:56.560 --> 00:06:58.760 eto ay- nakakasuka 00:06:58.760 --> 00:07:00.340 talagang nakakasuka 00:07:00.760 --> 00:07:03.120 gaano ba kayo ka desperado? 00:07:03.500 --> 00:07:05.460 etong "clickbait journalism" na ito 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:08.720 ay ang pinaka bobong klase ng kabobohan 00:07:09.260 --> 00:07:11.820 Sports Rageous, P*TA, ano ba 'yan? 00:07:11.820 --> 00:07:15.760 bakit ba nagpopost ang Sports Rageous na racist daw ako 00:07:15.760 --> 00:07:16.760 "PEWDIEPIE RACIST" 00:07:17.080 --> 00:07:19.000 tandang pananong, t*ngina 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:20.740 eto ba ay 00:07:22.340 --> 00:07:23.940 paano ba to naging sikat? PAANO? 00:07:24.540 --> 00:07:27.720 "He was being sarcastic dude, did you even watch the video fully?" 00:07:27.720 --> 00:07:31.740 SALAMAT, masayo ako dahil may mga taong nakaka-intindi dito sa comments 00:07:31.740 --> 00:07:36.060 "Good god when did you become buzzfeed, remember when you were an actual newspaper" 00:07:36.060 --> 00:07:36.980 "for real journalists?" 00:07:36.980 --> 00:07:37.540 Uhm. 00:07:39.500 --> 00:07:40.860 Eto na siguro ngayon 00:07:41.260 --> 00:07:45.580 Kasi itong p*tangina na Buzzfeed ay nakakakuha ng milyon-milyong clicks at totoo- totoong mga estorya 00:07:45.580 --> 00:07:48.560 Hindi siguro nakakuha ng magagandang estorya kaya- kaya nag "clickbait" na para uusad ulit. 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:49.120 Alam nyo 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:52.740 Alam nyo kung mas may integridad pa sa pamamahayag si Keemstar sa inyo 00:07:52.740 --> 00:07:55.380 puwes ito ay- p*ta, ito na ay isang malaking problema 00:07:55.380 --> 00:07:56.260 at siya nga pala 00:07:56.420 --> 00:07:58.820 "Pewdiepie isn't white, he is Sweden" 00:07:59.240 --> 00:07:59.900 Okay? 00:08:00.500 --> 00:08:02.620 Kaya pwede ko ba yan ipahayag? 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:03.920 pwede ko ba yang sabihin? 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:07.360 "You crying about not getting 2mil Veiws" 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:13.240 "I am lucky to get 200 views and I have been on Youtube since 2008" 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:15.480 "Stop sooking, grow up" 00:08:17.300 --> 00:08:19.140 Alam mo? di ako titigil mag "sooking" 00:08:19.340 --> 00:08:22.280 P*TANG*NA TUMAHIMIK KA, MAG SO-"SOOK" AKO HANGGANG SA KAILAN KO GUSTO OKAY 00:08:23.140 --> 00:08:25.740 Di mo ako kilala. nag "sook" na ako simula pa noong 2008 00:08:25.740 --> 00:08:30.100 napaka typical na nito okay, ang isang ito ay hindi para sa akin pero nakita ko lang kaya eto: 00:08:30.100 --> 00:08:32.180 "Pewdiepie is literally complaining that one of his videos" 00:08:32.180 --> 00:08:35.340 "didn't reach 2 million views, laughing my fucking ass off" 00:08:35.660 --> 00:08:36.740 "Cry about it" 00:08:36.740 --> 00:08:39.740 Pinanood mo ba- may tao ba ditong nanood sa kabuoan ng video? 00:08:39.820 --> 00:08:43.020 parang sa kung saan lang na parte na may makuha sila gusto- 00:08:43.020 --> 00:08:44.300 alam nyo, dahil madali lang 00:08:44.660 --> 00:08:48.320 ang video ay literal na ako na nagsasalita para sa lahat na nasa YouTube 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:51.040 at ipinaliwanag ko pa na hindi ito para sa views 00:08:51.040 --> 00:08:52.880 para ito sa pag-abot sa mga manonood 00:08:52.880 --> 00:08:55.660 pero alam nyo, kung ano man ang madali para gaguhin nyo ako 00:08:57.240 --> 00:08:58.480 SIGE, GO 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:01.760 "Some of his videos only get 2 million views" 00:09:01.760 --> 00:09:05.880 "It's hardly worth his pulling a T-shirt on, talking" 00:09:05.880 --> 00:09:10.580 "for 6 minutes in a totally adorable, super- relatable way about" 00:09:10.580 --> 00:09:14.540 "putting the T-shirt on, then asking his subscribers to leave" 00:09:14.540 --> 00:09:17.200 "feedback about the T-shirt, while meanwhile checking if" 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:21.840 "Forbes is putting him on the 2016 richest Youtube stars" 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:24.220 Eto na ang pinakamaalat na nabasa ko 00:09:24.260 --> 00:09:25.860 Alam nyo, hindi ko- 00:09:28.260 --> 00:09:32.340 hindi ako pumayag na ipalabas ang pribado kong bank account para sa lahat okay 00:09:33.460 --> 00:09:34.980 hindi ako- wala akong pake 00:09:34.980 --> 00:09:38.300 kunin nyo, tatlong p*ta na zero sa kita ko 00:09:38.300 --> 00:09:40.020 at ako ay- alam nyo, gawin nyong apat 00:09:40.020 --> 00:09:43.580 kunin nyo ang apat na zero sa kita ko at gagawa parin ako nito 00:09:43.580 --> 00:09:45.440 hindi sila titigil sa rason na di ko alam 00:09:45.440 --> 00:09:50.360 palagi silang, alam nyo kada- kada taon na may lalabas talaga na ganito 00:09:50.460 --> 00:09:53.180 kung saan- mga bobo na pahayag para sa akin 00:09:53.180 --> 00:09:55.060 alam nyo, may- may nabasa ako na mga artikulo para sa akin 00:09:55.060 --> 00:09:57.780 tungkol sa iba't-ibang kap*tanginahan, na... racist na daw ako 00:09:58.160 --> 00:09:59.760 na ako daw ay sexist 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:02.880 Naisip ko na- meron pa nga na ako daw ay isang paedophile 00:10:02.880 --> 00:10:05.020 maraming kabaliwan na pinagsasasabi 00:10:05.380 --> 00:10:07.240 Na binubogbog ko daw ang jowa ko 00:10:07.500 --> 00:10:08.380 Eto ay.. 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:14.080 Etong mga kabobohan na pahayag na ito, na nakukuha ko galing sa media 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:15.500 Nakakakuha sila ng clicks dahil dito 00:10:15.760 --> 00:10:16.880 at uhm, sino ang may pake? 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:19.740 sino ang may pake kung may totoong tao pala talaga sa likod nito? 00:10:20.100 --> 00:10:23.140 ibig kong sabihin na ginagawa na ito ng media ng matagal na, literal na naninira ng tao 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:25.080 kaya ano ang pinagkaiba nito, ngayon? 00:10:26.180 --> 00:10:28.900 sino ang may pake sa YouTube? OH, di ko gusto ang YouTube 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:30.720 OH, makasulat nga ng artikulo 00:10:30.760 --> 00:10:32.200 OH, racist na siya ngayon 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:35.380 OH, di ko gusto na mas may kita na siya kaysa sa akin 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:37.120 OH, di to patas. OH 00:10:37.540 --> 00:10:39.820 pag ikaw ay nasa attensyon na ng publiko dahil sa media 00:10:39.860 --> 00:10:42.860 napagtanto ko na kung ano man ang natutunan ko 00:10:42.860 --> 00:10:45.680 may ibang tao sa media, na klarong-klaro na nadadamay 00:10:45.680 --> 00:10:47.400 habang- habang lumalaki at- 00:10:47.400 --> 00:10:50.240 kasi nakita ko na kung paano ako inilarawan sa media 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:51.340 at alam nyo, ayos lang 00:10:51.340 --> 00:10:54.260 kung ako- kung ako ay hindi tamang inilarawan sa media 00:10:54.260 --> 00:10:58.120 pero kung may klarong, p*tang*inang paninira na kagaya nito 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:01.000 hindi ako tatayo at magpapasintabi lang 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:03.480 at tanggapin ito. Ito ay, ito ay- 00:11:03.940 --> 00:11:05.460 ito ay- ito ay napaka BOBO 00:11:05.460 --> 00:11:08.520 salamat sa pag depensa para sa akin nung dumating itong mga estupido na artikulo 00:11:08.520 --> 00:11:09.900 salamat talaga 00:11:09.900 --> 00:11:12.220 at uhm... kita-kits tayo sa susunod na video. 00:11:13.580 --> 00:11:14.460 Manatiling astig