WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.780 How's it going bros, 00:00:01.080 --> 00:00:02.280 this is Pewdiepie!! 00:00:02.280 --> 00:00:03.500 *FIXING HAIR LIKE A BOSS* 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:05.900 So, I was gonna record a video today, 00:00:06.140 --> 00:00:06.640 but 00:00:07.340 --> 00:00:09.680 I just don't have the strength, 00:00:09.680 --> 00:00:11.700 or the energy to really do it. 00:00:11.880 --> 00:00:14.200 My buddy Ken was here a week ago and 00:00:14.840 --> 00:00:16.480 that fucker got me sick 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:17.420 Hey Ken, fuck you! 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:18.140 *kisses Intimately* 00:00:18.140 --> 00:00:19.860 So, I've been sick for a week 00:00:19.860 --> 00:00:22.720 and I've been trying to get the videos out anyway 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:25.680 and really forcing it to work 00:00:25.880 --> 00:00:26.600 But today, 00:00:26.660 --> 00:00:27.940 I, I just feel like, 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:29.200 I can't be bothered **noo senpai whyy T^T** 00:00:29.200 --> 00:00:29.700 I just 00:00:32.080 --> 00:00:32.800 yep! (Lol) 00:00:33.620 --> 00:00:36.500 So instead of getting a half-ass shitty video 00:00:37.040 --> 00:00:39.680 you get a half-ass shitty video but a honest one 00:00:39.680 --> 00:00:41.260 Isn't that right edgar?(nope) 00:00:42.220 --> 00:00:43.580 **Wtf let me go** 00:00:44.080 --> 00:00:45.120 well fuck off then **poor edgar XD** 00:00:45.140 --> 00:00:48.300 I realized I haven't taken a day off for being sick 00:00:48.300 --> 00:00:50.080 since I've started making videos 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:51.520 which is kind of weird *cursed * 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:53.060 I really love doing the videos**thx pewds** 00:00:53.060 --> 00:00:55.620 and I hate to miss a day just cause I'm not feeling well 00:00:55.620 --> 00:00:57.640 This video is literally just me feeling bad T^T 00:00:57.640 --> 00:00:58.760 sorry for myself 00:00:58.840 --> 00:00:59.340 like.. 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:01.280 oh no, poor me **crying real tears T^T** 00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:03.620 literally, I just want to get back on my video game 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:05.040 I want to be healthy 00:01:05.080 --> 00:01:06.760 and I'm sick of being sick 00:01:06.760 --> 00:01:08.000 You ever feel like that?*every damn time* 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.740 You still going to school so I bet not *yes T^T* 00:01:09.820 --> 00:01:10.380 So yeah, 00:01:10.380 --> 00:01:12.200 I decided to do an update vlog, 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:13.080 instead a game 00:01:13.080 --> 00:01:15.380 A lot of people seem to be concern about my health lately 00:01:15.660 --> 00:01:16.780 because I erm... 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:18.240 I seem skinnier? 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:19.680 But I think it's just cause I've shaved the beard 00:01:20.340 --> 00:01:22.180 I, I, I erm not doing cocaine *you sure pewds?* 00:01:24.100 --> 00:01:24.600 At the moment *dun dun dunnn* 00:01:25.100 --> 00:01:26.540 I also started working out *no abs?* 00:01:26.540 --> 00:01:27.740 when I got my beard 00:01:27.980 --> 00:01:29.340 so once I've shaved it, 00:01:29.340 --> 00:01:30.300 I think I've lost a little bit of weight? 00:01:30.300 --> 00:01:31.620 and that why I look like.. 00:01:31.620 --> 00:01:32.260 *fabulous* 00:01:32.700 --> 00:01:34.920 You can actually see my cheek bones *sexy* 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:36.760 That wasn't a thing before! 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:37.960 I am suprised as well! 00:01:37.960 --> 00:01:40.720 That's another reason i am being fed up for being sick! 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:41.220 Is that i can't 00:01:41.220 --> 00:01:41.900 exercise 00:01:41.900 --> 00:01:46.000 when i discovered exercising is so important to me, 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:49.000 cause it takes so much stress from,from youtube :0 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.500 OMG i did it again *sings oops i did it again* 00:01:50.500 --> 00:01:51.700 YOUTUBE IS SO HARD 00:01:51.700 --> 00:01:52.200 *like yo nips* 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:53.200 it's,it's not *sure pewds* 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:57.100 i'm sure you noticed,i'm on the new set up 00:01:57.100 --> 00:01:58.400 the sound is garbage **get close to the mic* 00:01:58.400 --> 00:01:59.900 **looks back to the past** 00:01:59.900 --> 00:02:00.400 i'm working on it 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:01.200 thank you for being patient **u'r welcome pewds** 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:03.000 a lotta comments are saying, 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:06.000 "wow,your new office looks so cool pewds!" 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:07.000 *smile with tears* 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:08.200 there's nothing,it's just a room 00:02:08.200 --> 00:02:10.000 there's literally nothing to compliment **like my life** 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:11.900 i will do a set up video 00:02:11.900 --> 00:02:13.000 once we're fully set up 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:15.000 i think that will be really cool **i think so too!:D** 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:17.200 i wanna make this place a little bit more personal **( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)** 00:02:17.200 --> 00:02:19.000 like i spray painted the last place **creative pewds** 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:22.000 i want to have personal touch on on my videos 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:25.000 AND YES! I still live with <3Marzia<3 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:28.000 michael helps me out with videos just like brad does 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:28.700 aanndd 00:02:28.700 --> 00:02:30.000 i use this space as an office 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.000 i don't actually live here 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.000 i still live with marzia 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:34.200 we're still together *goals T^T* 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:36.000 YOU CAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH *no* 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:38.000 **inhaling the power of pewds** 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:39.000 UUUHH *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:40.000 i hate being sick 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:42.000 i used to love being sick **suuree** 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:43.000 when did this change? 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:45.000 **i don't believe it laugh** 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:46.000 i guess when you really love what you do 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:48.500 that changes the perspective on things 00:02:48.500 --> 00:02:50.500 i don't record in my house 00:02:50.500 --> 00:02:53.000 because the same reason i got kicked out of my other office *sad pewds* 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:55.000 you never know what's gonna happen 00:02:55.000 --> 00:02:57.000 my videos are loud **agree with you pewds** 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:59.000 and there's there's gotta be problems 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:02.000 british people are so fucking passive aggresive (fuck yea) 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:04.000 it's weird *we're weird too pewds* 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:08.000 so far,no landlord has been knocking on the door outside 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:09.000 so i think that's pretty good *hope so* 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:11.000 i think that's good sign! *pewds smiles with high hopes* 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:12.500 i wanna say thank you 00:03:12.500 --> 00:03:14.500 for supporting the channel *sure pewds!! :D* 00:03:14.500 --> 00:03:18.000 there's really been an increase in amount of people watching 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:19.900 which is really crazy to me 00:03:19.900 --> 00:03:22.000 because i thought this channel peak long ago 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:23.000 it has *of course face* 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:24.500 but it's still going up 00:03:24.500 --> 00:03:26.500 that to me is incredible *<3* 00:03:26.500 --> 00:03:30.000 because you see,past youtubers that gone big fast 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:32.500 they gone down even faster *GRAVITY* 00:03:32.500 --> 00:03:35.000 and for me to maintain an audience 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:37.400 aanndd keep doing what i'm doing 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:38.000 it really means a lot to me 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:41.000 and i, really appreciate that you guys are watching 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:43.900 and i think it's because the content has improved 00:03:43.900 --> 00:03:46.000 and all of that i owe that to brad and michael 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:48.000 who helps me out with the videos 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:51.000 coming up with ideas,and i think that's really good 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:54.000 it's really fun for me to work with other people 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:56.400 that's rude for me to say that the content has improved 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:59.400 while im literally making the worst video ever right now 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:00.000 **the truth** 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:02.400 the laziest one at least 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:04.000 it's like the last face of sickness 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:07.900 i feel like i need another day then i'm gonna be fine 00:04:07.900 --> 00:04:09.900 so,i'm gonna go take a nap *sick face* 00:04:09.900 --> 00:04:11.900 thank you guys so much for supporting me 00:04:11.900 --> 00:04:12.500 i really appreciate it 00:04:12.500 --> 00:04:15.000 and im sorry for this garbage ass video *it's okay pewds* 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:17.000 and i'll see you bros tomorrow! 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:19.000 hopefully i'll be back on my feet then 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:19.500 *you're already on your feet standing pewds* 00:04:19.500 --> 00:04:20.000 and as always *kiss* 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:23.000 stay awesome BROS! 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:25.000 *bell rings* 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:28.000 wait edgar's coming~ 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:31.000 dude:can u keep the noise down? 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:32.000 michael:oh yeah! 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:34.500 dude:u make a lot of noises,faggots are doin' 00:04:34.500 --> 00:04:37.000 *awkward laugh* 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.500 dude:don't fucking laugh about me! *woah bitch is mad* 00:04:39.500 --> 00:04:41.500 michael:don't push my door man 00:04:41.500 --> 00:04:42.000 dude:fucking prick 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:43.000 michael:yeah you are a prick man *RIP michael's face* 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:45.500 so basically what happened was 00:04:45.500 --> 00:04:47.000 see you later bros <3 ~~