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*在上一部影片*

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如你所見...

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我快死了

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科學也許告訴你差異
*根據真實故事*

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但是我破產了

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你不相信??

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是真的

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告訴他們,Ainsley

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你他媽的破產了,老兄

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我快餓死了

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好痛!!

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就是這樣,各位
我破產了

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他們想要偷我的錢
所以銀行封鎖我的卡

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有個在紐約的雞巴人
買2萬6千台電腦,老天啊!!

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你那麼努力
我至少可以尊敬你

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如果我沒在2週內
得到幫助來解救銀行帳號

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我就要喝我自己做的咖啡

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就只能以口袋的零錢維生

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我甚至負擔不起隱形眼鏡

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我就是...
幹我瞎了

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我只剩9天可以租這辦公室了

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你可能覺得我在開玩笑...我真的...
我沒有,我破產了,我沒錢了

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Marzia不會讓我拉屎

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在4天內帳單會到我的
Adobe CC Premiere編輯軟體

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我將無法剪輯影片

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你破產了屁股雞掰人

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沒錯,Ainsley
我是個破產屁股雞掰人

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Patreon??那是什麼??

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真天才!

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我可以直接乞求金錢

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我的天,對!!

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Patreon!

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從現在開始是我最愛的網站

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OK,我要建立我的Patreon

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叫做poopiepie很窮

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求救!

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聽好,1塊錢(美金)就可以訂閱我的頻道

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你只要花1塊錢

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我想這是很不錯的價錢

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5塊錢就可以得到這張房景圖

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我想這是個很好的贈品

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7塊錢...如果你給7元
你得到Edgar

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就他媽的拿去吧

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知道嗎??

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它免費,我不要它,肏它的

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這是它的屌

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走開

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你在做什麼??

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我需要更多主意

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對於Patreon

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我應該看其他人的個人檔案
看看他們做了什麼

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天才!!

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就這樣吧!

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這個Patreon

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如果你付5元

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你得到...

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你得到...

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你得到裸體照片!!!

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真天才!!

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*角色扮演*
你知道嗎??如果你付500元
你得到裸體

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聽著,我知道你想要裸體

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500元

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還有

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我給你看我的奶頭

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裸體看起來...

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一直在Patreon重複發生

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你會找到很多

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有個正妹

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聽著!

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沒有不尊重

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我覺得這很棒

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1年2次,我會傳給你私訊影片

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祝你生日快樂

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在你跟阻礙奮鬥的時候鼓勵你

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或者任何你想要的

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她說"任何你想要的"

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笑臉

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我想我們都知道那是什麼意思

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我想付20元來試試看

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只是想看我會得到什麼

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如果我有錢,我就會做,我發誓

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妳說妳可以做任何我想做的

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為什麼妳不在鏡頭前拉屎??

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妳他媽的有什麼問題

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我想要回我的20元

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給50萬

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我會在skype跟你私訊

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我會全程露屌

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鏡頭在我的生殖器上

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給100萬

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我會在skype跟你私訊

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我會玩快樂輪子,獨家的

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來玩吧!!
我會尖叫,然後我會說所有舊的

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我們都喜歡的2014年梗

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像是

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啊~~他強暴我!!

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喔,爸爸
兒子我不在乎

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給1百萬的話,我會

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跟你玩失憶症24小時
然後假裝我被嚇到

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然後開始尖叫

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桶子!!!!!!!!!!!!

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給2百萬,我會給你虛擬的brofist

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它看起來有點像...

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只是比這個好多了

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喔!Boogie有個...

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有個...

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給100元

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然後...

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你會...

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什麼都得不到

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這比我一生從影片裡得到的錢還多

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也許他有段時間沒更新了
但這真是...

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天殺的真相

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嗨各位,這裡是Scarce

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看起來poodiepie號召一個大Youtuber

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Scarce?

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你才大...這樣如何??

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這樣如何??
我跟你一起創造八卦

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有人傳給我這個Patreon

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是個ASMR

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每個月1000美金??!!

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這是什麼??

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*嘿!親愛的*

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耶穌啊

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*我剛剛去購物*

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*你想看我的新衣服嗎??*

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我同意,別告訴Marzia

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很高興你做了這些
授予訪問權限

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對顧客限定的贈送
就會變成...

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共同體

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到了這階段

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我就能把youtube變成正職

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相當確定它已經是了,Grade
拜託,我愛你

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但你在說什麼??!!

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我猜Grade和boogie都沒更新他們的

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好的,我不怎麼在乎
但這有點有趣

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對這我很認真,Bros

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我破產了,我完全沒有錢的通路

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來吧!!

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今天就成為...

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一個brotreon

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連結在影片描述裡

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我想你會喜歡你看到的

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結語是
受到這傢伙的啟發

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是個16歲的學生
然後他說...

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如果你斗內7千元
他就會跟你去義大利

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這會是個美好時光
我們會沉浸在美好的文化中

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然後一起創造新生活

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所以如果你斗內4千700萬

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我們一起去烏拉圭

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然後...

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我們一起創造新生活

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然後我會永遠辭掉youtube

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聽起來很棒
今天就成為Patreon吧

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非常謝謝你們大家

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非常愛你們大家

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連結在影片描述裡

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按讚
每個讚代表

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一個brofist

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BROFIST!

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不!不!不!
這要5塊錢

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你最好先給錢

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(後面還有)

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我忘了講...

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Patreon是個好東西

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我沒有反對它
我想它支援

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不能自助的藝術家

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因為廣告收入真的很糟

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就像...

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你在Youtube得不到一堆觀看次數

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還是無法自己得到足夠的支援

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如果粉絲可以支持你
讓你專職做想做的事

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我覺得這很棒

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我沒有這個問題

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只想讓它更清楚

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翻譯:John 蝶野智子

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這混亂的時間軸不是我弄的
我也快瘋了

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