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Today, we're going into wanted territory

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We're going to a place so moist, so moist, so filled with horrible screams

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My basement

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I'm talking of course about Tumblr

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Let's see what we can find

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I'm going to explore the Pewdiepie tag

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Each time there's DanAndPhil or SEPTIPLIER...

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I'm going to take a shot of this vodka

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Think we both know I'm going to die from alcohol poisoning tonight

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I mean honestly it can't be that bad

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Let's check out the tag

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Well, I'm dead!

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Well... it's been fun knowing you bros

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Ugh

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Oh... what the...

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It's gonna be a good video

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First off

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FUCK YES! Thank you Shuploc!

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I got a ...boob?

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But I'm gonna... I'm gonna assume it's chesticles

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I love to go to Tumblr and see all these amazing artists

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I think it's really cool

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"So I was at a bookstore and I found this gem"

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"It's not even a real book"

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*Sadness*

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Thanks

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"It's shitposting in book form"

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*Cue the sad music*

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Put a lot of time and effort into it

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OH! There it is!

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Well...

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*Drowning out the suffering*

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Thanks Dan and Phil for giving us so much entertainment

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This is cool... I mean it's Jack and Mark, but...

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Let's face it... I'm just live in their shadow from now on

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Tumblr, Tumblr... Islam(?)

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I laugh at my own jokes... it's fuckin' cringey as shit

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"Today's English class was interesting"

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Okay well... let's have a look...

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PEWDIEPIE! NO.1! BITCH!

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That's right! Fuck all these other youtubers

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ESPECIALLY Jacksepticeye

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What? Why does Jack get a heart?

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What kind of bullshit is this?

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Why don't I get a fuckin' heart?

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"Pewdiepie is so funny he's literally my favourite"

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Are you ironically posting about me?

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Oh! Oh I got a trigger coming up

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Nah I'm fine... false alarm everyone

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That's some sexy shit

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Those sunglasses... I need to get those

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Eyyyyyyyyyyy

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Dan, how you doin' man?

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Thank you so much...

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Appreciate... Just a random picture of Dan in the tag there

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Why the fuck not man

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Why?

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That is not me

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This picture... this picture has nothing to ya know...

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*Drowning out the suffering*

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*Sob*

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*Kiss*

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Thanks Dan

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Are you fuckin' kidding me?

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I mean I don't mind at this point, alright?

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*Drowning out the suffering*

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???

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Alright, what've we got here?

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(Markiplier): Just know that in each and every one of you I firmly believe that there is the potential to do something amazing

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Why aren't you crying, Mark?

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This post has literally nothing to do with anyone

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*Kawai music*

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No comment

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"You play with fire. You get burned!"

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"Be right back deleting my channel"

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Yeah well why is it still up Jack?

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huh?

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You scared?

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You scared you might have to get a REEAL job

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*CHARGING UP MAH LASER*

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Bitch

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*EXPLOSION*

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Tsk

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Jack probably thinks he can roast me back

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Is that Marzia

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Daayum

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"Nobody can escape the Phandom..."

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"Not even Pewdiepie"

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Yeah, the Phandom

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*Pours drink*

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It's a beautiful thing

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*Drowning out the suffering*

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???

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Is this Phil

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Is that Phil

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Yeah... it's Phil

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Awesome

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Thanks for tagging me...

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I'm doing half a shot 'cause it's half a Phil

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I mean Dan

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Fuck you

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???

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Oh ok

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This is just Jack and Mark

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In the Pewdiepie tag...

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AWESOME

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What is it I gotta do?

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I gotta fuckin' dye my hair

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I gotta shave my beard

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I gotta start lookin' all cute and shit

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If that's what you want

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*spit*

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Thats...

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God... why do I keep making... it's not funny

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Here's me lookin' orange as fuck

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*Crying inside*

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The fuck? Did I just become a ginger

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Dan and Phil

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Literally only Dan and Phil

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In the Pewdiepie tag

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It... IT'S TAGGED ONLY PEWDIEPIE!

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*speechless*

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You want me to die?

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Is that... is that what this is?

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Are you happy?

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Are you fucking happy?

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Is this what you want?

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*Drowning out the suffering*

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This is all me when I was young and cute

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Look at me now...

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Disgusting

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I mean DAYUUM... look at that guy

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I would get so much pussy back then

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You'd think YouTube would get me more

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:(

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Edit that out

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Look at this picture

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This is literally me about to fist the FUCK out of you Jack

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This is me with a bunch of ugly tatoos

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Except that one is real

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It looks like Mark stuck something up Jack's ass

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Aaaaand...

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I'm trying to grope invisible balls

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"Felix, are you using my high heels?"

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I like how my dogs look like psychopaths

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Because they fucking are

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What is this?

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Alright, this one doesn't count because I'm in it

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Alright

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And why did Phil steal my shirt

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What the hell man?

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Phan is real

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It's not a picture of them

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I don't wanna drink more alright

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I don't think it's a good idea

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This one doesn't count

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ZERO DEATHS!

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Oh! Shit! We got a Pewdiepie meme

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This better... this is gonna be funny

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"Person: I think you should stop being so obsessed with those 3 YouTubers you watch"

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"Maybe you should STFU! Don't hate me, I only speak the truth"

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*All the sounds of laughter that was caused by that amazing joke!*

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*#tumblrweed

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And there we go again... alright

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That's cool

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I don't care... it's cool

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Whatever!

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Hey Dan!

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Cheers to ya man

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*Drowning out the suffering*

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???

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???

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Hahahaha

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Hwueerh

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That's awesome

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Haha

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Did you Photoshop boobs on Marzia?

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Because you can see the arms are like fuckin' huge

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OH MY GOD!

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WTF IS THIS...

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It's cool

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Oh more Dan and Phil!

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Dan and Phil with a baby!

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Dan and Phil!

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Dan!

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Oh my God

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I can't take this anymore

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*Giving up*

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Dan and Phil

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UUURRRGH

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*Incomprehensible muttering about Dan and Phil"

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AAAAARRRGH

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Thank you for watching this video

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Leave a like if you enjoyed

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Subscribe... subscribe to bro a day   ???

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No but for real though I really am appreciative of all the cool stuff you bros post about me

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I have nothing against Dan and Phil

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I think they're cool dudes

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If anything you're making my tag better to be honest

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*Laughter*

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But it would be cool to see, maybe, the tumblr being more active

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'Cause I do really check it and whether it's Twitter or Instagram or Facebook

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I really appreciate that you bros post stuff that relates to Pewdiepie

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Whether it's shitty fan-art...

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Or whatever it may be

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Because I look at it and I appreciate it

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And it shows that you bros care

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And I really do care as well

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So thank you

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I wanted to announce another competition

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For next month's of 'Fridays with Pewdiepie'

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Basically, if you're familiar with RPG Maker I want you to make a game

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I will play the top rated ones

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All the info is in the description

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I think it'll be a lot of fun

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Check out... if you're interested and you're familiar with RPG Maker please check out the link in the description

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And that's it from me for now

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Thank you bros so much for watching

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Leave a like if you enjoyed, I really appreciate it

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And as always stay awesome bros *Brofist*