Today, we're going into wanted territory
We're going to a place so moist, so moist, so filled with horrible screams
My basement
I'm talking of course about Tumblr
Let's see what we can find
I'm going to explore the Pewdiepie tag
Each time there's DanAndPhil or SEPTIPLIER...
I'm going to take a shot of this vodka
Think we both know I'm going to die from alcohol poisoning tonight
I mean honestly it can't be that bad
Let's check out the tag
Well, I'm dead!
Well... it's been fun knowing you bros
Ugh
Oh... what the...
It's gonna be a good video
First off
FUCK YES! Thank you Shuploc!
I got a ...boob?
But I'm gonna... I'm gonna assume it's chesticles
I love to go to Tumblr and see all these amazing artists
I think it's really cool
"So I was at a bookstore and I found this gem"
"It's not even a real book"
*Sadness*
Thanks
"It's shitposting in book form"
*Cue the sad music*
Put a lot of time and effort into it
OH! There it is!
Well...
*Drowning out the suffering*
Thanks Dan and Phil for giving us so much entertainment
This is cool... I mean it's Jack and Mark, but...
Let's face it... I'm just live in their shadow from now on
Tumblr, Tumblr... Islam(?)
I laugh at my own jokes... it's fuckin' cringey as shit
"Today's English class was interesting"
Okay well... let's have a look...
PEWDIEPIE! NO.1! BITCH!
That's right! Fuck all these other youtubers
ESPECIALLY Jacksepticeye
What? Why does Jack get a heart?
What kind of bullshit is this?
Why don't I get a fuckin' heart?
"Pewdiepie is so funny he's literally my favourite"
Are you ironically posting about me?
Oh! Oh I got a trigger coming up
Nah I'm fine... false alarm everyone
That's some sexy shit
Those sunglasses... I need to get those
Eyyyyyyyyyyy
Dan, how you doin' man?
Thank you so much...
Appreciate... Just a random picture of Dan in the tag there
Why the fuck not man
Why?
That is not me
This picture... this picture has nothing to ya know...
*Drowning out the suffering*
*Sob*
*Kiss*
Thanks Dan
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
I mean I don't mind at this point, alright?
*Drowning out the suffering*
???
Alright, what've we got here?
(Markiplier): Just know that in each and every one of you I firmly believe that there is the potential to do something amazing
Why aren't you crying, Mark?
This post has literally nothing to do with anyone
*Kawai music*
No comment
"You play with fire. You get burned!"
"Be right back deleting my channel"
Yeah well why is it still up Jack?
huh?
You scared?
You scared you might have to get a REEAL job
*CHARGING UP MAH LASER*
Bitch
*EXPLOSION*
Tsk
Jack probably thinks he can roast me back
Is that Marzia
Daayum
"Nobody can escape the Phandom..."
"Not even Pewdiepie"
Yeah, the Phandom
*Pours drink*
It's a beautiful thing
*Drowning out the suffering*
???
Is this Phil
Is that Phil
Yeah... it's Phil
Awesome
Thanks for tagging me...
I'm doing half a shot 'cause it's half a Phil
I mean Dan
Fuck you
???
Oh ok
This is just Jack and Mark
In the Pewdiepie tag...
AWESOME
What is it I gotta do?
I gotta fuckin' dye my hair
I gotta shave my beard
I gotta start lookin' all cute and shit
If that's what you want
*spit*
Thats...
God... why do I keep making... it's not funny
Here's me lookin' orange as fuck
*Crying inside*
The fuck? Did I just become a ginger
Dan and Phil
Literally only Dan and Phil
In the Pewdiepie tag
It... IT'S TAGGED ONLY PEWDIEPIE!
*speechless*
You want me to die?
Is that... is that what this is?
Are you happy?
Are you fucking happy?
Is this what you want?
*Drowning out the suffering*
This is all me when I was young and cute
Look at me now...
Disgusting
I mean DAYUUM... look at that guy
I would get so much pussy back then
You'd think YouTube would get me more
:(
Edit that out
Look at this picture
This is literally me about to fist the FUCK out of you Jack
This is me with a bunch of ugly tatoos
Except that one is real
It looks like Mark stuck something up Jack's ass
Aaaaand...
I'm trying to grope invisible balls
"Felix, are you using my high heels?"
I like how my dogs look like psychopaths
Because they fucking are
What is this?
Alright, this one doesn't count because I'm in it
Alright
And why did Phil steal my shirt
What the hell man?
Phan is real
It's not a picture of them
I don't wanna drink more alright
I don't think it's a good idea
This one doesn't count
ZERO DEATHS!
Oh! Shit! We got a Pewdiepie meme
This better... this is gonna be funny
"Person: I think you should stop being so obsessed with those 3 YouTubers you watch"
"Maybe you should STFU! Don't hate me, I only speak the truth"
*All the sounds of laughter that was caused by that amazing joke!*
*#tumblrweed
And there we go again... alright
That's cool
I don't care... it's cool
Whatever!
Hey Dan!
Cheers to ya man
*Drowning out the suffering*
???
Hahahaha
Hwueerh
That's awesome
Haha
Did you Photoshop boobs on Marzia?
Because you can see the arms are like fuckin' huge
OH MY GOD!
WTF IS THIS...
It's cool
Oh more Dan and Phil!
Dan and Phil with a baby!
Dan and Phil!
Dan!
Oh my God
I can't take this anymore
*Giving up*
Dan and Phil
UUURRRGH
*Incomprehensible muttering about Dan and Phil"
AAAAARRRGH
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No but for real though I really am appreciative of all the cool stuff you bros post about me
I have nothing against Dan and Phil
I think they're cool dudes
If anything you're making my tag better to be honest
*Laughter*
But it would be cool to see, maybe, the tumblr being more active
'Cause I do really check it and whether it's Twitter or Instagram or Facebook
I really appreciate that you bros post stuff that relates to Pewdiepie
Whether it's shitty fan-art...
Or whatever it may be
Because I look at it and I appreciate it
And it shows that you bros care
And I really do care as well
So thank you
I wanted to announce another competition
For next month's of 'Fridays with Pewdiepie'
Basically, if you're familiar with RPG Maker I want you to make a game
I will play the top rated ones
All the info is in the description
I think it'll be a lot of fun
Check out... if you're interested and you're familiar with RPG Maker please check out the link in the description
And that's it from me for now
Thank you bros so much for watching
Leave a like if you enjoyed, I really appreciate it
And as always stay awesome bros *Brofist*