WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:02.440 Today... 00:00:04.500 --> 00:00:05.380 We're going... 00:00:05.900 --> 00:00:07.760 Into un... Wanted. 00:00:08.600 --> 00:00:09.400 Territory. 00:00:09.760 --> 00:00:10.960 [Dramatic Music] 00:00:14.820 --> 00:00:16.360 We're going to a place so dark... 00:00:17.580 --> 00:00:18.380 So moist... 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.720 So filled with horrible screams... 00:00:22.780 --> 00:00:24.460 That people say no man... 00:00:24.460 --> 00:00:25.880 Has ever dared to enter. 00:00:27.020 --> 00:00:28.700 I'm talking of course... 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:30.760 About Tumblr. 00:00:32.380 --> 00:00:33.740 [Dramatic Music Continues] 00:00:38.940 --> 00:00:40.380 [Distant Screaming] 00:00:41.160 --> 00:00:42.400 [Music And Screaming Fade Out] 00:00:42.400 --> 00:00:43.820 Let's see what we can find. 00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:47.400 I'm going to explore the PewDiePie tag. 00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:49.840 Each time, there's Dan and Phil 00:00:50.400 --> 00:00:51.600 Or Septiplier... 00:00:51.700 --> 00:00:54.100 I'm going to take a shot of this Vodka 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:57.480 I think we both know I'm going to die from alcohol poisoning tonight 00:00:57.920 --> 00:00:58.420 [Laughs] 00:00:58.860 --> 00:01:00.260 I mean honestly, it can't be that bad. 00:01:00.260 --> 00:01:01.500 Let's check out the tag. 00:01:04.520 --> 00:01:05.560 Well- I'm dead. 00:01:05.600 --> 00:01:08.080 Well, it's been fun knowing you bros. 00:01:09.320 --> 00:01:10.900 [Dramatic Music Again] 00:01:15.380 --> 00:01:16.340 [Music Stops] 00:01:16.820 --> 00:01:17.320 Oh- 00:01:17.660 --> 00:01:18.840 S'gon be a good video. 00:01:19.320 --> 00:01:21.780 First off, FUCK YES. 00:01:22.100 --> 00:01:23.100 Thank you Shuploc. 00:01:23.100 --> 00:01:24.280 I got a... boob? 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:27.340 I'm gonna assume it's chesticles. 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:30.640 I love going to Tumblr and seeing all the amazing artists! 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:31.520 I think it's really cool. 00:01:31.720 --> 00:01:34.200 So I was at a bookstore and I found this gem. 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:35.740 It's not even a real book... 00:01:38.140 --> 00:01:38.700 Thanks. 00:01:38.700 --> 00:01:40.160 It's... Shitposting. 00:01:40.420 --> 00:01:41.360 In book form. 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:45.600 I put a lot of time and effort into it... 00:01:49.800 --> 00:01:50.840 Oh- There it is. 00:01:51.940 --> 00:01:52.440 Well. 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:54.640 [1] 00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:00.080 Thanks Dan and Phil. 00:02:00.540 --> 00:02:02.140 For giving us so much... 00:02:02.340 --> 00:02:03.180 Entertainment. 00:02:03.260 --> 00:02:04.140 This is cool! 00:02:04.140 --> 00:02:05.180 I mean- It's Jack and Mark... 00:02:05.320 --> 00:02:07.810 But let's face it, I'm just going to live in their shadow from now on. 00:02:08.700 --> 00:02:09.420 Tumblr... 00:02:09.620 --> 00:02:10.340 Tumblr... 00:02:10.540 --> 00:02:11.260 ...Islam. 00:02:12.620 --> 00:02:14.720 I laugh at my own jokes- It's fucking cringey as shit. 00:02:14.720 --> 00:02:16.840 Today's English class was interesting... 00:02:17.220 --> 00:02:18.400 Okay- Well let's have a look... 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:19.160 PewDiePie! 00:02:19.320 --> 00:02:19.820 NUMBER ONE, BITCH. 00:02:20.600 --> 00:02:21.400 THAT'S RIGHT. 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.340 Fuck all these other YouTubers. 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:25.600 Especially JackSepticEye. 00:02:25.600 --> 00:02:26.100 What- Why does Jack get a heart?! 00:02:27.660 --> 00:02:29.620 What kinda bullshit is this...!? 00:02:29.620 --> 00:02:31.140 Why don't I get a fucking heart? 00:02:31.140 --> 00:02:33.700 PewDiePie is so funny he's literally my fave... 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:36.640 Are you ironically posting about me...? 00:02:37.100 --> 00:02:37.600 Oh... 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:40.040 Oh- I got a trigger coming up- 00:02:40.069 --> 00:02:42.820 now 00:02:42.820 --> 00:02:44.000 ...I'm fine. 00:02:44.160 --> 00:02:45.360 F- False alarm everyone. 00:02:45.500 --> 00:02:47.020 That's some sexy shit. 00:02:47.620 --> 00:02:49.840 Those sunglasses! I need to get those! 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:51.000 Eyyyyyy.... 00:02:51.200 --> 00:02:52.440 Dan, how you doing man? 00:02:52.440 --> 00:02:52.940 Thank you so much- 00:02:53.640 --> 00:02:55.620 'Preciate just- A random picture of Dan... 00:02:55.620 --> 00:02:56.520 In the tag there... 00:02:56.920 --> 00:02:57.510 Why the fuck it up man...? 00:02:58.840 --> 00:02:59.340 Why. 00:03:00.220 --> 00:03:01.180 That is not me. 00:03:01.340 --> 00:03:02.300 This picture's a... 00:03:02.300 --> 00:03:03.900 This picture has nothing to- You know what? 00:03:03.900 --> 00:03:06.900 you know [2] 00:03:12.880 --> 00:03:13.680 Thanks Dan. 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:14.780 Ugh- 00:03:14.780 --> 00:03:16.040 Are you fucking kidding me. 00:03:16.040 --> 00:03:17.980 I mean I don't mind at his point. [3] 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:20.460 Oh- 00:03:20.920 --> 00:03:21.420 UGH- 00:03:21.860 --> 00:03:22.760 Alright, what we got here? 00:03:22.760 --> 00:03:23.260 Mark: JUST KNOW- 00:03:23.780 --> 00:03:26.060 Mark: That in each and every one of you- 00:03:26.060 --> 00:03:27.680 Mark: I firmly believe... 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:32.160 Mark: That there is the potential, to do something amazing 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:33.280 why aren't you crying Mark. 00:03:33.540 --> 00:03:36.680 This post has literally nothing to do with anyone. 00:03:37.860 --> 00:03:39.420 [Dubstep Music] 00:03:47.140 --> 00:03:47.940 No comment. 00:03:47.940 --> 00:03:49.800 You play with fire, you get burned! 00:03:49.860 --> 00:03:51.620 Be right back, deleting my channel. 00:03:51.620 --> 00:03:52.120 Yeah well why is it still up, Jack?! 00:03:53.500 --> 00:03:54.620 Huh, you scared? 00:03:54.620 --> 00:03:56.900 You scared you might have to get a REAL job? 00:03:59.320 --> 00:03:59.820 Bitch? 00:04:00.160 --> 00:04:00.800 [Explosion Noises] 00:04:01.780 --> 00:04:03.840 Jack probably thinks he can roast me back. 00:04:05.020 --> 00:04:06.420 Is that Marzia? Damn... 00:04:06.620 --> 00:04:09.820 Nobody can escape the Phandom, not even PewDiePie. 00:04:10.540 --> 00:04:11.820 Yeah, the Phandom? 00:04:11.820 --> 00:04:13.020 [4] 00:04:13.020 --> 00:04:14.460 Is a beautiful thing. 00:04:17.300 --> 00:04:17.800 BLEH- 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:19.010 Is this Phil? Is that Phil? 00:04:19.400 --> 00:04:20.520 Yeah. It's Phil. 00:04:20.680 --> 00:04:21.320 Awesome. 00:04:21.320 --> 00:04:22.500 Thanks for tagging me. 00:04:22.500 --> 00:04:25.100 Alright I'm doing half a shot because it's- Half a Phil. 00:04:25.220 --> 00:04:25.880 I mean Dan. 00:04:26.100 --> 00:04:26.740 Fuck you. 00:04:26.780 --> 00:04:27.500 [4.5] 00:04:27.780 --> 00:04:28.340 Oh okay! 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:30.120 This is just Jack and Mark! 00:04:30.140 --> 00:04:31.580 In the PewDiePie tag! 00:04:33.300 --> 00:04:33.940 Awesome. 00:04:33.940 --> 00:04:34.860 What is it I gotta do- 00:04:34.980 --> 00:04:36.580 I gotta fucking- Dye my hair?! 00:04:36.980 --> 00:04:38.420 I gotta shave my beard?! 00:04:38.420 --> 00:04:40.160 Gotta start looking all cute and shit?! 00:04:40.540 --> 00:04:41.760 If that's what you want. 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:43.800 [Spits] 00:04:44.260 --> 00:04:44.760 That's... 00:04:44.760 --> 00:04:46.720 God why do I keep making- It's not funny. 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:48.420 Here's me looking orange as fuck. 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:51.200 The fuck did I just- Become a ginger? 00:04:51.580 --> 00:04:52.460 Dan and Phil. 00:04:52.460 --> 00:04:54.080 Literally only Dan and Phil. 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:55.240 In the PewDiePie tag. 00:04:55.860 --> 00:04:57.860 It's tagged only. PewDiePie. 00:05:00.400 --> 00:05:01.680 You want me to die?! [5.5] 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:02.180 Is that- Is that what this is?! 00:05:03.280 --> 00:05:04.240 Are you happy? 00:05:04.340 --> 00:05:05.940 Are you fucking happy?! 00:05:05.940 --> 00:05:07.280 Is this what you want?! 00:05:10.260 --> 00:05:10.760 Pfft- 00:05:11.180 --> 00:05:12.460 This is all me when I was young and cute. 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:14.320 Look at me now. 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:14.860 Disgusting. 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:17.680 I mean- Damn. 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:18.460 Look at that guy. 00:05:18.460 --> 00:05:19.960 I would get so much pussy back then. 00:05:20.180 --> 00:05:21.620 You think YouTube would get me more? 00:05:22.040 --> 00:05:22.540 [Snorting Sound] 00:05:23.960 --> 00:05:24.920 Edit that out. 00:05:26.000 --> 00:05:26.980 Look at this picture! 00:05:26.980 --> 00:05:28.080 This is literally me- 00:05:28.080 --> 00:05:29.460 About to fist the FUCK, outta you, Jack. 00:05:30.520 --> 00:05:32.240 This is me with a bunch of ugly tattoos. 00:05:33.420 --> 00:05:34.360 Except that one is real. 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:34.860 It looks like Mark stuck something up Jack's ass. 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:38.300 And... 00:05:38.500 --> 00:05:40.600 I'm trying to grope invisible balls. 00:05:41.280 --> 00:05:43.600 Felix? Are you using my high heels? 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:45.700 I like how my dogs look like psychopaths. 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:47.740 Because they fucking are. 00:05:47.740 --> 00:05:48.540 What is this? 00:05:48.860 --> 00:05:50.160 Alright- This one doesn't count. 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:50.900 Because I'm in it, alright? 00:05:51.520 --> 00:05:53.220 And why did Phil steal my shirt?! 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:54.120 What the hell man? 00:05:54.420 --> 00:05:55.300 Phan is real. 00:05:55.300 --> 00:05:55.800 It's not a picture of them- 00:05:56.260 --> 00:05:57.760 I don't want to drink more, alright?! 00:05:58.320 --> 00:05:59.640 I don't think it's a good idea. 00:05:59.640 --> 00:06:00.140 This one doesn't count. 00:06:00.960 --> 00:06:01.460 ZERO DEATHS. 00:06:02.280 --> 00:06:03.700 Oh- Shit! We got a... PewDiePie meme. 00:06:03.700 --> 00:06:05.200 This better- This is gonna be funny. 00:06:05.440 --> 00:06:06.000 Person. 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:09.060 I think you should stop being so obsessed with those three YouTubers you watch. 00:06:09.460 --> 00:06:11.120 Maybe you should shut the fuck up. 00:06:11.120 --> 00:06:11.960 Don't hate me, I only speak the truth. 00:06:11.960 --> 00:06:14.340 only speak the truth 00:06:14.340 --> 00:06:15.680 [Crickets Chirping] 00:06:17.940 --> 00:06:19.220 And there we go again... 00:06:19.220 --> 00:06:19.720 Alright... [6.5] 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:22.280 S'cool. I don't care. 00:06:22.300 --> 00:06:23.020 It's cool! 00:06:23.300 --> 00:06:24.020 Whatever! 00:06:24.380 --> 00:06:24.940 Hey Dan. 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:26.700 Cheers to you man. 00:06:29.580 --> 00:06:30.080 UGGH- 00:06:32.460 --> 00:06:33.260 [Laughing] 00:06:34.140 --> 00:06:34.940 That's awesome. 00:06:35.660 --> 00:06:37.500 Did you Photoshop boobs on Marzia?! 00:06:37.500 --> 00:06:38.360 Because- You can see the arms... 00:06:39.120 --> 00:06:40.540 Are like, fucking huge. 00:06:40.960 --> 00:06:41.920 OH MY GOD. 00:06:42.380 --> 00:06:43.900 What the fuck is this?! 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:45.280 S'cool. 00:06:45.280 --> 00:06:45.800 [7.5] 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:46.720 Oh- More Dan and Phil. 00:06:47.100 --> 00:06:48.380 Dan and Phil with a baby. 00:06:48.480 --> 00:06:49.340 Dan and Phil. 00:06:49.340 --> 00:06:49.840 Dan. 00:06:52.500 --> 00:06:53.140 Oh my god. 00:06:53.140 --> 00:06:54.680 I can't take this any more. 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:58.200 [Dramatic Music] 00:06:59.740 --> 00:07:00.580 [Muffled] DAMMIT PHIL- 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:03.540 [Popping Sounds As Photos Appear] 00:07:04.660 --> 00:07:06.520 [Groaning] 00:07:08.140 --> 00:07:09.040 [High Pitched Modem Sounds] 00:07:09.520 --> 00:07:10.200 [Sound Effects Cut Out, Happy Music Plays] 00:07:10.200 --> 00:07:11.540 Thank you for watching this video. 00:07:11.660 --> 00:07:12.300 [Coughs] 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:13.800 Leave a like if you enjoyed. 00:07:14.440 --> 00:07:14.940 Subscribe... 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:16.360 Subscribe to bro a day. 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:17.300 No but for real though- 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:21.360 I really am appreciative of all the cool stuff you bros post... 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:24.140 About me, I have nothing against Dan and Phil. 00:07:24.140 --> 00:07:25.760 I- I think they're cool dudes. 00:07:25.760 --> 00:07:27.720 If anything, you're making my tag better. 00:07:27.720 --> 00:07:28.440 ...To be honest. 00:07:29.180 --> 00:07:32.420 But it would be cool to see- Maybe, the Tumblr being more active. 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:34.240 Cause I do really check it! 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:37.060 Whether it's- Twitter or Instagram or Facebook. 00:07:37.060 --> 00:07:38.860 I really appreciate that you bros... 00:07:38.960 --> 00:07:41.520 Post stuff that relates to PewDiePie. 00:07:41.520 --> 00:07:42.760 Whether it's... Shitty fan art... 00:07:43.960 --> 00:07:45.400 Or whatever it may be! 00:07:45.400 --> 00:07:48.040 Uh- Because I look at it and I appreciate it! 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:49.240 And it shows that you bros care. 00:07:49.760 --> 00:07:50.320 And I... 00:07:50.320 --> 00:07:52.420 I really do care as well, so thank you. 00:07:53.020 --> 00:07:55.080 I wanted to announce another competition. 00:07:55.300 --> 00:07:56.900 For next month... 00:07:57.280 --> 00:07:58.840 Of Fridays with PewDiePie! 00:07:59.140 --> 00:08:00.100 Basically... 00:08:00.340 --> 00:08:01.690 If you're familiar with RPG Maker. 00:08:02.620 --> 00:08:04.000 I want you to make a game. 00:08:04.560 --> 00:08:06.860 I will play the top rated ones. 00:08:06.860 --> 00:08:07.760 All the info is in the description. 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:09.840 I think it'll be a lot of fun! 00:08:10.260 --> 00:08:10.800 Check out the- 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:13.340 If you're interested and you're familiar with RPG Maker, 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:15.240 Please check out the link in the description. 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:16.100 And that's it from me for now! 00:08:16.460 --> 00:08:17.880 Thank you bros so much for watching! 00:08:18.260 --> 00:08:19.139 Leave a like if you enjoyed, 00:08:19.280 --> 00:08:20.540 I really appreciate it! 00:08:20.540 --> 00:08:21.420 And as always... 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:23.520 Stay awesome bros. 00:08:26.260 --> 00:08:28.340 Don't hate me, I only spit the truth. 00:08:28.520 --> 00:08:29.080 Jack... 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:32.120 You make me wanna, lose my clothes. 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:33.880 I'm roasting your whole family Jack. 00:08:34.680 --> 00:08:36.500 You're all a bunch of potatoes. 00:08:36.760 --> 00:08:38.260 That's right bitch you got roasted. 00:08:38.460 --> 00:08:39.500 Now what are you gonna do about it?