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Ngayong Araw

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Pupunta tayo sa hindi inaasahang teritoryo

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*Hindi sa China, mga gunggong*

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Lugar kung saan madilim

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napaka mabasa basa,

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At puno ng napakapangit na sigawan

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Na ang sabi ng iba ay wala pang taong nakapunta

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Malamang alam niyo kung ano to

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tungkol sa Tumblr

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*Isang napaka common na music excerpt*

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alamin natin kung ano ang ating makikita

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mag do Dora Explorer ako

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sa binigay kong Pewdiepie Tag

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sa oras na may Dan and Phil na lilitaw

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o SeptiPlier

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iinom ako nito

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sa tingin ko alam niyo na pwede akong mamatay sa Alcohol Poisoning

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*isang cute na tawa*

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Pero siguro hindi ito gaanong masama

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tingnan natin yung Tag

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Well, patay na ako

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napakasaya kong makiala kayo, bros

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*mukha mo pag nag memake up ka*

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magiging maganda tong bideo na to

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una

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*bleep* yes

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salamat Shuploc

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may dib dib ako?

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iisipin ko na lng na chesticles to

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gustong gusto ko talagang magpunta

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ng tumblr para makita yung mga mahusay na artists

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sa tingin ko napaka cool nun

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nasa book store ako at nakita ko tong diyamenteng ito

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hindi mn lng ito tunay na libro

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salamat *in a bad way*

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isa tong basura

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sa librong hulma

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pero pinaglaan ko ng pagsisikap at oras yan eh

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*nahihiyang tumatawa*

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oy, ayun na

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well

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*nawrong send ni mommy yung picture niya sa tinder*

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salamat Dan and Phil

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sa pagbibigay niyo ng sobrang katatawanan

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ang ganda nito

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alam mo na, si Jack and Mark to

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pero, aminin natin

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titira na lng muna ako sa anino nila sa ngayon

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Tumblr, Tumblr, Islam

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*demonyong tawa*

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tumatawa ako sa kahit anong biro

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nakakapanggigil kasi, sobra

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Ang English Class ngayong araw ay napaka interesante

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o sige, tingnan natin

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PEWDIEPIE

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Number 1 *bleep*

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Ganyan nga

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Wala akong pakialam sa ibang Youtubers

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lalong lalo na si JackSepticEye

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ano..bakit may puso yung kay Jacksepticeye?

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anong katangahan to?

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bakit di niyo lagyan ng puso yung akin?

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Si Pewdiepie ay nakakatawa

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siya ang literal kong paborito

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nagpopost ba kayo ng pabaliktad tungkol sakin?

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oh.. ayan sinusubok niyo ko

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ay. ok lng pala

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False Alarm lng mga kaibigan

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isa iton seksing *bleep*

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yang salaming pang araw

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kailngan kong makakuha ng isa

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oy

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Dan, kumusta ka na?

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Salamat talaga, pinapahalagahan ko talaga to

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isa lamang random na litrato ni Dan sa tag na to

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bakit hindi naman, man

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Bakit?

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Hindi ito ako

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ang litratong to..

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ang litratong ito ay.. alam mo. bahala na

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salamat Dan

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nagbibiro ka ba?

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alam mo na. wala akong pake ngayon

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sige

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o eto, anong meron dito?

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*markiplier talking*

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bakit di ka umiyak, Mark?

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Ang litratong to ay literal na walang kinalaman kanino man

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Lalabas na

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Nilalaro mo ang apoy, Masusunog ka!

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babalik ako. i dedelete ko muna ang channel ko

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oo, pero bakit nandito pa rin, Jack?

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takot ka?

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takot ka na baka magkaroon ka ng totoong trabaho?

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bbbbbbb*tch

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Sa tingin siguo ni Jack ma aaway niya ako pabalik

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Si Marzia ba yan, dayum

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walang sinuman ang makakatakas sa PhAnDom

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wala maski si Pewdiepie

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alam mo, ang PhanDom?

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Magandang bagay yan.

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Si Phil ba to?

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Oo. Si Phil nga

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kasindak sindak

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salamat sa pag tag mo sa akin.

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Iinom lng ako ng kalahati dahil kalahti kay Phil

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ay, Dan pala

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o. okay

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Si Jack and Mark lang pala tong nasa litratong to

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sa Pewdiepie tag

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AWESOME

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Anong gagawin ko? Kukulayan ko buhok ko?

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mag aahit ako ng balbas?

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magmumuha ulit akong cute at *bleep*

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kung yan ang gusto mo.

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yan ay

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bat ko ba ginagawa to, di to nakakatawa

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Eto ako nagmumukhan ORANGE ng sobra

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Ano ba? Naging ginger ba ko?

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Dan and Phil, literal na Dan and Phil

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sa Pewdiepie tag

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naka tag lang ang Pewdiepie

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Gusto mo bang mamatay ako?

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yan ba.. yan ba ang gusto niyo?

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Masaya na ba kayo?

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Masayang masaya naba kayo?

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Ito ba ang gusto niyo?

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Ito ay ako lahat nung tinedyer at cute pa lang.

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tingnan niyo ko ngayon.

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nakakadiri

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Pero, naman..

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Tignan mo yang lalaking yan

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napakabata ko pa noon

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sa tingin niyo mabibigyan pa ako ni youtube ng ganun?

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i edit mo yan

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Tignan mo to

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ito ay literal na ako at papasuntok kay Jack

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Ito nman ay ako na may sandamakmak na tato

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pero, yan ay totoo

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Mukha tong may nilagay si Mark sa pwet ni Jack

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at mukha akong nagpapatubo ng inbisibol na bola

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Felix, ginagamit mo ba yung high heels ko?

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Gusto ko yung nagmumukhang sira ulo yung mga aso ko

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dahil sira ulo nga sila

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ano to?

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ok, di ito kasali kasi nandito ako eh

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at bakit kinuha ni Phil yung t shirt ko.

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WTH, man.

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totoo ang phan

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hindi ito litrato nila

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ayoko ko nang uminom pa, okay?

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sa tingin ko hindi ito magandang idea

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hindi ito kasali

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WALANG KAMATAYAN

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oy, may Pewdiepie meme tayo

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magiging nakakatawa to

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Tao: Sa tingin ko dapat di ka ma adik sa tatlong pinanonood mo

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baka kailangan mong tumahimik, dahil totoo tong tatlong to.

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at eto na naman siya

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OLRAYT

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wala akong pake

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maganda to

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bahala na kayo

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Oy Dan, tagay tayo brad

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*Tawa Pa More*

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ang ganda nito

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Phinotoshop mo ba ang boobs ni Marzia?

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kasi makikita mo yung balikat niya, ang laki

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OOOMAYGAAAD

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Ano na naman to?

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its cool

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isa pang Dan and Phil

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Dan and Phil na may bata

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Dan and Phil

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Dan

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OHMAYGAAWD

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di ko na kaya to

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*SOUND OF SURRENDER*

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Dan and Phil

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*Summoning a Demonic Pewds*

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salamat sa panonood ng video na to

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Mag iwan ka ng Like kung nasiyahan ka.

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Mag subscribe sa Bro araw araw

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pero seryoso

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pinapahalagahan ko talaga tong mga

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magagandang ginagawa niyo tungkol sa akin, bro

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wa akong problema sa Dan and Phil

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sa tingin ko napakacool nila

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kung pwede lng sana pagandahin yung tag ko

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kung magiging makatotohanan