WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.420 --> 00:00:01.340 I prayed every night... 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:06.100 Please, Youtube... 00:00:07.640 --> 00:00:08.420 Please... 00:00:10.460 --> 00:00:12.440 /notice me ~/ 00:00:13.300 --> 00:00:15.540 Please, send me Golden Play Button... 00:00:15.920 --> 00:00:18.200 Been a- I've been a good boy. 00:00:18.200 --> 00:00:20.520 I got a lot of subscribers, you know, Youtube... 00:00:21.460 --> 00:00:22.940 You really ought to fucking notice me! 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:24.780 I'm the biggest channel! 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:27.480 Why don't I have a Golden Play But-to-n?! 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:30.060 My numbers kept growing 00:00:30.060 --> 00:00:31.260 from millions... 00:00:31.260 --> 00:00:32.180 ...to ten millions. 00:00:32.880 --> 00:00:35.780 And I thought at least I gave it- give it a- get a Diamond Play Button... 00:00:36.060 --> 00:00:37.180 But who cares?! 00:00:37.220 --> 00:00:41.280 Who really cares about Diamond Play Button when you can have GOLD?! 00:00:41.860 --> 00:00:43.740 Where do I put this down, dammit... 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:46.020 All these channels that abuse their Play Button... 00:00:46.680 --> 00:00:47.960 They'll, cut it in half... 00:00:50.480 --> 00:00:52.460 They'll smash it with the hydraulic press... 00:00:55.020 --> 00:00:55.520 Well 00:00:57.300 --> 00:00:58.500 I finally got it. 00:00:58.780 --> 00:01:00.420 I got my Play Button. 00:01:01.980 --> 00:01:04.500 We all know, what happened that day... 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:07.700 When the fire nation attacked... sorry. 00:01:08.380 --> 00:01:09.680 Just when I got my Play Button. 00:01:09.900 --> 00:01:11.500 IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!1! 00:01:11.600 --> 00:01:13.880 Congrats for surpassing one million... 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:15.120 OH, THAT'S COOL! 00:01:15.240 --> 00:01:16.700 THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO 00:01:16.980 --> 00:01:18.840 GIVE ME FORTY FOUR OF THESE!1!! 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:20.080 It was broken. 00:01:22.440 --> 00:01:23.660 *whispering* Just like my heart. 00:01:23.740 --> 00:01:25.780 It was too hard for me to deal with... 00:01:26.540 --> 00:01:27.720 And I had to sell it. 00:01:28.820 --> 00:01:32.660 I had to sell my Golden Play Button to a random stranger... 00:01:40.760 --> 00:01:44.380 Today... it all... CHANGES! 00:01:44.700 --> 00:01:45.620 Got a package 00:01:46.580 --> 00:01:47.460 from YouTube 00:01:48.140 --> 00:01:48.860 LET'S LOOK 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:55.080 Oooh 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:57.260 Ooooh 00:01:58.300 --> 00:01:58.980 YES 00:01:59.840 --> 00:02:00.640 Fina... 00:02:01.780 --> 00:02:02.660 Finally... 00:02:04.020 --> 00:02:04.880 EUGH-UGH 00:02:05.100 --> 00:02:06.460 Finally, it's here! 00:02:07.300 --> 00:02:08.780 Oh, I'm so happy! :D 00:02:09.560 --> 00:02:10.060 wait 00:02:11.720 --> 00:02:12.660 What the fuck is this?.. 00:02:14.980 --> 00:02:16.300 PewDiePie 00:02:18.540 --> 00:02:19.040 WHAT 00:02:21.460 --> 00:02:22.980 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?! 00:02:24.860 --> 00:02:26.400 THAT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED 00:02:26.760 --> 00:02:27.820 HEY ROMANIAN 00:02:27.920 --> 00:02:29.440 Five pounds and it's yours. 00:02:32.880 --> 00:02:33.380 Well 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:36.940 You know what, twenty will be just fine, thank you, Romanian 00:02:36.940 --> 00:02:38.200 Michael: Okay, thank you! Pewds: Goodbye 00:02:39.180 --> 00:02:41.200 I don't ever wanna see that fucking thing again... 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:42.480 DISGUSTING 00:02:43.300 --> 00:02:43.800 wait 00:02:45.220 --> 00:02:46.060 What is this? 00:02:52.420 --> 00:02:53.160 Could it be... 00:02:54.100 --> 00:02:54.600 OH 00:02:55.440 --> 00:02:57.820 Another package from YouTube!! 00:03:00.440 --> 00:03:01.240 Can't reach 00:03:02.320 --> 00:03:02.880 Please, 00:03:03.880 --> 00:03:05.260 Please, let it be the one... 00:03:05.940 --> 00:03:06.440 Oh!.. 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:08.020 Ooh! 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:09.600 Oooh! 00:03:10.180 --> 00:03:13.420 Oooooooooh! 00:03:13.880 --> 00:03:14.380 YEEES 00:03:16.260 --> 00:03:16.760 Yes! 00:03:17.920 --> 00:03:18.560 *groans* 00:03:19.580 --> 00:03:20.200 YAEESS 00:03:20.780 --> 00:03:21.960 If you work hard... 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:24.380 And if you create a second channel... 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:26.980 And bitch enough to YouTube about it... 00:03:27.620 --> 00:03:30.160 You will actually get it. *breaks into laughter* 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:33.820 Jack Septiceye2 00:03:34.720 --> 00:03:36.240 My favourite channel. 00:03:37.700 --> 00:03:39.200 I've been subscribed 00:03:39.620 --> 00:03:41.380 since the very beginning. 00:03:41.640 --> 00:03:45.540 Such a big fan of Jack Septiceye2, it's such a great channel... 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:48.000 *whispering passionately* It's just such a great fucking channel... 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:51.940 *kisses* Oh, I see my own face in it, and it's BEAUTIFUL 00:03:52.040 --> 00:03:54.280 Oooh, you Irish piece of shit :D 00:03:54.880 --> 00:04:00.720 This is going s- right here, where everyone can see it! 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:03.040 That looks really nice! 00:04:03.860 --> 00:04:09.420 That's gonna be in all my videos now, HOW 'BOUT THAT, JACKSEPTICEYE?! :D 00:04:09.620 --> 00:04:10.980 Forgot what this video was about. 00:04:10.980 --> 00:04:11.480 Uhm... 00:04:11.480 --> 00:04:16.580 We got a Golden Play Button, finally, the Golden Play Button that we DESERVE!! 00:04:17.020 --> 00:04:18.840 I've never felt as empowered as a woman. 00:04:18.840 --> 00:04:20.580 I wanna thank all my viewers... 00:04:20.660 --> 00:04:21.940 All my Septiceyes, 00:04:22.100 --> 00:04:24.540 without your support I could never have done this. 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:26.640 It means the world to me. 00:04:26.760 --> 00:04:27.500 *faking tears* 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:32.120 You know, when I started to do my channel, I never expected that it would get a million subs... 00:04:32.300 --> 00:04:33.840 It- it's just incredible... 00:04:33.840 --> 00:04:37.920 I don't know, I'm just so appreciative of all your support and... 00:04:38.300 --> 00:04:39.260 The fact that we... 00:04:39.260 --> 00:04:40.480 This really shows it. 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:44.340 In one plaque. This plaque means so much... 00:04:45.100 --> 00:04:46.380 It's not just a plaque... 00:04:47.420 --> 00:04:48.600 It's a statement. 00:04:49.660 --> 00:04:51.520 And that statement is - 00:04:52.540 --> 00:04:54.440 Jacksepticeye is a little bitch!.. 00:04:54.780 --> 00:04:55.420 *laughs* 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:57.060 I'm sorry. 00:04:57.500 --> 00:04:58.360 This is too funny. 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:01.760 It makes me so- makes me- It makes me genuinely happy. 00:05:02.020 --> 00:05:04.920 So yeah, let me now what the other channels we should make next time :D 00:05:05.580 --> 00:05:08.060 And I'll see you, Bros, in the next video. 00:05:08.280 --> 00:05:09.000 As always, 00:05:10.460 --> 00:05:12.140 Stay- stay- stay awesome... 00:05:12.640 --> 00:05:13.460 Septipliers :D 00:05:13.460 --> 00:05:33.480 *Outro music*