WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:01.480 I prayed every night... 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:06.300 Please Youtube! 00:00:07.860 --> 00:00:08.360 Please... 00:00:09.860 --> 00:00:12.900 (notice me...) 00:00:12.920 --> 00:00:14.920 Please send me golden play button. 00:00:16.420 --> 00:00:18.420 I've been a-- I've been a good boy 00:00:18.420 --> 00:00:20.600 I got a lot of subscribers, you know, YouTube... 00:00:21.440 --> 00:00:22.940 YOU REALLY OUGHTA FUCKING NOTICE ME! 00:00:23.360 --> 00:00:24.860 I'M THE BIGGEST CHANNEL! 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:27.600 WHY DONT I HAVE A GOLDEN PLAY BUT-TON?! 00:00:28.720 --> 00:00:29.880 My numbers kept growing... 00:00:30.300 --> 00:00:31.940 from millions to ten millions... 00:00:32.540 --> 00:00:35.920 And I thought at least I give a-- give a- get a diamond play button. 00:00:36.080 --> 00:00:37.120 BUT WHO CARES? 00:00:37.120 --> 00:00:39.300 WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT A DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON, 00:00:39.900 --> 00:00:41.440 WHEN YOU CAN HAVE GOLD!? 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:43.400 Where do I put this down dammit!? 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:45.920 All these channels that abuse their play button... 00:00:46.580 --> 00:00:47.980 They'll cut it in half... 00:00:48.340 --> 00:00:49.400 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:52.380 They'll smash it with a hydraulic press... 00:00:55.120 --> 00:00:55.620 Well... 00:00:57.100 --> 00:00:58.220 I finally got it. 00:00:58.800 --> 00:00:59.820 I got my play button... 00:01:00.940 --> 00:01:02.560 And-- we all know... 00:01:03.180 --> 00:01:04.620 What happened that day... 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:07.920 When the Fire Nation attacked...-- Sorry, 00:01:08.380 --> 00:01:09.460 Just when I got my play button. 00:01:09.880 --> 00:01:10.800 IT'S FUCKING BROKEN! 00:01:11.340 --> 00:01:13.700 Congrats for surpassing one million... 00:01:14.180 --> 00:01:16.960 OH, THAT'S COOL! THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO!! 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:19.000 GIVE ME 44 OF THESE! 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:20.220 It was broken... 00:01:22.480 --> 00:01:23.460 Just like my heart. 00:01:23.460 --> 00:01:25.540 It was to hard for me to deal with... 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:27.860 And I had to sell it. 00:01:28.980 --> 00:01:30.680 I had to sell my golden play button... 00:01:31.260 --> 00:01:32.720 To a random stranger. 00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:36.700 00:01:40.940 --> 00:01:44.300 Today, it all CHANGES! 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:45.940 I got package... 00:01:46.440 --> 00:01:47.300 From YouTube. 00:01:48.160 --> 00:01:48.820 Let's look... 00:01:54.220 --> 00:01:55.000 OHHHHHHH! 00:01:55.520 --> 00:01:57.460 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 00:01:58.180 --> 00:01:58.680 YES! 00:01:59.940 --> 00:02:00.440 Finally... 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:02.720 Finally! 00:02:03.420 --> 00:02:04.820 Fi-- *coughs* 00:02:05.320 --> 00:02:06.440 FINALLY, IT'S HERE! 00:02:07.240 --> 00:02:08.840 Aw, I'm so happy! 00:02:09.300 --> 00:02:09.800 Wait... 00:02:11.620 --> 00:02:12.500 The fuck is this? 00:02:15.160 --> 00:02:16.440 PewDiePie!? 00:02:18.340 --> 00:02:18.840 What-- 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.260 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS? 00:02:24.900 --> 00:02:26.280 THAT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED! 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:27.480 Hey Romanian! 00:02:27.940 --> 00:02:29.740 Five pounds and it's yours. 00:02:32.480 --> 00:02:35.440 Well... you know what? 20 will be just fine. 00:02:35.640 --> 00:02:36.860 Thank you, Romanian. 00:02:37.700 --> 00:02:38.360 Good bye. 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:41.060 I don't ever wanna see that fucking thing again. 00:02:41.720 --> 00:02:42.360 Disgusting. 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:43.780 Wait... 00:02:45.200 --> 00:02:45.760 What is this? 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:51.000 No... 00:02:52.220 --> 00:02:53.060 Could it be? 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:54.680 *gasp* 00:02:55.460 --> 00:02:57.860 Another package from YouTube! 00:03:00.440 --> 00:03:01.180 Can't reach... 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:03.120 Please... 00:03:04.020 --> 00:03:05.200 Please let it be the one... 00:03:05.920 --> 00:03:06.420 Ohh-- 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:09.460 Ohhh-- Ohhhhhhhh! 00:03:10.260 --> 00:03:13.600 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:14.360 YES! 00:03:16.320 --> 00:03:16.820 Yes... 00:03:17.940 --> 00:03:18.500 Ahhh 00:03:19.620 --> 00:03:20.120 YES! 00:03:20.900 --> 00:03:21.940 If you work hard... 00:03:22.340 --> 00:03:24.580 And if you create a second channel, 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:26.920 and bitch enough to YouTube about it, 00:03:27.700 --> 00:03:30.080 you will actually get another one. 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:33.860 Jack SepticEye2... 00:03:34.740 --> 00:03:36.000 My favorite channel. 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:37.180 Ahhh. 00:03:37.520 --> 00:03:39.100 I've been subscribed... 00:03:39.500 --> 00:03:41.380 Since the very beginning. 00:03:41.820 --> 00:03:45.320 Such a big fan of Jack SepticEye2. It's such a great channel... 00:03:45.940 --> 00:03:47.880 It's just such a great fuckin' channel. 00:03:48.760 --> 00:03:51.920 Ohh I see my own face in it, and it's beautiful... 00:03:52.160 --> 00:03:54.400 Ohhh, you Irish piece of shit. 00:03:54.880 --> 00:03:57.340 This is going... S-- Right here, 00:03:57.560 --> 00:04:00.480 Where everyone can see it. 00:04:00.940 --> 00:04:03.120 That looks really nice. 00:04:03.740 --> 00:04:09.360 That's gonna be in all my videos now, how about that JackSepticEye? 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:10.920 I forgot what this video was about... 00:04:11.200 --> 00:04:13.140 Umm, we got a golden play button-- Finally. 00:04:13.600 --> 00:04:16.240 The golden play button that we deserve! 00:04:16.980 --> 00:04:18.480 I've never felt this empowered as a woman... 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:20.000 I wanna thank all my viewers... 00:04:20.660 --> 00:04:21.960 All my SepticEyes... 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:24.840 Without your support, I could never have done this... 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:26.900 It means the world to me. 00:04:27.420 --> 00:04:32.040 You know, when I started doing my channel, I never expected that it would get a million subs. 00:04:32.260 --> 00:04:33.620 It-- It's just incredible. 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:36.760 I don't know, I-- I'm just so-- Appreciative of all your support... 00:04:37.140 --> 00:04:37.640 And... 00:04:38.460 --> 00:04:40.700 The fact that we-- This really shows it... 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:44.440 In one plaque-- This plaque means so much 00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:46.340 It's not just a plaque. 00:04:47.420 --> 00:04:48.660 It's a statement... 00:04:49.660 --> 00:04:51.260 And that statement is... 00:04:52.520 --> 00:04:55.240 JackSepticEye is a little bitch. 00:04:56.400 --> 00:04:57.320 I'm sorry, 00:04:57.600 --> 00:05:01.620 This is too funny. It makes me so-- it makes me-- it makes me genuinely happy. 00:05:01.620 --> 00:05:04.660 So yeah, let me know what other channels we should make next! 00:05:05.180 --> 00:05:08.420 And I'll see you bros in the next video. 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:13.520 As always, stay-- Stay-- Stay awesome, Septipliers...