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Nagdarasal ako tuwing gabi...

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Pakiusap, Youtube.

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Pakiusap.

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♪ "Napansin ako"

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Pakiusap, bigyan mo ako ng Gintong Play Button.

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Naging mabuti naman akong bata.

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Alam mo namang napakarami kong mga subscriber, Youtube.

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Kaya talagang dapat mo akong pansinin!

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Ako ang pinakamalaking tsanel!

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Bakit wala akong Gintong Play Button?

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Mas dumarami ang mga bilang ko.

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Mula milyon...

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Hanggang sampung milyon.

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At naisip ko kahit papano na dapat bigyan man lang ako ng Diyamanteng Play Button.

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Pero sinong may pake?

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Aanhin mo ang Diyamanteng Play Button kung magkakaroon ka ng ginto?

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San ko ba ibababa 'to, letse.

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Lahat ng mga tsanel na inaabuso nila ang kanilang Play Button,

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'Yung hinahati nila.

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*sinasayang niyo 'yung play button!!*

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Sinisira nila gamit ang "hydraulic press".

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*ayoko nang makakita ng isa pang ganito*

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Gayunpaman

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Nakuha ko na rin, sa wakas.

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Nakuha ko na ang Play Button ko.

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Alam natin kung anong nangyari nung araw na 'yon...

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Nang sumalakay ang bansang apoy, este...

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Basta nung nakuha ko na 'yung Play Button ko.

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"SIRA 'TO T*NGINA!"

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"Pagbati sa paglampas mo ng isang milyon"

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"Ay, malupit!"

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"NANGYARI NA 'YON NUNG MGA NAKARAANG TAON!"

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"BIGYAN MO AKO NG 44 NA GANITO!"

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Yun ay sira.

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*Iyak mga bes*

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*bumubulong* Parang puso ko lang.

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Napakahirap para sa akin tanggapin.

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At kinailangan 'kong ibenta.

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Kinailangan kong ibenta ang Gintong Play Button ko sa isang hindi ko kilala.

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*Ang nakaraan...*

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*ganda ng buhok ni lola*

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Ngayon, lahat ay NAGBAGO!

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Nakakuha ako ng pakete.

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Mula sa Youtube.

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Ating suriin.

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*ITO'Y NAKAKASABIK*

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OOOH

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OOOOOH

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SA WAKAS!

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Sa w-

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Sa wakas.

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EUGHUGH

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Sa wakas, nandito na!

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O, napakasaya ko!

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Teka...

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Anong kag*guhan 'to?

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PewDiePie

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Ano?

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*NABWISIT*

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ANONG GAGAWIN KO DITO?!

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HINDI 'YAN 'YUNG GUSTO KO

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HOY TAGA-ROMANIA

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£5 (₱311), iyo na 'to.

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Alam mo,

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Alam mo, ayos na ako sa £20 (₱1,245). Salamat, taga-Romania.

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Michael: Sige, salamat.
Felix: Paalam.

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Ayaw ko nang makita muli 'yang t*nginang 'yan.

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Nakakadiri.

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Teka...

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Ano ito?

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*Ano naman kaya 'to? baka ibenta mo din*

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*Akin na lang kung ibebenta mo*

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Ito na ba...

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O

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Isa pang pakete galing Youtube!

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*Huminahon ka, Felix. Baka mabeast mode ka at ibenta mo nanaman 'yan*

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Di ko maabot.

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Pakiusap

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Pakiusap, sana ito na...

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O!

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*anong ingay 'yun?*

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*orgasm?*

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*'di ko na sasabihin*

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Yes!

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Yes...

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*'yan nanaman*

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Yeeees!

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Kung nagtatrabaho ka nang may sikap,

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At kung gumawa ka ng pangalawang tsanel...

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At magpasaway ng sobra sa Youtube tungkol dito...

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Makukuha mo talaga ito. *biglang tawa*

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Jack Septiceye2

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Ang paborito kong tsanel.

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Naka-subscribe na ako,

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Sa simula pa lang.

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Ako ay isang napakalaking tagahanga ni Jack Septiceye2. Napakahusay na tsanel.

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Basta, napakahusay na tsanel.

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O, nakikita ko sarili kong mukha dito, napakaganda!

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Oooh, t*ngina mo kang taga-Irlanda ka.

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Ilalagay ko 'to dito. Kung saan makikita ito ng lahat!

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Ayos talagang tignan!

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Makikita na ito sa lahat ng mga bidyo ko ngayon. Ano kaya kung ganon, Jacksepticeye?

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Nakalimutan ko kung tungkol saan itong bidyo na ito.

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Umm...

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Nakuha na natin ang Gintong Play Button. Sa wakas, ang Gintong Play Button na karapat-dapat mapasa-atin.

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Hindi ko pa naramdamang lumakas bilang isang babae. *wtf*

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Nais kong magpasalamat sa lahat ng aking mga manonood. *Walang anuman*

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Lahat ng aking mga "Septiceyes".

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Kung 'di dahil sa suporta niyo, hindi ko ito magagawa.

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Nangangahulugan ito ng buong mundo sa akin.

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*kunware umiiyak*

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Alam mo, nung sinimulan ko ang tsanel ko, hindi ko inasahan na magkakaroon 'to ng isang milyong subs.

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Hindi lang ako makapaniwala.

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Ewan ko, basta ikinalulugod ko ang lahat ng suporta niyo at

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Ang katotohanan na ating...

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Pinapakita talaga nito 'yon.

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Sa iisang plaka. Itong plaka ay nangangahulugan nang sobra.

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Hindi 'to basta basta isang plaka.

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Ito'y isang pahayag.

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At ang pahayag na 'yon ay...

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Si Jacksepticeye ay isang p*ta!

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*mapagbirong tawa*

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Paumanhin.

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Masyado itong nakakatawa.

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Napapasaya ako nito sa totoo lang.

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Kaya iyon... ipaalam niyo sa akin kung anong tsanel naman ang gagawan natin sa susunod.

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At magkikita tayo bros, sa susunod na bidyo.

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Palagi,

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*dinilaan ang kamao*

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Manatiling astig.

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Mga "Septipliers".

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*musika*

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*musika ulit*

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*bwisit itong kapsyon, daming dinagdag*

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*basta musika*

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*musika*

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*namimiss ko 'yung Birdabo*

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*musika*

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*musika*

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*musika*

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*wakas*