WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hr 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.640 Molio sam se svaku večer.. 00:00:05.320 --> 00:00:06.320 Molim te YouTube, 00:00:07.880 --> 00:00:08.840 molim te.. 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:15.060 Molim te, pošalji mi zlatni Play button.. 00:00:16.020 --> 00:00:17.860 Bio sa.. bio sam dobar dječak.. 00:00:18.360 --> 00:00:20.540 Imam mnogo pretplatnika, znaš YouTube? 00:00:21.740 --> 00:00:23.280 Stvarno me trebaš primjetiti! 00:00:23.400 --> 00:00:24.720 Ja sam najveći kanal! 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:27.640 Zašto još nemam zlatni Play button? 00:00:29.040 --> 00:00:32.340 Moji pregledi su rasli, od milijuna do 10 milijuna. 00:00:33.180 --> 00:00:36.080 I mislio sam da ću dati- da ću- da ću dobiti barem dijamantni Play button! 00:00:36.360 --> 00:00:39.660 Ali koga je stvarno briga za dijamantni Play button? 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:41.880 Kada možeš imati zlatni? 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.000 Gdje ću ovo spustit', k vragu.. 00:00:44.040 --> 00:00:46.200 Svi ovi kanali uništavaju svoj Play button.. 00:00:46.480 --> 00:00:48.040 Izrezat' će ga na pola.. 00:00:48.040 --> 00:00:49.800 *tužna glazba* 00:00:50.400 --> 00:00:52.680 Zgniječit' će ga s hidrauličnom prešom.. 00:00:55.040 --> 00:00:56.240 Pa, 00:00:57.260 --> 00:00:58.440 Napokon sam ga dobio. 00:00:58.720 --> 00:00:59.900 Dobio sam svoj Play button. 00:01:02.100 --> 00:01:04.600 I... svi znamo što se desilo tog dana. 00:01:05.580 --> 00:01:07.580 Kada je 'firenation' napala.. pardon. 00:01:07.940 --> 00:01:09.720 Baš kada sam dobio svoj Play button. 00:01:09.720 --> 00:01:11.400 SLOMLJEN JE! 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:13.980 "Čestitke na prelasku milijun pretplatnika" 00:01:13.980 --> 00:01:15.000 Hej, to je cool, 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:16.640 To se DOGODILO PRIJE NEKOLIKO GODINA! 00:01:16.900 --> 00:01:18.900 DAJ JOŠ 44 OVAKVA! 00:01:19.320 --> 00:01:20.580 Bilo je slomljeno... 00:01:20.580 --> 00:01:21.900 *tužna glazba se nastavlja* 00:01:22.060 --> 00:01:23.900 ..Baš kao i moje srce. 00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:25.640 Bilo je preteško to podnijeti.. 00:01:26.460 --> 00:01:28.000 I morao sam ga prodati. 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:32.620 Morao sam ga prodati nekom STRANCU! (jadničak) 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:34.920 *u prošlom videu* 00:01:41.340 --> 00:01:44.420 Danas se sve to MIJENJA! 00:01:44.900 --> 00:01:46.900 Dobio sam paket od YouTube-a. 00:01:47.960 --> 00:01:49.800 Da vidimo... 00:01:53.080 --> 00:01:55.080 OOOO! 00:01:55.120 --> 00:01:57.120 OOOO 00:01:57.900 --> 00:01:59.100 Da! 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:01.100 Napokon.. 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:03.360 Napokon.. 00:02:03.360 --> 00:02:05.040 *pretjeran kašalj* 00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:06.500 Napokon je ovdje! 00:02:07.260 --> 00:02:09.260 Tako sam sretan! 00:02:09.260 --> 00:02:10.640 *tiše* stani.. 00:02:10.820 --> 00:02:12.820 Što je ovo? 00:02:14.340 --> 00:02:16.340 "PewDiePie"? 00:02:18.220 --> 00:02:19.740 Što? 00:02:21.160 --> 00:02:23.160 Što ću da radim s ovim? 00:02:24.720 --> 00:02:26.400 To nije ono što sam htio! 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:27.800 Hej, Rumunjanine! 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:29.400 5 funti, i tvoje je. 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:30.900 "U reeeedu..." 00:02:30.900 --> 00:02:32.600 "Imam 20?" 00:02:34.380 --> 00:02:36.380 Znaš što? 20 će biti dovoljno, hvala Rumunjanine. 00:02:37.200 --> 00:02:39.200 "U redu, hvala!" Zdravo. 00:02:39.300 --> 00:02:41.020 Ne želim više to da vidim. 00:02:41.480 --> 00:02:42.560 Odvratno. 00:02:43.060 --> 00:02:44.040 Čekaj.. 00:02:44.440 --> 00:02:46.440 Što je ovo? 00:02:51.960 --> 00:02:53.960 Da li je moguće? 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:54.900 Oh. 00:02:54.900 --> 00:02:57.440 Još jedan paket od YouTube-a?! 00:03:00.020 --> 00:03:01.520 Ne mogu dohvatiti.. 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:03.280 Molim te.. 00:03:04.020 --> 00:03:05.760 Molim te da je to ono što tražim.. 00:03:07.640 --> 00:03:09.640 OOOOOOOOOO! 00:03:09.720 --> 00:03:12.500 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 00:03:13.580 --> 00:03:14.880 DA! 00:03:16.200 --> 00:03:17.420 da... 00:03:19.500 --> 00:03:20.460 DA! 00:03:20.600 --> 00:03:22.500 Ako naporno radiš, 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:24.560 I ako stvoriš drugi kanal, 00:03:25.020 --> 00:03:27.020 i dovoljno dosađuješ YouTube-u o njemu, 00:03:28.100 --> 00:03:30.100 ti ćeš stvarno dob- *smije se* 00:03:31.980 --> 00:03:33.980 "Jack Septiceye2" 00:03:34.760 --> 00:03:36.760 Moj najdraži kanal. 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:41.400 Bio sam pretpalćen od samog početka. 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:45.420 Tako sam velik obožavatelj Jack Septiceye2, tako je dobar kanal. 00:03:45.880 --> 00:03:47.880 Stvarno je tako dobar kanal. 00:03:47.880 --> 00:03:49.320 *zvuk ljubavi prema kanalu Jack Septiceye2* 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:52.080 Mogu vidjeti svoje lice ovdje i predivno je. 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:54.560 O to Irsko go***. 00:03:55.340 --> 00:03:57.740 Ovo ide ovdje, 00:03:58.040 --> 00:04:00.240 gdje ga svatko može vidjeti. 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:03.120 Izgleda baš lijepo. 00:04:04.160 --> 00:04:09.460 Ovo će biti u svakom video, što misliš o tome, JackSepticEye? 00:04:09.460 --> 00:04:11.380 Zaboravio sam temu ovog videa, ahh.. 00:04:11.380 --> 00:04:13.380 Napokon smo dobili zlatni Play button, 00:04:14.100 --> 00:04:16.560 zlatni Play button koji smo zaslužili. 00:04:16.960 --> 00:04:19.160 Nisam se nikada osjećao tako moćno kao žena. 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:21.940 Želim zahvaliti svim svojim gledaocima, svojim Septiceye-cima.. 00:04:22.300 --> 00:04:24.540 Bez vas ne bih mogao ovo postići. 00:04:24.840 --> 00:04:26.660 Ovo mi znači sve na svijetu. 00:04:26.660 --> 00:04:27.200 *zvuk prskanja* 00:04:27.540 --> 00:04:32.080 Znate, kad sam tek počeo, nisam slutio da ću dobiti milijun pretplatnika. 00:04:32.080 --> 00:04:33.940 To je stvarno čudesno. 00:04:34.100 --> 00:04:37.260 Ne znam, ja sam stvarno zahvalan za sve, 00:04:38.620 --> 00:04:42.100 i ovo samo pokazuje, 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:44.740 ovaj plak mi toliko znači.. 00:04:45.180 --> 00:04:47.180 To nije samo plak.. 00:04:47.180 --> 00:04:48.560 Ovo je izjava. 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:51.160 Ta izjava je: 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:54.560 JackSepticEye je mala p****. 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:55.700 *smije se* 00:04:55.700 --> 00:04:57.580 Oprostite.. 00:04:57.580 --> 00:04:58.360 Ovo je presmiješno.. 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:02.100 Ovo m- ovo me čini stvarno sretnim. 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:05.080 I da, recite mi koji ću sljedeći kanal stvoriti *smije se* 00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:08.020 I vidjet' ću vas Bros, u sljedećem videu. 00:05:08.020 --> 00:05:09.580 Kao uvijek, 00:05:09.580 --> 00:05:10.320 *liže ruku* 00:05:10.860 --> 00:05:13.740 Ostanite super, Septiplajci. 00:05:14.460 --> 00:05:19.040 *kraj*