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Molio sam se svake noći

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Molim te, YouTube

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Molim te

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primeti me

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Molim te, pošalji mi Zlatno Play Dugme

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Bio sam... Bio sam dobar dečak.

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Imam dosta pratilaca, znaš, YouTube...

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Primeti me više, jebote!

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Ja sam najveći kanal!

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Zašto nemam Zlatno Play Dugme?!

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Moji brojevi rastu

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od milion

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do desetine miliona

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I mislio sam da ću bar dati... dam... da ću bar dobiti Dijamantsko Play Dugme!

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Ali koga briga?!

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Koga briga za Dijamantsko Play Dugme kad možeš da imaš ZLATNO?! /istina/

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Gde da spustim ovo koji đavo...

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Svi oni kanali koji uništavaju svoje Play Dugme...

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Seku ga na pola

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/ovo je prenasilno/

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Smrskavaju ga hidrauličnom presom...

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/prestanite s ovim mučenjem/

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pa...

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Najzad sam ga dobio.

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Dobio sam svoje Play Dugme.

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Svi znamo šta se desilo tog dana...

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Kada je vatrena nacija napala... Izvinite.

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Kad sam dobio svoje Play Dugme.

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JEBENO JE SLOMLJENO!!!

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Čestitamo na dostizanju jednog miliona...

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O, TO JE KUL!

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TO JE BILO PRE NEKOLIKO GODINA!

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DAJ MI 44 KOMADA!

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Bilo je slomljeno...

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/depresija/

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Baš kao moje srce.

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Bilo mi je previše teško da se nosim s tim...

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I morao sam da ga prodam.

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Morao sam da prodam svoje Zlatno Play Dugme strancu...

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/tragedija se nastavlja/

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/ali ta kosa/

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Danas... sve se... MENJA!

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Dobio sam paket

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od Jutjuba

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HAJDE DA POGLEDAMO

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/najdramatičniji momenat u životu/

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Oooo

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Ooooo oooooo

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DAAA

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Naj...

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Najzad...

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uaaaaaaaaha

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Najzad je ovde!

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Tako sam srećan!

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Ček...

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Šta je ovo, jebote?

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Pjudipaj

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ŠTA

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/TRIGGERED/

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ŠTA DA RADIM S OVIM?!

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TO NIJE ONO KOJE SAM HTEO

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EJ, RUMUN

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Pet funti i tvoje je.

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Pa...

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Znaš šta, 20 će odgovarati, hvala, Rumun.

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Majkl: Ok, hvala. Felix: Zbogom.

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Ne želim nikad više da vidim tu jebenu stvar...

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ODVRATNO

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ček...

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Šta je ovo?

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/u, ovo je interesantno/

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/šta je to koji đavo/

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Može li biti...

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OOO

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Još jedan paket od Jutjuba!

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/ludi/

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Ne mogu da dohvatim...

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Molim te,

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Molim te nek bude ono pravo...

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Oh!

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/stenje/

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/preuzbuđen/

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/pobedničko stenjanje/

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DAAA

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Da!

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/stenje i dalje/

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DAAA

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Ako radiš mnogo...

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I ako napraviš drugi kanal...

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I kukaš dovoljno Jutjubu o njemu...

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Zapravo ćeš ga dobiti. *crkava od smeha*

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Jack Septiceye dva

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Moj omiljeni kanal.

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Pratim ga

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od samog početka.

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Ogroman fan Jack-a Septiceye-a Dva, tako dobar kanal... /slažem se/

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*strastveno šapuće* To je tako dobar jebeni kanal...

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*ljubi* O, vidim svoje lice u njemu i PRELEPO JE!

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Ooo, irsko govno! :D

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Ovo ide ovde gde će svi moći da ga vide!

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Izgleda baš lepo.

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Ima da bude u svim mojim videima od sada, ŠTA MISLIŠ O TOME JACK SEPTICEYE?!

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Zaboravio sam o čemu je ovaj video...

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Am...

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Dobili smo Zlatno Play Dugme, najzad, Zlatno Play Dugme koje ZASLUŽUJEMO!

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Nikad se nisam osećao ovako moćno kao žena.

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Hoću da zahvalim svim svojim gledaocima (nema na čemu :D )

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svim svojim Septiceye-ima

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Nikad ne bih uradio ovo bez vaše podrške.

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Ovo mi mnogo znači.

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/lažira suze/

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Znate, kad sam počeo s kanalom, nikada nisam očekivao da će dobiti milion pratilaca...

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To je... To je neverovatno...

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Ne znam, mnogo cenim vašu podršku i...

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činjenica da smo...

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Ovim se to zaista vidi.

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Jednom pločom. Ova ploča mi zaista mnogo znači...

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To nije samo ploča...

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To je potvrda. /ovo postaje napeto/

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Potvrda da...

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Jackseptineye je pička!

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*smeje se*

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Izvinite.

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Ovo je previše smešno.

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Čini me, čini me, čini me iskreno srećnim.

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I, da, javite mi koje još kanale da napravimo sledeći put.

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I, vidimo se, Bros, u sledećem videu.

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Kao i uvek,

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*liže pesnicu*

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ost, ost, ostanite najbolji...

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Septicplieri :D

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