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我每晚都祈禱

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唔該Youtube

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唔該你

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唔該 寄黃金播放器比我

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我 我一直都係個好孩子

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我有好多訂閱者 你知道嗎? youtube

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你到底要點先會留意我

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我是最大的頻道

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點解我沒有黃金播放器

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我的訂閱人數一直上升

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從一百萬

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到一千萬

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然後我諗我至少會有個鑽石播放器

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但誰在乎

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當你有黃金播放器
誰真的在意鑽石播放器

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我要將佢放邊? 該死的

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所有的頻道都在虐待他們的播放器

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例如 切成一半

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他們用水壓你將佢壓扁

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你知道嗎？

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我終於拿到

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我拿到我的播放器

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我們都知道那天發生咩事

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當火族發動攻擊 對唔住

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只是當我拿到我的播放器時

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佢他媽的爛了

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恭喜你達成一百萬

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噢 好正

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幾年前已經發生

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比44個比我

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佢爛左

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就好似我個心咁

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這令我太難受

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然後我需要賣左佢

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我需要賣我的黃金播放器給陌生人

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今日  一切都改變

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有個包裹

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來自youtube

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一齊黎睇下

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哦

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哦 哦

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YAS

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終...

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終於...

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終於到了

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噢 我好開心

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等陣

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物撚黎架

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PewDiePie

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等陣

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我要依個做咩

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這個唔係我想要的

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嘿 羅馬尼亞人

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5蚊英鎊 就是你的

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好我有20 英鎊

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咁 你知道嗎？ 20英鎊都冇所謂
多謝你 羅馬尼亞人

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M: 好 多謝 P: 再見

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我甚至唔想再見到佢

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嘔心

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等陣

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咩黎架

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有可能嗎

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噢

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另一個來自youtube的包裹

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碰唔到

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唔該

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唔該 令佢成為那一個

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哦

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YEEES

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YES

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如果你努力

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然後建立第二個頻道

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然後婊子都足夠令youtube知道

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你會真的攞到

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Jack Septiceye 2

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我最愛的頻道

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我一直都有訂閱

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從一開始

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我真是Jack Septiceye 2的大粉絲 真是個好好的頻道

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真是個好好的頻道

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噢我可以從入面看到自已個樣   真係太靚

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噢 你個愛爾蘭垃圾

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這個要放在這裡 比所有人睇到

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看落真係好好

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現在佢會出現在我每部影片
你覺得點 JACKSEPTICEYE

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忘記了這部影片是為了什麼

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嗯...

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我們攞到黃金播放器 終於
這個黃金播放器  我們值得的

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我從未試過好似女人咁

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我想多謝我所有的訂閱者

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我所有的Septiceyes

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我意思是我的世界

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你知道嗎 當我開始我的頻道
我從未期望過會有100萬個訂閱者

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只是太神奇

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我唔知 我只是太感激你們所有的支持

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這個事實就是

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這代表了一切

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一個牌匾  這個牌匾意義重大

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不只是一個牌匾

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是個聲明

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這個聲明是

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Jacksepticeye 是個小婊子

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我很抱歉

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太好笑了

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這令我 令我真的太開心了

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所以 比我知下次我們應該另外開什麼頻道

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然後 兄弟們 我們下部影片見

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好似平日咁

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保 保持 保持讚

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