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我每晚都在祈禱...

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拜託你，YouTube...

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拜託你...

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/注意我~/

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拜託，寄給我黃金播放按鍵...

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我.. 我一直都是個乖孩子

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YouTube，你知道嗎，我有很多訂閱者

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你到底要怎樣才會他媽的注意到我?

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我是訂閱人數最多的頻道耶

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為什麼我沒有黃金播放按鈕?!

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我的訂閱數字持續飆升

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從100萬...

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到1000萬耶

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我以為我至少會得到類似鑽石的播放按鍵

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但誰在乎啊?!

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當你真的拿到黃金播放按鈕，誰還在乎那個鑽石按鈕啊?

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我要放在哪裡啊，該死...

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其他頻道都會虐待他們的播放按鈕...

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好比說，弄成一半...

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(這太暴力啦 > < )

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他們用水壓器把它壓爛

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(請停止這樣行為啊 > <\\\)

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你知道嗎?

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我終於拿到了

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我拿到我的播放按鍵

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我們都知道那天發生了什麼事...

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當火族發動攻擊... 抱歉

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反正就是那時候我拿到了我的播放按鍵

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但卻他媽的壞掉了!!

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恭喜你達成了100萬啊...

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喔，這真的是太酷了!

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早在就該發生了

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給我44個這個!!!

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但它壞了 т_т

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(傷心)

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(低語) 就像我的心

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這讓我太難以承受了...

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所以我就只好把它賣掉

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我得賣掉我的黃金播放按鍵給隨便一個陌生人...

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不過今天呢... 一切... 都要改變啦!

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我拿到了來自

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YouTube的包裹

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我們拆開來看

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喔

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Ooooh

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耶屎

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終...

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終於啊...

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呃赫

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終於到啦!!

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喔，我真的好高興!  :D

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糾多馬茶!

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這他媽的是什麼啊?

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屁弟派

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什麼鬼?

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我要這個做什麼?!

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這不是我想要的啊!

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嘿，羅馬尼亞人 (?)

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-你只要付我5英鎊(約新臺幣200元)，這就你的了  -好...喔，ㄟ，我有20英鎊耶(約新臺幣800元)

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呃

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那這樣的話，其實20英鎊我也很樂意收，謝謝你啊，羅馬尼亞人

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-好喔，謝謝你  -再見

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我不想再看到它那張噁爛的面孔!

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覺得噁心!

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等等

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這是什麼啊?

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(好喔，就讓我們繼續看下去)

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(他媽的到底是什麼啊?!)

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難道是...?

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喔

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另一個YouTube的包裹!

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碰不到

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拜託

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拜託，拜託給我那個...

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哦!

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(喊叫聲)

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(太興奮啦，到底是啥呢?)

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(勝利的滋味，我來了!!?)

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耶屎

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太爽了!

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(叫喊)

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太爽啦~~

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如果你很努力...

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然後你開了第2個頻道...

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然後夠婊到讓YouTube知道...

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那你就可以再拿到另外一個! (笑得多燦爛)

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Jack Septiceye 2

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我最愛的頻道耶

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我從一開始

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就一直有在訂閱

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我是Jack Septiceye2的超級死忠粉絲

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這真的是個他媽的超級無敵讚的頻道...

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(親) 喔，我還可以透過反射看到自己的臉耶，我也太帥了吧

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喔，你這愛爾蘭的爛東西 :D

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這是要放在這裡，大家都看得到

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這看起來真的很讚! (這是瑞典設計的耶，老兄= = )

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這會出現在我的每一部影片裡，Jack Septiceye，你覺得怎麼樣?

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差點忘了這部影片的目的是什麼了

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呃恩...

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終於啊，我們終於拿到黃金播放按建，值得我們拿到的黃金播放按建!!

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我從來沒有以一個女人的身分備受肯定

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我想感謝我所有的訂閱者

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還有我的Septiceyes

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沒有你們的支持，我真的不可能辦得到

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這就是我的全世界

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(噴灑假眼淚)

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你們知道嗎? 我一開始我的頻道的時候，我從來都沒想過有一天能超過100萬的訂閱人數

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真的是太神奇了...

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我不知道，我只是太感謝你們對我的支持...

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然後事實就是...

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這代表著一切

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一個獎牌，而這獎牌意義真的深遠而重大

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這不僅僅只是個獎牌...

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這是一種聲明 (感覺快哭了...TAT...)

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這個聲明就是...

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Jacksepticeye是個小婊子! ...

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(笑)

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對不起哈哈

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這太好笑了

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這真的讓我太...讓我...太由衷地感到高興

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所以沒有錯的，這也讓我知道下次應該做其他什麼樣的頻道 :D

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好啦，兄弟們，我們下一部影片再見啦

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像往常一樣

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(舔)

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保..保..保持完美...

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Septipliers :D

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