Hey, how's it going, bros!
My name is Pewdiepie!
Today is a very crazy day
I didn't think this day would happen
You read the title
The Last Guardian
I get to play it
ooooooh
aha haha
ahhh!
Hey, I just needed to say that I've been given this Last -- The Last Guar-- The Last Guardian.
I've been given it access early
According to US guidelines, I am required to say that.
Thank you
We did this, The Shadow of the Colossus on this channel
It's one of my favorite games
This is made by the same creator
They announced this game, I don't know how long ago.
I pre-ordered this game, back when I was still in Sweden.
About 6 years ago
And I want my 50 Swedish Kronor back, thank you very much!
I'm gonna go back to that GameStop
I remember your smug ass face GameStop guy!
But regardless!
It's okay, It's okay, It's okay
I'm here
I get to play The Last Guardian
I'm so fucking excited
I say that a lot
When I play a game that I'm really excited about
But this one, has to be the top one
So far
I've been refusing to watch any gameplay footage of this
Cause I just want the real experience
And I don't know, let's just get into the game
I'm just so fucking pumped
Jesus Christ!
That's a hippo-potta-potamus
I think...
Yep
I wasn't expecting this!
Oh that's just...
I think that's Edgar as a fetus...?
Great
What!
Ohhhh! Ohoho!
[breathes deeply]
Jesus!
Shadow of the Colossus is one of those games that,
even if you play it today,
it still hasn't aged.
I mean obviously it has aged
But it's still fucken awesome.
Alright
Here we go!
Alright, he went this way, but I kinda wanna explore
and learn the controls a lil bit
So...
I can trip over
which
seems like a useful feature
Oh it's sneaking
I'm fucken stupid
I can do a little jumpy-joo
[excited] Ahh, the controls are amazing!
The animations!
That's SO cool!
Like if I'll move the other way, he falls that way
And if I jump this way...
Ahh that's so cool!
I don't know how to explain it...
but...
The animations are really cool.
I'm told that the...
creator of the game is...
action animator himself
so it actually...
makes sense
I think I can get into it...
Aawh...
Hey
How you doing there, buddy?
Don't eat me, please!
It's a man-bear-bird...
[snickers]
Okay
Cool
We're best friends, right?
Alright
What're we doing?
What is he doing?
He pulled on the gate for me?
What are you do- ah!
Stop that!
What is he doing!?
Oh my God, it's like having Edgar!
What is your problem!
Jesus Christ!
[Trico yawns]
Alright, nice little burp there, thank you very much
Okay!
I guess he wants me to swing from it?
Let's go up here
This is so fucking cool!
Okay-- dude!
I was just about to jump on that!
What the hell is your prob--!
[splash]
Well, that didn't really work out, did it? Let's try that again
There we go!
Alright, I don't know why I struggled with that so much...
Don't touch it right now, please
That'd be really bad for me
Oh cool!
Alright! Here we go!
That's awesome!
Now don't die please
Whooo!
Yeay!
Alright!
Oh! Oh no!
I can't tell if he is with me or not!
He scares me!
That's all I know
Alright, let's go up here
What is this temple?
Marina Joyce is gonna come out!
"Pull Lever"
Okay
I can do that
[grunting] UGHHH!
AHHH!
AH!!!
I did that
I did that all by myself....
Thank you very, very much
Very proud of that little flame thing I did there
WHOA! JESUS, STOP!
Oh my God he really doesn't like...
Or does he...? [cry-laughing] I don't know...
I'm so scared!
It's beautiful
Why is he looking at me like:
"Spank me, Pewds."
Why do I always have to get sexual?
I'm sorry
Let's just keep playing
I don't wanna ruin this beautiful game
What if I jump on him?
Come on!
Jump on him!
Ohhhhhh! hoho!
Gr-Grab on buddy!
Alright!
I'm so scared!
Hold on!
Why aren't you my-- holding on!
Aw shit, I didn't grab on!
I'm so cute!
I look like a little Jacksepticeye
Alright, come down
Come down, buddy
Oh, Jesus Christ!
That thing is fucken huge
Alright, so I'm supposed to just jump on--
He's like, "What, what! What's that!?"
"Something's got my ass!"
Okay, here we go. Now I've grabbed onto him.
And I grab on...
by holding X
Now let's go, baby!
Up there!
Don't do this at home
Here we go!
Come on!
Come on, buddy!
He's got his tiny little wings! He's so cute!
There!
Ohhhh ohho!
Hoho!
Hey there, boy
Alright, I'm-- that's my stop, thank you very much
I'm outta here!
Jesus Christ
There we go, let go
Jump
Nailed it! Nailed it.
So easy. Not a problem...
Alright...
We're probably gonna lit something else, I imagine
Oh! We're going here. Okay, cool.
Don't need you
Bye!
Oh, another puzzle
I guess I'm supposed to jump over here
Oh dude
Jesus Christ, this scares the shit outta me
Do NOT fall
Whatever you do, do not fall
Okay, so...
We could jump there?
BAHHHH!
UGHH!
[relieved sigh]
Okay, we're fine! We're fine!
Everyone's fine.
Now! What we need to do is hang!
[wood creaking]
Oh god.
Are you fucking high, PlayStation?
What do you mean, "let go"?
What are you smoking?
I'm dead
Just walk it off...
Another lever here. Okay, great
I feel fantastic!
Those ass-burners really work.
Here we go, pull the lever!
I can do that.
[loud, heavy clunk]
Damn!
That one hasn't been pulled in a while.
Aaaand... The glowing lava one came down.
Fantastic!
Pick up the glowing lava
'Course. As you do.
Mama's stew I got here! Hahaha!
It's so cool, I love how I'm walking with it!
Hey buddy, I got ya some favorite snacks!
Some acid!
What do I do with this?!
Fuck it, let's...
Let's go up here with it.
Special delivery!
Maybe I'm supposed to let it go here?
I think I'm supposed to let it go.
Alright, don't spill the smurf juice!
C'mon...
I wanna open this.
There it is!
Throw it!
Huff! Bat-chup-BAH!
That's awesome...
The animation is amazing.
Aaand throw it!
Buh-da, buh-da, BAH!
Shit, that didn't really work out.
Alright.
Aw, shit! The smurf juice!
NO! No!
Oh my God, are you fucken high?
Jesus Chri-- I'm so bad at this game.
I realize this is probably painful.
I'm trying my best. Just know that I'm trying my best.
Alright, I got the smurf juice!
Ah, you want the smurf juice?
I know you love smurf juice!
Who wants the smurf juice?
CATCH!
[Trico whimpers]
Aw! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
I didn't know!
Alright, here I come
WHOOHOO!
Aw man, that's SO cool
Ah, it reminds me of climbing the Colossus.
It's cool.
Alright, we have this here now.
What is he doing with it? He's curious about it.
You like it?
You like smurf juice?
What's he gonna do?
He's grabbing it.
No? Sorta...
What are you-- Don't pet my smurf juice!
What is he doing?
[Trico sneezes]
OOOOHOHOHOHO! Jesus!
Do you like it?
[Trico sneezes]
[laughing] Stop sneezing!
I think he might be allergic of smurf juice.
Alright, mine-- No!
Mine-- No! MINE.
Stop.
STOP.
Mine. Stop.
No, go away.
Now! We're gonna--
Oh! We're gonna put the smurf juice here!
And that's gonna open the gate!
Of course.
Shit, wrong button.
Okay.
Hang the pot.
Oh it's just a pot.
It wasn't smurf juice.
Disappointment.
Is that enough for me to go through?
No it's not.
Come on, buddy
OH! He got it!
He got it!
C'mon, c'mon...
Please.
Please, don't eat the--
What are you doing?
Stop!
Bep! That's my chance-- OH! No!
Oh! Go go go!
Yes!
Yeah!
Fuck yeah!
[laughs triumphantly]
[metallic gate clangs]
Nailed it!
Maybe there's something I can do here.
Okay, I'll grip this.
[gate clangs distantly]
Hey, calm down, Abro!
That's not his name.
I don't know his name.
[groans in effort]
Why am I doing this?
I don't know!
It doesn't matter!
Nailed it, nailed it.
Oh, shit. I can go in here!
Okay, cool.
Ooo! What do we have here?
A bucket of smurf juice!
[grunts in effort]
C'mon!
[grunts]
It's a stupid barrel--!
OH!
BARREL! [laughs]
What is THIS?
Hey, buddy, look what I got!
That's right, your favorite-- [interrupted by Trico grumbling]
You want some?
Oh! Oh boy!
Hey buddy, look what I got.
You want this one.
You don't want that one.
C'mon, man, stop.
Stop. You gotta...
You got an addiction.
You got a problem.
Enough!
[shocked] Oh! Oh! Hey!
What are you doin'?!
No!
He just ATE IT!
Why did you do that?
No
What?!
I did all that just for him to eat it?
[in-game narration]
Ooooh...
That's interesting.
I like that way of storytelling.
So, yeah, they're giving me tips because I'm taking way too much fucking time.
Thanks, game, I appreciate it.
Ahhh, here we go!
Of cour-- OH! Jesus!
There it is!
Push, dammit!
Aw, there it is!
Push it more! C'mon.
Listen, I'm on it.
I think I-- [interrupted by narrator finishing quote]
I think I did it, but not really?
C'mon, buddy.
Aw, c'mon!
This way.
I love how excited I am.
[mimicking child's voice] This way! C'mon, buddy!
There's a yeti over here, I promise.
It's gonna be SUPER cool.
Okay, so I'm playing, like, kinda...
in the middle of the game, so a lot of stuff...
isn't explained.
So I'll blame that.
If I'm bad at the game, that's... That's not my fault.
Okay?
I'm supposed to know stuff.
I am climbing his butthole. I'm so sorry.
Oh, jeez.
Terrible idea.
Alright, well, fuck it.
Alright, we're through.
We're through, thank God.
Now.
I'm gonna take you up there.
There.
[mimicking the boy's command] "Ick-tooh."
C'mon, forward.
That means "forward" in Swedish.
Framåt för fan ["Forward for fuck"]
[speaking in Swedish]
C'mon, bud.
[Trico roars]
It's interesting how he may or may not listen to me.
It's just like Edgar.
[chuckles]
If you have a pet, this game will be very relatable.
Maybe I can just jump ahead.
Oh, of course.
That should have been obvious! Jesus!
Okay, what do we got here?
Oooh, the eyes.
Oooh!
Cool...
Hey! You made it, buddy!
[boy speaking in-game]
What's the matter?
Aaw, he's so cute!
He's transfixed and terrified of this artwork...
What should we do?
Well, it said "grab it," right?
I swear I saw "grab it."
I really like how it's not that straightforward
but it also makes it for me, well like, while I'm playing it
I'm just fucken terrible.
Nice lil' foot-bath here.
I think...
Dippin' my feet in the foot-bath.
I love to splash!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
It's... It's ancient artwork!
I'm not just gonna destroy it.
[glass shatters]
WHOA!
Jesus Christ!
Okay. Well, that, uh...
Took care of that, didn't it?
Alright, this one, uh, has spiky things on it
So I guess that works better?
Jesus Christ, lemme do that again!
[glass shatters]
HOOOOOOHOHOHOHO!
That's it, buddy, don't be scared!
Aaw, look, he's not scared anymore.
That's so cute.
Better now?
Aw, it's so cool!
Ooh man, that's fucken awesome.
Alright, now. Now.
Up there, please.
[mimicking boy's command] "Ya-di-too," please.
Oh, he's curious about it.
C'mon, buddy.
Ain't got time-- [interrupted by Trico grumbling]
He's like, "Oh, it was just fucking glass."
"Why didn't you tell me, Pewds?"
"The hell?"
Alright.
Oh! We both go in! Fantastic.
That's what I wanted.
You scared again?
Fine. I'll check it out.
I'll check it out, no worries.
Whohohoa!
Holy shit.
Oh my God!
This is cool.
This is really cool.
Okay.
He's coming too.
What are we doing here?
Holy crap...
This is incredible!
Look at that!
I'm SO glad I'm playing this game right now.
Okay.
How you doin', buddy?
Talk to me.
I know you don't like pots, so...
Fuck you.
Shit.
[laughs]
Okay, so these...
Uhh, have protection on them.
We can't kill 'em
Just yet.
I'm on it! Don't fall down, though! Jesus Christ...
Almost died.
What do we got here? Can I push this?
Probably.
Alright, away you go!
Off you go, now.
Stupid... Glass... Shit!
OOOOOH, bye-bye!!
HO!
OOOOH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
OHMYGOD!
OOOOOH MY GOD!
SHIT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
[laughs]
Well!
I didn't expect that to happen!
[laughing]
Oh man.
Alright, this time.
When I do it...
I am just gonna push it and get the fuck outta there!
Not be so fucken...
Maybe get a pair of shoes!
Okay, go go go go go go go go go!
[panicked] Ah-ah-ah-ah! BAH!
AGH, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shiiiiiit!
Ohhhhh, boy
We're fine!
Aaaand we're fine!
Could you lift me up, buddy? I don't think I could do it from here.
Okay. I think that's a yes?
C'mon, I need some help. Gimme a hand.
I love how he puts his hand there!
Such a cool detail!
I've never seen that in a game!
I know that sounds stupid, but c'mon, that's cool.
There it is, finally! C'mon, buddy.
C'mon. C'mon!
Aaaaaayyyy!
Whohohohoa!
Ho! Hey!
Don't-- Oooh! OOOH!
AAAAH!
[laughs delightedly]
Go go go go go go go!
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
Aaah! No! No no no no!
I need your help, buddy!
Aaw, fuck...
That would have been so epic...
He doesn't seem to give a shit about me at this point.
He's like, "Fuck you!"
"I'm out!"
You gotta give me some leverage to jump on!
Oh no, what is he doing? He's crazy!
Oh my God...
Okay, will you save me?
Oh God, he's coming here.
Oh God oh God.
Oh! Where is he...?
Promise to catch me.
Please.
Aww, he's so cuuuute...
Okay, alright.
You got me?
Promise you catch me?
Promise!
I don't trust this at ALL!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
PLEASE CATCH MEEE!
OOHHHH!
[relieved] Aaaaaah...
Oh my God. That is awesome.
Thanks!
I'm glad he bit my shirt and not my arm.
Alright! Cool!
Thanks! 'Preciate it!
Alright, we're almost across, buddy.
We're almost across.
I know you're scared of those...
Lil' weird things. Don't worry.
I got 'chu. Pewdiepie is here.
This thing seems stable...
as hell. Okay?
It's super stable.
Of course it's gonna...
Okay, drop down.
I know that might-- That seems terrifying, but drop down, please.
There it is.
I would never, ever, ever, ever do that
in real life.
Okay, now...
I think I need to push this.
No.
Hey, but it's--
Okay! Okay I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'll push this here.
It's a lil' hard.
Oh God! Oh God.
Oh God. I see what's gonna happen.
I see what's gonna happen.
'Kay, we push you off. It's gonna fall off right perfectly.
Bon voyage!
ALRIGHT! Bububububu-da-bah! Bu-da-bah! Bu-da-bah! Buh-da-bah!
See ya later!
Hey, can you save me again? That would be great.
Thank you.
[metallic clattering, wood crashing]
Whoops!
[crashing continues; Trico screeches]
[laughingly] It's SO cool.
You tru-- OH!
We gotta hurry up, I think!
Okay!
OOOOHOOH!
GRAB ME, BUDDY!
NO!
WHAT?!
No? Wha--?
Huh?
[gasps in realization] THE TAIL!
[laughing in relief]
Heeeeyyyy!
Oh my God!
That's awesome! No, this way!
Oh God, I gotta climb!
I'm still playing! Jesus Christ! C'MON!
OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
No! No. No. No. Please.
Jesus. C'mon, c'mon.
Oh!
Shit!
Shit.
Oooh!
Not part of the plan!
Aw!
Don't mind me!
Don't mine me, I'm on your leg.
Oh, c'mon, I gotta help him!
He's not gonna make it!
He need the smurf juice!
No, he's falling!!
Go!
Give him the keg!
Grab it, damnit!
Here!
Aw, shit shit shit shit!
OHH, there we go, we helped him!
Oh my God, this is stressing me the FUCK out.
There it is, I gotcha.
Now let's get the fuck outta here!
Whoa...
Hey!
We did it, buddy!
Don't worry, I'm climbing your armpit.
That...
was fucken amazing.
Whoo! What a rush!
What a fucken rush!
That was awesome.
Good job, buddy. You still scare me, okay?
But you did good.
And on that note...
I have to end that episode there.
Good job, Edgar.
You did nothing but sleep in my lap the whole time.
"What? Fuck you, man!"
"I could totally do that!"
"I could do that way better than he could."
"I would... NOT save your life!"
"And you could not make more shitty videos."
Anyway!
Last Guardian!
It's finally happening.
It's so cool to finally be playing it.
And it's so thrilling to play as well!
I really, really, really like it
and I can't wait to play more.
Obviously, let me know...
If you want to see more as well.
Thanks so much, I love you guys so much
and I'll see you all in the next one.
As always, stay awesome bros.