WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.840 What's the most popular game on Steam? 00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:03.580 "PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS"' 00:00:03.580 --> 00:00:06.140 Well it must be a great game then! 00:00:08.160 --> 00:00:10.340 it's the worst fucking game i've ever fucking play- 00:00:13.140 --> 00:00:20.240 so the goal of the game... is out of a 100 people to be the last man standing on this fucking island. 00:00:22.460 --> 00:00:23.440 alright, here we go. 00:00:25.740 --> 00:00:26.780 give me a gun 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:27.700 oh shit 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:28.260 oh shit 00:00:29.140 --> 00:00:30.700 no shit (giggle) 00:00:30.980 --> 00:00:32.020 don't shoot! D: 00:00:32.020 --> 00:00:33.940 don't shoot, i'm innocent 00:00:33.940 --> 00:00:34.780 I'M INNOCENT!! 00:00:35.780 --> 00:00:37.540 I JUST WANNA HUG YOUUUUUUU 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:42.320 this fucking time I'm gonna fucking do it. 00:00:45.480 --> 00:00:46.600 what the fuck is that? 00:00:46.760 --> 00:00:47.540 *pewds dead* 00:00:47.660 --> 00:00:49.100 *silence* 00:00:49.380 --> 00:00:50.660 are you kIDDING M- 00:00:52.260 --> 00:00:53.960 you guys come here often? 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:55.340 no? 00:00:55.980 --> 00:00:57.420 is that MARKIPLIER?! 00:00:57.660 --> 00:00:58.300 OHMAGERD 00:00:58.520 --> 00:00:59.400 how do i look? 00:00:59.940 --> 00:01:01.580 OH MY GOOOOOOOO~! 00:01:03.740 --> 00:01:04.380 here we go 00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:05.340 owp 00:01:05.720 --> 00:01:06.680 shit shIT SHIT 00:01:06.680 --> 00:01:10.140 Oh come on I was reaching for my cornflakes. C'mon 00:01:10.500 --> 00:01:11.500 *laughs* 00:01:11.540 --> 00:01:12.060 00:01:12.060 --> 00:01:15.520 *corn flake package crinkles* 00:01:16.340 --> 00:01:17.860 HHHHHHHHH 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:19.320 what have I DONE? 00:01:20.080 --> 00:01:21.780 I'm so sorry *chuckles* 00:01:22.220 --> 00:01:23.440 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:26.180 i got nothing i have nothing 00:01:26.520 --> 00:01:27.020 don- 00:01:27.740 --> 00:01:28.240 stop! 00:01:28.940 --> 00:01:30.500 this is the fucking one. 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:33.840 *rapid gunfire* 00:01:35.320 --> 00:01:36.700 hehe yeah hehe 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:38.700 *rapid gunfires again* 00:01:38.740 --> 00:01:39.340 got 'em! 00:01:39.780 --> 00:01:41.240 Oh 00:01:42.620 --> 00:01:44.400 OOOOOOOOOO 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:45.100 00:01:46.820 --> 00:01:48.420 I never even got to fucking top 30 00:01:48.880 --> 00:01:49.740 Alright. 00:01:50.480 --> 00:01:51.400 Here we go. 00:01:53.440 --> 00:01:54.040 Easy. 00:01:55.080 --> 00:01:56.220 This game is easy. 00:01:57.880 --> 00:02:00.360 Just going to loot these Swedish fucking homes 00:02:01.420 --> 00:02:03.120 There we go I'll take that shit 00:02:05.440 --> 00:02:07.520 gimme that. gimme that shit boi 00:02:08.780 --> 00:02:13.840 *loads shotgun* 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:17.720 I saw a bunch of people land over here 00:02:17.980 --> 00:02:19.340 I'm literally gonna rush him 00:02:20.660 --> 00:02:22.660 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:31.380 Oh *fires shotgun* 00:02:32.260 --> 00:02:33.080 Oh I killed him? 00:02:34.020 --> 00:02:36.020 Fucking range on the shotgun, man 00:02:37.300 --> 00:02:37.800 GOTTEM 00:02:39.420 --> 00:02:41.960 I'll be taking all your shit, thank you very much 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:45.800 That's right thank you- thank you very much 00:02:56.620 --> 00:02:57.700 I'm still gonna rush him 00:03:02.160 --> 00:03:03.620 Oh there's definitely someone in here 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:05.720 Oh shit 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:08.120 I can hear that fucker 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:12.640 Is he upstairs? 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:14.420 Yee 00:03:14.420 --> 00:03:15.540 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:18.620 Fuck 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:21.060 Shit. Fuck. Ass. 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:22.980 Ass fuck. 00:03:24.380 --> 00:03:25.040 What's he doing? 00:03:26.580 --> 00:03:31.040 I'm just gonna- just gonna check uh- my emails down here don't worry about it 00:03:31.740 --> 00:03:33.100 Just uh, making sure 00:03:33.860 --> 00:03:35.040 Everything's fine 00:03:37.040 --> 00:03:38.320 This is NOT camping 00:03:39.260 --> 00:03:42.700 This is uh- making sure that staircase is safe 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:47.240 You never know, lot of people forget to clean out 00:03:49.880 --> 00:03:50.840 I'm so fucked 00:03:53.060 --> 00:03:53.980 *grenade* 00:03:54.340 --> 00:03:55.480 *grenade blasts* 00:03:55.480 --> 00:03:56.600 Oh shit oh shit 00:03:57.280 --> 00:03:58.560 He's waiting for me 00:03:59.940 --> 00:04:01.380 PLEASE DON'T HURT MEE 00:04:07.500 --> 00:04:08.300 I'M SWEDISH 00:04:10.580 --> 00:04:12.500 I should prolly just make him wanna kill me 00:04:16.860 --> 00:04:18.360 I'm not camping, sht the- sht the fck up 00:04:19.400 --> 00:04:20.520 Just making sure 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:22.600 He can jump off the balcony 00:04:23.060 --> 00:04:23.620 *gasp* 00:04:24.440 --> 00:04:26.380 YEAAA BOIII HAHAAaaa 00:04:26.820 --> 00:04:28.180 whatchu gonna do huh 00:04:30.300 --> 00:04:31.700 roight in the fucking head 00:04:31.700 --> 00:04:32.740 almost at tittie 00:04:33.500 --> 00:04:34.900 Alright what do you got on you boi? 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:37.420 That's right i'll be taking this and this and this 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:40.320 and this and this and- and 00:04:41.620 --> 00:04:43.420 he got a fucking frying pan? 00:04:48.320 --> 00:04:49.520 Domo arigato 00:04:51.540 --> 00:04:54.320 *swaps weapon* 00:04:56.060 --> 00:04:56.560 kay 00:04:58.200 --> 00:04:58.840 Scope up. 00:05:02.260 --> 00:05:03.860 No? Alright well fuck it. 00:05:05.280 --> 00:05:07.240 Looks like a swedish little village doesn't it? 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:09.860 Mkay 00:05:11.860 --> 00:05:12.660 Let's go out 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:15.200 Out into the world 00:05:17.340 --> 00:05:19.340 00:05:22.140 --> 00:05:23.060 *distant gunfire* 00:05:23.100 --> 00:05:25.960 Oh shIT. SHIT. DON'T SHOOT 00:05:26.340 --> 00:05:28.460 DON'T. Well he can't fucking aim. *giggles* 00:05:28.740 --> 00:05:30.880 Oh shit. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE? 00:05:30.880 --> 00:05:32.880 Where is he? 00:05:38.040 --> 00:05:40.040 There he is. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him 00:05:41.260 --> 00:05:43.260 I'll scope him out 00:05:43.900 --> 00:05:45.540 He doesn't know that I saw him 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:47.800 There he is. Look at him 00:05:47.940 --> 00:05:49.220 Fucking kek 00:05:49.220 --> 00:05:51.460 *rapid gunshots* 00:05:52.040 --> 00:05:53.420 Okay I got one hit 00:05:56.460 --> 00:05:58.460 FUCK. Where'd he go? 00:05:59.640 --> 00:06:01.640 I'm gonna go around 00:06:01.640 --> 00:06:03.620 Hopefully he doesn't expect it 00:06:03.620 --> 00:06:05.620 Might be a stupid fucking move where is he? 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:10.480 C'mon CUNT 00:06:18.740 --> 00:06:20.100 'kay 00:06:20.100 --> 00:06:22.100 I think he's hiding 00:06:23.740 --> 00:06:25.280 That's fine 00:06:25.960 --> 00:06:27.960 I can smell his fear 00:06:27.960 --> 00:06:29.960 It's in my viking blood 00:06:29.960 --> 00:06:31.960 Oh he's in the building. He's in THE BUILDING 00:06:41.340 --> 00:06:43.340 I think he knows I'm outside 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:46.480 Don't fucking see him tho 00:06:48.620 --> 00:06:50.620 He must've heard me 00:06:51.580 --> 00:06:53.580 I don't know what the fuck to do. What do I do? 00:06:54.740 --> 00:06:55.240 *gasp* 00:06:55.300 --> 00:06:57.440 There he is. Okay. Alright 00:06:57.440 --> 00:07:00.660 Alright. Papa Pewds.. is coming for you boi 00:07:00.660 --> 00:07:02.660 You better spread your ass for me boi 00:07:02.660 --> 00:07:04.660 Cause I got a shotGUN 00:07:05.020 --> 00:07:06.280 I don't wanna die now 00:07:06.400 --> 00:07:08.280 Kay. Clear 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:09.940 He prolly heard me 00:07:13.760 --> 00:07:15.040 In here? 00:07:15.100 --> 00:07:15.960 No 00:07:15.960 --> 00:07:16.760 *gaaasp* *shotgun blast* 00:07:16.960 --> 00:07:17.640 *another shotgun blast* 00:07:17.640 --> 00:07:18.220 DIE 00:07:19.080 --> 00:07:20.700 00:07:21.280 --> 00:07:22.520 DIEE 00:07:22.580 --> 00:07:24.840 YEAH. GOTTEM 00:07:26.020 --> 00:07:27.180 HELL yEAH 00:07:27.180 --> 00:07:29.180 YOU Got FUCKED BY THE POODIEPIE 00:07:29.180 --> 00:07:30.760 I'll take this 00:07:30.760 --> 00:07:32.760 Hey you got Redbull 00:07:32.760 --> 00:07:34.900 THANKY- OH A NEW VEST 00:07:35.500 --> 00:07:36.900 Alright have that 00:07:36.900 --> 00:07:38.500 Oooh. Nice pants 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:40.020 Not for me tho 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:42.340 WHOOOOOOOOO! 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:46.000 Moar ammo 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:55.260 Fuck I don't know where 00:07:56.400 --> 00:07:57.740 Anything is 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:07.720 I saw someone. I th- 00:08:08.260 --> 00:08:09.840 I think I did 00:08:10.380 --> 00:08:11.880 Is he in the building again? 00:08:13.220 --> 00:08:15.220 Yes someone's definitely in the building 00:08:17.940 --> 00:08:19.620 Fuck me, man. 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:25.040 You hear that wooden floor so well 00:08:27.020 --> 00:08:29.020 Are they fucking upstairs? 00:08:29.020 --> 00:08:31.180 FUck. The map is getting smaller. I gotta move. 00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:33.120 But I know he's in there 00:08:35.280 --> 00:08:35.780 OH *brraapp* 00:08:36.140 --> 00:08:37.100 Oh SH- 00:08:37.740 --> 00:08:39.180 OMGOMGOMGOMG 00:08:39.180 --> 00:08:41.180 I'M OUT. I'm out. I'm done. I'm fucking done 00:08:42.220 --> 00:08:44.420 I'll pick my battles alright? I'll pick my fucking battles 00:08:44.420 --> 00:08:46.040 Shut the fuck up 00:08:46.040 --> 00:08:47.140 Did he see me? 00:08:48.200 --> 00:08:50.200 Fuck we gotta move 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:51.460 Otherwise we're gonna die 00:08:59.460 --> 00:09:01.560 Fuck. You know what? 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:03.540 I'm just gonna run for it 00:09:06.160 --> 00:09:08.160 Call me a Swedish pussy 00:09:09.780 --> 00:09:10.800 or a figget 00:09:11.660 --> 00:09:12.800 I'm out alright? 00:09:14.060 --> 00:09:16.300 If anything I've learned is that you gotta pick your battles, man 00:09:18.100 --> 00:09:20.100 Sayonara mothafcka 00:09:21.420 --> 00:09:23.420 He's probably looking for me still 00:09:23.860 --> 00:09:24.660 asshole 00:09:26.700 --> 00:09:27.620 *giggle* 00:09:29.580 --> 00:09:31.380 Alright, we got a lot of running to do 00:09:32.820 --> 00:09:34.240 Fuck. We're so far away 00:09:35.460 --> 00:09:36.300 Gawd dammit 00:09:39.040 --> 00:09:39.540 Oh shit. 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:40.500 Oh shIT. 00:09:41.340 --> 00:09:41.900 Oh sHIT 00:09:42.940 --> 00:09:43.440 Oh SHIT 00:09:44.420 --> 00:09:44.920 OH SHIT 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:45.740 OH SHIT 00:09:48.100 --> 00:09:48.600 see? 00:09:50.740 --> 00:09:52.740 AHAHAHAHA 00:09:52.740 --> 00:09:54.740 WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING? 00:09:55.080 --> 00:09:56.180 *laughs* 00:09:57.680 --> 00:09:58.400 What the fu- 00:09:59.140 --> 00:10:00.200 Did he not see me? 00:10:00.660 --> 00:10:02.660 Did he just park in front of me? 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:05.200 Oh I'll take that and O-Oh thank you 00:10:05.960 --> 00:10:07.180 Ayy a police *?* 00:10:08.180 --> 00:10:09.700 Oh look how much ammo 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:12.500 pffff 00:10:12.980 --> 00:10:14.060 The fuck was that? 00:10:16.640 --> 00:10:18.640 My character looks so fucking retarded *is he?* 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:23.480 Alright well thanks for the car buddy 00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:24.520 Appreciate it 00:10:24.520 --> 00:10:26.520 *laugh* 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:27.860 Ah. Fuck. 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:28.620 No. 00:10:28.620 --> 00:10:29.120 Stop. 00:10:29.760 --> 00:10:31.040 I didn't know he was your friend 00:10:35.220 --> 00:10:36.240 I'm fuckin outta here 00:10:37.280 --> 00:10:38.240 *distant gunfire* 00:10:38.760 --> 00:10:40.760 STAHP SHOOTING MEEE 00:10:45.460 --> 00:10:47.260 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING 00:10:49.140 --> 00:10:51.140 This feels a lot like Half Life 00:10:51.940 --> 00:10:53.740 When you're driving that bungee or whatever 00:10:55.020 --> 00:10:57.020 And like Russian landscapes or some shit 00:10:57.520 --> 00:10:58.780 Except this is REAL 00:10:59.020 --> 00:11:00.040 This is real life 00:11:00.640 --> 00:11:01.620 I'm getting shaky, man 00:11:03.700 --> 00:11:05.120 Alright. Let's chill here for a while 00:11:05.760 --> 00:11:07.740 *character grunts* Oh for fucks sake 00:11:08.120 --> 00:11:10.120 Alright we gotta move again 00:11:11.980 --> 00:11:12.480 Circle 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:15.520 Circle's getting smaller 00:11:18.100 --> 00:11:18.600 'Kay 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:21.140 I don't know where I should go 00:11:22.740 --> 00:11:23.240 OH 00:11:24.020 --> 00:11:24.920 Should I- 00:11:25.380 --> 00:11:26.120 Eh, fuck it 00:11:26.160 --> 00:11:27.060 FUCK IT 00:11:28.060 --> 00:11:29.600 *maniacal laughter* 00:11:30.220 --> 00:11:30.720 FUCK 00:11:31.140 --> 00:11:32.560 WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING? 00:11:33.180 --> 00:11:35.740 It was like a fucking Team Fortress character 00:11:37.780 --> 00:11:39.780 Fuck, I really thought I would die there 00:11:40.920 --> 00:11:42.420 That was so fucking bad 00:11:43.580 --> 00:11:44.740 Jesus Christ *you need him* 00:11:44.920 --> 00:11:46.440 Those are my glasses bitch *roasted* 00:11:46.500 --> 00:11:48.000 Alright time to move again 00:11:48.880 --> 00:11:50.880 Gotta get back into the white circle ;) 00:11:52.800 --> 00:11:53.920 Fuck it's small now ;);););) 00:11:54.800 --> 00:11:56.040 There's 23 people alive 00:11:59.080 --> 00:12:00.540 I'm gonna go to the buildings 00:12:05.700 --> 00:12:06.720 Oomf 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:11.940 C'mon 00:12:12.160 --> 00:12:13.560 I wanna make at top ten at least 00:12:14.060 --> 00:12:15.060 Then I'll be happy 00:12:20.920 --> 00:12:22.000 I like this strategy 00:12:22.280 --> 00:12:23.620 Just going around with a bungee 00:12:33.980 --> 00:12:34.480 Okay 00:12:35.660 --> 00:12:37.660 Hopefully they'll come, some people from here 00:12:39.200 --> 00:12:39.700 Oh 00:12:40.880 --> 00:12:41.380 Too Far 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:43.860 I'm playing it safe *pussy* 00:12:46.060 --> 00:12:47.540 It's not called being a pussy *yes it is* 00:12:47.860 --> 00:12:48.840 It's called being- 00:12:49.880 --> 00:12:50.920 A faggo- I'm kidding *i doubt it poods* 00:12:50.920 --> 00:12:51.820 For fucks sake 00:12:53.040 --> 00:12:53.680 Here's someone *finally* 00:12:56.160 --> 00:12:56.660 Fuck 00:12:57.340 --> 00:12:57.840 Shit 00:12:58.340 --> 00:12:58.840 Fuck 00:12:59.760 --> 00:13:00.660 Goddamn it 00:13:05.040 --> 00:13:06.480 C'mo- Shut up phone 00:13:09.660 --> 00:13:10.800 I can't die now 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:14.920 I just can't 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:21.760 IT'S NOT CAMPING *pussy* 00:13:21.900 --> 00:13:22.560 Okay? 00:13:22.640 --> 00:13:23.140 Shaddup 00:13:24.900 --> 00:13:26.620 I just don't wanna fucking die hehehe 00:13:27.640 --> 00:13:29.000 Fuck. Where'd he go 00:13:29.300 --> 00:13:30.660 Did he chicken out as well? 00:13:30.820 --> 00:13:31.320 There he is 00:13:32.320 --> 00:13:33.600 COME OUT AND PLAY BOI 00:13:34.460 --> 00:13:36.020 FUCK I CAN'T AIM 00:13:36.020 --> 00:13:37.420 GODDAMN IT 00:13:38.900 --> 00:13:40.080 Oh fuck I gotta move 00:13:40.500 --> 00:13:41.140 Oh shit 00:13:41.540 --> 00:13:42.360 Oh fuck 00:13:42.920 --> 00:13:43.700 Oh shit 00:13:44.180 --> 00:13:45.240 Fuck. What do I do? 00:13:45.560 --> 00:13:46.480 Oh, there he is. There he is 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:47.020 AIM 00:13:48.440 --> 00:13:49.280 DIIIIIEEEEE 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:52.820 The fuck is he doing? *what am I doing?* 00:13:54.980 --> 00:13:56.100 Oh my GAWD 00:13:56.600 --> 00:13:57.420 How is he alive? 00:13:57.720 --> 00:13:58.740 KIIIIIIILLLLLL 00:14:02.260 --> 00:14:02.760 FUCK 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:05.120 I gotta blink. I'm wearing my contact lenses 00:14:06.540 --> 00:14:07.140 SHIT 00:14:07.520 --> 00:14:08.380 Okay I gotta move 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:10.260 I got 30 seconds 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:12.220 C'mon boi 00:14:13.020 --> 00:14:13.920 Seven people alive 00:14:15.820 --> 00:14:16.760 I'm going for my car 00:14:22.120 --> 00:14:24.120 Is there any other place to fucking go? 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:28.220 I never m- Six people alive 00:14:28.220 --> 00:14:29.680 I never made it this far 00:14:30.700 --> 00:14:31.200 GOD 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:31.700 DAMN 00:14:31.700 --> 00:14:32.200 BOI 00:14:33.040 --> 00:14:33.800 I'm in the circle 00:14:34.400 --> 00:14:35.460 Oh shit. There's a house here 00:14:36.780 --> 00:14:38.380 Well that's my fucking house now 00:14:38.680 --> 00:14:39.200 Thank you 00:14:41.460 --> 00:14:42.140 Is anyone here? 00:14:42.680 --> 00:14:43.620 I think I'm the first one 00:14:46.940 --> 00:14:49.600 The- The circle is getting so tiny. Five people 00:14:51.280 --> 00:14:52.840 I'm fucking closing this shit 00:14:53.500 --> 00:14:55.000 This shop is closed boys 00:14:57.020 --> 00:14:58.560 We serve only meatballs *you don't even have them balls XD* 00:14:59.920 --> 00:15:02.440 And now we play the waiting game 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:03.820 *chuckles* 00:15:03.820 --> 00:15:04.680 Oh it's getting s- 00:15:04.680 --> 00:15:06.680 Oh it's already getting smaller 00:15:07.540 --> 00:15:08.960 Shit it's tiny 00:15:12.560 --> 00:15:14.000 The circle is sO TINY!! 00:15:17.680 --> 00:15:18.900 I thought I heard someone 00:15:20.920 --> 00:15:21.420 OH 00:15:22.620 --> 00:15:23.720 Who the fok say hi to mah house? *Grove st. 2017* 00:15:25.640 --> 00:15:26.760 Fuck, I gotta make it over there 00:15:27.800 --> 00:15:28.420 What do I do? 00:15:29.220 --> 00:15:29.880 I don't know where to go 00:15:30.440 --> 00:15:31.400 I'm panicking here guys *cus ur a lil bitch* 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:34.100 How are there FIVE people in this TINY FUCKING AREA 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:36.040 Goddamn 00:15:36.960 --> 00:15:38.640 I'm scared. I'm so fucking scared. 00:15:40.260 --> 00:15:40.940 C'mon boi 00:15:42.220 --> 00:15:43.320 30 seconds. SHIT 00:15:43.820 --> 00:15:44.500 Okay I'm going 00:15:45.180 --> 00:15:46.880 Do I take the car? What do I do? 00:15:47.220 --> 00:15:48.640 OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT 00:15:48.640 --> 00:15:49.140 GET OUT 00:15:49.660 --> 00:15:52.220 DON'T SHOOT MEEEEEEEEEE 00:15:52.700 --> 00:15:53.860 AHHHHHH 00:15:54.160 --> 00:15:55.960 UH NO. YOU GETTING FUCKED BOI 00:15:55.960 --> 00:15:56.460 SHIT 00:15:56.460 --> 00:15:58.460 C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon 00:15:59.220 --> 00:15:59.720 YES 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:01.560 FUCK YOU 00:16:01.920 --> 00:16:03.080 YOU SNEAKY NIBBA! 00:16:03.880 --> 00:16:04.940 HE WAS WAITING FOR ME 00:16:05.660 --> 00:16:08.200 That motherfu- There's 3 people alive 00:16:08.940 --> 00:16:09.840 Oh shit it's th- 00:16:11.900 --> 00:16:13.080 I'm drinking a fucking Redbull 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:15.080 There's me and one other fucking guy 00:16:15.780 --> 00:16:16.880 In this circle right now 00:16:18.040 --> 00:16:19.160 Out of a hundred people 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:22.340 I'm fucking shaking 00:16:24.040 --> 00:16:25.500 I'm about to shit myself, bros *please don't* 00:16:29.080 --> 00:16:30.340 He can't be behind me 00:16:30.800 --> 00:16:32.120 He must be here somewhere 00:16:32.840 --> 00:16:33.540 That's a rock *yes it is poods* 00:16:34.420 --> 00:16:36.120 Look how tiny this fucking asshole is - Pewdiepie 2017 00:16:38.760 --> 00:16:39.880 There's no way he can't be there 00:16:41.220 --> 00:16:42.240 Fuck. What do I do? 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:43.840 I'm panicking 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.000 I'm gonna be so fucking pissed if I die now 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:47.000 I swear to fucking god *shrek* 00:16:49.340 --> 00:16:50.560 Well I'm still in the circle 00:16:51.660 --> 00:16:52.800 But damn it's getting tiny :| 00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:55.840 Where is he? 00:16:57.160 --> 00:16:58.440 Where the fuck is he? 00:17:06.780 --> 00:17:07.280 I see him 00:17:07.720 --> 00:17:08.220 I see him 00:17:08.620 --> 00:17:09.120 I see him 00:17:09.460 --> 00:17:10.160 That snek! 00:17:10.620 --> 00:17:11.260 BaBADUM 00:17:12.600 --> 00:17:13.900 *victory cry* YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH 00:17:15.360 --> 00:17:16.380 BEST GAME 00:17:17.020 --> 00:17:19.020 I'M THE BEST PLAYA ALIVE MOTHAFUCKA 00:17:19.400 --> 00:17:21.220 THAT'S RIGHT YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T DO IT 00:17:21.560 --> 00:17:23.100 FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS GAME 00:17:23.100 --> 00:17:24.540 I'M UNINSTALLING 00:17:24.540 --> 00:17:26.540 Never playing this shit again 00:17:26.540 --> 00:17:28.540 Fuck you