*burp*
*looking for some videos*
The fuck is this?
*jacksepticeye multiplied*
(confused poods)
*laughing*
OHH thats good
*making sad noises*
Where's the water when you need it?
I can't believe this
People think..
I'm ugly :(
*reads comments* u ugly
You're ugly
pewdiepie is so old n ugly *burp*
ohoh you look ugly af-
please shave
why you so ugly?
Pewdiepie is so ugly my handsssf are so ugly please kill me thank you {ok}
*ok*
Ugly
Why does everyone think I'm ugly? Is it my gigantic nose? *breath*[no]
Is it my inflated ego? [no]
Is it my disgusting..unattractive personality?[NO!]
Wait a minute
What is this? Look at all this attractive people.
Look at the- beautiful
I'll never be this beautiful :(
Why was I born with this swedish face? );
Beautiful.. absolutely stunning
So cute
OOHHHHH!!
18!! 18!!
18!! NIGGER!!!
Right after Beckham huh?
Right after Beckham!
Hey why am I not number one?
*reads comment* How Zayn is 91 and Pewdiepie is 18, what the fuck is this?
*thinking of insult*
*still thinking*
[almost there]
'Cause Zayn, you look like shit [ROASTED]
*ROASTED* *heroic music plays*
18 huh?
18 huh? *laughs*
*laughs*
*reads another comment*
PewDiePie 18??? xDxDxDxD
Pewdiepie 18?
Pewdiepie 18? XDXDXDXD
XDXDXD eggs dee
Pewdiepie 18 ? ?? ? ? ? XDXDXDXD
For fuck sake okay
For fucks sake okay!
For fucks sake
For fuck's sake, Okay?
okay
Okay?
That's right haters (oh damn)
that's right haters, i'm fucking beautiful!!
Let's right haters I'm fucking beautiful and you know I get it
That's right haters, im fucking beautiful
I'm fucking beautiful (the haters got roasted)
I'm fucking beautiful (roast to the haters)
and y'know i get it,
and you know, I get it
and you know? I get it,
you guys, you guys get jealous
you guys,
you guys get jealous
of how you look...
of how you look
i get it but y'know
I get it but, you know?
I get it but you know-
I have many talents, not beyond
I have many talents, not beyond,
i have many talents
my beautiful face (such kawaii face)
beyond my beautiful face! *laughs*
my beautiful face
*chuckles*
im joking okay.. not really..
I'm joking okay?
I'm joking
Ok?
Not really
Not really D:
at all. im not joking.
at all
I'm not joking
alright so i-i realized that you guys
alright,
so I realise you guys need a bit of help
may need a little bit of help
and-a... you know
and err... y'know in pretty good with photoshop
I'm pretty good at photoshop so...
so, i'll take some requests
I'll take some requests
I'll try and help you guys feel better about yourself (thanks pewds :D)
i'll try and help you guys feel better about yourselves
cause i want you to feel just as
'cause I want you feel,
fufilled as, as err...
just as fulfilled
as-
as a...
as i- as i am...
as I-
as I am
I wanna satisfy you bros
i want to satisfy you bros
(yea, not that type of, "satisfying")
*awkward silence while he remembers why he's doing this* lets go!
let's go
*reads suggestion* pewdiepie, give me a mouth!
pewdipie give me a mouth
m'kay, well that should be easy.
*time lapse*
*time lapse.*
*time lapse..*
wow that... that looks so good (he's being sarcastic)
you're welcome! i don't know why
you didn't have a mouth but you do...
just don't eat that pussay
*next one*
*reads another suggestion* pewdiepie make me emo
alright, i can do that...
alright done!
we're alright, we're done here!
ROASTED
*next one*
alright what else we got?
*reads yet another suggestion* my dream is to look like
a washing machine...
okay... that can be arranged
*time laspe*
*time laspe.*
*time lapse..*
*time lapse...*
*time lapse*
alright, now we just gotta...
make it real big...
make it real, real pop
oh gawd,
*time lapse!*
*time laspe*
we are- there you go you're a
washing machine... you're welcome...?
i make peoples dreams come true dammit!
i think you look way better...
before... *reads suggestion* make me
into tentacle porn please
... fine
FINE
alright... y'know i wouldn't critasize
others- my fans
physical apperance but i,
these eyebrows...
they look like a race track...
*time lapse*
*time laspe*
it kind of reminds me of the eyebrows
of Brock ......
*concentration*
should they connect, i think they should
*time lapse*
*time laspe*
You're freckles though, does remind me
they remind me a little bit of an octopus
y'know, they have the same kind of
skin case... her wish was,
in fact to be a tentacle porn
so who am i
to rob her of that?
........
privilage....
*time lapse AGAIN*
*time laspe*
*time laspe* Okay.. there you go
you're tentacle porned... just get the fuck out now
fucks sake
DISGUSTING!
........
oh thats how she looked like i forgot!
*reads another suggestion* make Phil more beautiful.
oh wait, you can't. he's perfect
!!! oh im sorry!
Is Phil RANK EIGHTEEN ON
ON 2016's
LIST?????? .......
Didn't think so
alright Phil
you wanna be beautiful?
i'll make you beautiful (of course you will)
i'll make you fuckin' gorgeous!
*TIME LAPSE*
*time laspe*
oh no, where did ya
nose go Phil? huh?
where did it go?
*back to time lapse*
*time laspe*
uh Phil?
MORE LIKE NOSE FACE! BOOM! *explosion* (Totally roasted)
oh no
*laughs*
oh hohoho
oh damn dog!
damn those are some nostrils
man! dude where you get those
nostrils done?
*rethinks his life* i think
we should move on... make Jacksepticeye
look betterer, he already
looks better than you anyways
oh you- im sorry is jack
on the top- on the top list
I DON'T THINK SO
alright, lets see what we can do jack
*last time lapse?*
*time lapse*
*some more time lapse lol*
*time lapse* *tiny burp*
KYOOT
I would fuck
that guy in the ass
......
*laughs*
*dies from laughter*
*settles down*
*annalizes the image*
IT'S SO KYOOT!!!
*laughs again*
ahh it makes me cringe
so fuckin weird!!!!!!
*pretends Hitler is jacksepticeye* *WAPOOSH*
*WAPOOSH*
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES!!!
.... MY NAME IS....
............
*makes rocket noises*
pkkkkkssjdkffbsdfkbsdkfbdsfgs (rocket noises written down)
okay, sorry.
we had a little side track there
again
*reads the last suggestion* your face on kazoo kid's body.
oh, kazoo kid which i'm
apparently look like.
*whispers *shut the fuck up* (i think) yea i'll prove that i'm not
the kazoo kid, once and
for all.......
wait a minute! *burp* oh,
my,
no?
no! no,
it can't be! it can't be!!!
OH MA GAWD
I've been suppressing the memories for
so long! omg!
how could i have forgotten!?
where i came from! my roots!
... i am.....
kazoo kid... i will always be..
kazoo kid! and i'm proud of it
dammit!
*thumping*
(both pewds and kazoo kid) i like to sing,
dance, ANNNNN
ANNNNND *horrible kazooing*
*horrible kazooing*
KAZOOOOO
*horrible kazooing continues*
horrible kazooing* just
KAZOO-IT
*more horrible kazooing*
*only pewds' kazoo still terrible*
*kazoo fail*
(save pewds!)*horrible kazooing*
*distant kazoo* (pewds?)
*distant kazoo*
(pewds are you ok?) *pewds dies*
Edgar: alright guys, since poods is dead now
... please- i'm taking over the
channel! again!
Please, check out the video over here
please check out the video
over here for more views so i can...
For more videos
get ad sense...
For poodehpah
... hope you enjoyed this video
If you enjoyed this video I guess
i guess.....
And I see you in the next one
and i will see you
in the next one, goodbye now
Good bye now
goodbye, ba- ba bye
ba bye?!
Subtitles by: me lol i bet you i spelt stuff wrong (if did plz change it)