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*burp*

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*looking for some videos*

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The fuck is this?

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*jacksepticeye multiplied*

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(confused poods)

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*laughing*

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OHH thats good

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*making sad noises*

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Where's the water when you need it?

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I can't believe this

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People think..

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I'm ugly :(

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*reads comments* u ugly

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You're ugly

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pewdiepie is so old n ugly *burp*

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ohoh you look ugly af-

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please shave

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why you so ugly?

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Pewdiepie is so ugly my handsssf are so ugly please kill me thank you {ok}

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*ok*

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Ugly

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Why does everyone think I'm ugly? Is it my gigantic nose? *breath*[no]

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Is it my inflated ego? [no]

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Is it my disgusting..unattractive personality?[NO!]

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Wait a minute

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What is this? Look at all this attractive people.

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Look at the- beautiful

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I'll never be this beautiful :(

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Why was I born with this swedish face? );

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Beautiful.. absolutely stunning

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So cute

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So cute

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OOHHHHH!!

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18!!  18!!

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18!! NIGGER!!!

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Right after Beckham huh?

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Right after Beckham!

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Hey why am I not number one?

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*reads comment* How Zayn is 91 and Pewdiepie is 18, what the fuck is this?

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*thinking of insult*

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*still thinking*

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[almost there]

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'Cause Zayn, you look like shit [ROASTED]

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*ROASTED* *heroic music plays*

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18 huh?

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18 huh? *laughs*

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*laughs*

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*reads another comment*

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PewDiePie 18??? xDxDxDxD

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Pewdiepie 18?

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Pewdiepie 18? XDXDXDXD

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XDXDXD eggs dee

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Pewdiepie 18 ? ?? ? ? ? XDXDXDXD

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For fuck sake okay

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For fucks sake okay!

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For fucks sake

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For fuck's sake, Okay?

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okay

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Okay?

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That's right haters (oh damn)

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That's right haters (oh damn)

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that's right haters, i'm fucking beautiful!!

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Let's right haters I'm fucking beautiful and you know I get it

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That's right haters, im fucking beautiful

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I'm fucking beautiful (the haters got roasted)

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I'm fucking beautiful (roast to the haters)

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and y'know i get it,

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and you know, I get it

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and you know? I get it,

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you guys, you guys get jealous

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you guys,

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you guys,

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you guys get jealous

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you guys get jealous

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of how you look...

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of how you look

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of how you look

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i get it but y'know

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I get it but, you know?

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I get it but you know-

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I have many talents, not beyond

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I have many talents, not beyond,

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i have many talents

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my beautiful face (such kawaii face)

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beyond my beautiful face! *laughs*

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my beautiful face

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*chuckles*

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*chuckles*

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im joking okay.. not really..

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I'm joking okay?

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I'm joking

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Ok?

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Not really

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Not really D:

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at all. im not joking.

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at all

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I'm not joking

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I'm not joking

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alright so i-i realized that you guys

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alright,

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so I realise you guys need a bit of help

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may need a little bit of help

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and-a... you know

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and err... y'know in pretty good with photoshop

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I'm pretty good at photoshop so...

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so, i'll take some requests

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I'll take some requests

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I'll try and help you guys feel better about yourself (thanks pewds :D)

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i'll try and help you guys feel better about yourselves

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cause i want you to feel just as

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'cause I want you feel,

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fufilled as, as err...

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just as fulfilled

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as-

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as a...

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as i- as i am...

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as I-

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as I am

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I wanna satisfy you bros

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i want to satisfy you bros

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(yea, not that type of, "satisfying")

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*awkward silence while he remembers why he's doing this* lets go!

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let's go

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*reads suggestion* pewdiepie, give me a mouth!

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pewdipie give me a mouth

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m'kay, well that should be easy.

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*time lapse*

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*time lapse*

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*time lapse*

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*time lapse*

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*time lapse*

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*time lapse*

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*time lapse*

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*time lapse.*

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*time lapse..*

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wow that... that looks so good (he's being sarcastic)

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you're welcome! i don't know why

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you didn't have a mouth but you do...

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just don't eat that pussay

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*next one*

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*reads another suggestion* pewdiepie make me emo

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alright, i can do that...

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alright done!

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we're alright, we're done here!

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ROASTED

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*next one*

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alright what else we got?

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*reads yet another suggestion* my dream is  to look like

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a washing machine...

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okay... that can be arranged

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe.*

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*time lapse..*

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*time lapse...*

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*time lapse*

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alright, now we just gotta...

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make it real big...

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make it real, real pop

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oh gawd,

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*time lapse!*

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*time laspe*

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we are- there you go you're a

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washing machine... you're welcome...?

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i make peoples dreams come true dammit!

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i think you look way better...

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before...
*reads suggestion* make me

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into tentacle porn please

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... fine

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FINE

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alright... y'know i wouldn't critasize

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others- my fans

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physical apperance but i,

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these eyebrows...

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they look like a race track...

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*time lapse*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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it kind of reminds me of the eyebrows

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of Brock ......

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*concentration*

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should they connect, i think they should

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*time lapse*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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You're freckles though, does remind me

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they remind me a little bit of an octopus

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y'know, they have the same kind of

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skin case... 
her wish was,

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in fact to be a tentacle porn

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so who am i

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to rob her of that?

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........

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privilage....

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*time lapse AGAIN*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe* Okay.. there you go

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you're tentacle porned... just get the fuck out now

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fucks sake

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DISGUSTING!

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........

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oh thats how she looked like i forgot!

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*reads another suggestion* make Phil more beautiful.

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oh wait, you can't. he's perfect

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!!! oh im sorry!

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Is Phil RANK EIGHTEEN ON

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ON 2016's

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LIST??????     .......

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Didn't think so

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alright Phil

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you wanna be beautiful?

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i'll make you beautiful (of course you will)

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i'll make you fuckin' gorgeous!

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*TIME LAPSE*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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oh no, where did ya

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nose go Phil? huh?

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where did it go?

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*back to time lapse*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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*time laspe*

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uh Phil?

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MORE LIKE NOSE FACE! BOOM! *explosion* (Totally roasted)

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oh no

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*laughs*

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oh hohoho

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oh damn dog!

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damn those are some nostrils

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man! dude where you get those

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nostrils done?

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*rethinks his life* i think

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we should move on... make Jacksepticeye

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look betterer, he already

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looks better than you anyways

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oh you- im sorry is jack

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on the top- on the top list

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I DON'T THINK SO

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alright, lets see what we can do jack

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*last time lapse?*

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*time lapse*

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*time lapse*

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*some more time lapse lol*

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*time lapse* *tiny burp*

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KYOOT

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KYOOT

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I would fuck

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that guy in the ass

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......

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*laughs*

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*dies from laughter*

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*settles down*

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*annalizes the image*

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IT'S SO KYOOT!!!

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*laughs again*

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ahh it makes me cringe

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so fuckin weird!!!!!!

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*pretends Hitler is jacksepticeye* *WAPOOSH*

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*WAPOOSH*

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TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES!!!

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.... MY NAME IS....

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............

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*makes rocket noises*

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*makes rocket noises*

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pkkkkkssjdkffbsdfkbsdkfbdsfgs (rocket noises written down)

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okay, sorry.

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we had a little side track there

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again

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*reads the last suggestion* your face on kazoo kid's body.

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oh, kazoo kid which i'm

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apparently look like.

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*whispers *shut the fuck up* (i think) 
yea i'll prove that i'm not

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the kazoo kid, once and

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for all.......

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wait a minute! *burp* oh,

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my,

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no?

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no! no,

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it can't be! it can't be!!!

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OH MA GAWD

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I've been suppressing the memories for

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so long! omg!

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how could i have forgotten!?

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where i came from! my roots!

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... i am.....

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kazoo kid... i will always be..

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kazoo kid! and i'm proud of it

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dammit!

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*thumping*

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(both pewds and kazoo kid) i like to sing,

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dance, ANNNNN

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ANNNNND *horrible kazooing*

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*horrible kazooing*

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KAZOOOOO

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*horrible kazooing continues*

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horrible kazooing* just

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KAZOO-IT

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*more horrible kazooing*

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*only pewds' kazoo still terrible*

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*kazoo fail*

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(save pewds!)*horrible kazooing*

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*distant kazoo* (pewds?)

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*distant kazoo*

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(pewds are you ok?) *pewds dies*

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Edgar: alright guys, since poods is dead now

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...  please- i'm taking over the

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channel! again!

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Please, check out the video over here

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please check out the video

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over here for more views so i can...

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For more videos

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get ad sense...

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For poodehpah

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... hope you enjoyed this video

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If you enjoyed this video I guess

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i guess.....

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And I see you in the next one

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and i will see you

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in the next one, goodbye now

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Good bye now

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goodbye, ba- ba bye

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ba bye?!

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Subtitles by: me lol i bet you i spelt stuff wrong (if did plz change it)