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*BLURRP*

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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BABALA!!!

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T*ngina ano to ?

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tOp oF da MoRnIng tO ya LadDieS mY NamE is JaCkSePTicEye

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abshfbaskfbakbla#@!!?*#

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???!!!!

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!!!!!!

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*tawa*

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oh... ganda   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*insert malungkot na tugtog*
  (aw)

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*umiiyak*

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*hagulgol*  (okay lang yan poods )

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Nasan yung tubig pag kailangan sya ..?

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Di ako makapaniwala ..  ( saan ?)

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(anong iniisip mo papa poods ? )

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Iniisip nila...

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.. na panget ako  :(

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" Panget ka "

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" panget ka"

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" Si pewdiepie ay matanda na at panget "

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Ohhh... " Ikaw ay panget p*ta "

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" Mag-ahit ka pls "

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Pangit

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" Bakit ang pangit mo ? "

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" si Pewdiepie ay sobrang panget ang aking

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Kamayssf

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ay pangit pls patayin nyo ako Salamat... "  ( wat ? )

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*IPAGDASAL SI HARAMBE NA NAMATAY PARA SA ATING MGA KASALANAN *

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*perfect*

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PANGET

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*walang kwenta tong caption na to no ? *  xd

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Bakit lahat sila iniisip na panget ako ?

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dahil ba sa malaki kong ilong ? ( hindi naman siguro :) )

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-Maganda ka Poodss maniwala ka ;)

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Dahil ba sa mataas kong ego ?

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dahil ba yun sa nakakasura..

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.. di kaakit akit na personalidad?

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Sandali lang ...

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ano to?

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Tingnan nyo ang mga nakakaakit na tao !

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*Hawak sa bigote*

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tingnan ang-- ang ganda !

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hindi ako magiging kasing ganda nila!  ( xd )

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Bakit ako pinangana na may Swedish na mukha ?  ( dahil dun ka galing )

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Beautiful..

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Sobrang Gwapo  \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/

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Ang cute .. !

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Hang cute!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! ( naligaw ka papa pewds ? )

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* Malupet na tugtog *

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LABINGWALO!

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LABINGWALO!!

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LABINGWALO mga bibe ! ( xd)

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oh pagkatapos kay Beckham , huh?

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PAGKATAPOS KAY BECKHAM !

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Hey, bakit di ako yung number one ? ( oo nga noh ?! )

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"Panong si Zayn pang 91 tapos si Pewdiepie pang 18 , p*ta ano to. "

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KASI ZAYN MUKA KANG TAE ~~ ( sinusunog si Zayn )
-Laguut sa mga fans-
-Ingaat ka poods-

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Labingwalo, huh?

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*tumatawa*

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"Pewdiepie 18 ? ?? ? ? ? XDXDXDXD"

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t*ngin@..

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Okay?

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tama yan mga Haters, p*ta maganda ako !

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At alam nyo, nakuha ko na .

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Kayo guys-- kayo guys ay nagseselos..

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.. kung anong hitsura ko.  ( fab )

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Nakuha ko na, pero alam mo ! ( di pa e )

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Marami akong talento , di lang ang maganda kong mukha . ( P: kung alam nyo ang ibig kong sabihin )   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*tawa*

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nagjojoke lang ako . Okay?

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Hindi talaga.

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Ganun.

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hindi ako nagbibiro.

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o sige , kaya napagtanto ko na kayo ay kailangan ng konting tulong.

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at uh, alam nyo, Sigurado ako sa Photoshop!

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kaya, tatanggap ako ng requests!

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Susubukan kong tulungan kayong makaramdam ng mabuti tungkol sa inyong sarili. ( nakakadugo naman to )

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dahil gusto ko kayong makontento parang..

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..parang , uh, parang ako.

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Gusto kong matuwa kayo bros.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Tara!

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*Pewdiepie,bigyan mo ako ng bunganga!"  ( Dyos ka na pala ngayon pewdiepie. Dami mong sideline xd)

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*tentennen*

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"Okay , madali lang to "

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(Challenge accepted )

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*Pinabilis yung video * ( anudaw?)

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Wow! iyan-

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iyan ay Maganda..!  ( talaga ba? )

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Walang anuman ! ( P: bakit ba pating ang napili ko . idk mema ako )

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Di ko alam kung bakit wala kang bibig, pero ngayon meron na .

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Wag mulang kakainin ang #@!?* .. para sakin yun

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"Pewdiepie , gawin mo kong emo "

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O sige.

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Kaya kong gawin yun.

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Ok, tapos!

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Tayo'y--osige--  tapos na tayo dito.

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SUNOG! ( sinong sunod? )

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ok, anong meron dito?

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" Ang pangarap ko ay magmukhang washing machine " ( gandang pangarap bes )

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ok.

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Kaya yang ayusin .

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*Pinabilis ang video*

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Gandang Washing machine nyan ah!

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ok, kailangan lang nating --

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-gawing sobrang laki.

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Gawing sobra-sobrang sakto. ( P: anong ginagawa ko?)

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Oh god.

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uhhmm--ayan na!

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Washing Machine ka na!

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walang anuman !

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Tinutupad ko ang pangarap ng mga tao bwiset.

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Tingin ko bagay sayo.

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.. dati.

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Gawin mo akong tentacle porn pls. "

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payn.

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oo! sige!

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alam mo , di ako manglalait--

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panlabas na anyo ng mga Fans ko pero--

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yung kilay nya...

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mukha silang race track! ( ZOOM ZOOM BISH)

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*Pewds na gumagawa ng obra , palagi naman*

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parang yung kilay ni Brock.

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*Kruuu kruuu~*

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kaylangan ba magkadikit? sa tingin ko kaylangan.

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*peds na seryoso sa ginagawa*

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ANIMUUUUUU!!! (◕‿◕✿) so kawaii!!!

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yung-- yung freckles mo meron ding katulad..

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naalala ko sa kanila ng unti ang pugita. ( hanudaw??)

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tingnan mo, parehas sla ng balat ng pugita.

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ang gusto nya ,sa totoo lang, maging tentacle porn.

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Kaya.

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Sino ako para komontra?

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Karangalan.

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ok, ayan na.

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ikaw ay tentacle porn.

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basta lumayas ka na ngayon din.

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p*ta

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KADIRI

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*tumatawa*oh,yan yung itsura nya kanina nakalimutan ko.

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"Gawin mong mas maganda si Phil. Ay sandali. Di mo kaya. Perpekto na sya. " ( wews?)

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oh, pasensya na.

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si Phil ba ay pang 18 sa 2016's list?!

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parang hindi.

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Sige Phil.

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Gusto mong gumanda?

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gagawin kitang maganda ( P: ok nagsisinungaling ako)

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Gagawin kitang dyosa. ( Kasinungalingan x2)

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Oh no[se] ! San napunta yung ilong mo Phil?

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huhh?

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San yun napunta?

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Ganda!!

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( ow )

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Uh. Phil.

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Mas mukhang ilong na mukha ( IHAW )

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BOOM

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oh hinde.. ho ho

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OHO ho ho oho

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oh damn, aso!

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damn, yan ay butas ng ilong Man!

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pre,san mo nakuha ang ganyang butas ng ilong?

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sa tingin ko kailangan na nating magpatuloy.

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"Gawin mo si Jacksepticeye na mas mas gwapo , mas gwapo na sya sayo habangbuhay."

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oh, pasensya!

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Si Jack ba ay nasa top list?

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Sa tingin ko wala.

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O sige. Tingnan natin kung ano ang magagawa natin, Jack.

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*Blurrps*

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CUTE

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CUTE!! (  kAWAIII  )

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*kumakanta* Titirahin ko ang lalaking to sa pwet... ( whuut ? )

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TAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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*tumatawa pa rin*

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Sobrang CUTEEE!!  (◕‿◕✿)

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( hahahaah oo nalang )

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AHA

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Oh! Napapangiwi ako!

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Sobrang weird p*ta!

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*WAPEWSH*

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*WAPOOSH*

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TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES (Intro ni Jack Potato )

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MY NAME IS

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( nabaliw na po sya )

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PEEEEWWWWRG

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PEEEEEEEEEERGH

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Ok, pasensya na.

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May unting sabit lang kanina.

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"Mukha mo sa katawan ng Kazoo kid."  ( picture mo nalang nung bata papa poods )

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*sighs* oh, yung Kazoo kid na kamukha ko?

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*Bulong*  p*ta Manahimik ka

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yeah, papatunayan ko na hindi ako ang Kazoo Kid.

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Ngayon at Kailan man

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( throoowwwbackkk )

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Sanda lang.

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*blurrps*

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Oh.

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My.

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God.

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Hindi. *tawa*

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hindi. Hindi pwede.

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Hindi pwede. ( ang alin ba? )

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OH MY GAWDD * tumatawa*

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Tinatago ko ang mga alaala ng sobrang tagal. ( lol )

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Juice ko. Paano ko nakalimutan?

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Saan ako galing.. ( diba sa Sweden? )

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Ang ugat ko.

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Ako... ang Kazoo kid.

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Mananatili akong ... Kazoo kid.

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at proud ako dun bwiset.

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[thud]

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Gusto kong kumanta...

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Sumayaw

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AT

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*tumutugtog ng Kazoo*

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KAAAAA ZOOOO

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*tumugtog ulit ng kazoo*

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JUST KAZOO IT

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*pinagpatuloy ang pagtugtog*

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[Edgar]: o sige guys.  (hello babe)

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[Edgar]:Dahil patay na Poods...

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[Edgar]: please--ako na ang hahawak ng channel nato. Ulit.

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[Edgar]: please tingnan nyo ang video sa gilid para sa mas maraming video.

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[Edgar]: Para makuha ko... ang adsense.. para kay Pewdiepie.

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[Edgar]: Sana nagustuhan nyo ang video na to. Sa tingin ko.

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[Edgar]: At kita tayo.. sa susunod!

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[Edgar]: Paalam muna! paalam!

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[Edgar] Buh buh bye buh bye!  { babaay~}