WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hr 00:00:01.980 --> 00:00:02.540 *podrigivanje* 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:06.160 Koji kurac je ovo? 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:06.720 *WAPOOSH* 00:00:06.720 --> 00:00:07.860 DOBRO JUTRO NARODE. 00:00:07.860 --> 00:00:09.420 MOJE IME JE JACKSEPTICEYE I DOBRODOŠLI NAZAD. 00:00:09.420 --> 00:00:16.380 *izmješano vikanje* 00:00:16.580 --> 00:00:17.300 *WAPOOSH* 00:00:17.300 --> 00:00:18.380 DOBRO JUTRO NARODE 00:00:18.380 --> 00:00:19.240 MOJE IME JE JACKSEPTIC- 00:00:19.240 --> 00:00:19.740 *smijeh* 00:00:19.900 --> 00:00:23.620 *više vikanja* 00:00:23.620 --> 00:00:25.560 *smijeh* 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:26.840 Ovo...je super. 00:00:29.300 --> 00:00:31.900 *plače* 00:00:31.900 --> 00:00:32.400 *cmizdri* 00:00:33.440 --> 00:00:34.920 Gdje je voda dok ju trebaš? 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:36.080 Ne mogu vjerovati... 00:00:36.680 --> 00:00:39.340 *prisjećanje na Vijetnamski rat* 00:00:39.760 --> 00:00:40.340 Ljudi misle... 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:42.200 ..ja ružan. 00:00:42.560 --> 00:00:43.200 "Ti ružan." 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:45.280 *Ti si ružan.* 00:00:45.540 --> 00:00:47.920 *Pewdiepie je star i ružan." 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:51.880 Ohh.."Jebeno si ružan." 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:53.340 "Obrij se." 00:00:55.180 --> 00:00:55.680 Ružan.. 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:58.240 "Zašto si tako ružan..?" 00:00:58.440 --> 00:01:00.820 "Pewdiepie je toliko ružan moja.. 00:01:00.820 --> 00:01:02.140 RUKASSSF 00:01:02.140 --> 00:01:05.420 "..si ružan molim, ubij me, hvala." 00:01:09.780 --> 00:01:10.420 RUŽAN 00:01:18.660 --> 00:01:20.800 Zašto svi misle da sam ružan? 00:01:20.800 --> 00:01:22.320 Je li to zbog mojeg ogromnog nosa? 00:01:23.140 --> 00:01:24.900 Je li zbog mog napuhanog ega? 00:01:25.020 --> 00:01:26.460 Da li je to moja odvratna... 00:01:27.260 --> 00:01:29.020 ..neatraktivna osobnost? 00:01:30.300 --> 00:01:31.060 Čekaj malo... 00:01:32.020 --> 00:01:32.900 Što je to? 00:01:34.080 --> 00:01:35.840 Pogledaj sve te atraktivne ljude! 00:01:38.320 --> 00:01:39.700 Pogledaj ga --prekrasan! 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:41.840 Ja nikad neću biti toliko zgodan! 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:44.480 Zašto sam rođen s takvom švedskom facom? 00:01:44.820 --> 00:01:45.700 Prekrasan.. 00:01:45.940 --> 00:01:47.540 Apsolutno zadivljujuć.. 00:01:48.440 --> 00:01:49.180 Tako zgodan..! 00:01:49.980 --> 00:01:50.480 Tako zgodan..! 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:54.680 OOOOOOOOOO 00:01:56.500 --> 00:01:57.680 OSAMNAESTI 00:01:58.560 --> 00:01:59.720 OSAMNAESTI 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:01.060 OSAMNAESTI 00:02:01.380 --> 00:02:03.180 Oh, ODMAH NAKON BECKHAMA, HA? 00:02:03.440 --> 00:02:04.800 ODMAH NAKON BECKHAMA 00:02:04.800 --> 00:02:06.300 HEJ, zašto nisam prvi? 00:02:06.420 --> 00:02:10.980 "Kako je Zayn 91. a Pewdiepie 18. , koji kurac je ovo." 00:02:11.660 --> 00:02:14.100 [...] 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:20.140 ZATO JER ZAYN, IZGLEDAŠ KAO GOVNO 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:24.820 OSAMNAESTI, HA? 00:02:24.820 --> 00:02:26.060 *smije se* 00:02:26.060 --> 00:02:29.200 "Pewdiepie 18. ????? XDXDXDXD 00:02:30.140 --> 00:02:31.080 Dovraga... 00:02:31.100 --> 00:02:31.600 U redu? 00:02:31.880 --> 00:02:34.780 Evo vam na mrzitelji, ja sam jebeno prekrasan. 00:02:34.780 --> 00:02:36.160 I znate što, shvačam vas. 00:02:36.160 --> 00:02:38.160 Vi ste samo ljubomorni. 00:02:38.700 --> 00:02:39.860 ..zbog svojeg izgleda. 00:02:40.400 --> 00:02:41.680 Razumijem, ali znate što? 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:44.880 Ja imam mnogo talenata uz moje zgodno lice. 00:02:44.880 --> 00:02:46.060 *smije se* 00:02:46.060 --> 00:02:47.240 Šalim se. U redu? 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:48.080 Ne stvarno. 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:48.660 Uopće. 00:02:48.660 --> 00:02:49.700 Ne šalim se. 00:02:49.820 --> 00:02:53.540 U redeu, shvaćam da vi ljudi trebate malo pomoći. 00:02:53.540 --> 00:02:55.880 Te znate što? Dobar sam u Photoshopu. 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:57.920 Tako da uzimam zahtjeve! 00:02:57.920 --> 00:03:00.300 Pomoći ću vam da se bolje osjećate. 00:03:00.300 --> 00:03:03.620 "Zato jer želim da budete ispunjeni kao... 00:03:03.620 --> 00:03:05.380 ...što sam ja. 00:03:05.380 --> 00:03:07.160 Želim vas zadovoljiti. 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:08.340 [...] 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:09.760 Idemo! 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:11.620 *Pewdiepie, daj mi usta!" 00:03:14.780 --> 00:03:16.280 U redu, ovo bi trebalo biti lagano. 00:03:33.540 --> 00:03:34.460 Vau! To.. 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:36.100 Ovo izgleda jako dobro! 00:03:36.100 --> 00:03:37.020 Nema na čemu! 00:03:37.140 --> 00:03:39.540 Neznam zašto nisi imao usta ali sad ih imaš. 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:41.600 Samo nemoj jestu tu pizzduu... 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:45.560 *Pewdiepie, pretvori me u emača." 00:03:46.880 --> 00:03:47.520 U redu. 00:03:47.700 --> 00:03:48.580 Mogu to. 00:03:53.420 --> 00:03:54.140 U redu, gotovo.! 00:03:54.140 --> 00:03:55.480 Mi smo..u redu..gotovo je. 00:03:57.240 --> 00:03:58.920 SPRŽENA 00:04:01.020 --> 00:04:02.220 U redu, što još imamo? 00:04:02.220 --> 00:04:06.100 "Moj san je da izgledam poput perilice za rublje." 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:06.620 U redu. 00:04:07.040 --> 00:04:08.280 To se može napraviti. 00:04:23.380 --> 00:04:25.160 U redu, samo moramo... 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:27.360 Moramo ih povećati. 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:28.820 Jako povećati--ali jako. 00:04:29.640 --> 00:04:30.140 O Bože.. 00:04:36.760 --> 00:04:37.640 Mi smo.. Evo ga! 00:04:37.640 --> 00:04:39.080 Ti si perilica rublja! 00:04:39.080 --> 00:04:39.940 Nema na čemu! 00:04:39.940 --> 00:04:41.960 Ostvarujem ljudima snove, dovraga. 00:04:41.960 --> 00:04:43.560 Mislim da si izgledaš bolje.. 00:04:43.740 --> 00:04:44.240 ..nego sad. 00:04:44.960 --> 00:04:48.180 "Pretvori me u krakati hentai, molim te." 00:04:48.940 --> 00:04:49.440 U redu. 00:04:50.880 --> 00:04:52.540 U redu. Može! 00:04:52.540 --> 00:04:55.360 Znaš, ne bih kritizirao ostale... 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:58.120 Izgled mojih obožavatelja ali ja... 00:04:58.120 --> 00:04:59.320 Te obrve... 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:01.280 Izgledaju poput trkaće staze! 00:05:14.280 --> 00:05:16.620 Podsjećaju me na obrve od Brocka. 00:05:23.620 --> 00:05:25.300 Bi li se trebale spojiti? Mislim dá da. 00:05:33.340 --> 00:05:36.100 Tvoje znamenke me podsjećaju na... 00:05:36.100 --> 00:05:38.040 Na one točkice na hobotnici. 00:05:38.040 --> 00:05:40.880 Zato jer koža hobotnice ima tu teksturu. 00:05:40.880 --> 00:05:44.620 Njezina želja ustvari je bila da bude krakati hentai. 00:05:44.620 --> 00:05:45.120 Pa... 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:48.260 tko sam ja da i to oduzmem? 00:05:49.760 --> 00:05:50.360 Privilegija. 00:06:00.900 --> 00:06:01.780 U redu, evo. 00:06:01.780 --> 00:06:02.840 Sad si krakati hentai. 00:06:02.840 --> 00:06:04.260 Sad se izgubi. 00:06:04.260 --> 00:06:04.900 Do vraga... 00:06:05.700 --> 00:06:07.080 ODVRATNO 00:06:09.960 --> 00:06:11.920 *smijanje* Znači tako je prije izgledala. Zaboravio sam. 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:16.480 "Učini Phila ljepišim, Čekaj malo. Ne možeš. On je savršen." 00:06:17.540 --> 00:06:18.520 Ovaj, žao mi je. 00:06:18.520 --> 00:06:22.880 Je li Phil na osamnaestom mjestu na tom popisu?! [trebao bi biti] 00:06:24.900 --> 00:06:26.020 E pa nije! 00:06:26.500 --> 00:06:27.380 U redu, Phil! 00:06:27.860 --> 00:06:29.100 Želiš li biti zgodan? 00:06:29.640 --> 00:06:30.920 Pretvorit ću te u ljepotana. 00:06:32.320 --> 00:06:34.080 Biti ćeš jebeno zgodan. 00:06:45.080 --> 00:06:47.580 Oh no[nos] Gdje ti ode nos, Phil? 00:06:47.580 --> 00:06:48.080 Ha? 00:06:48.320 --> 00:06:49.800 Gdje ode on? 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:01.600 Uh. Phil. 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:03.540 Više kao NOSATI!! 00:07:03.540 --> 00:07:04.040 BOOM 00:07:04.460 --> 00:07:06.900 Oh ne.. ho ho 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:09.420 OHO ho ho oho 00:07:09.900 --> 00:07:11.480 Dovrahga! 00:07:11.760 --> 00:07:14.220 To su prave nosnice, čovječe! 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:17.300 Čovječe, gdje uređuješ te nosnice? 00:07:19.340 --> 00:07:20.380 Mislim da moramo nastaviti. 00:07:20.840 --> 00:07:26.420 "Napravi Jacksepticeye boljijim (ionako izgleda bolje od tebe)." 00:07:26.420 --> 00:07:27.360 Oh, žao mi je! 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:29.780 Je li Jack na tom popisu? 00:07:30.180 --> 00:07:32.040 E pa nije! 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.000 U redu, da vidimo što možemo s tobom napraviti. 00:07:43.220 --> 00:07:43.780 *podrigivanje* 00:07:44.300 --> 00:07:45.440 SLADAK 00:07:46.880 --> 00:07:47.760 SLADAK 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:51.760 *pjeva* Jebao bih te u šupak... 00:07:54.300 --> 00:07:56.260 TAHAHAHAHHAHA 00:07:56.840 --> 00:07:59.260 *smije se* 00:08:00.780 --> 00:08:02.760 TAKO JE SLADAK 00:08:04.040 --> 00:08:04.720 AHA 00:08:06.860 --> 00:08:07.920 Oh! Počinjem se mrštiti... 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:09.540 To je tako jebeno čudno! 00:08:09.960 --> 00:08:10.680 *WAPEWSH* 00:08:12.540 --> 00:08:13.260 *WAPOOSH* 00:08:13.440 --> 00:08:16.200 DOBRO JUTRO NARODE 00:08:17.160 --> 00:08:18.600 MOJE IME JE 00:08:20.260 --> 00:08:22.540 PEEEWWWWRG 00:08:22.540 --> 00:08:26.480 PEEERGH 00:08:26.880 --> 00:08:28.200 Žao mi je. 00:08:28.840 --> 00:08:30.940 Malo sam skrenuo. 00:08:31.320 --> 00:08:34.120 "Tvoje lice na Kazzo djetetu." 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:37.580 *izdah* Oh ja kao ličim na Kazoo dijete? 00:08:37.580 --> 00:08:38.580 *šapće* Začepi. 00:08:38.680 --> 00:08:41.460 Dokazat ću da nisam Kazoo dijete. 00:08:41.460 --> 00:08:42.580 Jednom zauvijek. 00:08:51.940 --> 00:08:52.540 Čekaj malo... 00:08:52.740 --> 00:08:53.240 *podrigivanje* 00:08:53.540 --> 00:08:54.040 O. 00:08:55.440 --> 00:08:55.940 Moj. 00:08:58.380 --> 00:08:58.880 Bože. 00:09:00.180 --> 00:09:01.360 Ne. *smijeh* 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:02.400 Ne može biti. 00:09:03.340 --> 00:09:04.460 Ne može biti! 00:09:04.460 --> 00:09:06.260 OH MOJ BOŽE *podsmjeh* 00:09:06.260 --> 00:09:08.580 Predugo sam pokušao zanemariti sjećanja. 00:09:09.100 --> 00:09:11.280 O moj Bože. Kako sam mogao zaboraviti? 00:09:11.680 --> 00:09:12.960 Od kuda potječem... 00:09:13.400 --> 00:09:13.900 Moji korijeni. 00:09:15.140 --> 00:09:16.740 Ja sam..Kazoo dijete. 00:09:17.140 --> 00:09:19.300 Ja ću uvijek biti...Kazoo dijete. 00:09:19.300 --> 00:09:20.500 I ponosim se, dovraga. 00:09:22.300 --> 00:09:23.020 [udarac] 00:09:23.340 --> 00:09:25.040 Volim pjevati... 00:09:25.860 --> 00:09:26.780 plesati.. 00:09:27.360 --> 00:09:28.620 I 00:09:28.920 --> 00:09:31.080 [kazoo svira] 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:33.220 KAA ZOOO 00:09:33.540 --> 00:09:37.300 [više kazoo glazbe] 00:09:37.300 --> 00:09:40.360 SAMO KAZOO GA 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:50.100 [kazzujanje se nastavlja] 00:09:53.400 --> 00:09:54.520 [Edgar]: U redu ljudi. 00:09:54.520 --> 00:09:56.000 [Edgar]: Budući da je Pewds mrtav... 00:09:56.800 --> 00:09:59.620 [Edgar]: Preuzimam ovaj kanal. Opet. 00:09:59.920 --> 00:10:03.280 [Edgar]: Molim provjerite ovaj video za više vida... 00:10:03.280 --> 00:10:06.540 [Edgar]: Tako da mogu dobiti njegove novce. 00:10:06.540 --> 00:10:09.180 [Edgar]: Nadam se da ste uživali u videu, valjda. 00:10:09.620 --> 00:10:12.420 [Edgar]: Te se vidimo u iduće! 00:10:12.640 --> 00:10:14.720 [Edgar]: Doviđenja za sad. Doviđenja! 00:10:15.140 --> 00:10:16.920 [Edgar]: Buh Buh bok!