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ce dracu este asta?

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ce dracu este asta?

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oh,este bun

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Unde este apa cand ai nevoie de ea?

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Nu pot sa cred asta

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Oamenii cred

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Ca sunt urat

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Uratule

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Esti urat

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Pewdiepie este asa de batran si de urat

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ohhhh,arati urat ca dracu

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Te rog barbiereste-te!

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Urat..

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De ce esti asa de urat?

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Pewdiepie este asa de urat al meu

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Handsssf????

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sunt asa de urate,omoara-ma,multumesc

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URAT

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De ce crede toata lumea ca sunt urat?

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Este nasul meu gigantic de vina?

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Este ego-ul meu umflat?

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Este dezgustatoarea mea

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personalitate neatractiva?

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Asteapta un minut

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Ce este asta?

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Uita-te la toti oameni atractivi

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Uita-te la-frumos!

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Nu voi fi niciodata asa de frumos!

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De ce am fost nascut cu aceasta face de suedez?

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Frumos...

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absolut uluitor

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Asa de frumos

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Asa de frumos

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OOOOOOOOOOO

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18

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18

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18 nigga

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Oh,imediat dupa Beckham,huh?

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IMEDIAT DUPA BECKHAM

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Hei,de ce nu sunt numarul unu?

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"Cum Zayn este pe 91 si Pewdiepie este pe 18,ce dracu este asta?

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...

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Deoarece Zayn,arati ca un ca**t

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18,huh?

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Pewdiepie pe 18???XD

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Pentru numele lui Dumnezeu

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Okay?

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Este corect haterilor,sunt al naibii de frumos

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si stii ceva,am inteles

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voi deveniti gelosi

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la cum arati

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am inteles,dar stiti ceva!

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Am multe talente,dincolo de fata mea frumoasa

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Glumesc.Okay?

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Nu chiar

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deloc

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Nu glumesc

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Bine,am realizat ca voi aveti nevoie de un pic de ajutor

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si,stiti ceva,sunt destul de bun in Photoshop!

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Asa ca,voi lua niste cereri

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O sa incerc sa va ajut sa va simtiti mai bine in legatura cu voi insiva

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Pentru ca vreau sa va simtiti la fel de impliniti

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ca mine

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Vreau sa va satisfac fratilor

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Sa incepem

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Pewdipie,da-mi o gura

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Okay,ar trebui sa fie usor

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Wow!Aia

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Aia arata asa de bine

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Cu placere!

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Nu stiu de ce nu aveai o gura,dar acum ai.

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Doar nu manca acea p***a

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Pewdiepie,fa-ma emo

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In regula

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Pot s-o fac

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In regula,gata!

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Sunt bine,am terminat aici

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Bine,ce alt ceva mai avem?

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Visul meu e sa arat ca o masina de spalat

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Okai

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Poate fi aranjat

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Bine,dupa o sa-l

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facem foarte mare

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Fa-l real

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oh doamne

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Gata!

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Esti o masina de spalat

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Cu placere!

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Fac visurile oamenilor sa devina realitate,la naiba

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Cred ca arati mai bine

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inainte

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"Fa-ma in porno cu tentaculele,te rog!"

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Bine

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Bine!In regula!

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Sti,nu asi critica alte

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Aspectul fizic al fanilor mei dar eu

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Aceste sprancene

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Arata ca o pista de curse

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Imi aduc aminte de sprancenele lui Brock

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Ar trebui sa se uneasca?Cred ca ar trebui

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Tu,pistruii tai desi imi aduc aminte

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Imi aduc aminte un pic de o caracatita

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Sti,ei au aceeasi textura de piele ca unei caracatite

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Dorinta ei a fost,de fapt, sa fie un tentacul porno

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asa ca

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Cine sunt eu sa-i fur asta?

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Privilegiu

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Okay,gata!

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Esti un tentacul porno

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Doar du-te dracu acum

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Pentru numele lui Dumnezeu

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DEZGUSTATOR

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Oh,asa arata ea.Uitasem

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"Fa-l pe Phil mai frumos.Oh asteapta.Nu poti,Este perfect

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Oh,scuze

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Este Phil pe locul 18 pe list 2016?(ar trebui sa fie)

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NU prea cred

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In regula,Phil

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Vrei sa fii frumos?

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O sa te fac frumos

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O sa te fac al dracului superb

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Oh nu!Unde s-a dus nasul tau,Phil?

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Uh?

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Unde s-a dus?

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Uh.Phil

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Mai mult face de nas!!!

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BOOM

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oh NU

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Oh la naiba,caine!

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La naiba,astea sunt niste nari,omule!

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Amice,unde ti-ai facut narile astea?

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Cred ca ar trebui sa trecem peste

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"Fa-l pe Jacksepticeye sa arate mai bine(el deja arata mai bine ca tine oricum)

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Oh,imi pare rau!

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Este JAck in top-ul listei?

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Nu prea cred

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Bine.Sa vedem ce putem face,Jack

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Dragut

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Dragut

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Asi f**e acel tip in cur

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ESTE ASA DE DRAGUT

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Ma face cringe(nu are traducere in romana)

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Asa de ciudat

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?????????????

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Numele meu este

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okay,scuze

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Am fost un pic distra acolo din nou.

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"Fata ta pe corpul copilului Kazoo"

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Oh,copilul Kazoo cu care aparent seman

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Tace-ti dracului.

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Da,o sa dovedesc ca nu sunt copilul Kazoo

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Odata si pentru totdeauna

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Asteapta un minut

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oh

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Dumnezeul

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meu

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nu

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Nu.Nu poate fi.

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nu poate fi

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Oh Doamne

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Am suprimat amintirile pentru atata timp

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Oh doamne.Cum as putea uita?

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De unde vin

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Radacinile mele.

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Eu sunt copilul Kazoo

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Eu intotdeauna voi fi copilul Kazoo

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Si sunt mandru de asta,la naiba

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Imi place sa cant

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sa dansez

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SI

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KAAA ZOO

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[Edgar]In regula baieti

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[Edgar]Din moment ce Poods este mort

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[Edgar]Te rog-Iau din nou canalul

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[Edgar]Te rog verifica video-ul aici pentru mai multe videoclipuri

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[Edgar]Sa pot sa adsense pentru Pewdiepie

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[Edgar]Sper ca v-a placut video-ul,cred

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[Edgar]Si o sa va vad...in urmatorul

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[Edgar]La revedere acum!La revedere!

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[Edgar]Pa