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*podrig*

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Koj kurac je ovo

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*PUHHHHH*

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DOBRO JUTRO VAMA DAMAMA

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MOJE IME JE DZEKSEPTIKAJ I DOBRODOSLI NAZAD

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*uznemiravajuce vikanje*

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*PUHHHHHH*

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DOBRO JUTRO VAMA DAMAMA

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MOJE IME JE DZEKSEPTIK-

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*lol*

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*jos vikanja*

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*smeh*

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Oh.. to je bilo dobro.

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*plakanje*

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gde je voda kad mi treba

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ne mogu da verujem ovo..

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Ljudi misle

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Ja sam ruzan

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''ruzan si''

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''Ti si lep ko kurac

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''Pewdiepie je tako ruzan i star"

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Oh... ''Ti si ruzan ko kurac''

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''Molim te se obrij"

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Ruzan

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''Zas si tako ruzan?

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''Pewdiepe je tako ruzan

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Moje rukesdasd

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''...su tako ruzne molim te ubij me hvala''

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Ruzan.. :(

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Zasto svi misle da sam ja ruzan?

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Da li je zbog mog ogromnog nosa?

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Da li je sto sam napusen mnogo?

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Da li je zbog moje odvratne...

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...Ne privlacne licnosti?

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Cekaj minut.

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Sta je ovo?

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Pogledaj ove atraktivne momke!

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Pogledaj---SAVRSEN

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Nikad necu biti ovako savrsen!

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Zasto sam rodjen sa Svedskom facom?

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Savrsen.

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Neverovatan...

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Sladak!!

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Sladak..!

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OOO OO OO O OO O O O O

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18

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18

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18

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OH, ODMAH POSLE BEKAMA,HAH?

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ODMAH POSLE BEKAMA!

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Hej, zasto nisam broj jedan?

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'' Kako je zejn devedesetprvi a Pewdiepie osamnaesti koj kurac je ovo.''

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...

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ZATO STO ZEJN IZLEGA KO GOVNO *ROASTOVAN*

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18, HAH?

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*smeh*

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''Pewdiepie 18???????? XDXDXDX''

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Jebote..

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Okej?

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Tako je hejteri, ja sam jebeno savrsen.

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I da znas, znam.

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Vi-- vi ste samo ljubomorni.

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... kako vi izledate.

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Znam, ali znas..

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Ja imam mnogo talenata, osim moje prelepo lice!

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*smeh*

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Salim se. Okej?

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Ne bas.

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Sigurno.

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Ne salim se.

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Okej, shvatio sam da vi ljudi trazite malo pomoci.

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I, da znas, ja sam odlican sa Fotosopom!

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Tako da, uzecu neke zahteve!

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Pokusacu da vam pomognem da se osecate bolje.

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Jer zelim da se osecate dobro koliko..

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...koliko, ah, koliko ja se osecam.

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Hocu da vas setisfujem braco.

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...

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Idemo!

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''Pewdiepie, daj mi usta''

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Oke,to bi trebalo da bude lako.

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Wow! To--

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To izleda tako dobro..!

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Zadovoljstvo!

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Ne znam zasto nisi imao usta, ali sada imas.

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Samo nemoj da jedes tu pickauuu....

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''Pewdiepie, napravi me emo.''

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Uredu.

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Mogu ja to.

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Uredu, gotovo!

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Mi smo-- uredu-- mi smo gotovi ovde.

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ROASTOVANA

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Uredu, sta jos imamo?

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''Moj san je da izledam kao ves masina''

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Oke

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To moze biti uradjeno.

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Uredu, pa cemo da--

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Napravimo stvarno veliko.

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Napravi stvarno-- stvarno eksplodira.

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O Boze.

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Mi smo-- Izvoli!

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Ti si ves masina!

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Zadovoljstvo .

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Ja pravim da ljudima snovi budu ostvareni.

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Ja mislim da ti izgledas mnogo bolje..

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..pre.

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''Napravi me u pornic molim''.

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Fino.

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Uredu! Uredu!

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Znas, ja ne bih kritikovao

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Mojim fanovima fizicku licnost ali ja--

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Ove obrve..

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Izgledaju kao traka za trkanje!

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Nekako me podsecaju na obrve od Broka.

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Dal da se spoje? Mislim da trebaju.

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Ti-- Tvoje pege me podsecaju na..

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Podsecaju me na oktopusa.

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Znas, imaju nekako istu oktopus teksturu.

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Njena zelja je, da bude pornic.

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Tako da.

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*pojma nemam sta znaci ovo sto je reko ovde*

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Privilegija.

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Okej, izvoli.

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Ti si pornic.

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Samo bezi u kurac vise sada.

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Jebemti...

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ODVRATNO

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Oh, to je kako je izgledala pre. Zaboravih

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''Napravi Fila vise lepsim. Oh stani. Ne mozes. On je odavno savrsen.''

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Oh, izvini.

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Da li je Fil renkovan 18 na 2016 listi?

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Ne mislim.

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Uredu, Fil.

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Zelis da izgledas savrseno?

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Napravicu te savrsenim.

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Napravicu te jebeno divnog.

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Ou ne! Gde ti je nestao nos, Fil?

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Hah?

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Gde je nestao?

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Ah, File.

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Vise kao faca nosa!!

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BUMMM

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Ou ne.. hou hou

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OHOHOHOHOHOHO

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Oh covece, psu!

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Covece, ovo su nozdrve, sine!

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Brate, gde si napravio te nozdrve?

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Mislim da bih mogli da nastavimo.

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''Napravi Dzekseptikaja da izgleda bolje''

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Oh, izvinjavam se!

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Da li je Dzek na top listi?

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Ne mislim.

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Uredu. Videcemo sta mozemo uraditi, Dzek.

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*agh*

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SLATKO

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SLATKO

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*peva* Ja bih da jebem tog lika u dupe..

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HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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*AUGHGH*

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TAKO JE SLATKOO

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AHAHA

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Oh! Pravi me da se ubijem!

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Tako je jebeno cudno!

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*VAPIUHH*

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*VAPIUSHH*

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DOBRO JUTRO VAMA DAMAMA

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MOJE IME JE

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PEWWWWWWRG

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PEEEEEGH

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Okej, izvinjavam se

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Malo sam preterao ovde

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''Tvoje lice na Kazoo detetu''.

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Ou Kazoo kid na kojeg ja uglavnom licim

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Ucuti

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Dokazacu da ja nisam kazoo dete.

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jednom za svagda

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Cekaj minut

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*Aaoggh*

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...

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Oh my

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God

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NE

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Ne ne moze biti

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Ne moze biti

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Oh boze

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Bio sam prevazisao sve memorije

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Oh moj boze

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Kako sam mogao zaboraviti, od kud sam dosao?

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Ja sam kazoo dete

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Ja cu uvek biti kazoo dete

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I ponosan sam

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*Ja volim da pevam,

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Igram,

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Iiii

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*TUTUTUTUTUUTUTUTUT*

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*KAZUUUUU*

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*tutuutututuutututuuututuu*(kill me pls)

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SAMOO KAZUUU GA!

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*tuuuuu tuuuu tuuuuuuuu*

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Okej drugari

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Od kako je Pewds mrtav

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Ja oduzimam kanal

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Molim vas, pogledajte video ovde, za jos videa

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Da bih ja otisao sa mesta za Pewdiepie

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Nadam se da ste uzivali u videu

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I vidimo se u sledecem

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Dovidjenja sada, dovidjenaaa

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cao cao cao