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Hello!

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Konnichiwa

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Everybody!

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Pewdiepie fore.. *gets chronic lung cancer*

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I'm back baby!
Back to play some PUBG!!

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Finally! You guys know I love this game.

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I've always been curious. How does this game translate into mobile?

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How could they possibly

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make this game mobile?

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Well, we're about to find out.

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🤣 *Laughs*

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What?! Why does the graphics look good?

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oH My gOD tHe gRaPHicS.

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For real though, why does it look better than PC?

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🤣🤣🤣 *Laughs again*

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Okay. All right.

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I don't know if I could diss too much.

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This is a branded video after all.

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The return of iloveass2, the legendary account.

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Name is already taken.

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🤣 *Laughs again*

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(iloveass)29 how about that?

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iloveass29

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Name is already taken.

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Fantastic.

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How about iloveass2$ ?

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Name is... okay.

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iloveass99999.
(you should try autisticSwedishBoi)

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Okay, we're good.
(oooh)

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We're good. We're solid.

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Oh, look at that! Graphics set to high,

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because of my

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wonderful phone.

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Sailor uniforms.

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That's kawaii. Can I get those?

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Holy hell. I'm impressed.

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I want to do solo, right?

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I always play solo.

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But then again, what if you can talk to other people?

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Oh you can. That could be fun.

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Oh my god. Wait,

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what.

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How do I turn?

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This is not bad.

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Probably like the recording is not as good,

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because, um

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recording and playing at the same time.

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This is totally doable.

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Oh, wait, how do I sprint?

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I just pulled it up fast higher.
Hey, buddy. How you doing?

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Can you hear me?
* gets totally ignored #ForverAlone*

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Brother do you hear me?

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*pewds attempt to revive ugandan knuckels*

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Do you know da way? Don't make me get angry. All right, wait, we should practice guns actually, shit

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Too late. Let's begin. There's hundred people. How do I drop out? I'm so nervous

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This is like the first time I played PUBG

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Aaaah... turn on voice

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*voice*
... on voice chat!

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*noisy poods*
tUrn On VOiCe cHAt

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*voice*
Get in the car!

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*extremely noisy poods*
Get In The CaR GuyS! ComE oN!

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lol imma win

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I'm the only one talking, this is great.

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All right. Well, this is the first game. We got a drop island, right? Military island.

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Here we go!

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Okay. So how does this work then? How do I get forward? Well, I figured that out, but thank you game

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I need to go forward. Oh, I look up. Okay. I got it. F*ck

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Yeah, that's not great. I don't even know how to shoot. I don't know how to pick up items, but here we go

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Perfect landing everybody. 'You can find items in buildings'. Thank you game. So how do I open door?

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Auto. Nice

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Someone's already been here, fantast... oh... all right

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Oh my god, it's so intuitive!
*laughs*

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Okay, we got a vest. Oh my god. If I see an enemy now I'm gonna poop myself 
(me too, Poods, me too)

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Okay, that's good. Come on I can't... I can't not not kill anyone my first game

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Here we go. SCAR. Excellent. So now, how do I use it?

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Uuuumm

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*uses a handgranade*

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NOOOOOOOO!!! NO! That is not what I wanted to do!

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*boom*

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Great. Now, they all know where I am... Okay, SCAR. Select the SCAR

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Oh god, someone's gonna come n... *sigh* ...  YES, okay, okay

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Close this

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No, CLOSE THIS

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This is how the pros play 
(yeah, definitely)

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All right

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I hear him, he's right there. I don't know...

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Can you jump out windows and such? Why do I keep hearing him?

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*shooties*

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YEEEEEEEEAH!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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*sigh*

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Oh, yeah! YEAH!

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Easy! Okay, how do I pick it up?

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Okay. What... oh. Oh, he's just taking all of it. Great.

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I need the compressor

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Pro! *noisy poods again* I'm A PrO GuyS

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Okay, we're in the circle two AND GAMING! I wonder if the SKS is usable at all

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I feel like I should just go with spam weapons. Like how would I possibly use a sniper?

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I gotta say though, super impressed with a...how playable it is

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I was pretty skeptical, okay. Let me just say that. I wasn't sure if it would work

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I feel like I should just go UMP. And this is no way I'm gonna be able to snipe anyone

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So how do I use meds and stuff? Okay. Well, that was easy

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Oh, I heard someone

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Oh... someone's coming

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What is he doing?!

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YEAH BOY!!! Get s... sh... poopty-poo! *laughs* 🤣🤣🤣

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Everyone is so bad! *laughs* 🤣

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Okay, we should probably start thinking about how we want to get out of here AND GAMING! Ha-ha

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I feel like since I'm wearing headphones, it's so easy for me to hear other people

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Kar 98 that would be so fun to snipe in this game. I can definitely see myself getting addicted to this

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Do they have vaulting though? Do they have vaulting can jump? Okay. Oh god

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We're about to drive for the first time. See how this goes

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*laughs*

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I'm sure this will be F I N E

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Okay, so...

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tribe

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fantastic

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Oh!

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Okay, map. We need to cross the bridge

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*laughs*

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cute!

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Whoa!

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Look, I still drive better than Brad. How 'bout that?

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BOOST!

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How am I playing this on mobile? I don't understand it

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All right, let's make sure no one kills us at the bridge

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Bad things can happen at bridges, unless you're careful guys. Got to make sure you cross them as...

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...as fast as possible. All right, new map

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We're pretty good in the middle. I don't know where to go here. Maybe Pochinky

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Say hi to some Pochinky people

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Or maybe here. Yeah, these buildings are really good. Man, I miss playing PUBG

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I used to play every day for hours and hours and hours. It was almost getting pathetic

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No one's looted here. I mean I'll take it. So how do I close doors?

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Uh-oh

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Yeah, this is the most exciting bit of the game. Like, the second circle. Just nothing happens

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I wonder if an M16 is good. I wonder like what gu.. guns are good *laughs*

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I don't know. It looks good, though

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It runs smooth. Like I'm recording at the same time. Yeah, someone's been in here though

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There's still 60 people alive. I don't think I should be that proud of myself

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*laughs*

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I killed the guy that was walking away from me while being shot. All right, I think we're good on stuff actually

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Oh, you can vault. Okay

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Oh, someone's shooting me. 'Cause I... I thought I heard someone. Where is you?

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That was me shooting. I didn't mean to. I panicked *laughs* 🤣🤣🤣

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Whoops! He won't know where I am now!

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There he is, I see him

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*some nice shots*

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OH I GOT HIM

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*laughs* 
🤣🤣🤣

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Perfect aim. I love ass nine nine nine nine nine!

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FOREVER!

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I think I'm ready to go pro pretty much at any given moment. This is my first game guys

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The problem here is that I really have to poo, but I also realize that's technically not a problem anymore...

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I can just go

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BRB guys

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Oh, I don't even need to take this off

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*sigh of pain from Brad or Brad2*

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(sorry Brad)

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GOT 'EM!!!

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God damn it Jack!

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I'm still alive. I'm still alive

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I wonder how good it is to lay just prone

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I feel like that has to be pretty OPN a game like this. So how many people are left?

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I can't see cuz I'm recording over it. So this is... this is pro strats right here guys

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What's happening over there?

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We're still in the circle

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Oh, and I can just zoom in on it. Okay, so that area is really good actually

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We're trying get there

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Why am I talking to myself?

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Like I'm listening to myself. Alright, just go. Or maybe that house there. No, it's not in enough

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Wow, that's a stone. Still a better driver than Brad!

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Alright, we're just gonna come crashing burning

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Close

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*shooties*

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AAAAAAHHH

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That's not what I want you to do! Oh my god, I'm such a pleb

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I'm so nervous!

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Oh, someone's coming. If you get in here, I'm gonna spray your butt to butt cheeks

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This is not camping. This is tactical...

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...sitting

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Oh, I see him

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Got him a little bit. It's a little... oh...oh... shoot him. What's happening?

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GOT 'EM!!!

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Woohoo!

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iloveass99999

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For life! For LIFE. For LAAAFE

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Man, it's getting hard to see. Like, I need to hold it close to my face. I'm not playing on an iPad

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Honestly, I might just invest in it at some form of tablet just to play this game. Oh, there's the drop right there

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I feel like I have such an advantage just playing with headphones. Like, these kids don't know what's happening

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Okay, we're still in the circle. I don't know how many people are left. I can't see. I say we just... chill

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Oh, health bag!

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Oh... that's really nearby shots

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I'm so in it, dude! This is so fun!

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Oh, they're up there in the hill

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Oh, there he is

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Oh my god, they're fine... Oh, he's gonna loot, he's gonna loot

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I can't... Oh, tag him

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He doesn't know I'm shooting him... or where I am

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Oh, there's another guy right there

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Dude, I'm tagging people left and right. Maybe sniping isn't so bad 'cause no one's moving

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Oh God, speaking of moving, I've gotta move

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Oh, someone's nearby

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Can you stop? YES! Yes, I am the BEST!!!

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Blacks123, you can lick me! All right. I need to loot something

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My goal now is basically not... just get the ammo

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I'm a little tempted to get the 4x, but you just can't get everything you want in life

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Wait, you can sprint while you crawl. Oh my god. Do you feel the TENSION? Do you feel THIS?

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We're living the snake life everybody. 
Sssshssh... We're gonna snake this to victory

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Why do I have less lag on my phone... than on my computer? I am so... no, no, no, no!

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Oh God, that's so far. We have so far to crawl. There's nothing there!

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Where is everyone? I don't see ANYONE!

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*noisy poods* 
Guys, please, if this video gets... oh, I see someone

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Should we shoot this guy? That's the real question

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I think we should wait. He must see as, though

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I don't think it does actually. Am I in or not? It's kind of hard to tell. What's he doing? It's like strafing

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Oh my god. I'm so nervous!

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Wait, he's shooting someone else?

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OH, THAT WAS IT?

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THAT WAS IT. HE WAS THE LAST ONE!

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YEEEEEAH! arggggrrr... I am the best gamer on the planet!

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Like this video right now! I mean, I'm proud *laughs*

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Wow. Ss+ everybody

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iloveass has reTURNED!

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First game everybody! That was super fun. Dude, I'm shaking!

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It's like, when I first played PUBG the first time, you know

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It really takes me back to like three months ago

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Guys, check out PUBG mobile, link in the description. Add me as a friend

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iloveass99999 maybe we can play together. This is super fun

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The game is free on mobile. So definitely check it out and download it. So much fun playing this

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And... Yeah, that's it for me for now. Goodbye