WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:09.180 S c i e n c e . 00:00:09.180 --> 00:00:10.960 I 00:00:10.960 --> 00:00:12.610 LOVE 00:00:12.610 --> 00:00:13.830 SCIENCE! 00:00:13.830 --> 00:00:18.611 No, no, no, no, no! I don't just looove scienlence. 00:00:18.620 --> 00:00:20.340 Sci... Fuck you. 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:21.260 I 00:00:21.260 --> 00:00:22.291 F U C K I N G 00:00:22.291 --> 00:00:22.791 L O V E 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:23.860 S C I E N C E ! 00:00:24.040 --> 00:00:26.120 My name is PeeewDiePiiie! 00:00:26.460 --> 00:00:30.860 Rick and Morty is my favorite anime. I freakin' love science! 00:00:31.200 --> 00:00:35.960 Christian Channel. And, Neil Degrasse Tyson is my god. 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:50.800 [epic music] 00:00:51.220 --> 00:00:53.640 If you've seen the legendary meme: 00:00:53.640 --> 00:00:55.200 *demonstrates previously referenced meme* 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:57.200 This, have you've seen this meme? 00:00:57.420 --> 00:00:58.240 [epic music] 00:00:58.500 --> 00:01:05.720 Of course you have. It's a classic. One of my personal- Actually, it's my favorite meme of all time. I have it printed here on my 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:11.940 wall. Then, you might know of the legend, the one and only, Neil Degrasse Tysoooon. 00:01:12.140 --> 00:01:13.140 *Katy Perry being dumb* 00:01:13.580 --> 00:01:14.220 [Rage] 00:01:14.460 --> 00:01:20.620 Because, I love science and I love Neil Degrasse Tyson, in case that wasn't clear before. 00:01:27.720 --> 00:01:28.980 *cringe groaning* 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:31.940 I love science, seriously! 00:01:32.360 --> 00:01:38.840 Neil Degrasse Tyson, that's my shit! He's my jam! I'm like Neil, feed it to me! Feed me the science back, man! 00:01:39.100 --> 00:01:40.880 *pewdiepie eating sounds* 00:01:41.180 --> 00:01:42.900 You need me to explain Rick and Morty to you Neil? 00:01:42.900 --> 00:01:44.180 *pewdiepie eating sounds* 00:01:44.180 --> 00:01:45.920 Science Facts: Pluto's not a real planet! 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:46.980 *sounds* 00:01:46.980 --> 00:01:53.560 Science Facts left and right! You probably seen Neil already from my video where I did a Katy Perry. 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:59.280 [THE LEGEND] Most people who could be born will never be born. Will never even exist. 00:01:59.950 --> 00:02:01.950 So, the fact that- [A KATY PERRY] Like, sperm? 00:02:02.170 --> 00:02:04.090 Neil Is sort of an 00:02:04.090 --> 00:02:07.079 evangelist for science, you know? It's his job. 00:02:07.630 --> 00:02:14.790 It's his career. He built a career. He's an astrophysicist, but his main career seems to be, these days, to promote 00:02:15.100 --> 00:02:19.469 science to people. Get people involved with silence- science. Why can I- Why do I mix that word up. 00:02:19.720 --> 00:02:22.979 So, he goes on these celebrity tours. He goes on a lot of public appearances. 00:02:23.290 --> 00:02:28.529 And, you know it's, it's a noble cause. It's a good thing, you know? Get people Involved with science. I have no problem with that. 00:02:28.690 --> 00:02:32.070 But, you get, you get funny moments of, of people wanting to 00:02:33.250 --> 00:02:35.250 understand science, But, they're just- 00:02:35.440 --> 00:02:37.120 They're just idiots. 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:40.380 [THE ONE AND ONLY] So, the fact that- [idiot] Like, sperm?! [SCIENCE GOD] Sure, yeah, yeah. [idiot] Well, it is science! 00:02:40.380 --> 00:02:43.240 [KING OF SCIENCE] The rest don't. [the other one] Where do they go? [KING] They're dead! 00:02:43.620 --> 00:02:44.760 There's also the famous one 00:02:45.060 --> 00:02:46.080 where he 00:02:46.090 --> 00:02:47.380 talks about time 00:02:47.380 --> 00:02:53.669 with Pharrell Williams. And, time is such an interesting concept to me. Like, I really- That is one of those things that- 00:02:53.769 --> 00:02:58.979 It's almost scary just to think of the concept of time and just 00:02:59.500 --> 00:03:05.490 because, it's something infinite. You would think that's what they talk about in this, in this interview with, 00:03:05.980 --> 00:03:11.920 with Tyson and Pharrell Williams, because he has this meme where he goes like, 'BAOWWAOA!' 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:12.900 And, maybe you've seen it. 00:03:12.910 --> 00:03:16.469 [NDT] So, the sun would rise and set and we'd call that a day. The moon would go around 00:03:16.570 --> 00:03:18.839 once, we call that a moonth, became a month. 00:03:19.240 --> 00:03:22.980 Earth would go around the sun, that became a year and these became the natural 00:03:24.310 --> 00:03:26.310 timekeeping ways. 00:03:26.470 --> 00:03:29.609 When you want it to be more precise than just sun up and sun down, 00:03:30.100 --> 00:03:34.980 you had to invent some machine that could keep more accurate time and it'd divide the day 00:03:35.340 --> 00:03:37.340 into parts that are convenient to you. 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:39.300 [PeeeewDiePiiiie] Look at Pharrell! He's so ready 00:03:39.300 --> 00:03:44.760 to have his mind blown. He's like, 'Oh My God! It's coming. It's coming! The science fact is coming! Come on, Neil feed it to 00:03:44.900 --> 00:03:46.440 me! Feed me the science fact! 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:49.740 [NDT] We- That's- So, we now keep better time than that. We keep atomic time. 00:03:49.980 --> 00:03:50.480 [Ph] Mhm. 00:03:50.480 --> 00:03:54.240 [Guy In Top Left Corner] Look at, l-look at Pharrell's fucking face when he says that, 'We keep atomic time.' 00:03:54.340 --> 00:03:57.920 [NDT] We- That's- So, we now keep better time than that. We keep atomic time. [Ph] Mhm. 00:03:58.080 --> 00:04:01.340 So, now we use- It's an atomic clock and we can and you want 00:04:01.350 --> 00:04:04.200 To have totally abandoned Clock is Really Based on like Atoms oh? 00:04:04.200 --> 00:04:09.450 Yeah so Now you bring the clock into space and you don't you, no longer have to Read out this Jack 00:04:14.450 --> 00:04:18.730 It's Actually Based on electrons Moving Within The Atoms Just to be precise i 00:04:22.430 --> 00:04:24.430 Don't know What Frequency that is 00:04:25.430 --> 00:04:31.900 How Annoyed neil gets from This he's Just like shut the hell Up dude i don't know What Frequency that is didn't even Say Anything 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:34.360 interesting he Just Explained 00:04:35.570 --> 00:04:38.529 Atomic Clocks Is the Thing he didn't Explain How it works 00:04:39.590 --> 00:04:43.600 It's Just Like We Use them to tell time it'S more accurate Than the sun in the stars 00:04:48.230 --> 00:04:50.230 Look Even Poison out Himself 00:04:54.860 --> 00:04:59.949 So you'd bring an Atomic clock with you and you'd Keep Good time and you're good to go yeah you are you're honking you don't 00:04:59.950 --> 00:05:03.129 Have to sister Got It he's Got to digest this back Wow 00:05:03.740 --> 00:05:05.480 you Just Blew my Mind 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:08.110 What that Atomic time is kept By Atomic clocks 00:05:10.400 --> 00:05:14.500 Wow you Just blew my Mind Just blew my Mind like What Why 00:05:16.610 --> 00:05:22.149 That Atomic time is Kept By Atomic clocks That's enough for you to be fuckin Mind 00:05:22.150 --> 00:05:24.609 Blown on a Grid you might think of It is 00:05:25.100 --> 00:05:31.239 What's street in New York What street What Haven't you and What floor in a Building that you might meet someone these are three 00:05:31.430 --> 00:05:34.450 Coordinates That You It Would Not give a time Without a Place 00:05:35.090 --> 00:05:40.270 Nor would you give a Place Without a time to meet someone require four Numbers 00:05:41.150 --> 00:05:47.590 Basically four coordinates three Space Coordinates at One time time is the fourth Dimension 00:05:48.320 --> 00:05:56.020 Isn't that a lot more interesting Than Just Saying This machine With Houses Atoms in its name in it uses atoms to explain Tap 00:05:56.390 --> 00:05:58.070 Wow 00:05:58.070 --> 00:06:03.790 so and This all This This Reaction That Farrell Has sort of Stems from This 00:06:04.100 --> 00:06:06.939 New cult or Should i Say or new 00:06:07.760 --> 00:06:09.760 Movement That 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:11.990 Embraces science as 00:06:11.990 --> 00:06:16.960 It's Kind of Like Weed science like Whoa my Mind is totally Blown Right Now by these 00:06:17.090 --> 00:06:19.510 Science facts Man I don't know what to do 00:06:20.350 --> 00:06:25.989 There's These Websites Like i Fuckin love science oh i love science so much no you don't 00:06:25.990 --> 00:06:31.150 you Like to look at Pretty Pictures or political pictures of Neil degrasse Tyson with quotes on it 00:06:32.210 --> 00:06:34.069 31,000 People Liked This picture 00:06:34.069 --> 00:06:40.239 This Little Cartoon Image Of an asteroid 400 People Like This Actual science article you know that cringe meme 00:06:40.460 --> 00:06:43.090 With Neil Where he's Just like oh the crunch is too 00:06:43.250 --> 00:06:48.819 strong It's for you okay you Just don't understand It he's Correct Neil's That Neil is Cringing at you 00:06:49.069 --> 00:06:51.639 okay i think this comic strip Really 00:06:52.370 --> 00:07:00.009 Explains The Whole i fucking love science Thing Perfectly did you know that Human Hair and Nails are made from the same Kind of Stuff 00:07:00.440 --> 00:07:01.610 yeah i 00:07:01.610 --> 00:07:02.720 Love science 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:09.820 I'm not Really sure you understand love or science When you love something you don't Just love the exciting and fun parts You love the 00:07:09.820 --> 00:07:13.659 Boring Parts Just As Much As People Who truly love science Spend Their life studying the 00:07:13.909 --> 00:07:20.469 Tedious Little Bits As Well as The big Flashy facts you don't love science you're looking at The butt When he walks By 00:07:21.349 --> 00:07:27.009 Now don't Get me wrong i love neil i think he's a Very interesting person he looks like a Cute little? 00:07:27.229 --> 00:07:30.819 Cuddly Teddy Bear and i Think he Generally Does a Really Great Job at explaining 00:07:31.820 --> 00:07:34.449 complicated Things to an easy digestible 00:07:34.610 --> 00:07:37.900 Way i think that takes a Great Skill and i have a Lot of respect for That 00:07:37.969 --> 00:07:39.999 But there are times that neil gets It wrong 00:07:40.969 --> 00:07:44.919 At least in my opinion Neil Is a Very Avid on Twitter 00:07:47.330 --> 00:07:52.690 He posted in 2010 2010 another thought to disturb a restful Slumber 00:07:52.940 --> 00:07:57.789 especially If You are Vain in a Mirror you can Kiss Yourself Only on the lips 00:08:05.060 --> 00:08:06.560 4 months later: 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:13.780 *reading tweet* 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:18.780 I feel like I heard that before sometime. Three years later: 00:08:18.780 --> 00:08:23.400 *reading 1st tweet* 00:08:26.400 --> 00:08:34.820 *reading 1st tweet* 00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:36.740 (you know what's going on) 00:08:51.180 --> 00:08:55.100 But, as someone was quick to point out; we have people living in space stations. 00:08:56.170 --> 00:08:58.260 There's always someone in space. 00:08:59.410 --> 00:09:03.510 Constantly. I hate this sort of approach that [Whine Voice] ugh things are better back before. 00:09:04.029 --> 00:09:06.029 Things were better before, man. 00:09:06.460 --> 00:09:10.700 45 years ago, things were way better, man. [Normal Voice] What about the internet, Neil?! 00:09:10.920 --> 00:09:14.960 You know the thing that you tweet from? Do you remember before the internet? I do. 00:09:15.580 --> 00:09:22.589 It was awful. I understand what he meant was the development of NASA and, and in space, but come on, man. 00:09:23.140 --> 00:09:25.140 We're living better off than ever! 00:09:25.660 --> 00:09:31.920 Don't be so down, Neil. You need a hug? I'd hug you. You look very huggable. Call me. (I ship it.) Let's see what Neil else tweets. 00:09:43.570 --> 00:09:48.479 Bats are, in fact, not blind, Neil! I thought you loved science, Neil? Is that a- 00:09:48.640 --> 00:09:51.220 Is that a science blown fact for you there? 00:09:51.380 --> 00:09:55.200 * Pharrell Mind Blown Meme * 00:09:55.360 --> 00:10:00.820 I thought you were better than this. And, you know what? So what, Neil makes a few mistakes. That's fine. 00:10:01.330 --> 00:10:05.009 Everyone does. I mean I never do I never Say anything Wrong okay 00:10:05.170 --> 00:10:11.640 Ever has never Happened i think that What a noise is so much is that the internet has collectively decided to suck Neil's dick 00:10:12.970 --> 00:10:18.360 so hard That he's Just become This Evan Evan Gallus of science it's Almost like science Is a 00:10:19.060 --> 00:10:21.929 New Religion and Neil is the pope 00:10:22.690 --> 00:10:26.039 He has a Closer Connection to science and most People and 00:10:26.350 --> 00:10:33.240 When he Speaks science he speaks It in a Way that you don't understand You Simple average Joes You don't understand science like i do 00:10:33.490 --> 00:10:34.990 magnemite neil degrasse Tyson 00:10:34.990 --> 00:10:41.640 Man Am i Dead you got Dasom how how would to Ferry Traveled The World That quickly and how 00:10:41.920 --> 00:10:46.019 Would She Possibly know who lost a Tooth it's not Just wrong but 00:10:46.990 --> 00:10:48.990 Ignorant Thank you neil 00:10:49.450 --> 00:10:52.319 God Darn It Finally Someone 00:10:53.020 --> 00:10:54.340 scientifically 00:10:54.340 --> 00:10:56.340 intelligent That can disprove This 00:10:57.130 --> 00:10:59.130 Incorrect Theory Of The Tooth Fairy 00:10:59.950 --> 00:11:07.619 But Stay The Hell away from Santa Neil okay because we Know that scientifically proven the tooth Fairy Nath's is wrong That's Just Ignorant 00:11:07.900 --> 00:11:15.059 Ah i hate ignorance i'm Neal huh there's a Thing like i said i Really like nia i think it's really entertaining and 00:11:15.790 --> 00:11:19.379 I think Is an interesting guy to listen to i think his Mission to 00:11:20.050 --> 00:11:22.739 Speak for science Is noble i Just don't like 00:11:23.860 --> 00:11:25.860 This i love science 00:11:27.890 --> 00:11:32.980 Seriously i think Neil degrasse tyson is the shit and i think That's a Consequence of? 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:40.120 The Kind of science That he's promoting Along With Other websites personally i Hated Math and i Hated Physics Through 00:11:41.420 --> 00:11:47.920 Through The Beginning of High School But Then i learned to love It because and not Because of stupid memes about 00:11:48.770 --> 00:11:53.020 Space and things to blow your mind but because i find that it's really 00:11:54.350 --> 00:11:56.350 Really Satisfying to do 00:11:56.750 --> 00:12:02.110 Problem-Solving Like Math and it's really Really Fun and Satisfying to understand have a Deeper Understanding? 00:12:02.570 --> 00:12:05.890 How Things Work in the universe and not Just Superficial 00:12:06.560 --> 00:12:07.760 Atoms 00:12:07.760 --> 00:12:14.650 Atom clocks are based off atoms. Whooaaa!! And, I just don't understand why can't you teach that instead. I really wish I learned 00:12:15.400 --> 00:12:18.940 how fun math and physics and science can actually be when I was younger. 00:12:19.160 --> 00:12:23.160 Rather than having to discover it by chance later. And, it's not gonna happen 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:25.620 through these stupid Facebook pages. Also, 00:12:25.700 --> 00:12:30.309 Neil! Feel free to hit me up in the DMs, anytime! I-I'll go gay for you and Marzia gave me a free pass. *wink*