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*inhale* (Any closer?)

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*exhale*

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Hello minna-san (everyone), Konnichiwa (hello) It's me, yes. Another day in Japan.

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So what do i do when i spend my time here?

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- lookin' at Reddit, baby~

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That's what were doing here today.

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*chuckle*

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Because no one's ever done that.

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Pushing the boundaries on what is content here on Youtube.

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*INHALE*

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I did find a really interesting well-- actually i didn't find it.. Dave from 'Boy In A Band' sent it to me (Thank you Dave!)

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Arigato-Gozaimasu, (thank you very much) dabe

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is really funny, Reddit, it's called: 'Awful Taste But Great Execution'...

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er..For everything that displays quality craftsmanship in the least elegant way possible

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It's basically as if you..were extremely talented at something..

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..that no one cares about. That' s essentially this Reddit.

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A woman CrOsHeEdD ..'s that how you say that?.. herself and her dawg

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*chuckle*

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See?i saw the dog first and then i look up and i'm like "OH GOD"

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*laugh*

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Why..would you do THAT? why for the love of god would you do that?

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'like , that's takes a long ass time to do that as well

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Why..would.you.do.that?

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You don't just wake up one do-- morning and go..

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"I'm gonna croshet not just myself but my dog"

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"..And it's gonna be epic!"

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Y'know , if she-if she did it for the meme, I can understand..

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But you know she didn't do it for the meme

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So there will be no respect from me

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ok

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'A long time lurker, then i saw this and just had to share.'

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What in the God's name of Earth am i lookin' at? okay..

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those are the eyes..*giggle*

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Why would you make this?

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"You know, my car is really nice and all, but.."

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"..i would really prefer it for it to be..a hippo!"

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*skratta*

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Who says that?

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*laugh*

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*L. Paul voice* Ii JuSt ReallY lOvE HiPpoS, they're so great!..but really, i wanna drive a hippo.

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Don't you undrestand?

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Y'DON'T UNDRESTAND I LOVE HIPPOS.. 
 *lol*

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Found on Craigslist. I have no words

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I mean Mater is a great character, at least i undrestand this ..

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cuz it makes sense to be a fan on tho- that wonderful film, known as Cars 2.

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yea i would actualyy say this is Awesome Taste and Great Execution. Good Job :)

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This one wins. Congratulations.

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German Police stops car with what turns out to be a blood sticker

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...No charges because "awful taste is not a crime".

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jesus christ *lmao*

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er--like..

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Can you imagine the police's reaction be like : we should probably stop that car

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*more laughter*

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Jesus Christ..

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You forget really how bad taste people have--not like me..impeccable taste, i mean..

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Coudn't be BADDER than...than this.

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Heard you guys might appreciate this Velvet Mercedes I saw...

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*INHALE*

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Jesus Christ

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I've actually seen these.. i saw this in Beverly Hills

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As in "velvet"..uh-- was it a Mustang , i don't know

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It's actually good....this looks terrible

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I- I don't know what difference in 'ere

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*laughs*

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Kinda wanna pee on that wha'-- *chuckles* (Felix, that's nasty)

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Don't judge me, okay? I like peeing on things >:O

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-that're ugly...

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I'm just beginning to see a theme here with car changes..now why would you do that?

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why would you do that?

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"Can i get my bran new van to look 20 years old? Thanks."

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Well now at least you don't have to worry about it agin'..it actually makes..PERFECT SENSE!

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Is it distracting that i had my h-hand up here? (yes)

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..Because it's quite comfortable.

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This is an abomination.

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Why would you do that? i don't undrestand, i just-i just don't undrestand

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I need to know the context.

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*laughs*

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So the ear... goes around the neck?..i mean , that's clever.

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Does it look good?..abolutely not.

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Is it clever and funny? yes.

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Oh my god. Yes

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The real s**t, guys

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This is what i'm talki-- talking about

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It's not just this, you see a lot of guys get their beard like..

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Purrfect..line.

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And perrrfect.. the way--

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The way peo- some-- they go to like a barber and they're like.."yea i'm gonna

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hook you up, i'm gonna get you the best goddamn beard-cut ever."

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And then it just looks like-

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It looks disgusting! (agreed)

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It makes me sick.

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Are you telling me this is supposed to look good you look f-- this looks !@#$ing terrible

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Look at this dood .. look a' *laughs"

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This is what i see..this is truly.. oh god no~ please

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Awful taste. 👏 Great. Execution. 👏

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My god is that Jesus Christ? Jesus of Nazareth as a balloon crusifixion

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I don't know about you guys, but i kinda like it :) and i'd at least appreciate the artistry that went behind this

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I feel like that i-i-i- ...don't you know know someone like this -someone's cousin, someone's uncles..they're like

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"yea..i had this passion preject that i'v been working on for like 30 years. " And you can tell they talented..

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But then you look at it and you're like" that's just so !@#$ing awful" .

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Saw this on Facebook...i don't know this is kinda cool. *chuckle*

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I don't know what to tell you!

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Did you guys know that skiftnyckel (adjustable wrench or spanner) is a Swedish invention?

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You're welcome, the world.

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It's also showing your pee-pee size *fake laughter*

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*Ooof Goteem*

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This Reddit makes me uncofortable. I 
 don't know about you guys.

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I feel sick.

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This dentist's room waiting--waiting roo-- *trailes off as he laughs*

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The thing is i- ..also all the money that went into this, it's not just the time?

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This is like, the investements people make to create this ABOMINATIONS!

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*creepy music starts playing in backgrong as it zooms into secret boss from Silent Hill* OH.My.!@#$ing.God.

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what is that?

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Nope.

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Just stop crosheting.....people. okay?  that should be banned.

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i would rather they ban this, than any onther bad thing..

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murder, theft, (memes)...fine.

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Ban this. Please ban crosheting people

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Has anyone ever went: 'hey i would like a croshet-ed baby please'

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*laughs*

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I just don't undrestand...i have so many questions

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Oh my god what is this? is that teeth? oh god F**k.. just stop..just stop

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This is why people(s) need to stop being creative..this is why Hug Dog(?) Hug Me I'm Scared vedeos exist.

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Stop being creative. It's not for you, man.

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Ahaha

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Wallet chain ankle crocs

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*laughs* :)

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In case someone steals your crocs

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*laughs*

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They be like "Haha got'cha!"

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..betcha didn't think i wore--

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it's a 'stylistic' choice (Swedish accent)

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*sigh* now why would you want that on your chest?

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oh my god...

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what am i lookin' at?

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..This whole thing just makes me uncomfortable. I feel sick.

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Smash like if you're feeling sick right now. Just so i can know how many people fee-

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There they are ! There they are! I've commented about these *chuckle*

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they're like 4,000 yea

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oh i rememeber asking on their video "who in God's Earth

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- in their right mind, would get one of these?" *giggle*

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and then literally the day after

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Filthy Frank's cousin (RIP) ..

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i don't know if he actually is his cousin..There's a Tweet sayin' "Oh yea Erza is my cousin. That's a pretty know fact."

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Why would you do that?*laughs*

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The balls...the balls to pull up on one o' these...

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...are some huge balls. okay?

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I can appreciate that-- i can only appreciate it for the meme but i can't tell he's memeing -Alt reality Filthy Frank

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I don't know what to tell you, man.... *inhale*  A duct tape car.

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Jesus Christ..I mean that looks smooth~

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.. I don't know what to tell you, man. Awful Taste, Great Exuction? You did a great job..You tapes your car.

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*sigh*Oh god this makes me sick... it feels so weird...What is that?

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*creepy music in background * Ohh.. Ohh..And i agree i hate it .. I HATE IT!

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It's so impressive but i hate it. What in the God's name is that? she has a drawer on her shoe. !#@$   *laughs*

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Oh she has chocolates in it..What does she have?

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She has chocolates ..in her shoe.

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.....in her shoe.. awh god... i mean why not? i mean why not at this point why the frick not?

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This upside down truck. *inhale* stop... stop it

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Just stop it ..i mean that looks dope..no?Does that not look dope?

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I think that looks dope? does that mean i have an awful taste? !@#$ .

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What is this?Doggie DooDoo Firework.Oh god, i really i wanna see this

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Okay..that s**t should come out of course.

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that's awesome

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oh my god *chuckles*

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ThiS Me WhEn i Am MeXiCaN

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Jesus Christ

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This is every #!&% that Edgar has.  Custom Dog Slippers made to look like your dog

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I think that dog's face summerizes my reaction pretty well.

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I kinda like this..i think sometimes i do have Awful Taste *laughs*

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"Can i have one of those haircuts please?"

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"Finish the artwork please."

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looks good.. it looks really good. I'v--I'm certain we need to ban crosheting ..just in general

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Just ban it..I'm sorry if you're a fellow croshestor-Not a fellow croshestor..

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A nine-year-old croshestor ..is that what it's called, croshestor? (no.) I'm gonna call it that.

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Y-you're gonna have to stop, we're putting  you in prison. That should be some kind of creative law.. someone make an uh-- abomination

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They just get psst-te- thrown to jail..(they) Be like "Sorry this croshet was just so bad you're going to prison now."

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You contribueted nothing ..Therefore you will go to Jail, and think about what you've done

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lightning McQueen

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tron Ferrari  ...that

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*beep* 'looks bad it's kinda cool ..goddammit

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it's like one of those things where...it might have a personal attachement to you, and everone..I get it now ..

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I think i got it.. it's -eh-ye- that's what it is

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This is like one of thing where you have a personal attachement to..

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And then maybe the people around you know that..that's a thing you really like

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So when they get it..they're so proud of it. So everyone else around it goes like "Wow"..

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That's so great, we're so proud o' you. Meanwhile on the Interent..

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pffft *lol* (no one would be proud of you)

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uh-Like this guys , he probably like teeth , you know. And he's like " I hav ethis Mustang"

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"I really want teeth for it." I don't know , i'm tryna make sense the !@#$ing insane people here, okay?

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GODDAMNIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!

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-Now why would you do that?

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and why would you give your haircut a haircut?

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Don't give your haircut a !@#$ing haircut, goddamnit    
 (-pewdiepie 2019) ..god damn it

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S-s-stahhp

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Stop being ccreative.

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ahhh God..

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I can't take it anymore..Frosted Tips..oh god. Why does-if it's 2019 stop getting frosted tips

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for the love of god..

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staahp

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*laughter* I can't take it anymore.   Lady wanted her husband's bite mark as a tftt-- wtf!

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*wtf Felix*

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*are you okay?*

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*SEND HELP!*

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*I don't know if he is laughing or crying tbh he's gone insane*

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I'm losing it, i can't do this...

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[inaudible] *See i told you*

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*unintelligible* for !@#$'s sake ...it's disgusting what am i lookin' at

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I'll see you guys tomorrow.   :)

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oh..Before you leave..Got one important announcement:

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It's time to do your part. Thank you, Represent.com/pewdiepie. See you guys tomorrow. Bye!

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bye~

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[inaudible] for f^@% sake

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It's disgusting -what is that -what am I looking?

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