WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.280 (Oh hi any closer?) 00:00:01.860 --> 00:00:07.320 Hello minna-san, konnichiwa (hello everyone, good afternoon), it's me. Yes, another day in Japan. 00:00:07.320 --> 00:00:11.140 So what do I do when I spend my time here? Looking at reddit, baby. 00:00:11.349 --> 00:00:18.868 That's what we're doing here today because no one's ever done that. Pushing the boundaries on what is content here on YouTube! 00:00:18.869 --> 00:00:20.529 I did find it really interesting 00:00:20.529 --> 00:00:25.799 Well, actually I didn't find it, Dave from Boyinaband sent it to me. Arigato gozaimasu, Dave. (Thank you very much Dave) 00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:31.600 He sent me this really funny reddit. It's called "Awful taste but great execution." 00:00:32.500 --> 00:00:39.400 For everything that displays quality craftsmanship in the least elegant way possible 00:00:39.500 --> 00:00:44.760 It's basically as if you were extremely talented at something that no one cares about. 00:00:44.900 --> 00:00:46.280 That's essentially this reddit. 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:48.840 A woman crocheted. Is that how you say that? 00:00:49.400 --> 00:00:51.400 herself and her dog 00:00:52.809 --> 00:00:56.038 See I saw the dog first and then I look up and I'm like oh god 00:00:58.000 --> 00:00:59.829 Why would you do that? 00:00:59.829 --> 00:01:04.709 Why for the love of God would you do that? That takes a long-ass time to do that as well? 00:01:05.070 --> 00:01:06.610 Why would you do that? 00:01:06.610 --> 00:01:13.559 You don't just wake up one morning and go I'm gonna crochet not just myself but my dog and it's gonna be epic 00:01:13.979 --> 00:01:17.548 You know, if she did it for the meme I can understand but you know 00:01:17.549 --> 00:01:20.639 She didn't do it for the meme so there will be no respect from me 00:01:20.770 --> 00:01:22.890 Okay a long time lurker 00:01:22.890 --> 00:01:28.349 Then I saw this and just had to share what in the god's name of Earth am I looking at okay 00:01:28.360 --> 00:01:30.360 Those are the eyes 00:01:31.659 --> 00:01:34.109 Why would you make this you know 00:01:34.110 --> 00:01:39.360 My car is really nice and all but I would really prefer it for it to be a hippo 00:01:40.360 --> 00:01:42.360 Who says that? 00:01:42.700 --> 00:01:48.810 I just really love hippos. They're so great. But really I want to drive a hippo don't you understand? 00:01:49.420 --> 00:01:56.680 You don't understand. I love hippos! Found on Craigslist. I have no words. I mean Mater is a great character 00:01:56.680 --> 00:02:02.400 At least I understand this, cuz it makes sense to be a fan of that wonderful film known as Cars 2 00:02:02.430 --> 00:02:07.290 Yeah, I would say this is actually awesome taste and great execution. Good job! 00:02:08.160 --> 00:02:10.440 This one wins. Congratulations! 00:02:10.920 --> 00:02:15.600 German police stops car with what turns out to be a blood sticker 00:02:16.379 --> 00:02:20.239 No charges because awful taste is not a crime 00:02:21.450 --> 00:02:23.479 Jesus Christ I like (awful taste) 00:02:24.540 --> 00:02:28.069 Can you imagine the police reaction be like we should probably stop that car 00:02:30.390 --> 00:02:32.390 Jesus Christ 00:02:32.609 --> 00:02:37.639 You forget really how bad taste people have, not like me impeccable taste. I mean 00:02:38.310 --> 00:02:41.750 Couldn't be better than this. Heard you guys might 00:02:42.510 --> 00:02:45.109 Appreciate this velvet in Mercedes. I saw 00:02:45.959 --> 00:02:51.108 Jesus Christ, I've actually seen these I saw this in Beverly Hills I saw a velvet 00:02:51.659 --> 00:02:57.679 Was it a Mustang? I don't know, it actually looked good. This looks terrible. I I don't know what difference in me 00:02:58.439 --> 00:03:00.439 Kind of want to pee on that. I don't know what 00:03:02.069 --> 00:03:09.679 Don't judge me okay, I like peeing on things that are ugly. I'm just beginning to see a theme here with the car changes 00:03:10.620 --> 00:03:12.620 Now why would you do that? 00:03:12.959 --> 00:03:17.689 Why would you do that? Can I get my brand-new van to look twenty years old? 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:19.600 Thanks 00:03:20.640 --> 00:03:25.400 Well, at least now you don't have to worry about it aging actually makes perfect sense 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:31.400 It's a distracting that I have my hand up here because it's quite comfortable. This is an abomination! :O 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:39.600 Why would you do that? I don't understand. I just I just don't understand. I need to know the context 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:45.800 So the ear goes around the neck, I mean that's clever 00:03:46.820 --> 00:03:51.940 Does it look good? Absolutely not. Is it clever and funny? Yes. Oh my god. Yes! 00:03:53.480 --> 00:04:00.960 Preach it guys. This is what I'm talking talking about. It's not just this you see a lot of guys get their beard, like 00:04:01.600 --> 00:04:03.560 Perfect line and 00:04:03.569 --> 00:04:08.840 Perfect. The way the way they go to like a barber and they're like, yeah, I'm gonna hook you up 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:13.760 We're gonna get you the best goddamn beard cut ever and then it just looks like, it looks disgusting 00:04:13.760 --> 00:04:19.440 It makes me sick. Are you tell me this' supposed to look good? That looks f****** terrible. Look at this, dude 00:04:19.440 --> 00:04:21.440 Look at him! *laughs* 00:04:21.540 --> 00:04:25.760 This is what I see this is oh god, no, please 00:04:26.280 --> 00:04:34.009 Awful taste great execution my god. Is that Jesus Christ Jesus of Natherens as a balloon crucifixion 00:04:34.009 --> 00:04:34.819 I don't know about you guys 00:04:34.819 --> 00:04:38.778 But I kind of like it and I at least appreciate the artistry that went behind this 00:04:38.779 --> 00:04:44.929 I feel like.. don't you know someone like this? Someone's Cousin, someones uncle, they're like 00:04:44.929 --> 00:04:50.560 Yeah, I had this passion project that I've been working on for like 30 years and you can tell they're talented 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:55.600 But then you look at it and you're like: That's just f***ing awful! Saw this on Facebook! 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:59.240 I don't know. This is kinda' cool. 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:07.080 I don't know what to tell you. Did you guys know that the "skiftnyckeln" is a Swedish invention. You're welcome the world. It's also showing your pEepEe size. 00:05:07.080 --> 00:05:09.240 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ironic* 00:05:09.440 --> 00:05:15.200 This Reddit makes me uncomfortable. I don't know about you guys. I feel sick. This dentist ?room waiting? 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:21.040 The thing is like also all the money that went into this not just the time 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:25.440 This is like the investments people make to create these abominations. 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:26.320 OH 00:05:26.480 --> 00:05:27.760 MY 00:05:27.760 --> 00:05:28.760 F***ing 00:05:28.880 --> 00:05:29.640 God 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:31.200 What is that? 00:05:31.880 --> 00:05:33.600 Stop crocheting 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:43.440 People okay, that should be banned I would rather they ban this than any other bad things murder, theft, fine 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:49.960 Ban this! Please ban crocheting people. Has anyone ever went: "Hey, I would like a crocheted baby, please." 00:05:53.400 --> 00:05:58.800 I just don't understand. I have so many questions. Oh my god. What is this a teeth? Oh God! 00:05:58.800 --> 00:05:59.720 F**k 00:05:59.729 --> 00:06:01.050 Stop 00:06:01.050 --> 00:06:07.129 Just stop. This is why people's need to stop being creative. This is why those "hug don't hug me I'm scared videos" exist. 00:06:07.440 --> 00:06:10.320 Stop being creative. It's not for you, man 00:06:12.640 --> 00:06:14.920 Wallet chain ankle "crocs" 00:06:16.640 --> 00:06:18.800 In case someone steals your crocs 00:06:20.280 --> 00:06:24.040 It would be like "hahaha gotcha bet you didn't think I wore" 00:06:25.640 --> 00:06:27.720 It's a stylistic choice (swedish accent) 00:06:28.200 --> 00:06:31.920 Now, why would you want that on your chest? Oh my god. 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:35.120 What am I looking at? 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:38.760 This whole thing just makes me uncomfortable. I feel sick! 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:45.280 Smash like if you're feeling sick right now just so I can know how many people fe- there they are!! There they are!! I've covered about these 00:06:46.440 --> 00:06:53.600 They are like four thousand. Yeah, I I remember asking in the video who on God's earth with their right mind would get one of these 00:06:54.440 --> 00:06:56.440 and then literally the day after 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:58.240 Filthy Frank's cousin. 00:06:58.880 --> 00:07:04.280 I don't know if he actually is his cousin. There's a tweet saying oh, yeah, Ezra is my cousin, that's a pretty known fact 00:07:04.360 --> 00:07:06.280 Why would you do that? 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:11.240 The balls the balls to pull up on one of these 00:07:13.560 --> 00:07:15.720 That's some huge balls, okay 00:07:16.350 --> 00:07:23.570 I can appreciate that. I can only appreciate them for the meme but I can't tell if he's meming alt-reality filthy Frank 00:07:23.570 --> 00:07:25.560 I don't know what to tell you man. 00:07:25.560 --> 00:07:27.300 A duct tape car 00:07:28.500 --> 00:07:30.920 Jesus Christ, I mean it looks smooth. 00:07:31.620 --> 00:07:37.200 I Don't want to tell you man, awful taste grace great execution. You did a good job. You taped your car. 00:07:37.200 --> 00:07:40.160 Oh god this makes me sick. I feel so weird. 00:07:40.200 --> 00:07:42.080 What is that? Oh 00:07:43.180 --> 00:07:46.180 And I agree, I hate it. I hate it! 00:07:47.540 --> 00:07:50.060 It's so impressive, but I hate it! 00:07:50.060 --> 00:07:52.940 What in the god's name is that she has to drawer on her shoe 00:07:56.960 --> 00:07:59.220 She has chocolate in it, what does she have 00:08:00.280 --> 00:08:02.580 She has 20 chocolates 00:08:02.580 --> 00:08:07.960 In her shoe Oh God, I mean why not? I mean why not at this point? 00:08:07.960 --> 00:08:09.320 Why the Frick not 00:08:09.320 --> 00:08:12.080 This is upside down truck 00:08:13.280 --> 00:08:16.500 Stop! Stop it! 00:08:16.500 --> 00:08:20.140 Stop it! I mean that looks dope. No? Does that not look dope? 00:08:20.140 --> 00:08:23.240 I think that looks dope. Does that mean I have awful taste? 00:08:23.560 --> 00:08:27.840 F**k. What is this doggy Doo-doo firework? Oh god. I really want to see this 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:33.160 Okay, does s**t come out? It does of course 00:08:35.160 --> 00:08:37.040 That's awesome. 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:40.760 Oh My god 00:08:40.880 --> 00:08:42.840 This is me when I have Mexican (Swedish accent. Ew Felix that's nasty) 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:44.790 Jesus Christ 00:08:44.790 --> 00:08:46.920 This is every s**t that Edgar has. 00:08:46.920 --> 00:08:50.740 Custom dog slippers made to look like your dog 00:08:50.740 --> 00:08:54.120 I think that dog's face summarizes my reaction pretty well. 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:58.760 I kind of like this. I think sometimes I do have awful taste 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:08.520 Can I have one of those haircuts, please 00:09:09.680 --> 00:09:11.680 Finish the artwork, please 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:15.400 It looks good, it looks really good. 00:09:15.400 --> 00:09:19.240 I'm certainly think we need to ban crocheting just say in General. 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:27.230 Just ban it I'm sorry. If you're a fellow crochetster not a fellow crochetster a nine-year-old crochester. Is that what it's called? 00:09:27.240 --> 00:09:29.440 Crochester? I'm gonna call it that 00:09:29.880 --> 00:09:36.680 You're gonna have to stop we're putting you to prison. There should be some sort of creative law. Someone makes an abomination 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:42.480 They just get thrown to jail be like sorry. This crochet was just so bad. You're going to prison now 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:48.720 You contribute nothing. Therefore you will go to jail and think about what you've done 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:50.400 Lightning McQueen 00:09:50.400 --> 00:09:52.240 Tron Ferrari that 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:54.720 F**k it's kind of cool. Goddammit 00:09:55.040 --> 00:10:01.670 It's like one of those things where it might have a personal attachment for you and everyone... I get it now 00:10:01.670 --> 00:10:04.250 I think I got it. Yeah, that's what it is 00:10:04.250 --> 00:10:07.260 It's like one of those things that you have a personal attachment to 00:10:07.260 --> 00:10:11.320 And then maybe the people around you know, that that's the thing that you really like 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:15.740 So when they get it, they're so proud of it. So everyone else around and go like wow 00:10:16.410 --> 00:10:20.209 That's so great. We're so proud of you meanwhile on the internet: 00:10:20.209 --> 00:10:21.120 Pfff (*loser*) 00:10:21.880 --> 00:10:26.400 Like this guy he probably likes teeth, you know, and he's like I have this Mustang and.. 00:10:26.760 --> 00:10:33.030 I really want teeth on it. I don't know. I'm trying to make sense of f***ing insane people here. Okay god damn it 00:10:33.030 --> 00:10:33.880 Why would you do that? 00:10:33.880 --> 00:10:35.030 Now? Why would you do that? 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:38.320 And why would you give your haircut a haircut? 00:10:38.720 --> 00:10:41.000 Don't give your haircut a f***ing haircut 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:43.760 Goddamnit. Stop. 00:10:43.760 --> 00:10:45.760 Stop being creative 00:10:45.800 --> 00:10:48.320 aaaah God (And this is where he loses his mind) 00:10:48.400 --> 00:11:00.520 I can't take it anymore frosted tips Oh God. Why does a it's 2019 stop getting frosted tips! 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