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Hello!

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Do you perhaps have some brain cells to spare?

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PLEASE!

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PLEASE! I need m-

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I NEEED BRAINCELLS. SOMEONE HELP ME.

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H E H

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Don't know what I'm talking about? I have watched WAY too many

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"Vicky Woah" videos

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And If you don't know who she is

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Im giving you one chance right now

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Hum, wum, I'm quite serious.

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i n   c a s e   y o u r e   s t i l l   h e r e

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Remember Danielle BreHoli?

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tHAtS nOt MuH nAmE yOu PrOnOuNcE iT wRoNg

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cash me ousside, howbowdah?

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basically

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We first were all, were a bit,

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Ahaha, that's kinda... funny... o h   n o

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What is wrong with humanity? Wush, which dark

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corner or pit did she crawl out of?

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WELL the new kid on the block, is this sweet, innocent girl

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WOAH VICKY

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WELLLL there's one thing you need to know about Vicky Woah

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The main personal trait,

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self acclaimed by her,

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is that she's black.

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Now she's your typical savage, instagram, teenager.

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Doing-dh, just crazy things.

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Who knows what she's gonna do next.

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*sound of disapproval*

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*Mediocre hip hop beat*
diS fUh Paa Pee Jay jay and Malooh

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Fuhck yaaAaa

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Fuck yall

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*Feels something inside her*

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F*ck Poppy J J

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F*ck Malou

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*Feels something inside her again*

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Pretty good stuff here, guys

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Somewhere along the line, Vicky realized

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That she is not just your ordinary citizen

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She discovered finally a mission from God

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He split the heavens just for Vicky Woah and said

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Vicky, I have a special plans for you, I am not done with you yet

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And here's what she came up with

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Yes, my birthday is March7th, but

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July- *Pewds* Are you sure about that? Is it really?

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That- I- You- I don't know if people are sure about that

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July 19 was the day I found out I was black

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Like- This whole- My whole entire life my mom kept telling me

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You're white, you're white

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I never believed her because I knew

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I was black, but July 19th, I did some history

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I went on ancestry.com and I found out I'm 25% black

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And this whole time, I knew it, I knew I was a black girl

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So I just consider that to be my birthday

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Because it's just a very exciting holiday for me

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That's right, she discovered

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What literally no one else saw

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You guys don't understand, she is 25%

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She even posted her ancestry results online

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It says 44- she's 44% african guys

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I'm having Papi JJ's babies,

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he's the baby daddy

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I just don't know if they his, because he a virgin

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*smack* *smack* *smack*

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But like they gone be real, real cute

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beautiful chocolate babies running around

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We having twins btw

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And like, but they gone be beautiful cause we both black

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This discovery truly changed Vicky Woah's life

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making plans about her chocolate babies. *laugh*

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But oh no no

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Of course there's people who always have to be hating

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I know, I know it's frustrating getting criticism online

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I don't like it either okay

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I'm on- I'm on Vicky Woah's side all the way

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All the way.  She posted the ancestry results guys

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But of course- Ugh, haters

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It makes me so angry

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The *racist* haters

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I gotta tell y'all something

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y'all keep trying to say

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I'm not black, I'm white

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Wiki, I would never say that.  I would abso- that is beyond me

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why people would say something like that

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Just- cannot comprehend.

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Y'all is racist as f*ck

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How you fittin to sit here

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and tell me, what race I am

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If I say I'm black- then I'm black

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I see my ancestry.com

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That's right
That's right

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And remember that one time

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Pretty sure- you probably forgot about this

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But remember that one time I was in the bridge in this video game?

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HmmmmmmmmmmMmmMmMMMMMMM?

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Y'all didn't

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Yeah, my hair might be blonde and straight

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Y'all ain't ever heard of a perm or a straightener?

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A STRAIGHT-NER??

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Don't use the meme review clap- please Wiki

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Alright?  I don't go there and steal your ethnicity

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Don't come here and steal my memes

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Please

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And you go like this.

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I'm black- end of story

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Get that outta my face y'all fittin to make me mad

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Yeah don't make her mad guys

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Please do not make Wiki Woah mad

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Oh nono, still not convinced you say

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stupid haters always needs double evidence

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phfbbb

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Oh she provides okay

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all y'all n****s out there

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That keep saying I ain't black, I ain't black

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Well I got proof for y'all n****s

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Cause look this bitch Mariah Carrey

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she white as f*ck I look black and this bitch-

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Mhm Yes

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That phone is actually extremely black

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she makes a great point

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look at that photo of Mariah Carrey

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She's extremely white, as you can tell

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She is-*laughter*

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As you can tell by the solid evidence

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that Vicky Woah- Woah Wiki sorry I apologize

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Woah- it's literally right there

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The solid evidence that Woah Vicky has displayed to you right here

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How can you possibly dispute this

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Stop hating

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Please

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Stop hating on Woah Vicky

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Y'all talking 'bout I'm white 'cause my hair this, my hair that

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N**** go on ancestry.com you'll see that I am black

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You see ancestry

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is extremely solid evidence

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Just-a, just one example, for example Elon Musk

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From South Africa

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As you can tell

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he is also

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Extremely

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Bananas

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he sent a car to space, that's insane, am I right guys?

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Thumbs up this video now if you agree

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This topic of ethnicity of course,

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interesting as it may be,

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it's not what defines Woah Vicky

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What defines her

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among

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other things

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Many things for that matter

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Is her incredibly

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Beautiful

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Tear breaking

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(Literally)

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So-song-Singing talent

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I swear, is what I'm trying to say

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Jesus Christ (It's Jason Bourne ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿)

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Yeah, I'm feeling good today

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So, Imma sing for ya'll

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You might want to turn up your volume for this one

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🎵Music🎵

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YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S MAGIC

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OH, YEAH

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(She's ruining The Weekend for me, help)

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'CUZ I SEE NOBODY

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NOBODY

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BUT, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU

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I'M NEVER CONFUSED

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OU OHHH

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(Sounds like a dog just got kicked 😂)

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HEYYY

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I'M SO USED TO BEIN' USED

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SO I LOVE WHEN YOU CALL UNEXPECTED

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OH OUHH

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'CUZ I HATE WHEN YOU CALL-

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Uh, that's really good

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That's really good

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WOW

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It's like some weird

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Gucci gang, abortion, hybrid

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That's some how made it

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NO I DON'T WANT NOTHING AT ALL

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IF I AIN'T CHEW (YOU?) BABY

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IF I AIN'T GOT CHEW (YOU?)

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BABEHHHHHHHHH (she sounds like a dying elephant seal)

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SOME PEOPLE WANT DIAMOND RINGS

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SOME JUST WANT EVERY-

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It's incredible

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I can almost tell

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What language she sings-she sings in

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It just breaks all boundaries

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That we are normally used to

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Inspiring stuff

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If you think that is inspiring

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We having even gotten started

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With her inspirational quotes

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She may have been blessed by God

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By this epiphany

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Of who she is

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But she also blesses us

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With her wisdom

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Of course

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Vicky: Hey look

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I do wanna tell ya'll that

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First of all I luv you
Pewds: Tell me

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And you can do anythin' you put your mind to

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See what I'm sayin'

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Like
Pewds: Yes

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Anythin'; don't let people sit in
Pewds: Anything

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Doubt you

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Say you can't do it

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And then

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Ya know what I'm sayin'

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It might even be your friends

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That sayin' dat, bro

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But, Like

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You just gotta do your own thang

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Ya know what I'm sayin'

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Stay blessed up

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Stay prayed up

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Pewds: Thank you

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And ya know, the haters

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Like, Youououou

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You can't tell what people would think, bro

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Yeah, I must say

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This camera angle is great, by the way

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I'm loving it

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And when people say

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Your face is lopsided

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It's not true

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Don't listen to the haters

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S-s-second of all, like

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Like

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You think if I care- I still be- I still- you think that I'd be where I am today

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No? I wouldn't

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Can we quote that last bit

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it was just like true poetry

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Like you think if I care I still be- I still-

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Whoa Vicky is just SO talented

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And so...

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Incredible

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That sometimes when she speaks

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It's almost like she's talking...

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Through another being

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Through a higher power (Yes Pewds)

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And if you don't understand

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It's because you don't have that intellect

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(Gibberish) I ain't know 'boutch y'all, but I've had my ash (buttocks) beat beh fow (before)

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'Pewds: Yes

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And it ain't no wrong with getting your ass beat you know what I'm saying

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You don't go- you don't go like a *bleep* about it. Like.

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Pewds: Mhm
Vicky: Yeah yeah

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She beat my ass, but then look I was like bish you beat my ass but you still a bish

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And that's just and honey like

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Pewds: Yes

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You beat my ass but that ain't stopping me from talking

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Shiz, cause bish I ain't scared like

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Pewds: Of course

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Just because you beat my ass *beach*, I don't give a *flying fudge nugget* you show me like

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For those of you plebeian beings

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That don't understand

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What Whoa Vicky is saying here

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Sive is now going to translate

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Part of this video

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So you can understand

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And follow the great word along

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I ain't (on medication?) and honey with y'all I ain't know 'boutch y'all, but I've had my ash (buttocks) beat beh fow (before)

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Pewds: Yes

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Sive: I don't even know!

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Vicky: Oh hey, I didn't see you there

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Guess what I'm is for Halloween

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(Spins like Honey Boo Boo you know what I'm saying)

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Yeah, that's right

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Since so many of ya'll white folks outta here

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Wanna be racist and shit

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And paint ya'll faces black for halloween

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Guess what..

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Mhm, that's right

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Pewds: Mhm, that's right

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She's going as a white girl for Halloween

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Pushing boundaries on political topics

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Social issues

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Truly ground breaking stuff

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My take on culture apportion

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(For now I'm gonna stop subtitling this video, Due to loss of brain cells ಠ_ಥ)