Hello!
Do you perhaps have some brain cells to spare?
PLEASE!
PLEASE! I need m-
I NEEED BRAINCELLS. SOMEONE HELP ME.
H E H
Don't know what I'm talking about? I have watched WAY too many
"Vicky Woah" videos
And If you don't know who she is
Im giving you one chance right now
Hum, wum, I'm quite serious.
i n c a s e y o u r e s t i l l h e r e
Remember Danielle BreHoli?
tHAtS nOt MuH nAmE yOu PrOnOuNcE iT wRoNg
cash me ousside, howbowdah?
basically
We first were all, were a bit,
Ahaha, that's kinda... funny... o h n o
What is wrong with humanity? Wush, which dark
corner or pit did she crawl out of?
WELL the new kid on the block, is this sweet, innocent girl
WOAH VICKY
WELLLL there's one thing you need to know about Vicky Woah
The main personal trait,
self acclaimed by her,
is that she's black.
Now she's your typical savage, instagram, teenager.
Doing-dh, just crazy things.
Who knows what she's gonna do next.
*sound of disapproval*
*Mediocre hip hop beat* diS fUh Paa Pee Jay jay and Malooh
Fuhck yaaAaa
Fuck yall
*Feels something inside her*
F*ck Poppy J J
F*ck Malou
*Feels something inside her again*
Pretty good stuff here, guys
Somewhere along the line, Vicky realized
That she is not just your ordinary citizen
She discovered finally a mission from God
He split the heavens just for Vicky Woah and said
Vicky, I have a special plans for you, I am not done with you yet
And here's what she came up with
Yes, my birthday is March7th, but
July- *Pewds* Are you sure about that? Is it really?
That- I- You- I don't know if people are sure about that
July 19 was the day I found out I was black
Like- This whole- My whole entire life my mom kept telling me
You're white, you're white
I never believed her because I knew
I was black, but July 19th, I did some history
I went on ancestry.com and I found out I'm 25% black
And this whole time, I knew it, I knew I was a black girl
So I just consider that to be my birthday
Because it's just a very exciting holiday for me
That's right, she discovered
What literally no one else saw
You guys don't understand, she is 25%
She even posted her ancestry results online
It says 44- she's 44% african guys
I'm having Papi JJ's babies,
he's the baby daddy
I just don't know if they his, because he a virgin
*smack* *smack* *smack*
But like they gone be real, real cute
beautiful chocolate babies running around
We having twins btw
And like, but they gone be beautiful cause we both black
This discovery truly changed Vicky Woah's life
making plans about her chocolate babies. *laugh*
But oh no no
Of course there's people who always have to be hating
I know, I know it's frustrating getting criticism online
I don't like it either okay
I'm on- I'm on Vicky Woah's side all the way
All the way. She posted the ancestry results guys
But of course- Ugh, haters
It makes me so angry
The *racist* haters
I gotta tell y'all something
y'all keep trying to say
I'm not black, I'm white
Wiki, I would never say that. I would abso- that is beyond me
why people would say something like that
Just- cannot comprehend.
Y'all is racist as f*ck
How you fittin to sit here
and tell me, what race I am
If I say I'm black- then I'm black
I see my ancestry.com
That's right That's right
And remember that one time
Pretty sure- you probably forgot about this
But remember that one time I was in the bridge in this video game?
HmmmmmmmmmmMmmMmMMMMMMM?
Y'all didn't
Yeah, my hair might be blonde and straight
Y'all ain't ever heard of a perm or a straightener?
A STRAIGHT-NER??
Don't use the meme review clap- please Wiki
Alright? I don't go there and steal your ethnicity
Don't come here and steal my memes
Please
And you go like this.
I'm black- end of story
Get that outta my face y'all fittin to make me mad
Yeah don't make her mad guys
Please do not make Wiki Woah mad
Oh nono, still not convinced you say
stupid haters always needs double evidence
phfbbb
Oh she provides okay
all y'all n****s out there
That keep saying I ain't black, I ain't black
Well I got proof for y'all n****s
Cause look this bitch Mariah Carrey
she white as f*ck I look black and this bitch-
Mhm Yes
That phone is actually extremely black
she makes a great point
look at that photo of Mariah Carrey
She's extremely white, as you can tell
She is-*laughter*
As you can tell by the solid evidence
that Vicky Woah- Woah Wiki sorry I apologize
Woah- it's literally right there
The solid evidence that Woah Vicky has displayed to you right here
How can you possibly dispute this
Stop hating
Please
Stop hating on Woah Vicky
Y'all talking 'bout I'm white 'cause my hair this, my hair that
N**** go on ancestry.com you'll see that I am black
You see ancestry
is extremely solid evidence
Just-a, just one example, for example Elon Musk
From South Africa
As you can tell
he is also
Extremely
Bananas
he sent a car to space, that's insane, am I right guys?
Thumbs up this video now if you agree
This topic of ethnicity of course,
interesting as it may be,
it's not what defines Woah Vicky
What defines her
among
other things
Many things for that matter
Is her incredibly
Beautiful
Tear breaking
(Literally)
So-song-Singing talent
I swear, is what I'm trying to say
Jesus Christ (It's Jason Bourne ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿)
Yeah, I'm feeling good today
So, Imma sing for ya'll
You might want to turn up your volume for this one
🎵Music🎵
YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S MAGIC
OH, YEAH
(She's ruining The Weekend for me, help)
'CUZ I SEE NOBODY
NOBODY
BUT, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU
I'M NEVER CONFUSED
OU OHHH
(Sounds like a dog just got kicked 😂)
HEYYY
I'M SO USED TO BEIN' USED
SO I LOVE WHEN YOU CALL UNEXPECTED
OH OUHH
'CUZ I HATE WHEN YOU CALL-
Uh, that's really good
That's really good
WOW
It's like some weird
Gucci gang, abortion, hybrid
That's some how made it
NO I DON'T WANT NOTHING AT ALL
IF I AIN'T CHEW (YOU?) BABY
IF I AIN'T GOT CHEW (YOU?)
BABEHHHHHHHHH (she sounds like a dying elephant seal)
SOME PEOPLE WANT DIAMOND RINGS
SOME JUST WANT EVERY-
It's incredible
I can almost tell
What language she sings-she sings in
It just breaks all boundaries
That we are normally used to
Inspiring stuff
If you think that is inspiring
We having even gotten started
With her inspirational quotes
She may have been blessed by God
By this epiphany
Of who she is
But she also blesses us
With her wisdom
Of course
Vicky: Hey look
I do wanna tell ya'll that
First of all I luv you Pewds: Tell me
And you can do anythin' you put your mind to
See what I'm sayin'
Like Pewds: Yes
Anythin'; don't let people sit in Pewds: Anything
Doubt you
Say you can't do it
And then
Ya know what I'm sayin'
It might even be your friends
That sayin' dat, bro
But, Like
You just gotta do your own thang
Ya know what I'm sayin'
Stay blessed up
Stay prayed up
Pewds: Thank you
And ya know, the haters
Like, Youououou
You can't tell what people would think, bro
Yeah, I must say
This camera angle is great, by the way
I'm loving it
And when people say
Your face is lopsided
It's not true
Don't listen to the haters
S-s-second of all, like
Like
You think if I care- I still be- I still- you think that I'd be where I am today
No? I wouldn't
Can we quote that last bit
it was just like true poetry
Like you think if I care I still be- I still-
Whoa Vicky is just SO talented
And so...
Incredible
That sometimes when she speaks
It's almost like she's talking...
Through another being
Through a higher power (Yes Pewds)
And if you don't understand
It's because you don't have that intellect
(Gibberish) I ain't know 'boutch y'all, but I've had my ash (buttocks) beat beh fow (before)
'Pewds: Yes
And it ain't no wrong with getting your ass beat you know what I'm saying
You don't go- you don't go like a *bleep* about it. Like.
Pewds: Mhm Vicky: Yeah yeah
She beat my ass, but then look I was like bish you beat my ass but you still a bish
And that's just and honey like
Pewds: Yes
You beat my ass but that ain't stopping me from talking
Shiz, cause bish I ain't scared like
Pewds: Of course
Just because you beat my ass *beach*, I don't give a *flying fudge nugget* you show me like
For those of you plebeian beings
That don't understand
What Whoa Vicky is saying here
Sive is now going to translate
Part of this video
So you can understand
And follow the great word along
I ain't (on medication?) and honey with y'all I ain't know 'boutch y'all, but I've had my ash (buttocks) beat beh fow (before)
Pewds: Yes
Sive: I don't even know!
Vicky: Oh hey, I didn't see you there
Guess what I'm is for Halloween
(Spins like Honey Boo Boo you know what I'm saying)
Yeah, that's right
Since so many of ya'll white folks outta here
Wanna be racist and shit
And paint ya'll faces black for halloween
Guess what..
Mhm, that's right
Pewds: Mhm, that's right
She's going as a white girl for Halloween
Pushing boundaries on political topics
Social issues
Truly ground breaking stuff
My take on culture apportion
(For now I'm gonna stop subtitling this video, Due to loss of brain cells ಠ_ಥ)