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My daughter thinks that she is a white person. (You sure about that??)

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"I know that I'm white." (:O K _ H A N D:)

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Mom claims her daughter's a racist...

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I'm not fat, which is an african-american thing...

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AGAINST HER OWN RACE!?!(lol)

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Being black is so gross and ugly.

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You are saying disgusting things- (damn right thicc boi)

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God made one perfect person: it's me. (oh no it's a zealot)

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*FTM Transition*

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That was supposed to be a little better pitch. (don't worry)

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It's Dr. Phil time! Oh YEAH! *c l a ps like  a kid* He's back!

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We got a F R E S H one for you guys.

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This one just came out a few days ago and OH BOY, it's juicy! Oh my god...

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Oh my GOD. (*animesque sfx)

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You know, haven't we already seen this before? A young girl saying that she's something she's not?

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I k n e w I w a s a b l a c k g i r l

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In this whole time, I K N E W I T!?! I knew I was a black girl.

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So i JUs-

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I keep saying it! I keep telling you guys... (get ready for it)

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2018 should have never happened! It's Just - Getting - Worse

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o k ? I hate to see this sort of discrimination..

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Everyone knows that only white people can hate their own race, and no one else. OKAY!?!

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How DARE she appropriate our culture like that!?!

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D I S G U S T I N G

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So let's see, you know, is this actually real or is this fake? [idk]

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Let's watch the video to find out and see more, what she has to say on Dr.Phil. Phil time! (Phil Nye the Bald Guy)

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It's Phil time. SMASH like if you enjoyed Phil time. *69mil will be ours*

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I know a lot of people take issue with my B E L I E F S .

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I'm white (NOT CLICKBAIT, EMOTIONAL VIDEO, 3AM, GONE SEXUAL)

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We're not even five seconds in. I don't see how anyone can have any problem with that statement, honestly. This is D I S C R I M I N A T I O N

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These people are discriminating. Let's keep watching.

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I'm a Caucasian™️ because

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Everything about me is different from an African-American.

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(laughs again) I can't! How do these people breed? I don't understand. It's a virus. (vaccinate your kids) (You can't cure it, sorry.)

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My hair isn't nappy (isn't that another word for a diaper though? k) (Oh, your hair doesn't like nappy in toddler speech. Okay.)

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It doesn't require weave. My nose is not giant like (this D) like african americans. (Denial, denniaaall, you'reee in denniaaalll!)

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(pewds) O h n o .(Did you know that a kid is doing the subtitles? huh)

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Welcome to the squad [Squad fam lol] the "I have a big nose, but I'm in denial squad". (This post was made by big nose in denial gang)

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M Y N O S E I S N O T G I A N T !?!

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*BREATHES IN DENIAL* (Who keeps reversing these, by the way?)

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It's okay..

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Okay? We learned to deal with it, one step at a time. Except that we don't. And we never learned.

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My ears. I don't have black people ears, because they're really giant (like this D) (I'm with micropenis.)

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*Pewds having a stroke* Da-a-whatisa-whata-whata-whatahell-wat-ta-who-who-te-hell-are-you

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Most african-americans speak G h e t t o, but when it comes to black people, I think they're all ugly, and I have nothing in common with them. (she's not proud) (Definetly not, other subtitler guy.)

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I'm different from African Americans because I'm white. My figure is just like Kim Kardashian (What a bold claim) and she's a wonderful role model. (yes Kim, role model me)

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Okay, now you've just become outrageous! *Pewds laughs* Now you've taken this step one too far.

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Kim Kardashian is NOT a fantastic role model! (Thanks for the obvious, Pewdiepie-senpai)

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Everyone knows that, point proven!

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You have no other arguments, L A D Y.

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I act and I think like a white person instead of a black person

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I believe that I'm completely and U H M

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U T T E R L Y better then them. Like, we're on t w o different levels. Like, U H

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Well, now she's speaking like a true white person. *Pewds laughs*

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Wait, wait a minute. What I meant was

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listen what I meant was that she thinks she's better than everyone else

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That's what I meant. Just to be clear today

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My lawyers telling me that I'm gonna have to edit that one out. (heck)

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When I think about African Americans

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I feel like asking them what is wrong with them? *LOOOOOL!*

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*Pewds laughs* I'm just gonna go on a limb here and say that

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That's how everyone sees you as well

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Okay, so we get it. She's black I mean

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*Pewds has a seizure*

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White. Caucasian. Caucasian . So what does she have?

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What evidence does she have to back up these claims?

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Okay, because I don't know about you, but I'm not 100% convinced, not yet. At least. You know, I'm I have an open mind

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I'm a progressive mind. What can I say? Let's see what she has to say.

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I suppose it's race. I tell her she's just ignorant

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There's nothing wrong with my views or beliefs because I have freedom of speech and everything I'm saying is true

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Do you know I am right? (no u r left)

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Because of freedom of speech god d*mmit :)

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And

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Everything that everything I say is true. That's right. What else do you got libtards? You got nothing on me

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You got nothing. Everything I say is true. No u

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Okay, time to sit in the studio with my man

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My lord, dr

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Phil™️

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Bless his soul and let's see what she has to say about herself

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Now would like to clarify the fact that I am nowhere near

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delusional. I'm actually very capable and a very intelligent person. So -

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I love this show (everyone does)

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I-I truly loved them so much as you're seeing these kid.

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She's 16. Oh my god. No *pewds think that she's a 69 year old*

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What is with these kids?

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How did this keep happening? I don't believe this is real.

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I really don't believe this is real.

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Being delusional and being intelligent are not mutually exclusive.

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Well, I feel like if you're being delusional then you've got to be some type of *not okay*.

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And I'm not that! (roasts 101)

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Hey, you can't say that word! *Pewds laugh*

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*orgasms*

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2018: Pewdiepie telling people what they can't say. *Pewds laugh*

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Well.. I have two things to say about that.

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What did he say?

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What did that guy say?

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Someone who's a like a mime, mimic person? You tell me what he said. (champagne)

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*repeat* Well, I have two things to say about that.

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Ass licker? No.

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*repeat again* I have two things to say about that.

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No, wait.

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I have two (four) things to say about that.

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Using that word, uh.. is very derogatory.

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So I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't use that word.

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Yeah, well, okay, well I

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understand only because I'm a very respectful person,

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and if you wish that I don't use that word then I most definitely won't use it.

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Okay, appreciate that.

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Okay, no problem!

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*pewds laugh* When you say that-

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That's the script for my next apology video right there.

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My god, that was beautiful! *pewds laugh*

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If only I knew, if only I knew things would be different.

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Things could be so different.. *pewds laugh*

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This gets better and better, I love this.

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Okay, so we get it, but how do you know?

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Okay, how do you know that you are Caucasian™️?

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'Cause everyone else is not convinced, yet at least.

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Like I said: open mind, ready to be blown!

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You believe yourself to be Caucasian™️

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tell me why you believe that to be true.

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Well, I know I'm a Caucasian™️ because when I wake up in the morning,

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I just have such a great life and that my hair is so perfect. (and that's how you know you're a Caucasian™️)

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Because I wake up in the morning,

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I just have such a great life guys.

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Smash like if you think society is real.

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Smash like if you believe in society!

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and I'm not fat also,

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which is also a really African-American thing. *crowd noises*

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So like I'm just nowhere near like them and plus they're so thug and crimin-

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She's just throwing out these things, right?

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*Pewds trying to English* She's just keep going all that saying all these crazy things.

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I'm not buying it.

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I am not convinced.

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Okay.. um.. (speechless Phil) *crowd laughs*

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G: Yeah. Pewds: Damn, Dr. Phil just hit her with that

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K

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OoOh audience hit her with the E y e r o l l

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DAMN that WaS EpIC

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I don't just think I'm white, I know that I'm white.

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and- *Dr. Phil gets cut off* There's no doubt in my mind.

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You said-  *go away come again another day* Even though I have told you,

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that your father was not your father (OOFT) (WOAH THERE SLOW DOWN) and that you are actually African-American.

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You might be lying. I don't trust anything that anyone else says. I know that I'm white.

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Wait I'm so confused. Wait, what?

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Did she lie about who her father, was and that's how this happened?

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Is this possible that this is real after all and I look like a giant buffoon?

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Oh...Oh...Oh, guys...I just realized I have to end this video now.. (k bye) (Goodbye, Pewdiepie-senpai!)

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Smash like if you enjoyed (or not) and I am SO sorry about everything that I was saying,

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Uh.. I'm just going to... *Outro Plays* (woah the video is over :o ??) (Get ready for it...)

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JuSt KiDdInG! I'm back, everybody! (Came from nowhere) Alright. (wow, bamboozled again)

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If you ask me, my sixteen year old daughter has a very out of control identity crisis-

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I don't know uh- she truly believes she's white.

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I.. O H *pewds laugh like a maniac*

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Top notch editing there!

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Dr. Phil editing team bro, a round of applause! 👏👏👏 (Windows 7 Does Not Exist)

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They really hit her with that D E S A T U R A T I O N, didn't they.

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She truly believes she's white.

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Jesus Christ, what is this.. (ur mum)

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My daughter is a racist against her own race.

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Welcome to White People, everybody! *👏*

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*Pewds attempt at dancing*

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*👏* I don't know.

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Alright, so let's hear what the brother has to say.

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They always bring in, you know, the family and all that.

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So let's get it!

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My sister's treasure is that she feels like she's white. (lol)

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My sister isn't white. My sister is African-American.(buuurnnn 🔥🔥)

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But how do you know that?

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Did you forget about freedom of speech? 'scuse me

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Are we not gonna talk about freedom of speech all of a sudden?

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Black people are gang, gang members.

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I want nothing to do with them. They're criminal and they're thugs.

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I am a very intelligent and non👏 delusional 👏 person :ok_hand:

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*yeehaw music plays* Black people are gang!

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A g a n g m u h

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Don't quote me on that, I'm quoting her! (quote him on that) (Yes, other subtitler guy, right on it.)

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I'm quoting her. I'm quoting her. I'm quoting her. *starts quoting him on this*

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African-Americans are uhm..

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disgusting and thuggish and ugly and..

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All these negative things- and gang, and gang.

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Don't forget that. 👏

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Do you feel that way about your brother?

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I would never want them to actually be on the same level as African-Americans-

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But your mother's African-American

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*Windows XP Shutdown Sound*

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Pewds: Ok so let's get into the issue,

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I want to know how did this happen, okay?

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How do you end up like this?

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And you allowed your children to believe that he was their biological father.

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Yes, I did. -Why?

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Because he was the only father figure

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that I had for my children. Pewds: Oh.

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When (Pewds: Oh!) he passed.

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Oh, oh..

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Oh, so it is like that. Okay, okay, alright guys. T h i s i s N O T e p i c .

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You decided to tell them the truth.

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Yes, I wanted them to understand that they were African-American.

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In fact, as opposed to thinking they-

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Well, you didn't do a good job at that, did you? *hEhE*

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That clearly did not work out, okay?

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It seems like only a gaggle of um.. African-Americans..

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And they were really gross! (DISGUSTANG)

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So of course, the producers at Dr. Phil's thought..

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"Let's take her to white people neighborhoods!"

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Great idea. Thank you. VERY cool!

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*inaudible screechy sound* It looks like a Gucci design! Everything!!

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And they have a chanel, I think I'm gonna die.

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Hello to my fellow Caucasian people, they were so beautiful! *i've given up on everything*

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HoW Do YoU Do FeLlOw CaUcAsIaNs!?!

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My fellow Caucasians, how do you do? What a lovely wEaThEr!?!

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Walking up to strangers randomly, Jesus Christ.

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So that's probably the reason why I most likely would fit in here the most, cause y'know,

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I also am a Caucasian person and this is where I bElOnG!

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Okay, we get it. You're WHITE. Okay, we get it.

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Almost all black people have diabetes. (WHAT) All of them are fat. None of them are like-

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Dr. Phil the Snowflake Melter: I have diabetes.

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Really? Oh I feel so bad for you, are you ok?

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Yeah I'm good alright. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Wait, so Dr. Phil is black then. Oh my GoD!!??!!

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*pewds falling in love with Dr. Phil*

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I LOVE HIM!!!

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And you can hear by the reaction in the crowd,

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some of them are African Americans cause I can hear the fact it's getting real loud in here.

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You need some help big time. *heckin roasted*

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aHoOh

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Okay, so she thinks she's Caucasian. Okay.

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She thinks she's Caucasian. Why? Because her dad growing up was white.

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And she was lied about that being her father. It's a sad story, right?

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It's not something you make fun of.

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Unless... unLESS...

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I'm interested in doing this story because I think it's a teachable moment,

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and not for sensationalistic shock value because of some of the outrageous things that she says,,,

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so I don't think she's doing them to get attention

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I think she's doing because this is how she actually feels and believes.

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Mother: Yes. Dr Phil: Would you agree?

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*curb your enthusiasm piano music plays*

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Hey!

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Look at that everybody. Oh, it was fake all along!

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That's right. Looks like I'm not such a bad person after all!

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???

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We all know. No, she's not mentally ill!

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She's not mentally ill!

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This girl just wants to be like the catch me outside girl! (cash me ousside how bout dat)

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She wants to be like Tracey Barbie. She wants to be like all these kids who Dr. Phil makes famous for stupid shit. (gasp)

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Well, wEll, wELL, you know what? I'm not complaining. *Pewds laughs*

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The more dumb kids the better, I say. It's entertaining.

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Regardless, thank you. Very cool. And what is real?

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HmM?... Who am I to say that she is a not-Caucasian?

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The Caucasian group of which I'm a member, (you have to take a test to recieve a membership)

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Uh.. You are not welcome. *audience claps*

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Let me tell you! (HOLY SH*T HECKING ROASTED MY DAD DR PHIL DID IT AGAIN)

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Oh wow. Wow. Wow. (hating herself atm)

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This is so weird.

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You have Dr. Phil saying to an African-American

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"You're not welcome"

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WHAT IS HAPPENING!?! Okay.

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Hope you guys enjoyed this video sMaCk. What do you guys think?

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Is she Caucasian or not? Leave a comment down below and remember to subscribe!

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Hopefully T-series hasn't beat me yet. (Let me check. Nope, not yet.)

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We're trying to beat T-series to 69 million subscribers. (nice)

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If we can make that happen,

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that would be an epic gamer moment.

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Thank you guys for watching this video, and I'll see you guys tomorrow!

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Bye!

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*outro* [don't forget to punch that like button!]
and also smash subscribe button like a HULK! 0_0)rawr xD uwu

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Yeah, ignore other subtitler guy over there.

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Thanks for watching. I'm Caucasian.

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