WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:00.219 --> 00:00:06.449 Sponsors segment Hoke, heck. Yeah my favorite part of this channel. Thank you everyone now 00:00:06.580 --> 00:00:08.050 What do you say with me? 00:00:08.050 --> 00:00:15.630 That's right. brick and balls not brick and bones brick n balls greatest game of all time 00:00:16.029 --> 00:00:20.339 Completely impartial opinion, okay. Brick n balls is a comfortable 00:00:20.980 --> 00:00:26.900 addictive and harder than it looks. Say it with me: comfortable, addictive and harder than it looks. 00:00:27.100 --> 00:00:33.080 If you have 1,000 IQ, then this game is for you: because it takes a smart player goddammit 00:00:33.090 --> 00:00:39.719 You think you're up for the challenge? Brick n balls! How much does this game cost Felix? You can download it for free! 00:00:40.090 --> 00:00:43.590 Do I have to sell this anymore? I don't think so 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:49.300 Do I assume this game has already gotten 85 million downloads? Oh absolutely. 00:00:49.400 --> 00:00:52.860 In the main gameplay, there are thousands of levels to beat 00:00:53.379 --> 00:01:00.059 Thousands... Name one other game with thousand levels. It doesn't exist. There's also hundred ball challenge 00:01:00.059 --> 00:01:06.569 I am playing right now, as we speak . Hundred ball challenge, where you try and get as high score as 00:01:06.820 --> 00:01:10.840 possible with hundred balls, one launch. My high score is 00:01:10.960 --> 00:01:21.860 558. Try and beat it. Gravity, another excellent game mode, which is an endless challenge mode with gravitational gameplay: god damn ! 00:01:21.909 --> 00:01:28.739 I know I'm not supposed to give my opinion because this is a sponsored video but goddamn: check out brick n balls! 00:01:29.140 --> 00:01:30.610 Download break n balls 00:01:30.610 --> 00:01:38.040 There are other interesting aspect of this game to explore for example Ruby Bank album collection 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:43.400 I don't think I need to say anything else. Download brick n balls!! (stop shouting plz) 00:01:43.500 --> 00:01:44.790 link in description 00:01:44.790 --> 00:01:52.379 Thank you break n balls for sponsoring this video. If you download it and comment in this video, in this video!, your high score 00:01:52.380 --> 00:01:56.540 I will pick one person in the comments randomly, of course, that will win 00:01:56.860 --> 00:02:00.320 5000 and the lucky winner will be selected 00:02:00.420 --> 00:02:02.040 March 8th 00:02:02.049 --> 00:02:05.129 Brofist, I'll give you a brofist if you download break n balls (do it bro) 00:02:07.780 --> 00:02:08.920 Good job (u too) 00:02:13.200 --> 00:02:18.020 I see light blue, but sometimes pain - 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:22.120 PewDiePie just makes TikTok videos to milk money 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:26.180 Oh, yeah, then why am I getting demonetized?! 00:02:26.320 --> 00:02:31.140 This is so sad. UMG can lick my balls. No, for real. 00:02:31.140 --> 00:02:37.920 Remove the strikes, you dumb ball. Remove the strikes, you ding Gong Gong! Don't make me go further than that 00:02:38.420 --> 00:02:41.110 Now without further ado, let's 00:02:41.660 --> 00:02:43.660 (spitting)-do into it 00:02:43.940 --> 00:02:46.899 You're spunky. What are you doing? Dar you sniffing? 00:02:51.860 --> 00:02:53.860 Spunky spunky 00:02:55.489 --> 00:03:00.399 This is me, this is literally me when I spat-sniff-smack ass 00:03:01.730 --> 00:03:06.129 "Yo spunky. What are you doing dog? He's sniffing". He's been there for a while 00:03:09.500 --> 00:03:12.759 Spunky, what a great name, what a great time to be alive 00:03:13.090 --> 00:03:17.139 Wasn't there a South Park episode where they sniff the cats and they makes them high? 00:03:17.420 --> 00:03:20.829 Like cat piss makes you high or something like that. Is that true? 00:03:20.829 --> 00:03:27.519 Do people get high using cat urine in one episode of South Park. Yeah, here we go. You actually can, wait people are saying no 00:03:28.069 --> 00:03:32.649 Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to try it out. It looks like spunky had a great time. Okay? 00:03:32.650 --> 00:03:37.030 I haven't had a great time in a while. Pop pewds needs a great time 00:03:37.849 --> 00:03:39.260 "when 00:03:39.260 --> 00:03:43.419 When you're terrible is that you can work with your own with your friend that you can choose by yourself" 00:03:48.980 --> 00:03:54.730 The crossovers are so unnecessary at this point. I love it. I love it so much 00:03:58.340 --> 00:04:04.360 My god everyone's making these now I mean it looks amazing, it looks really satisfying 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:09.240 How what's your full name? 00:04:09.380 --> 00:04:11.160 hazel grace Lancaster 00:04:12.620 --> 00:04:15.840 - Why are you looking at me like that -Because you're beautiful 00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:22.960 "Oh my god". So, sweet! People are still making whatever that movie was called *hurt noise* memes 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:25.720 fantastic 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:33.360 It's the anime girl 00:04:34.440 --> 00:04:36.440 God damn it 00:04:37.080 --> 00:04:41.080 Stop! Stop with this (the circle), stop with megalovania 00:04:41.280 --> 00:04:44.600 Stop with the 2015 memes. Okay. Let's 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:50.400 Do something fresh. Let's stop making the same videos over and over again. Here 00:04:50.400 --> 00:04:56.009 I am trying to innovate and all these kids are just doing the same thing. I am really complaining... 00:04:58.030 --> 00:05:04.050 But other people are doing the same thing while doing the same thing, joke explained everyone, let's move on! 00:05:11.200 --> 00:05:14.909 No, I mean yes, I can laugh at that because this is not "You laugh you lose"! 00:05:16.180 --> 00:05:20.800 This is just me criticizing kids. That's right, everyone. That was great, I enjoyed that 00:05:21.220 --> 00:05:25.860 Very good, TikTok, I hate you sometimes. You gotta appreciate it at least the TikTok 00:05:26.220 --> 00:05:28.760 Sooner or later, these TikTok kids will become famous 00:05:29.110 --> 00:05:34.679 Some L.A. agency will say "hey you need to sign up with our crew" and then they'll go: 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:40.740 "yeah no, that sounds great, L.A. is great" and then they'll sign off all their videos so that they'll start claiming this freaking 00:05:40.780 --> 00:05:44.240 TikTok compilations from all these kids. And there you go TikTok, 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:48.809 ruined. That's what happened to vine and I'll pretend that that's wasn't the case 00:05:49.030 --> 00:05:55.679 Okay, the only one that can make videos out of TiKTok videos is me, and UMG apparently 00:06:05.879 --> 00:06:11.899 Are you are you kidding me? Are you actually kidding me? Stop it! Stop with with a hand sign! 00:06:21.890 --> 00:06:23.890 Oh my god *laughing* 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:31.960 So it is that acute what I guess it's worth mentioning like all the TikTok stuff 00:06:31.960 --> 00:06:34.989 this week has just been this squared face guy, but 00:06:35.540 --> 00:06:41.739 It's XXXTentation. It's copyrighted music in the background. I can't use it. Alright, let's just move on 00:06:41.950 --> 00:06:47.829 I just it needs like a little you know what, you did it. You became TikTok famous. Congratulations 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:51.560 Next time use a non copyrighted music goddammit 00:06:57.660 --> 00:07:00.220 ("Hit or miss" song) 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:13.180 So stupid! Is this what kids are doing these days, huh? They should be outside playing, not sticking their tongue out 00:07:13.660 --> 00:07:17.820 Disgusting! "Not to be racist or anything, but asian people *horn sound*" 00:07:18.940 --> 00:07:20.940 Damn 00:07:21.280 --> 00:07:28.160 Well, I think this is pretty solid evidence that TikTok is in fact Vine 2 literally recreated, what the hell 00:07:29.060 --> 00:07:33.440 (impersonating) Not to be racist, but asian people *horn sound* 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:36.100 How do you make that sound, how do you 00:07:36.100 --> 00:07:36.740 *horn sound* 00:07:36.900 --> 00:07:43.420 How do you do that? I mean, I'm impressed, women. Sometimes they impressed me. Don't quote me on them 00:07:43.420 --> 00:07:45.360 Hey, bro, Chad check 00:07:48.059 --> 00:07:50.059 Chad Check! 00:07:51.640 --> 00:07:54.240 President of Chad, the population is increasing 00:07:54.740 --> 00:07:58.150 The GDP is going up, the average lifespan 00:07:58.640 --> 00:08:03.969 Chad check, everyone. Chad check. Chad. It literally looks like Chad 00:08:03.970 --> 00:08:11.650 Oh, I never thought of that, this changes everything. Is that why chad is Chad? This brings whole new perspective to the meme 00:08:26.259 --> 00:08:27.939 Stop it 00:08:27.939 --> 00:08:32.458 Stop it. Dr. Phil for meme review, anyone? Smash Like if you want it, it can happen 00:08:32.460 --> 00:08:38.520 He sit, he is literally out there. If enough people smash Like, Dr. Phil will come out and host meme review 00:08:42.280 --> 00:08:43.840 "What are you laughing at? -Nothing, nothing!" 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:48.130 Basically me 00:08:48.130 --> 00:08:51.209 "Okay, so, you know the bigger shoe size the bigger penis. -Of course, 00:08:51.209 --> 00:08:56.219 yeah, it's proportional. -Exactly, and then the bigger car the smaller the penis. -Okay, but what's your point? 00:08:58.450 --> 00:09:00.450 So clowns have huge-" 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:04.170 Ok, I actually learnt something today: clowns have huge- 00:09:06.190 --> 00:09:08.190 Jesus Christ 00:09:08.470 --> 00:09:10.470 What is that? 00:09:10.720 --> 00:09:13.080 Lol, why my dolphin not working? 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:17.519 I think there might be a murderer in my room. Can you help me find him? 00:09:18.070 --> 00:09:20.159 Sorry, I said him I should have said them 00:09:20.160 --> 00:09:22.950 How am I supposed to know that it's a guy I'm really sorry tik-tok 00:09:22.980 --> 00:09:27.690 You should check their Twitter bio, cuz they will say he them or her or whatever 00:09:27.690 --> 00:09:32.720 Okay, because that clearly needs to be stated in case oh god anyone makes a mistake. 00:09:32.940 --> 00:09:34.860 "Hey bro, chad check!" 00:09:35.740 --> 00:09:38.400 Chad check! 00:09:43.140 --> 00:09:48.980 Yes, but what is the GPD of Chad? Oh my god, dude, Chad 00:09:50.920 --> 00:09:52.569 Come on Chad 00:09:52.569 --> 00:09:57.688 Come on, Chad. Chad is the only country that can save us from India. Let's get real here 00:09:57.749 --> 00:10:02.789 Let's increase the gross domestic product of Chad. Let's make it happen 00:10:02.790 --> 00:10:06.419 If this video gets enough likes then it can happen 00:10:06.419 --> 00:10:07.949 Now, I don't normally do this 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:14.720 But anyone that buys the merch, I will donate to Chad. That is a complete lie and false statement 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:20.560 But I will do it. Another not really TikTok, but still kind of TikTok 00:10:21.700 --> 00:10:28.240 The absolute man-woman, Belle Delphine. Lol, why is my dolphin working? 00:10:45.220 --> 00:10:50.549 Thank you Belle Delphine, very cool. Now I can use her in the thumbnail, for millions of extra views 00:10:50.549 --> 00:10:57.569 Thank you, Belle Delphine, this is a blessing. Also. thanks for not striking my thumbnails. I really appreciate it 00:10:57.600 --> 00:10:59.600 Thank you very much 00:11:06.030 --> 00:11:07.740 Yeah!!!! 00:11:07.740 --> 00:11:10.249 Only if you've subscribed to PewDiePie 00:11:10.250 --> 00:11:15.620 Can you go out with the woman? If a women ask you out, you gotta ask her in following question: 00:11:15.800 --> 00:11:21.100 "Are you sub'ed or not?", and if she says yes, well then sub again *horn sound*. Good joke, thanks. 00:11:21.320 --> 00:11:23.540 - "Hey dude -What? 00:11:23.550 --> 00:11:27.619 Hit or miss I guess they never miss, huh? 00:11:32.040 --> 00:11:34.879 I told you next time you say hit or miss I will not miss 00:11:37.710 --> 00:11:43.430 TikTok like; hey, it's another PewDiePie. I'll take it 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:48.379 Ain't gonna happen kiddo, okay 00:11:53.180 --> 00:11:56.380 It's Elon Musk, literally this happened as well 00:12:00.089 --> 00:12:02.089 Yeah 00:12:14.839 --> 00:12:18.039 Hell yeah, tanner, well done, well done! 00:12:18.230 --> 00:12:25.749 I will never ever play Fortnite ever again. This is what happens when I freaking rage in Fortnite 00:12:25.749 --> 00:12:28.209 I break my freakin whole TV, man. 00:12:29.060 --> 00:12:30.679 Oh cringe, dude 00:12:30.680 --> 00:12:34.560 (impersonating) This is what happens. This is the consequences 00:12:35.680 --> 00:12:37.920 Alright that's it for this week's TikTok 00:12:37.929 --> 00:12:44.049 Hope you guys enjoyed this video, smash like, for my man spunky out here for helping us discover 00:12:44.929 --> 00:12:46.929 That's all for me. See you guys tomorrow 00:12:47.379 --> 00:12:53.649 Bye, bye. No brofist. You know you have- we have a goal to work ourself too. There will be brofist- 00:12:55.369 --> 00:12:57.369 The fuck you looking at?