WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.540 --> 00:00:04.700 Honestly you're out of ideas, just play ROBLOX! 00:00:05.140 --> 00:00:08.060 It's obvious pewds hasn't tried roblox 00:00:08.460 --> 00:00:10.520 YOU SHOULD PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS, 00:00:10.880 --> 00:00:12.880 THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD GAME 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:15.440 PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS 00:00:15.520 --> 00:00:17.520 IT'S THE GAME YOU'RE LOOKING FOOORRRR 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:20.940 pewdehpie pLAY ROBLOX 00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:23.160 PLAY ROBLOX PLAY ROBLOX 00:00:23.420 --> 00:00:24.800 PEWDS PLAY ROBLOX 00:00:24.940 --> 00:00:26.940 ROBLOX BOI, PLAY ROBLOX 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:29.240 YOU FORGOT ROBLOX YOU PIECE OF CRAPPY-- 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:29.980 NO! 00:00:31.020 --> 00:00:32.200 No, I swore! 00:00:32.420 --> 00:00:32.920 NEVER! 00:00:33.260 --> 00:00:35.260 Never I will play that game... 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:38.760 Never in a million goddamn years... *Pewds Puberty Voice* 00:00:38.860 --> 00:00:42.800 (distant) "Pewds if you play roblox I will donate you a hundred dollars" ? 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:48.940 Well, why don't you fucking say so? Hell yeah, we're playing- 00:00:48.940 --> 00:00:49.540 We're playing Ro- 00:00:49.680 --> 00:00:53.880 We're playing Roblox everyone! you could have started with that comment! Psch 00:00:54.180 --> 00:00:55.500 Let's begin. 00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:56.900 Our journey, 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.360 Through Roblox. 00:00:58.560 --> 00:01:00.460 [INTENSE LIPS] autism simmilater 00:01:00.480 --> 00:01:01.380 [LIPS INTENSIFY] 2017 00:01:02.060 --> 00:01:03.420 I might not make it out alive, 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:05.760 My levels are still pretty high, 00:01:06.600 --> 00:01:08.000 I could be overdosing. 00:01:08.220 --> 00:01:10.780 I asked you guys on Twitter which ones I should play, 00:01:11.440 --> 00:01:14.920 "[FIDGET SPINNERS] Adopt A Cute Family" 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:16.080 Upgrading Roblox...- 00:01:16.160 --> 00:01:19.200 But how can you upgrade what is already perfection? 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:19.920 Is that- 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:22.380 Is that motherfucker wearing a Chanel sh- T-Shirt? 00:01:22.780 --> 00:01:23.980 00:01:23.980 --> 00:01:25.479 Peh- Hahaha! 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:27.240 While doing a fidget spinner? 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:28.720 Hell yeah. 00:01:28.800 --> 00:01:29.640 HELL YEAH. 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:30.760 This is my game. 00:01:30.940 --> 00:01:31.820 "Choose your job." 00:01:31.860 --> 00:01:33.360 well, they don't have youtubers, 00:01:33.360 --> 00:01:35.360 So I'm gonna have to go with the... 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:37.360 The second closest one... 00:01:37.700 --> 00:01:38.500 Wow. 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:40.340 INCREDIBLE. 00:01:42.100 --> 00:01:42.600 00:01:42.820 --> 00:01:43.920 *snicker and silent laugh* 00:01:44.160 --> 00:01:45.880 haha.. Ahaha... 00:01:46.260 --> 00:01:48.460 What is this fucking shit... 00:01:50.060 --> 00:01:51.500 How do I go back up?? 00:01:53.340 --> 00:01:54.460 'Scuse me! 00:01:55.220 --> 00:01:57.220 'Scuse me, can I get some- help? 00:01:58.620 --> 00:01:59.660 Woah I'm back. 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:00.540 I'm back. 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:03.120 WHOA! She's got a fidget spinner! 00:02:03.420 --> 00:02:03.980 Oh Mah 00:02:04.080 --> 00:02:04.580 GOD!!!! 00:02:06.340 --> 00:02:06.920 WHOA! 00:02:06.980 --> 00:02:08.160 She's showing it off to me! 00:02:08.880 --> 00:02:13.940 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:16.360 Can you fidget my spinner? 00:02:16.700 --> 00:02:19.860 00:02:20.380 --> 00:02:21.760 Aw come on. 00:02:21.860 --> 00:02:24.640 god the screen is so fucking cluttered. 00:02:25.260 --> 00:02:25.760 *OOF* 00:02:25.920 --> 00:02:27.240 Did I just kill her with my- 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:28.940 WITH MY FIDGET SPINNER? 00:02:29.260 --> 00:02:30.280 With great power... 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:31.520 Comes great... 00:02:32.760 --> 00:02:33.860 fidget spinners 00:02:34.180 --> 00:02:34.920 HELL YEAH! 00:02:35.020 --> 00:02:36.920 00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:39.640 This really seems like a really good game. 00:02:40.140 --> 00:02:40.700 Oh wow. 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:42.900 Just a- 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:44.700 Good old Sunday drive. 00:02:47.780 --> 00:02:49.780 Well, this is my car now. 00:02:50.700 --> 00:02:52.700 "Stop in the name of the law" 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:54.200 *snickers* This is... 00:02:54.380 --> 00:02:54.880 DEJA VU 00:02:55.040 --> 00:02:56.760 WHOA Jesus Christ... 00:02:58.720 --> 00:03:00.860 I think my car became a fidget spinner. 00:03:01.700 --> 00:03:04.400 00:03:05.700 --> 00:03:06.460 Oh my god, 00:03:06.460 --> 00:03:08.340 I just killed a police officer. 00:03:08.920 --> 00:03:11.160 But I'm just a fellow MC DONALDS worker 00:03:11.540 --> 00:03:12.280 I'm sorry 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:13.460 I'm sorry. 00:03:14.140 --> 00:03:14.840 I'm sorry... 00:03:18.880 --> 00:03:20.540 THOT's get killed 00:03:21.020 --> 00:03:23.200 00:03:23.260 --> 00:03:24.460 *IS THE NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE-* 00:03:25.900 --> 00:03:26.400 All right, 00:03:26.540 --> 00:03:27.200 well... 00:03:27.200 --> 00:03:27.900 THATS COOL. 00:03:28.200 --> 00:03:29.760 I think it's time to move on... 00:03:30.200 --> 00:03:32.580 "Counter Blox Roblox Offensive" 00:03:32.720 --> 00:03:33.220 what- 00:03:33.900 --> 00:03:34.400 what? 00:03:35.640 --> 00:03:37.340 Whoa, holy sHIT! 00:03:38.340 --> 00:03:40.340 This is just like Battlefield 2! 00:03:48.560 --> 00:03:49.460 00:03:50.260 --> 00:03:52.720 Oh my god is just like Battlefield! 00:03:53.720 --> 00:03:54.220 00:03:54.420 --> 00:03:56.660 00:03:57.060 --> 00:03:58.260 what the fuck... 00:04:01.380 --> 00:04:02.720 00:04:03.780 --> 00:04:04.680 GOOOTTEM! 00:04:05.020 --> 00:04:06.640 That's pretty fucking cool actually. 00:04:06.660 --> 00:04:09.480 "DO NOT PLAY! WARNING SCARY" 00:04:09.480 --> 00:04:09.980 00:04:09.980 --> 00:04:12.700 Apparently the gamemodes are YouTube clickbait titles. 00:04:13.140 --> 00:04:13.640 00:04:14.040 --> 00:04:14.580 00:04:15.220 --> 00:04:22.080 00:04:22.540 --> 00:04:23.040 Wow! 00:04:23.260 --> 00:04:23.920 INCREDIBLE 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:26.720 [what is this...] 00:04:29.220 --> 00:04:31.020 Why the fucking syste- 00:04:33.020 --> 00:04:34.320 I can't do anything! 00:04:34.960 --> 00:04:36.960 00:04:37.640 --> 00:04:38.620 Shut up! 00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:39.440 JUST SHUT UP! 00:04:40.420 --> 00:04:42.420 oh shit, I'm so scared guys 00:04:42.619 --> 00:04:44.619 I'm so fucking scared. 00:04:45.020 --> 00:04:47.770 oh god, I hope nothing comes down and kills me... 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:51.520 oh my god, I'm shitting myself 00:04:51.780 --> 00:04:52.280 00:04:52.380 --> 00:04:53.960 aAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 00:04:54.340 --> 00:04:54.920 MAAHHH 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:55.920 THE WALLS GOT ME 00:04:56.200 --> 00:04:58.940 00:04:59.140 --> 00:04:59.640 I'm fine. 00:04:59.760 --> 00:05:00.260 I'm fine... 00:05:00.520 --> 00:05:01.040 WHOOF 00:05:01.400 --> 00:05:02.480 I'm fine... 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:03.860 Is that...? 00:05:05.320 --> 00:05:05.880 What is that? 00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:08.020 IS THAT AN AK-47? 00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:09.860 I'm saved. 00:05:11.260 --> 00:05:11.960 Slender 00:05:12.760 --> 00:05:15.160 Is about to get a taste of his own medicine. 00:05:15.880 --> 00:05:17.880 I'm joined by my army of bullets. 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:25.600 Just stay still I got 'em. 00:05:26.220 --> 00:05:27.080 I'll get him for ya' 00:05:27.280 --> 00:05:27.820 oh my... 00:05:28.540 --> 00:05:29.260 00:05:31.840 --> 00:05:33.280 THE BULLETS DON'T WORK 00:05:33.860 --> 00:05:34.860 THEY DON'T WORK 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:36.700 aAHHH! 00:05:36.960 --> 00:05:37.500 AAHHH 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:38.720 OHMYGODD 00:05:39.060 --> 00:05:39.620 d'aahh! 00:05:41.220 --> 00:05:43.220 What is this shit... 00:05:44.080 --> 00:05:45.340 fidget spinners 00:05:45.540 --> 00:05:46.700 Ro- bloxian 00:05:46.700 --> 00:05:47.640 HIGHSCHOOL 00:05:48.060 --> 00:05:48.580 Hey everyone, 00:05:48.760 --> 00:05:49.880 It's PEWDIEPIE here! 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:51.220 with my- 00:05:51.220 --> 00:05:52.300 Fidget spinner 00:05:53.060 --> 00:05:54.420 Dananananana 00:05:54.980 --> 00:05:56.520 Dananananana 00:05:57.000 --> 00:06:00.000 Dananana nuh neh nah neh nuh 00:06:00.760 --> 00:06:03.340 ♪ Pewds serenading us ♪ 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:07.320 This has to be the saddest point in my life. 00:06:07.840 --> 00:06:09.380 This is actually more sad, 00:06:09.480 --> 00:06:10.540 when I was in high school. 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:12.060 I managed to top myself. 00:06:12.320 --> 00:06:14.320 I'm sitting alone in a cafeteria, 00:06:14.980 --> 00:06:15.860 In Roblox, 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:18.320 WITH A GODDAMN FIDGET SPINNER 00:06:18.820 --> 00:06:20.200 ＡＮＤ ＴＨＥＲＥ'Ｓ ＮＯ ＯＮＥ ＨＥＲＥ 00:06:20.540 --> 00:06:22.540 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:26.860 00:06:28.640 --> 00:06:29.160 Best game ever. 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:29.980 10/10. 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:30.860 So no- 00:06:30.860 --> 00:06:31.900 *GAAASSSPPP* 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:32.600 YES- ES- 00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:34.260 A H O T CHEERLEADER GIRL 00:06:34.260 --> 00:06:34.760 W U T S U P 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:38.800 00:06:40.560 --> 00:06:42.340 She's looking at my fidget spinner. 00:06:42.860 --> 00:06:44.620 She just jUMPED OVER IT 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:47.040 Well, It's still just like High School. 00:06:47.860 --> 00:06:48.360 ooh... 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:49.500 Hello baby 00:06:50.180 --> 00:06:51.520 Oh HELL- O BABY 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:52.580 WHERE YOU GOING BA- 00:06:52.580 --> 00:06:53.080 I'm stu- 00:06:53.080 --> 00:06:53.880 I'm fucking stuck 00:06:53.880 --> 00:06:54.380 my fu- 00:06:54.380 --> 00:06:55.120 god 00:06:56.760 --> 00:06:58.060 Uh- Where're you...? 00:06:58.980 --> 00:07:00.360 Come back, babe. 00:07:01.640 --> 00:07:02.620 You want to fidget my spinner? 00:07:03.540 --> 00:07:04.620 00:07:05.220 --> 00:07:06.880 STOP JUMPING OVER IT YOU BITCH 00:07:08.520 --> 00:07:09.300 Come back here! 00:07:10.900 --> 00:07:11.800 you WILL, 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:12.760 fidget my spinner 00:07:12.760 --> 00:07:13.260 bitch 00:07:13.260 --> 00:07:13.760 *fast forward* Wait you can play as- 00:07:15.320 --> 00:07:17.980 Vietnam in Roblox? 00:07:18.700 --> 00:07:19.480 Hell yeah. 00:07:19.840 --> 00:07:21.300 this is how the pros play it. 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:24.240 00:07:24.460 --> 00:07:26.460 00:07:32.420 --> 00:07:33.280 00:07:33.420 --> 00:07:35.120 aaAAHHHHHHHH! 00:07:35.640 --> 00:07:37.640 *battlecry intensifies* 00:07:37.640 --> 00:07:38.460 *Laughs sadistically* 00:07:38.460 --> 00:07:39.160 00:07:39.540 --> 00:07:44.000 What up, dog? What up ah--shit? 00:07:47.820 --> 00:07:55.550 Surprise motherfucka! AH SHIT. Well I'm back playing my favorite server, or you can abduct little kids, one moment. 00:07:55.550 --> 00:07:57.620 I just need to figure some things out. 00:07:59.340 --> 00:08:03.229 I think my arm is broken and shoulder is dis- Okay.We're flying now 00:08:05.880 --> 00:08:07.880 okay, here we go 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:12.319 Get in 00:08:16.440 --> 00:08:20.260 How do I drown him? Fuck I'm drowning. 00:08:20.540 --> 00:08:26.340 [Evil laughter] 00:08:28.100 --> 00:08:30.100 hahahahahaha no 00:08:34.770 --> 00:08:41.209 Why is this so funny. [Robot voice] time for a rap battle. I'm not gonna Lie 00:08:44.850 --> 00:08:52.550 this game makes me want makes me cry, but so just your mom when I 00:08:56.050 --> 00:09:03.330 When I come in her eye ah what the fuck are you saying [hahaha]? 00:09:09.490 --> 00:09:10.690 Rick 00:09:10.690 --> 00:09:15.959 You're blue like a fish off shop. Fuck. [I] make you dish and 00:09:16.899 --> 00:09:18.899 put you on my 00:09:19.480 --> 00:09:21.719 Wife's playing Roblox is gay 00:09:23.110 --> 00:09:29.039 Which it's okay, just kidding Roblox is gay drops mic 00:09:34.200 --> 00:09:36.200 Fuck. I had more. I had more in me 00:09:42.660 --> 00:09:46.860 What does fuck is this piece of shit game? Are you fucking kidding me? 00:09:47.460 --> 00:09:54.720 Roblox isn't gay. Oh you fucking bitch. She voted me out [be] [cut] off you fucking bitch. Oh, it's like slither io 00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:58.440 great 00:10:01.400 --> 00:10:09.020 Get fucked bitch get Fucked bitch EVERYONE GET FUUUUCKED GET FUUUCKED 00:10:09.800 --> 00:10:11.160 ROBLOOOX 00:10:12.260 --> 00:10:15.100 ROOOBL I`m SHOOTING FIRE 00:10:15.520 --> 00:10:19.180 ~Tryharding intesifies~ 00:10:19.660 --> 00:10:25.640 Get Fuuucked, ha ha ha ha ha ha I dropped some new Merch 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:27.840 It's selling like a 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:35.140 [Jake Paul Voice] GOD CHURGE it's every day bro it's every day bro it's every day bro I said IT'S EVERY DAY BROOOOO //Pls stop this Jake is cancer 00:10:35.300 --> 00:10:37.300 Jesus fucking Christ