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Ausalt, sul pole enam ideid.
Lihtsalt mängi ROBLOXi.

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Arusaadav, et Pewds pole proovinud ROBLOXi.

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Sa võiksid mängida ROBLOXi.
See on hea mäng.

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Mängi ROBLOXi, Pewds, seda
sa otsidki.

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Pewdiepie mängi ROBLOXi.

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Mängi ROBLOXi, Mängi ROBLOXi!

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Pewds, palun mängi ROBLOXi.

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ROBLOX boi mängi ROBLOXi.

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SA UNUSTASID ROBLOXI SA VÄIKE SITATÜKK

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Ei, EI MA LUBAN!

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Ma ei mängi seda mängu mitte kunagi

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Mitte kunagi millioni kuradima aasta jooksul!

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Pew, Kui sa mängid ROBLOXi, ma annetan
sulle 100$

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No miks sa mulle kohe ei öelnud?
Muidugi me, me mängime,

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Me mängime ROBLOXi. Oleks võinud 
sellega alustada.

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Alustame oma teekonnaga
ROBLOXi.

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Autismi simulaator 2017

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Ma ei pruugi elusalt pääseda
Mu tase on veel kõrgel

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Ma võiksin üledoosida.

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Ma küsisin teilt Twitteris,
milliseid võiksin mängida

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Fidget spinnerid (näpuspinner, mida iganes)

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Adopteeri armas pere.

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[Uuendan ROBLOXi]

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Aga kuidas saab uuendada seda,
mis on juba perfektne?

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Kas see on-

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Kas see persevest kannab Chaneli
T-särki? (see on DC pewds)

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[Naerab]

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Samal ajal spinnides?
MUIDUGI!

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See on minu mäng.

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[Vali oma töö]

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Noh, neil pole youtubereid,
nii et pean minema teise lähimaga.

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cry evrytim

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Vau, Imeline!

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[naerab]

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Mis sitt see veel on? [ikka naerab]

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Kuidas ma tagasi püsti saan?

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Vabandust!
Kas ma saaksin abi?

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Woah, Olen tagasi

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OSSA, tal on Fidget spinner!

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OMGGG!!

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VAU, ta eputab sellega

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Kas sa minu spinnerit saad spinnida? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[Ma räägin oma munnist]

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AHH, ole nüüd

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OMG, see ekraan on nii segi.

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Kas ma just tapsin ta enda
fidget spinneriga?

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Võimsa jõuga tuleb suur vas---

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--Fidget spinnerid

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See tõesti näib hea mäng olevat. [mitte sarkasm 100%]

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Oi vau, Lihtsalt üks vana hea
pühapäevane sõit.

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No see on nüüd minu auto.

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[peata seaduse nimel!]

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See on nii--

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ISSAND JUMAL!

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Ma arvan, et mu auto hakkas
fidget spinneriks.

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Isver, ma just tapsin politseiniku ära.

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Aga ma olen lihtsalt üks
tavaline McDonaldsi töötaja.

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Vabandust.

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Litsid mõrvatakse...

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Olgu, see on äge.

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On aeg edasi minna.

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[Counter Blox Roblox Offensive]

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mid- Mida?

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OSSSSA, OSSA RAISK

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See on täpselt nagu Battlefield 2.

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*pro mänguri oskused nähtaval*

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OMG, see on täpselt nagu Battlefield. *triggered*

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[Naerab] mida vittu...

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SAIN KÄTTE! [pro mängur skill]

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See on tegelikult päris lahe. (ei)

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[ÄRA MÄNGI! HOIATUS, HIRMUS]

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Tuleb välja, et mängumoodid on
youtube-i clickbait pealkirjad.

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Vau! Hämmastav!

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[naerab] Miks on see...

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Ma ei saa midagi teha.

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Jää vait!

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Oh sa poiss, ma olen nii hirmunud.

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Ma kardan nii väga. [roblox confirmed õudne?]

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Oi ei, ma loodan, et midagi ei
tule alla ja ei tapa mind.

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OMGGG, ma lasen püksid täis! (o_o)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

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AAAAHHH! Seinad said mu kätte!!

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Kõik on hästi, kõik on korras!

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Kas see on... Mis see on?

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Kas see on AK-47??

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Ma olen päästetud!

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Slender saab enda rohtu maitsta!

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Mul on kaasas kuulide armee.

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Lihtsalt jää paigale, ma saan hakkama!

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KUULID EI TÖÖTA!! NEED EI TÖÖTA!!

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[EARRAPE]

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Isver jummel!! [jälle earrape]

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[naerab] Mis sitt see on??

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[Fidget spinnerid- Robloxian keskkool]

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Tere kõik, siin pewdiepie!

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Koos oma fidget spinneriga.

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[ilusaim lauluoskus maailmas]

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See peab olema mu kõige kurvem elu hetk.

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See on tegelikult kurvem kui
ma keskkoolis käisin.

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Ma õpetasin iseennast.

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Ma istun üksi sööklas... ROBLOXis.

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Koos Fidget spinneriga!!

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Ja siin pole kedagi!!!!!

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**Pewdipepie mentaalne kokkuvarisemine**

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Parim mäng eales! 10/10

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Siin on kuum kisakoori tüdruk!

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Kuidas läheb?

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Aa, ta vaatab mu fidget spinnerit.

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Ta lihtsalt hüppas sellest üle!!!!

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Noh, see on ikka täpselt
nagu keskkool.

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Tere kullake, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Oi tere kullake
**pedo?**

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Kuhu sa lähed? Ma olen-
Ma olen kinni, kurat võtaks!

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Mida sa-

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Tule tagasi armas.

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Kas sa tahad mu spinnerit keerutada? 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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ÄRA HÜPPA SELLEST ÜLE SA LITS!

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Tule tagasi!

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Sa hakkad mu spinnerit spinnima!

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Oota, sa saad mängida Vietnamina
ROBLOXis? *mida?*

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MUIDUGI!

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Nii mängivad pro'd.

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[pro liikumine]

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Laskuge!

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[rõõmuhüüd]

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[rõõmuhüüd 2]

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[naerab]

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Kuidas käsi käib, dogg? Kuidas läheb?

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AAHH kurat!!

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ÜLLATUS, SITAKOTT!

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Ai, pagan!

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Nonii, mängin jälle oma lemmik serveris-

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-Kus sa saad röövida väikseid lapsi.

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Üks hetk, ma pean mõne
asja üle mõtlema.

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Ma arvan, et mu käsi läks puruks
ja mu õlg on...

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Okei, nüüd me lendame.

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Olgu, läheb lahti.

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Kobi sisse.

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*õel naer*

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Kuidas ma teda uputan? Persse, 
ma upun!

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*Psühho naer*

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*rip robux tüüp*

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Tüüp: [Ei!]

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Pewds: [püsi paigal!]

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Miks see nii naljakas on?

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Meem: On aeg räpi võitluseks!

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Ma ei hakka, ma ei hakka valetama,

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Pewds: [See mäng ajab mind nutma]

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See mäng ajab mind nutma, 
aga samamoodi ka sinu ema-

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-Kui ma,

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-kui ma talle silma purskan *wtf*

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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH [RÖSTITUD]

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Mida vittu sa räägid?

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*rekt*

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Sa oled sama sinine kui kala.

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Ai, kurat, persse

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Ma teen sind rooga. (100% õigesti)

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Ja panen sind enda ***** peale.

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Mida?

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ROBLOXi mängimine on gei-

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-mis on okei.

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Teen lihtsalt nalja.

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Roblox on gei. *laseb mikrofonist lahti*

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[hea nali]

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Ai raisk, mul oli rohkemat,
mul oli endas rohkemat.

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[hääletage minu poolt või surete!]

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AHH, mida vittu!?

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Mis sitt see sitt mäng on?!
Kas sa teed nalja?!

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Roblox pole gei.

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Oi sa hooraraisk

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Sa hääletasid mind välja, sest sa...

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Sa lits!

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Oo, see on nagu slither.io

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Tore!

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Käi perse, lits!

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Keri putsi, lits!

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Kõik, käige perse!!

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x2

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ROBLOX!!!

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ROBLOX!!!

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Ma tulistan tuld!

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x3

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[naerab]

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Mul on uut kaupa!

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Ja see müüb nagu
jumala kirik! (jake paul)

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See on iga päev, vennas x4 (palun lõpeta)

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Jeesus Kristus!