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Sa totoo lang nauubusan ka na ng mga ideya

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KItang-kita naman na hindi pa nakapaglaro ng Roblox si pewds

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DAPAT MAGLARO KA PA NG ROBLOX PEWDS,

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Iyan ang tinatawag kong isang magandang laro

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MAGLARO KA NG ROBLOX PEWDS

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ITO ANG LARO NA HINAHANAP MO

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pewdiepie maglaro ka ng ROBLOX

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PLAY ROBLOX MAGLARO ROBLOX

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PEWDS MAGLARO KA NG ROBLOX

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ROBLOX BOI, MAGLARO KA NG ROBLOX

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NAKALIMUTAN MO ANG ROBLOX IKAW NA ISANG TAENG--

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HINDI!

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Hindi, isinumpa ko!

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HINDI!

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Hindi ako maglalaro n'yan

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Hindi kailanman sa isang milyong taon...

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"Pewds kung maglalaro ka ng roblox bibigyan kita ng isang daang dolyar"?

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Ba't hindi mo sinabi kaagad? Hell yeah, maglalaro tayo-

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Maglalaro tayo ng Ro-

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Maglalaro tayo ng Roblox, mga kaibigan! Pwede naman na iyon nalang ang sinabi mo kaagad! Psch

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Magsimula na tayo.

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Ang ating paglalakbay,

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Sa Roblox.

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"autism simmilater"

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2017'

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Baka hindi ako makakalabas nang buhay,

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Ang aking mga antas ay mataas pa rin,

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Maaari akong masobrahan sa dosis.

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Tinanong ko sa kayo guys sa Twitter kung alin ang dapat kong laruin,

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"[FIDGET SPINNERS] Mag-ampon Ng Magandang Pamilya"

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Ina-upgrade ang Roblox...-

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Ngunit paano mo i-uupgrade ang isang bagay na perpekto na?

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Iyan ba-

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Isa ba iyang putanginang sumusuot ng Chanel sh-
T-Shirt?

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Peh- Hahaha!

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Habang nagpapaikot ng fidget spinner?

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Hell yeah.

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HELL YEAH.

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Ito ang aking laro.

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"Pumili ng iyong trabaho."

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Well, wala namang 'YouTuber' dito,

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Kaya pipiliin ko ang...

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Ang ikalawang pinakamalapit sa akin... (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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Wow.

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Hindi kapani-paniwala.

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*tawa*

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haha.. Ahaha...

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Ano itong putang ito?

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Paano ba ako makakatayo ulit?

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Mawalang galang na po!

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Mawalang galang na po, maaari mo ba akong- tulungan?

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Woah nakatayo na ako.

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Nakatayo na ako.

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WHOA! Meron siyang fidget spinner!

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Oh mah

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Ghadd!!!

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WHOA!

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Ipinapakita pa niya sa akin!

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pewdsiepie1233: *Maaari mo ba na hindi maipakali ang aking manunulid?* (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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pewdsiepie1233: *Naguusap ako tungkol sa butas ng aking titi*

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Aw ano ba 'yan.

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diyos ko napakaraming kalat ang nasa iskrin.

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*OOF*

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Pinatay ko ba s'ya gamit ang aking-

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GAMIT ANG AKING FIDGET SPINNER?

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Sa dakilang kapangyarihan...

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Ay may kasamang malaking...

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'fidget spinners'

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HELL YEAH!

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Parang isang magandang laro nga ito.

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Oh wow.

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Isang-

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Magandang Linggong pagmamaneho.

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Well, akin na ang kotse na ito ngayon.

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ChipsNSalsa2400: "Tumigil ka sa ngalan ng batas"

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*marahang tawa* Ito ay ...

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DEJA. VU

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WHOA diyos ko...

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Sa tingin ko ang aking sasakyan ay naging isang fidget spinner

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Oh diyos ko,

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Nakapatay ako ng isang pulis.

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Ngunit isa lang akong kapwa manggagawa sa McDonalds

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Patawad.

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Patawad.

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Patawad...

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Pinapatay ang mga saloobin

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Tama,

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Well...

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ASTIG IYAN.

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Sa tingin ko ito na ang oras para umusad...

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"Counter Blox Roblox Offensive"

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Ano-

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Ano?

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Whoa, naku!

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Ito ay parang 'Battlefield 2'

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*deym*

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Oh diyos ko parang 'Battlefield' nga!

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Tangina...

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*dab*

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'GOOOTTEM!'

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Sa totoo lang, astig nga iyon.

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"HUWAG MAGLARO! BABALA NAKAKATAKOT"

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So yun nga ang mode ng laro ay mga "pain na pamagat" sa YouTube

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Wow!

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Hindi kapani-paniwala

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*tawa*

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Bakit ba ang putanginang siste-

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Hindi ko magawa ang kahit ano!

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Tahimik!

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MANAHIMIK KA!

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Puta, natatakot ako guys

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Ako ay natatakot.

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Oh diyos, umaasa ako na walang dumating at patayin ako...

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Oh diyos ko, napapatakot ako

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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MAAHHH

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NASA PADER AKO!!

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Ayos lang ako.

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Ayos lang ako...

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WHOOF

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Ayos lang ako...

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Iyan ba...?

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Ano iyan?

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ISANG AK-47 BA IYAN?

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Nakaligtas ako.

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Slender

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Makakaganti rin ako sa'yo!

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Kasama ang hukbo ng aking mga bala.

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Manatili lang, haharapin ko siya.

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Tatalunin ko siya para sa'yo

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Ay naku...

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ANG MGA BALA AY HINDI GUMAGANA

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HINDI SILA GUMAGANA

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AHHH!

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AAHHH

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JUICECOLORED!

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d'Aahh!

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Ano ba ang taeng iyon?

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[FIDGET SPINNERS?!]

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Robloxian

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Highschool

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Kumusta kayong lahat?

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Si PewDiePie 'to.

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Kasama ang aking-

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fidget spinner

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Dananananana

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Dananananana

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Dananana nuh neh nah neh nuh

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♪

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Ito dapat ang pinakamalungkot na bagay sa aking buhay.

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Ito ay talagang mas nakakalungkot,

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Noong nasa mataas na paaralan ako.

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Naiangat ko ang aking sarili.

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Mag-isa akong nakaupo sa kapiterya,

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Sa Roblox,

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KASAMA ANG AKING FIDGET SPINNER

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AT WALA MANLANG KATAO-TAO DITO

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Pinakamagandang laro kailanman.

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10/10.

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Kaya wala-

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*gulat*

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YES! ES-

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Isang babaeng cheerleader

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Kumusta?

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Tinitingnan niya ang aking fidget spinner

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At kakatalon lang niya DOON!!!

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Well, tulad lamang sa mataas na paaralan.

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ooh...

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Kamusta (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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Oh kamusta ka?

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Saan ka pupunta?

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Ako ay nai-

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Naipit ako

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Aking pu-

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Panginoon...

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Uh- Saan ka...?

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Bumalik ka, babe.

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Gusto mong hindi mapakali ang aking spinner?

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Itigil mo ang pagtalon sa ibabaw nito PUTA KA

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Bumalik ka rito!

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Ikaw ay-

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hindi mapakali ang aking spinner

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puta...

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Sandali lang pwede ba na maglaro ka bilang si-

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Vietnam sa Roblox?

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Hell yeah.

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Ito ay kung paano maglaro ang mga magagaling.

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AAHHHHHHHH!

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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hahahahahaha

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Anong bago? Anong bago- ah- tae

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Surprise motherfucka! AH TAE. Well ako'y bumalik sa paglalaro ng aking paboritong server kung saan maaari mong dukutin ang maliit na bata, isang sandali.

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Kailangan ko lang malaman ang ilang mga bagay.

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Sa tingin ko ang aking kamay ay nabali at ang balikat ay na-- Okay. Lumilipad na tayo ngayon

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Okay, heto na

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Pumasok ka

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Paano ko siya mailulunod? Puta nalulunod ako

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*tawa*

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hahahahahaha huwag

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Bakit kaya ito nakakatawa.
[TTS]: Oras para sa isang 'rap battle'.
Hindi ako magsisinungaling

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Pinapaiyak ako ng larong ito, pero ang iyong ina kung ako ay

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Kapag dumating ako sa kanyang mata. [ahhhhh] Ano ang sinasabi mo?

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'rekt'

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Ikaw ang asul na parang mga isda. Puta. Inaayos ko ang hapag

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Ilagay kita sa aking

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[?]
Ang paglalaro ng Roblox ay nakakabakla

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At okay lang, nagbibiro lang, ang Roblox ay bakla, inihulog ang mikropono

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Puta. Mayroon akong higit pa. Mayroon akong higit pa sa akin

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Ano itong piraso ng taeng laro? Ipinagloloko mo ba ako?

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Ang Roblox ay hindi bakla. Oh ikaw na asong babae. Ibinoto nya ako dahil- puta
Oh parang sliter.io

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magaling

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Ayan tangina mo. Tangina mo. Tangina n'yong lahat

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ROBLOOOX

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ROOOBL tumitira ako ng apoy

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Tangina mo. *tawa*
Mayroon akong mga bagong merch

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Ito ay nabebenta tulad ng isang-

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*tinig ni Jake Paul* 'GOD CHURGE', ito ay araw-araw bro, ito ay araw-araw bro, ito ay araw-araw bro, sinabi ko NA ITO AY ARAW-ARAW BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Diyos ko.