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jujur deh, lu mulai kekurangan ide, coba maen Roblox deh

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jelas2 pewds blom nyobain Roblox

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Maen Roblox dong pewds, itu baru yg namanya game keren

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maen Roblox pewds, itu game yg selama ini lu cari

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Pewdiepie, maen ROBLOX dung

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MAEN ROBLOX MAEN ROBLOX!!!!!!!1

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Pewds plis maen Roblox

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Roblox cuy, maen Roblox

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LU LUPAIN ROBLOX DASAR ANY1NG B4NKZ@D

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Nggak!

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Nggak deh, sumpah! Nggak akan!

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Gw ga bakal maen game itu!

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Nggak bakal pernah sampe kapanpun!

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Pewds kalo lu mau maen Roblox ntar gw kasi 100$      :D

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Kenapa ngga bilang dari dulu? Okelah, kita bakal maen Roblox, sodara2

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seharusnya lu komen itu dari awal :v

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Ayo mulai

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Petualangan kita, di dunia Roblox

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Simulator orang autis

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2017

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Gw mungkin ga bakal bertahan lama, level gw masih lumayan tinggi

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mungkin gw juga bakal ketagihan

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Gw udah tanya lu semua di Twitter, Roblox apa yg bakal gw mainin

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FIDGET SPINNERS - Mengadopsi Kluarga yg Unyu2

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Memperbarui Roblox? Gimana lu bisa memperbarui game yg udah... sempurna?

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Bentar2... itu bocah pake kaos Chanel? (DC Shoes kali coeg -_-)

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wkwkwk

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jadi, maen fidget spinner

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any*ng oke

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Ini game gua
pilih kerjaan lu

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jadi, mereka ga punya youtubers

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jadi gua harus pergi ke

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ini yang kedua paling deket

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WOW

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EMEJING

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wkwkwk

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wokowok

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hahah. Ini apaan eek??

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*Pewdiepie ngomong bahasa alien*

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permisi tante

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bisa minta tolong gak ?

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woke

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gua balik. gua balik
whoa

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dia punya fidget spinner

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ya ampyun

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whoa

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dia pamer sama gua

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MENGETIK

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bisa lu puterin

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anu gua ?

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(gua ngomongin soal lubang pentung gua)

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hadeh

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layar gua ancur banget

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gua barusan ngebunuh

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pake fidget spinner

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dengan kekuatan besar jadi hebat ??

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fidgets phoenix

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hell yeahh

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ini beneran keliatan kayak game keren

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ohh wow

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cuma

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nyupir di hari minggu

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jadi ini mobil gua sekarang

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berhenti

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atas nama hukum

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wkwk
apaan tu janc** ? :V:V

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mungkin

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mobil gua jadi fidget spinner

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ya ampyun
gua barusan ngebunuh

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polisi
tapi gua cuma

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karyawan mc donald

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maafin gua maafin gua

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maaf

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kebunuh

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oke, jadi

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itu keren, ini waktunya pindah :v

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counter blox

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roblox offenssive
apa apaan?

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whoaa any***

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ini udah kayak

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battlefield 2

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*tembak menembak*

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ya tuhan

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ini beneran kayak battlefield

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wkwk wata

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fak

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Kena lu

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Anjir itu seru beneran ternyata

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JANGAN MAIN HATI HATI SEREM

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game modenya kayak

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clickbait di youtube

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wow

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emejing

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saudari sialan

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gua

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gak bisa ngapa ngapain

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diem. diem woi

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eek, gua takut

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guys

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gua beneran takut

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ya tuhan, gua harap gak ada yang datang
terus ngebunuh gua

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ya ampyun gua keciprit

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kyahhh

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dinding itu nangkep gua sialan

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gua ok, gua ok

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gua gapapa

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apaan tuh

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apaan tuh. itu bukannya ak-47 ?

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gua selamat

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slender. ini soal tentang

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rasanya makan obat

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gua gabung sama tentara

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cukup diem di tempat, gua dapet sasarannya

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Gua bunuh dia demi lo

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pelornya gak mempan

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gak mempan !!

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AHHHH AHH

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YA AMPYUN 
AHH

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Ini game apaan eek

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fidget spinners

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roblox di sma

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halo cuy, pewdiepie disini

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ama fidget spinners gua

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danananan

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Dananana nuh neh nah neh nuh

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katakan apa kejutannya

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ini seharusnya jadi hal yang paling
menyedihkan dihidup gua

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ini lebih menyedihkan

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dari pada gua
waktu sma

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gua duduk sendirian dikantin

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di roblox

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sama fidget spinner sialan

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gak ada

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orang disini

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(LAGU SEDIH)

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game terbaik sepanjang masa

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10/10

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yeah

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cewek cheerleader cantik. apa kabar ?

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* mulai menggoda cewe lain yg mungkin dibawah 10 tahun*

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dia ngeliat fidget spinners gua

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Dia ngelompatin fidget spinner gua anjir

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Well, itu tetep sama kayak sma

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Oooh, halo beb

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Ohh tidak

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Kamu pengen kemana beb

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Gua nyangkut, gua nyangkut kampret,

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KAMVING

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Eh, lo pengen kemana?

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kembalilah beb

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lu mau puterin anu gue?

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*lol

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berhentilah lompatin gue, jalang!

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kembalilah kesini

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lu AKAN puterin anu gue, jalang

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kita bisa main sebagai..

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menjadi kurcaci

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di Roblox

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Hell yeah!

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beginilah cara pro main

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AAAAA~

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AAAA~ AHAHAH

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apa kabar bro?

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Taiii!

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kejutan Bajingan!

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Ah, Tai!

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kembali ke server favorit gue

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dimana lo bisa adopsi anak kecil

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sebentar, gue harus pikir gimana cara nya

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gue rasa tangan gue rusak bahu nya aja-
oke kita terbang

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oke, ini dia

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masuk

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*ketawa jahat

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*tarik nafas

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gimana cara tenggelemin dia?

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njing, malah gue yang tenggelem

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AAAHAHAH!

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AAHAHAH!

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*makin keras AAAAHAHAH!!

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HEAHAHAHAH!

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"gak"

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ahahah.. ah,ah

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"Diamlah di tempat"

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kenapa ini lucu banget dah? *lol

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Waktunya Adu Rap

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ga akan bohong

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game ini bikin gue nangis

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tapi juga nyokap lo

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ketika gue...

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ketika gue masuk ke mata nya

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OOOOOW!!!

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lu ngomong apaan sih?

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lu biru kayak ikan

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ah ta-, ah vangke

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gue buatin lo hidangan

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dan naro elo di #### gue

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apa dah?

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main Roblox berarti homo

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yang berarti ga apa apa

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cuma bercanda

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Roblox Homo

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~jatohin mic

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tchahaha

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ah tae, gue masih ada banyak

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"pilih gue atau lu mati"

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Apa-apaan Game Tai ini!

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apa lu seriusan?

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"Roblox bukan homo

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ah, Dasar Jalang dia pilih gue karena-
aah.. Bajingan

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oh, ini persis kayak "slither.io"

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bagus

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Mati lo, Jalang!

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Mati lo, Jalang!

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Mati lo semua!!

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Mati!!!

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ROOBLOOX!!

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Roblox!

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nembak Api!

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Matii!

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HAHAHAH!

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HAHAHA!

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Gue drop gabungan baru

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ini mirip kayak-

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*lagu Jake Paul