WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: zh-TW

00:00:01.540 --> 00:00:04.700
網友Spicy: 說真的，你已經沒有新主意，快玩《虛擬世界ROBLOX》

00:00:05.140 --> 00:00:08.060
網友williiam: 很明顯的pewds還沒有玩過《虛擬世界roblox》
*以下簡稱roblox*

00:00:08.460 --> 00:00:10.520
網友: Kylie H.: 你應該去玩roblox啦pewds,

00:00:10.880 --> 00:00:12.880
Kylie H.: 對我來說這就是一個好遊戲

00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:15.440
網友NemuriNemuri: Pewds去玩roblox

00:00:15.520 --> 00:00:17.520
NemuriNemuri: 這是你一直在找的遊戲

00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:20.940
網友Mr. lion: Pewdiepie 玩ROBLOX

00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:23.160
網友EvilRudeAndHarsh: 玩ROBLOX玩ROBLOX!!!!!!!!1

00:00:23.420 --> 00:00:24.800
網友MPNG 5 Net: pewds, 請你玩roblox吧

00:00:24.940 --> 00:00:26.940
網友TQHA GAMING: roblox啊老兄玩roblox

00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:29.240
網友Ender dragon KILLER: 你這個廢材忘記ROBLOX啦！

00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:29.980
不要！

00:00:31.020 --> 00:00:32.200
我發誓，不會玩！

00:00:32.420 --> 00:00:32.920
永遠！

00:00:33.260 --> 00:00:35.260
我永遠也不會玩這遊戲...

00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:38.760
就算一萬年我也永遠不會玩這個爛遊戲

00:00:38.860 --> 00:00:42.800
網友Cuong Pham: pew如果你玩Roblox的話我會捐$100元

00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:48.940
那為什麼又不tm的早說？非常好，我們現在玩－

00:00:48.940 --> 00:00:49.540
－我們玩－

00:00:49.680 --> 00:00:53.880
大家，我們現在會玩Roblox！你們可以早點留言嘛！噗...

00:00:54.180 --> 00:00:55.500
好，開始－

00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:56.900
－我們的旅程－

00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.360
－透過Roblox

00:00:58.560 --> 00:01:00.460
智障模擬遊戲

00:01:00.480 --> 00:01:01.380
2017

00:01:02.060 --> 00:01:03.420
我有可能不能活著出來

00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:05.760
我的（智障）等級還挺高的

00:01:06.600 --> 00:01:08.000
我可能會過度服用

00:01:08.220 --> 00:01:10.780
我在推特上問你們我該玩哪個遊戲

00:01:11.440 --> 00:01:14.920
【指尖陀螺】領養一個可愛的家庭

00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:16.080
正在更新Roblox

00:01:16.160 --> 00:01:19.200
但是你怎麼可以更新那些已經完美的東西呢？

00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:19.920
那個－

00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:22.380
那個白痴在穿香奈兒的上衣嗎？

00:01:22.780 --> 00:01:23.980
 

00:01:23.980 --> 00:01:25.479
噗哈哈

00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:27.240
同時間還要玩指尖陀螺嗎?

00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:28.720
好der

00:01:28.800 --> 00:01:29.640
非常好der

00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:30.760
這是屬於我的遊戲

00:01:30.940 --> 00:01:31.820
*請選擇職業*

00:01:31.860 --> 00:01:33.360
但是這裡沒有youtubers

00:01:33.360 --> 00:01:35.360
所以我要委屈的選－

00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:37.360
第二貼切的職業
*麥當勞服務員*

00:01:37.700 --> 00:01:38.500
嘩噢

00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:40.340
無敵

00:01:42.820 --> 00:01:43.920
噗哈哈

00:01:44.160 --> 00:01:45.880
*笑到斷氣*哈哈哈

00:01:46.260 --> 00:01:48.460
這是什麼鬼東西

00:01:50.060 --> 00:01:51.500
我該怎樣站起來？

00:01:53.340 --> 00:01:54.460
不好意思－

00:01:55.220 --> 00:01:57.220
不好意思－你可以幫幫我嗎？

00:01:58.620 --> 00:01:59.660
喔我回來了

00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:00.540
我站回來了

00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:03.120
嘩喔！她有個指尖陀螺！

00:02:03.420 --> 00:02:03.980
噢我的天～！

00:02:06.340 --> 00:02:06.920
嘩喔

00:02:06.980 --> 00:02:08.160
她在向我炫耀

00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:16.360
*打字*妳可以玩弄我的陀螺嗎？
（編：在暗示什麼呢？）

00:02:16.700 --> 00:02:19.860
*打字*我其實在講我的老二

00:02:20.380 --> 00:02:21.760
啊不要不理我啦

00:02:21.860 --> 00:02:24.640
天啊，這排版真tm的混亂

00:02:25.920 --> 00:02:27.240
我剛才是不是用指尖陀螺把她－

00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:28.940
把她殺了？

00:02:29.260 --> 00:02:30.280
*電影名句*能力越強...

00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:31.520
我就有責任去－

00:02:32.760 --> 00:02:33.860
－玩指尖陀螺

00:02:34.180 --> 00:02:34.920
非常好der!

00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:39.640
這看起來真的好像一個好遊戲

00:02:40.140 --> 00:02:40.700
喔嘩！

00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:42.900
這只是－

00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:44.700
只是菜鳥在駕駛

00:02:47.780 --> 00:02:49.780
好吧，這車子是我的咯！

00:02:50.700 --> 00:02:52.700
*警車提示*在法律的名義上請你停止駕駛！

00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:54.200
嘿嘿這是

00:02:55.040 --> 00:02:56.760
哇靠我的老天！

00:02:58.720 --> 00:03:00.860
我想我的車子變成了一個指尖陀螺

00:03:05.700 --> 00:03:06.460
我的天

00:03:06.460 --> 00:03:08.340
我剛剛殺了一個警察

00:03:08.920 --> 00:03:11.160
但我只是一名麥當勞服務員而已

00:03:11.540 --> 00:03:12.280
對不起

00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:13.460
我真的很對不起

00:03:14.140 --> 00:03:14.840
對不起

00:03:18.880 --> 00:03:20.540
思想被扼殺（？？）

00:03:21.020 --> 00:03:23.200
 

00:03:23.260 --> 00:03:24.460
 

00:03:24.620 --> 00:03:25.120
 

00:03:25.900 --> 00:03:26.400
好的

00:03:26.540 --> 00:03:27.200
那

00:03:27.200 --> 00:03:27.900
那還挺酷的

00:03:28.200 --> 00:03:29.760
我想是時候玩下一個啦

00:03:30.200 --> 00:03:32.580
絕對方塊：Roblox攻勢
（註：參考了絕對武力：全球攻勢）

00:03:32.720 --> 00:03:33.220
什麼－

00:03:33.900 --> 00:03:34.400
什麼？

00:03:35.640 --> 00:03:37.340
哇見鬼啦！

00:03:38.340 --> 00:03:40.340
這就跟戰地風雲2一樣！

00:03:44.040 --> 00:03:46.040
 

00:03:48.560 --> 00:03:49.460
 

00:03:50.260 --> 00:03:52.720
噢賣葛跟戰地風雲一樣啊！

00:03:57.060 --> 00:03:58.260
幹啥小啦

00:04:03.780 --> 00:04:04.680
搞定！

00:04:05.020 --> 00:04:06.640
這其實tm的挺酷的

00:04:06.660 --> 00:04:09.480
*不要玩，警告：驚慄成分*

00:04:09.980 --> 00:04:12.700
好明顯的這些遊戲模式跟Youtube唬爛標題一樣

00:04:22.540 --> 00:04:23.040
嘩喔！

00:04:23.260 --> 00:04:23.920
無敵

00:04:29.220 --> 00:04:31.020
為啥這tm的系統－

00:04:33.020 --> 00:04:34.320
我啥也幹不了

00:04:34.960 --> 00:04:36.960
*汪達與巨像背景音樂*

00:04:37.640 --> 00:04:38.620
不要吵

00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:39.440
就不要吵！

00:04:40.420 --> 00:04:42.420
喔靠，我很害怕額

00:04:42.619 --> 00:04:44.619
我tm的很害怕喔

00:04:45.020 --> 00:04:47.770
喔老天，希望沒東西會彈出來殺我

00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:51.520
喔我的天，我嚇得要拉褲子啦喔

00:04:52.380 --> 00:04:53.960
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

00:04:54.340 --> 00:04:54.920
媽呀！

00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:55.920
我被這些牆卡住啦！

00:04:59.140 --> 00:04:59.640
沒事

00:04:59.760 --> 00:05:00.260
沒事

00:05:00.520 --> 00:05:01.040
喔呼！

00:05:01.400 --> 00:05:02.480
我還好

00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:03.860
那是－

00:05:05.320 --> 00:05:05.880
那是啥？

00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:08.020
那是不是把AK 47突擊步槍?

00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:09.860
我得救啦！

00:05:11.260 --> 00:05:11.960
瘦削人－
（註：恐怖遊戲裡的鬼）

00:05:12.760 --> 00:05:15.160
準備要嚐嚐自己的苦果了！

00:05:15.880 --> 00:05:17.880
我的子彈軍團已經來到了

00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:25.600
你不要動我搞得定他啦

00:05:26.220 --> 00:05:27.080
我會幫你搞定他

00:05:27.280 --> 00:05:27.820
我的天－

00:05:31.840 --> 00:05:33.280
子彈沒作用

00:05:33.860 --> 00:05:34.860
它們沒有作用！

00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:36.700
啊啊啊

00:05:36.960 --> 00:05:37.500
啊啊啊啊

00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:38.720
我的天！

00:05:39.060 --> 00:05:39.620
啊啊

00:05:41.220 --> 00:05:43.220
這是什麼爛東西

00:05:44.080 --> 00:05:45.340
*指尖陀螺－

00:05:45.540 --> 00:05:46.700
－Roblox小人－

00:05:46.700 --> 00:05:47.640
－高中*

00:05:48.060 --> 00:05:48.580
嘿大家好

00:05:48.760 --> 00:05:49.880
這是Pewdiepie

00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:51.220
和我的－

00:05:51.220 --> 00:05:52.300
－指尖陀螺

00:05:53.060 --> 00:05:54.420
嗒啦啦啦啦啦

00:05:54.980 --> 00:05:56.520
嗒啦啦啦啦啦

00:05:57.000 --> 00:06:00.000
嗒啦啦啦啦 啦 啦 啦 啦

00:06:00.760 --> 00:06:03.340
♪瑟喔哇斯 瑟喔哇斯♪

00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:07.320
這一定是我人生最低落的一刻

00:06:07.840 --> 00:06:09.380
說真的這比我在高中

00:06:09.480 --> 00:06:10.540
還要更慘一些

00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:12.060
我竟然可以超越自己

00:06:12.320 --> 00:06:14.320
一個人坐在這飯堂

00:06:14.980 --> 00:06:15.860
在Roblox

00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:18.320
手上玩著指尖陀螺

00:06:18.820 --> 00:06:20.200
然後一個人也沒有

00:06:28.640 --> 00:06:29.160
史上最好的遊戲

00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:29.980
10分滿分

00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:30.860
所以這裡沒有－

00:06:30.860 --> 00:06:31.900
 

00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:32.600
好的

00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:34.260
有個火辣辣的啦啦隊女孩

00:06:34.260 --> 00:06:34.760
妳在幹什麼？

00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:38.800
*打字：在幹啥？寶貝？*

00:06:40.560 --> 00:06:42.340
她在看我的指尖陀螺

00:06:42.860 --> 00:06:44.620
她就這樣跳了過去！

00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:47.040
那就跟現實高中沒分別嘛

00:06:47.860 --> 00:06:48.360
噢

00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:49.500
哈囉 寶貝

00:06:50.180 --> 00:06:51.520
喔哈囉寶貝

00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:52.580
妳去哪兒？寶－

00:06:52.580 --> 00:06:53.080
我卡－

00:06:53.080 --> 00:06:53.880
我tm的卡住啦

00:06:53.880 --> 00:06:54.380
馬的

00:06:54.380 --> 00:06:55.120
天！

00:06:56.760 --> 00:06:58.060
啊，妳去哪－

00:06:58.980 --> 00:07:00.360
回來啊寶貝

00:07:01.640 --> 00:07:02.620
妳可以玩弄我的陀螺嗎？

00:07:05.220 --> 00:07:06.880
不要再跳過我啦婊子

00:07:08.520 --> 00:07:09.300
回來啊！

00:07:10.900 --> 00:07:11.800
你一定要

00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:12.760
玩弄我的陀螺！婊子

00:07:13.260 --> 00:07:13.760
等等你可以在Roblox玩－

00:07:15.320 --> 00:07:17.980
－越南戰爭？

00:07:18.700 --> 00:07:19.480
很好der

00:07:19.840 --> 00:07:21.300
*亂衝*這就是高手的玩法

00:07:33.420 --> 00:07:35.120
啊啊啊

00:07:35.640 --> 00:07:37.640
*繼續亂叫*

00:07:37.640 --> 00:07:38.460
*邪惡的笑*

00:07:39.540 --> 00:07:44.000
老友你在幹啥？在幹啥？啊靠！

00:07:47.820 --> 00:07:55.550
嚇著你啦，歪種！啊靠！好啦我只好回到我最喜愛的伺服器，或者你可以誘拐小朋友

00:07:55.550 --> 00:07:57.620
等等，我要先搞清楚一些東西

00:07:59.340 --> 00:08:03.229
我想我的手臂斷了，我的肩膀也脫－ok我們飛了起來

00:08:05.880 --> 00:08:07.880
OK我們恢復啦

00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:12.319
進去

00:08:16.440 --> 00:08:20.260
我要怎樣淹死他？幹我快要淹死啦

00:08:28.100 --> 00:08:34.580
哈哈哈
*小孩：不!*
哈哈哈不要動！

00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:37.400
為什麼這爛東西會這麼好笑

00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:38.760
*電腦聲*又到了饒舌比賽的時候啦

00:08:39.620 --> 00:08:41.340
♪不妨跟你說♪

00:08:44.840 --> 00:08:47.780
♪這遊戲快把我弄哭喔♪

00:08:48.540 --> 00:08:57.700
♪但是你媽－昨晚跟我睡時－也這樣說♪

00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:00.360
喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔！

00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:02.360
*對手*你tm的在講什麼

00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:09.320
*系統*噢，老兄你該怎樣反擊？

00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:10.680
pewds: 你完啦

00:09:10.680 --> 00:09:13.780
*對手*♪你跟魚一樣藍♪
pewds: 啊幹

00:09:13.980 --> 00:09:15.980
*對手*♪我把你煮成斑腩♪

00:09:16.860 --> 00:09:18.860
♪然後把你放進我的##### (婊子)♪

00:09:19.100 --> 00:09:19.880
什麼？

00:09:20.040 --> 00:09:22.720
♪只有同性戀才會玩Roblox♪

00:09:23.100 --> 00:09:24.460
♪但是沒關係♪

00:09:25.220 --> 00:09:26.460
♪開玩笑而已♪

00:09:26.460 --> 00:09:28.300
♪玩Roblox很娘♪

00:09:28.300 --> 00:09:30.300
♪扔掉麥克風♪

00:09:31.460 --> 00:09:34.020
*系統*嘿，選出你心目中的繞舌歌手吧

00:09:34.200 --> 00:09:36.200
噢幹我還有很多！還有很多沒講！

00:09:37.800 --> 00:09:42.120
*打字：不選我就會死*

00:09:42.660 --> 00:09:46.860
這是什麼tm的爛遊戲？你在tm的開玩笑嗎？

00:09:47.460 --> 00:09:52.800
*對手: Roblox不娘*
Pewds:喔妳這個婊子，她把我選出去，妳這個tm的婊子

00:09:53.360 --> 00:09:57.200
噢這就像貪吃蛇（slither.io）一樣嘛，好der

00:10:01.400 --> 00:10:09.020
你去死啦婊子，去死啦婊子，所有人也去死啦~!

00:10:09.800 --> 00:10:11.160
Robloooox

00:10:12.260 --> 00:10:15.100
Robloooo － 我在噴火～

00:10:19.660 --> 00:10:25.640
去死啦！哈哈哈
我發放了一些新的周邊產品

00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:27.840
現在賣得像－

00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:35.140
(討厭的Youtuber Jake Paul): 就像平時一樣，老兄就像平時一樣，老兄

00:10:35.300 --> 00:10:37.300
我tm的老天爺