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You know my story, but not my name.

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you know who i am... but not my journey

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My name is PewDiePie,

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Anime Hunter. You think I can't beat this stupid....

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game?

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fffffffuh!

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I will not be defeated

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by some cartoon ass lookin', bitch ass lookin' game! bitch ass looking game

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Did I seriously died a hundred and seven times last episode?

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Whatever!

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WHATEVER!! ZERO DEATHS!!! IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!

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Here we go, I got it. I get it. I gotta ride Link. I gotta ride Link to the other side.

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Okay, okay

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YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! Why, why did he do that? Then, what am I supposed to do? What a dick?! Link you're...

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Don't... What the hell am I supposed to do then?

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No! Where am I supposed to go?

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What if I shoot him? Oh my god! Where do I go then?

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Over here. Oh my god. Oh, I trick you, I trick you, Linky boy.

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What the fuck?

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*he's upset* *real upset*

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I don't get it! Why is this game impossible?

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I get it.

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This is easy.

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Right?

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Fuck off. I need a sword, right? I need the fucking sword. You know what? Fuck this. I'm goin' back.

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Fuck this I'm out.

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Okay fine, I'll go back. Maybe I can walk on the spikes.

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Maybe I can shoot the spike.

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What the hell?

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I broke the game.

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I broke the game.

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I bro... I broke the... GOD DAMN IT! Oh my god. What do I doooooo?!

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Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

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Fuck off. It's a tricky jump, but I can do it

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Fuck.

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YES! YESS! FUCK YOU LINK, FUCK YOU!

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*spits like a 3 year-old* *literally*

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Fuck. It's so hard to time this jump.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Just let me go! Let me go! Am I gonna have to do this stupid jump every time?

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I'm so fucking happy that this is happening.

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Game broke again. What a great game? I love this. I love this. I live for this shit. Hell yeah!

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This is so much fun. [mocking voice] 'Oooh,

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ooh, game is hard. Too hard for you, Felix. You should go and play Pokemon.'

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*some Swedish death curse*

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Agghh!

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That last spike, how do I [swedish bad word]?

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How do I even? It's not even physically possible?

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Go away, link!

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What the hell am I supposed to do then?!

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Go away, link!

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I have the power of God and anime on my side, can you jump if you jump off something?

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I want to see this I can so I think I need to walk off him and then jump genius strategic

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I know I've been playing a few games in my life look at me do this on the first try first try mother truckers

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First try Bert shut up shut up second try zero deaths zero death fuck 0 that 0 deaths

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First try first try zero death fuck Sarah to share that's the first trap for strap first strap

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Watch me to your first try first right first right first right dad I?

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first read zero death fuck it's the first try sir de

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reserved

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0.000000 fun y link I thought we loved each other

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No

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So close to do this limit. I can do this s way to battle the power of garden enemy

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I will do this. I will conquer

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9 9 f liner pine air because liner big designer

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No no link no, what is happening with this a glitchy ass game

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The beach fuck activate your Lourdes order

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Whoa whoa what the what? Oh my god. I had it. This is so hard stop judging me

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Ah

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Link this is good da fuck you link give me the same. Hell yeah

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That's what I'm talking about zero deaths, they're all death here, Oh, Oh

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Easy game, it's easy this game is easy. Okay. Okay? What's gonna kill me now

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I wonder what's going to give me. Oh, maybe the fans. Oh

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No, maybe the spike is

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No my gosh

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Easy easy what else I don't know why I asked, I don't really don't know why I asked

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Hey mister man oh if you goes up and down, okay?

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Okay you go over easy. Oh my god. What is this? Uh?

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Okay, okay, okay, of course of course how am I gonna do that if I can't even do it normal?

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What I didn't even touch it why aren't you double jumping?

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My god, it's not that hard you anime loving piece of shit. Oh my god do it

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Man work a letter an nah come on Felix come on fuck

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Stop touching it. What are you doing? What are you doing look? How much you have left god damn. This is so tricky

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Okay, let's look at the pattern

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Yeah, oh, no you really hit the pattern there you boy, you really did a good job there you fuckwit

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Oh my god, they go faster, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to do that? Oh?

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This is so hard. I don't even know how I made it here. What Oh?

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Watch me dying watch me fucking die

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I don't get it. I don't fucking get it

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When do I go here there's like no space to move there's like no fucking space at all oh

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My god here we are again here. We are again at the impossible yeah Wow

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I don't even know what kills me like is there a spot I can stand there it seems oh

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I'm pretty good at this bit now like I can do this part, but the thought there this I don't get on

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Like where where how is it? Even physically possible to go through that fucking place?

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How I don't understand like there's nowhere to go. I simply between them, but it's no time. There's just no time I

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I Just don't get it man. I play this 500 fucking times. I thank you

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I

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Don't understand

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Yes

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Fuck

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Yes, you saw it smooth. That was oh my god. Okay great. We just got to make it

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We just gotta make it. We just gotta make it to the top

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Okay, what's gonna happen the spikes are gonna shoot me oh no not the specs

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Fuck you. Oh my god. What that?

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I'm so fucking tired of this shit *END*