What's up, Gamers?
It's me
Edger
your favourite pug in the whole world
I'm here to do this weeks
*LOUD SOUND*
Edger what are you doing?
Im so sorry
Please don't hurt me
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L W I A Y
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Voted by Top YouTubers.
The #1 Show.
Its been an honour.
👏👏
and a privilege.
Now we're at 80M subscribers.
BUT WAIT, They're getting close.
What is this?!
THE 👏 SUB GAP 👏 IS 👏 GETTING 👏 TOO 👏 CLOSE 👏
WE'VE BEEN TOO DISTRACTED
WITH STUPID MEMES
That we forgot what the real battle is.
What do we do? Honestly,
I feel like we've done everything.
EhaheEhaahea
I guess it's over. I don't know.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Almost 1M subscribers.
What the hall
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Come on guys.
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Jesus from Fiverr was raised in a cult, but YouTube helped him break out.
OK, so we already talked about this video.
I've seen the video.
It's a very heartfelt video.
He also made an update video.
Uhhh, which I wanted to see.
PewDiePie saves JESUS! again.
Hello disciples it's me your favorite
Lord and Savior Jesus.
And this is going to be a happy video. Still different from my
typical video but it's really important to me that
I think someone who has changed my life in a
tremendously good way. Saint Felix
has saved my holy ass. Not once in a
while twice first for being banned
from fiver and now again. For.
I might be my greatest challenge to date.
So. I have something I never really
intended anyone else to see but
I think this might be a good time to share now so.
Also if it's not obvious by now I'm a very
emotional guy so even though I'm happy.
I'll cry. So it's just it's something that I do. But
anyways this was recorded two years ago when Felix came to
my rescue for the first time.
I don't even remember Jesus Christ is clearly lost and I'm
making a video on this.
Okay. What.
Something really great just happened.
I don't know why I'm crying. I don't know I'm really happy about this but
I guess I'm just relieved. Who.
OK
I
just found out my my. Told me
that's purely by posting a
comment on my home
video about being cut from fiber
and saying that he's going to make a video for me.
I don't remember making a video that I make a
video. I do remember donating.
Oh he hasn't shocked. I don't know what to say.
Oh thanks.
Oh it's just it's like a huge relief.
Jesus literally I never thought about the impact.
You know just me commenting and we're making a video and something
has an actual people. That's crazy.
Thanks a lot Felix. I really appreciate him.
Anytime brother. I think it's also important to note that
you know he's thanking me but in reality
he should be thanking you guys or everyone that
watches.
I'm really proud of that this channel is so open
and willing to help other people in need. I think that's really cool
and I'm just reacting to I'm not doing anything.
It's you guys.
So I honestly
give yourself a pat on the back and buy some cheap
fuel.
One third I met a
lookalike couple at my mall vs.
Malaysia. I think this is Malaysia. I recognize
that uneven sideburns anywhere she.
Got.
What do you mean Uneven sideburns. Yeah
Malaysia was crazy and legit. I'm
never going back. We were just swarmed by its fans. I
don't know would say I don't like you guys. I will be more
careful about channels I shout out in the
future.
Look at it.
Yes.
See I spent five million
dollars came to star who's going to be in the Super
Bowl. Mr. B's a P.T. pi ad HUH.
What. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
DO NOT SPEND FIVE MILLION DOLLARS ON
PewDiePie ad in Super Bowl. Just
give it to me OK. I can
directly take the money. That is
also an available offer.
Mr. Reese I am begging you do not spend
five million dollars not just because it's a complete goddamn
waste of money but also because I thank you.
Thank you Mr. Brees. If this video gets a
hundred thousand likes then Mr. beast has
promised that he will donate five million
dollars directly to my bank account. What a great
guy honestly. Thank you so much. What is this
chungus
chungus chungus chungus Omegle stranger
fear the chungus
chungus chungus chungus
That's what I came for. Do not
post this and steal my boots. You hear me.
Sorry. I'm.
😀😀😀
That's what I just realized. That's a perfect excuse for anything
huh. I'm blind. Excuse me why did you copy strike
all my videos. I'm blind. What do you want from me.
Sorry for the shitty quality and thanks
to the people that sort by new
Bitch lasagna. Bitch lasagna.
T-Series ain't nothing but a Bitch lasagna
This part really represent my feeling it's a
reflection of my thoughts and deepest darkest
secrets. You see the bee actually stem from poor
bitch and the L stands for Luzon yet
not a lot of people didn't pick up on that. I'm a Blue Eyes White
Dragon while yours is dark magician. Well this part is
just nonsense. I just threw it in there to make this song
longer.
That's right. He has no other meaning.
Oh my God. How did I get away with that line.
Who the hell is. Why you want to get some.
You do. What do I get. Well you just talking magician.
I'm a blue eyes
White Dragon while you're a dark magician.
While your you're is diamond he has blue eyes and
he's talking about an Indian channel. Can't
Tell if racist
mental gymnastics. How dare you take those assumptions
pokey man s m h my name.
It means love and friendship.
Go copy strike someone hokey man because
that's all you do.
I ain't no racism. I am a tag of
racism and I will not stand
because I physically came
PewDiePie - Rose, I can explain
my here. You're making
five hundred thousand and you're only giving me thirty
thousand Edgar thirty thousand.
I'm only getting a thousand Brad one.
You guys are getting it now that's the
bribe to the bottom ones are clearly Brad and Brad too.
This is practically writes Kim's apology video.
Guys I can explain. You're making two hundred thousand
dollars and you're giving away five hundred and gift
cards. That five hundred and gift card
there were already claimed.
Girl says PewDiePie
Do girls even exist. Girl says PewDiePie
This entire fucking sub
It's funny because it's true. This is what happens when your audience is a
bunch of kids that drool over literally any single
female. Okay you guys got to see this. So
this girl that does the fingers crossed on the
mobile strike. She's the one that
made the ad.
I'll go with the information and releasing
information.
When making this commercial. The inspiration
behind it was PewDiePie at one time that
I made the commercial. Around 20 late 2017. Right.
You would think that these specific
mobile ads had been around for a while. Like the game
play type but it actually had it. My
sister who was working in the ads department at Lords
mobile she wrote the script
after her sister wrote this script.
Inspiration. And at the time I was
obsessed with PewDiePie and
oh codename clueless gamer. I told her
about them and then she wrote the story
That was really fun. Thank you anyway for being a good sport about that.
When your watching wary but
you've already seen all the memes on the subreddit
Yeah but now we get to see them together. Isn't
that nice. You have no friends. And here. So
here we are guys another look alike. Okay. The whole
Guys! another look alike?!
OK
already reviewed the subreddit. I don't need any more of this
trash talk. That man looks nothing like me.
I review your Zero bye bitch gone
This part is about my father abandoning me as a child.
Don't let Felix forget what he promises
it's okay. All right what is it now.
Every time they dig up something new
80 million subs and I'll host meme review.
Oh my God! Guys.
PewDiePie is are gonna always remain review.
I did this as the final work in art school.
What was your grade.
Amazing. This is an interesting way to say you
fail out of art school. What could someone who
fails school ever hope
to accomplish in their life. Nerd
Level 1 crook 😀😀😀
I'm hurt now. That's really cool. Rasse said that for the ethics man
I truly feel the
pain.
Eight months ago an editor that worked for
Mr. Beast tried to expose the
Beast with lies for a clout and failed hard.
Today Mr. Beast gave his current
editor a house. This guy is giving
House's top flexing on your editors Mr. Beast
What the hell.
Oh man I can sense Brad 1 one and Brad 2 crying after reading this
Brad 1 and Brad 2 you want some G fuel.
I have practically unlimited supply. Would you like
some just buy it. 30 percent off.
Excellent deal.
If you could only watch one creator for the
rest of your life who would that be. Everyone
would say PewDiePie. OK
This is one of the funniest things I've seen on Twitter this week.
Not just because everyone kept writing
PewDiePie but because YouTube
deliberately painfully
avoided every single comment. The whole meme
that YouTube has to avoid me is not even a
meme at this point. If you could watch only
one creator and the rest of your life who would it be. PewDiePie
PewDiePie PewDiePie PewDiePie
PewDiePie PewDiePie PewDiePie PewDiePie
it just goes on. But the funniest part
of this is the fact that YouTube replies
to the one person that says I Justine
it's good to take pride in your work.
She just misspelled PewDiePie
PewDiePie had one of the most
impactful online presences in history in twenty eighteen breaking
multiple records gathering many popular YouTube verse
to his cost to keep a single man above a soulless
corporation as the most subscriber YouTube road YouTube
YouTube
All right now we've got all that sold out. We can move on to the means.
Everyone show this to Felix
Canada dividend everyone. Do you think the people that conquered Canada
many many years ago I don't know
50 years ago or whenever he was. Do you think they went hey
there's gonna be an epic me because in Sweden
we did that as well. I mean just look at Sweden
and Finland together and then you have this little thing
coming out and stand Mark anyway.
Me refreshers mean upvotes doesn't change.
I'm not seeing enough my kids.
kids just a reminder don't gamble.
This fixes everything. Thanks Jake.
M H. Jake Paul didn't even give away used
Amazon gift cards and you call that an
apology at this point if you're not giving
away Amazon gift cards don't even bother
apologizing. I'm going to bring this gem here
did it. I don't think I don't see it. I generally like that.
No they don't look the same.
It's called PewDiePie submissions but I've never seen him submit. Okay moving on.
Okay so I send my friend a screen of what
I ordered and...
I gotta show this to my mods out.
Okay look at this.
Yeah. Forgot to close the door.
Wollman so this is why everyone needs to
buy Suki right freaking now.
When you spend 180 hundred and eighty hours. Why am I wearing these.
on Minecraft animation of
bitch lasagna where 12000 people wanted it but
no one watches it.
Oh my God. Jesus Christ.
*Bitch Lasagna MUSIC*
I can't believe how really looks in Minecraft.
Wow. Technology has gone too far. Ender
Emerald ten out a pen thank you very much.
Day 11 !!! Proud of you pewds!!
Pews hasn't had a controversy
in 2019 yet. Is that true. No I don't think
it's true. Something's wrong here. I don't like it. What do you
think the next controversy is going to be.
Pinup Marzia yet. Okay that's nice. Really do
subscribe to PewDiePie kiwitz_art on Instagram.
Thank you kiwitz_art. That's really cool.
What if my eight point one thousand meme was
seen by peewds but rad cut it out.
This is what get. This is what I've been talking about all
this time. If a meme doesn't end up on the why
it's literally Brad's fault all the time I have to write
Brad afterwards. Hey why did you cut that out. He just goes
out and like that. Really. The one you got to suck up to
is bread.
If you want your mean to make it Hill why just just cut it.
You just gotta suck up to Brad Warner Brad
whoopsie. head headgear elbow elbow gear need
knee 2019.
No controversy so far. Try again.
VOX Vox are making meme some posting on LA now.
Killing it. Level 1 crook
level 100 slap. That's what I'm talking about.
Wait is that Logan poll
merch.
Who would wear Logan Polo merch.
I see.
I accidentally put it on here. You should copy strike
case IV for reacting to visualization. Yeah. Oh he reacted
to it all this way for the video to accumulate a little bit
more views than its striking time
strike time.
Don't even think about preventing the video. I still have the U.R.L.
eighty million nine year olds. Remember we may have won the
battle but the war is not over.
Come on guys take your pick.
It's very epic. Well we see
😀😀😀
Yeah.
😀😀😀
I thought about switching the setup but then I'm
like it's kind of maybe I should maybe I should switch a setup.
I love it. How he managed to advertise a
laptop his merch, his book
his chair, Logan Paul's Merch
and a goddamn game in one video.
Did I actually do that. Damn I'm slick pop I
wants to buy a house. Come on Felix Grandpa
explain how to defeat Norway.
They have no defenses. Everyone knows this.
It's fine they don't have defenses
green screen
😀😀😀
you guys sure love to complain known gene
Back then he had a simple setup for gaming. Now he has an
extremely expensive fancy setup for looking at means.
Dreams do come true guys
You just gotta work hard for it.
If I reach 80 militants subscribers I'll bring back shut up.
I spent six hours in line to
meet pewds but when I finally met him I
was too shy to say anything.
I hate myself. From this photo It just looks like you waited six
hours for me to just take a selfie of myself which I guess is what we did.
We can finally know pewds real height by knowing yours.
Wanna help uss out. I'm 5,6. How tall is that.
You're 14 centimeters.
Oh my God Felix is short.
I'm 5 8. I assumed he was Giant since he's Swedish.
I'm not sure. One eighty. Yeah
one eighty.
Yeah. Right. Yeah right. Yeah right.
Yeah.
If Mark is 179 I'm the Eiffel Tower. OK.
Imagine if I had legs how tall I would be
Pets with one ear. That's just sad. Hey where did that go by the way.
That's good. That's really good. Oh my God.
pewds on the train. This man is all over the world.
I don't even remember it.
Why am I looking at the screen so intensively.
Jesus Christ. What is that about.
I'm playing in Lourdes mobile drooling over zoos girls.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
That's how Brad works press x extra steal.
We watched the video. I read 721 books in 2018
in class today because my teacher thinks it is an important video about reading books and she wanted us all to see.
She's also subscribe to pewdiepie. That's awesome. That's so cool.
What a difference from their other teacher.
Only Finished teachers
Dhout out to Finland.
Very epic.
Remember this kid, this is him
that actually.
That's how hoodies works.
2014 2015 2016 2017 2018
I guess I haven't changed my style that much.
Are you sure about that. Okay all right.
Okay fine I get it.
Excuse me what the frick.
I appreciate the censored version of that meme.
Oh my God.
This is why Brad looks a hundred times better as a female.
They have no defense and they have all the oil.
That's all you had to say. Thanks for the tip pewds.
No problem.
Um... What you got there
A smoothie.
Calling all 9
year olds or 14 year olds
on Monday the 14th.
That's today. We will again create two
accounts to subscribe to PewDiePie.
If 10 percent of us do it we will raise
16 million easily
and a 30 percent discount.
We can buy up the G fuel stock.
Think about it. Let's make it happen.
80 million subscribers 80 million merch is out.
Thank you again for all the support. I'm so glad and
I'm so glad and lucky to have such an amazing fan base.
I do appreciate you guys sometimes smash like goodbye.
See you tomorrow. Oh gee what do you got up below that can wait.
Dude I see you tomorrow. It's gonna be ethnic.
Tomorrow's video. Can we get some hype for tomorrow's video.
It's gonna be so good.
Check out another video.
Goodbye. Tired of standing up. I mean I'm tired I'm tired of nothing.
I thought this video was not long enough.
We have one more thing the most important thing of all time.
Did I make it on the 100 most handsome faces in 2018
Mean I already know everyone's been tweeting at me for
some reason for some goddamn reason.
I am not just on the top hundred most handsome
faces list. I'm not just in the top 10.
No that's right everyone. Mariana diva
Io get out of here Ma lone
tick Sierra Sumi mashing
Shawn Mendes should more like Sean
Hume Sean
how the reigning champ. That's right.
I beat the reigning champ King time
to the money that the person that looks like a
god damn God basically. OK.
And the
Oh. It hurts my sides.
I don't know how this happens every year but I'll take it.
Okay. I'll take it.
Can't wait to see the comments everyone roasting me.
Here it is ladies and gentlemen the guy who fixes 2018.
Oh so people are nice.
Harry Styles. Yeah. You must be joking. I
didn't see parents in twin 18 rewind but
didn't see him in 100 months.
Something went wrong in 2018. We're still
trying to work it out but thank you very much.
T.C. Chandler. Absolutely
incredible. Dream big and means can
get you literally anywhere in life.
That's it. I beat Kim Jong Il.
That's it. Thank you guys. Smash like.