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Vratio sam se, ljudi. Vratio sam se.

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Jebeš ovo svjetlo prevruće je ovdje

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U redu, spreman sam

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Mislim, spreman sam za prvi put

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Dobrodošli, ja ću igrati ''najteži nivo na svijetu''

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''joj tako je težak''

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začepi

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ZAČEPI USTA

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Gdje je, ovo sranje od nivoa, gdje je?

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GDJE JE

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Daj mi taj Olujni Uspon

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Navodno su izbrisali ovaj nivo iz igrice zato što je bio pre težak

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O joj

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Igrica je pre teška, briši ovaj nivo. Pre teška je za mene!

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BLA

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Besmislica!

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Niti jedan nivo nije težak

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Nisam umro jedanput, a ovo mi je PRVI put da igram ovaj nivo

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zato ajmo vidjet kako će ići

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Dobio sam novu energiju

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od...

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ničega, okej? Ovo mi prvi - nula smrti samo da kažem

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ako ste novi na mom kanalu, ja sam

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jebem ti

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Ja sam pro gamer, ne jebačina

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pogledaj moje skil-----

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jeebi seee

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(švedske psovke)

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eto ga, lagano ko

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stiskanje sisa

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To se tako rimovalo. Hvala vam.

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Mogu rješiti ovaj level bez da gledam

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, a da igram sa guzicom svojom

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toliko je lagano

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zapravo to radim sada

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ajmo

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nula smrti, ajmo

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ajmo dušo

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prvi checkpoint

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ne trebami, ali ću uzet da vas nasmješim

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nula smrti

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OHHHHHHHHHHH

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Mislio si da ću umrijeti, KUĆKO

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NULA

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JEBENIH

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GLUPIH

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SMRTI

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KUĆKO

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jebi se, silovatelju

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pre lagano

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Pazi ovaj skok, pre lagano!

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TOO, drugi checkpoint

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(švedske riječi)

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PRE LAGANO, ubijam se namjerno

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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nula smrti, svi, to je bila pogreška u vremenskom prostoru(?)

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nešto se dogodilo , neznam šta

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POPNI SE NA TO, JEBENA KUĆKO

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možeš li ne?

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uhh

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evo nas- evo nas opet tu

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nula smrti

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nula

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jebenih

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smrti

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još jedan checkpoint, hvala ti

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niti ne treba mi zato što nikad ne umirem

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jebem ti, zajebo sam

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ovaj dio je nemoguć

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ŠTAAAAAA?

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GLEDAJ TO SRANJE

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OOHHHHHH

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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jebem ti

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Kako sam sad uspio, isuse

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trikovi

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jebem ti isusa

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o bože

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Kada onda skočim?

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ti govno sport

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želim preći ovaj nivo tako jako

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Kada jebeno trebam skočit ti jebena popišana ruko(?)

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Igra. Gotova.

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mrzim ovaj nivo

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Dobrodošli svi! Moe ime Jeffff

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Dobrodošli, ja sam pro gamer

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Gamer 5, svi

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Igrat ću ovu igru, hvala vam

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nikad nisam umro

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5 milijuna smrti u 6 mjeseci

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jebem te, neću napraviti taj skok

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Gledaj to sranje

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letim kroz ovaj level, kao da letim kroz sunce i srknem od vatre

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Hvala vam

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isuse

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prvi checkpoint, dabaj na njih

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koji kurac

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STANI

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hvala

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ISUSE

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DRUGI CHECKPOINT

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DABAJ NA NJIH

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o moj bože

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o moj, zabi mi šaku u čmar, tata

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To,.ajde. ajde. ajde. TOOO

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JEBI PATKU

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DUUUUUUHHHHH

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PRVI CHECKPOINT

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DABAJ NA MRZITELJE

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UHHHH

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ovaj dio je virtualno nemoguć

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bez da se ozljediš

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vidiš, jebeno je nemoguć

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neznam zaš jebeno pokušavam

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OHHHH

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🎵I na kraju, više niti ne vrijedi🎵

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To jebote, to je to, najlakši skokovi

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Ajmo. Ajmo. Ajmo više

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Ako ne uzmem ove živote, mrtav sam

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Ovaj skok je zeznut

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JEBEM TI. U redu. Mrtav sam. Mrtav sam. Sad sam mrtav

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Jesi li sretan? Jesi li sretan? Jesi li sretan? Jesi li jebeno sretan?

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Olujni uspon je težak. Trebam se fokusirat. Manje ću ostaviti u videu.

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TOOOOOOO

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JEBI SE

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AJMO.

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Ima toliko života. Niti ne trebam ih.

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zato što nula JEBENIH smrti

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ajmo

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koji...?

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O, Isuse

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Što se dogodilo

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Koja vrag se dogodio?

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Sada definitivno nemam jedan.

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OHHHH

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UHHHHHH

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O moj bože

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TOOOOOOO

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Ovaj skok toliko kurčeva puši.

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Da, to će napraviti trik

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JEBEM TI

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OHHH Mrzim taj skok

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Vidim sada

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Sada jebeno vidim

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Sada vidim

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Jebeno vidim

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OHHHH, želim to napraviti tako jako

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JEBEM TE

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ajde više popišani likuse

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o moj bože tako si

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GLUP

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NULA JEBENIH SMRTI

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OHHHHHHHHHHH

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OHHHHHHHHHHH HAH

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HEHEHEHEHEHE

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JEBI SE IGRICE, isto kao Dark Souls

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Isto

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Kao

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Dark

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Souls

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Jebi se. Poštujem žene i samo govna(?)

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to jebote

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život za kućke

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jebi se

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jebem ti boga