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Aku kembali lagi, baby. Aku kembali lagi.

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Bodo amat lah sama lampu ini panas banget disini.

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Oke, aku siap..

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Maksudku, aku siap untuk pertama kalinya

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Selamat datang, aku bakal main "level tersusah diseluruh dunia"

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"oh susah banget"

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diam cuk

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diam lu!

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Mana ini, level macam tai, mana ni?

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MANA OI

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Beri aku Stormy Ascent

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Katanya sih mereka ngehapus level ini dari gamenya karena terlalu susah

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"HIKZ HIKZ ;_;

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permainannya terlalu susah, hapus level ini. Terlalu susah buat ku!"

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BLAH

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Ga masuk akal!

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ngga ada level yang terlalu susah

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Aku ngga pernah mati sekalipun dan ini pertama kalinya aku main level ini

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jadi kita lihat aja gimana, oke?

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aku dapat energi baru

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uhh dari--

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Ga ada, ok? Ini pertama kali-- zero deaths btw

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kalo kalian baru di channelku. Aku adalah---

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tai

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Aku adalah gamer pro, bukan sebuah tai.

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liat ke--(apaan dah)

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tai lo

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[ngumpat in swedish]

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itu dia, gampang

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seperti meremas tete (hah?)

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Berima banget dah. Makasih.

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Aku bisa ngalahin level ini sambil tutup mata

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Main pake pantatku

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segampang itu lah

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sebenernya aku lagi ngelakuin itu sekarang

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ayolah

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0 kali mati, ayo

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ayo sayang

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checkpoint pertama

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ga butuh sih, tapi aku ambil aja deh biar kalian seneng

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0 kali mati

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ooooOOOOHH

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lu kira gua bakal mati, BITCH

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0

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KALI

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MATI

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BAATCH

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mati lo, pria penganiaya

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gampang

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liat lompatan ini, gampang!

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YEAH, chekpoint kedua

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asa bajania[?]

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GAMPANG, aku bunuh diri DENGAN SENGAJA!

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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0 kali mati, semuanya, itu tadi glitch di matrix nya

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sesuatu terjadi, aku ngga tau itu apa

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AYO BANGUN, KAMPRET

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Bisa ga sih?

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*pewds cape*

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Kita mu-- kita mulai lagi

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0 kali mati

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0

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kali

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mati

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checkpoint lagi, makasih

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Ga butuh karena aku ga pernah kalah, sekalipun

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Tai, mampus gue

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bagian ini ga mungkin banget

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HAAAH?

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LIAT DEH, bOOi

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hOOOOOh

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NEIIGHHH

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tai

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trus gimana dong ini, Jesus

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skills

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tai Jesus [wat]

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ya Tuhan

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Trus kapan aku loncatnya??

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kampret lo

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Aku pengen banget menangin level ini

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Kapan aku loncatnya dasar tai

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Game. Over.

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Benci level ini

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Hai, semuanya, selamat datang! Namaku Jeff

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Selamat datang, Aku adalah pro gamer

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Gamer s--lima, semuanya

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AKu bakal mainin game ini, makasih

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Ga pernah kalah sebelumnya

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5 juta kali mati dalam 6 bulan---

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tai lo, aku ngga bakal loncat

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Lihatlah itu, boi

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Aku terbang melewati level ini, seperti lalat terbang melewati matahari dan membakar dirinya sendiri(?)

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Makasih [iye sama-sama dah]

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jesus

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checkpoint pertama, dab on them

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Apa-ap--kue tai [?]

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sTOP

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makasih

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JEEZUZ

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CHECKPOINT KEDUA

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kasih DAB sama mereka

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ya Tuhan

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Oh, tinju ayah saya

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ya, datang lah ,datang lah

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tahi

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duh

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checkpoint pertama

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"DAB ke hatters"

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"huh"

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bagian ini sangat sulit

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tanpa mati

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liat , ini sangat sulit

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aku ga tau knapa ,aku pantang menyerah

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"oouuggh"

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"nyanyi"

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tahi, itu sangat gampang

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ayolah, ayolah

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aku butuh ini , aku butuh nyawa ,jika tidak aku udahan

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lompatan ini sulit

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"asw", bagus sekali gw mati,gw mati skarang

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kamu senang ? apa kamu senang? apa kamu senang? apa kamu **** senang?

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translate sendiri :p

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ea

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awas lu

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ayo "breugh"

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nyawaku banyak,tpi gw ga butuh

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karna gw jago banget [zero deaths]

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ayo

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ap.

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Oh, Jesus

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knapa ini

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lah ,knapa ini

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skarang gw ga punya uka2

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ohhh

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uggh

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ya tuhan

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yea

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lompatannya susah gila

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yah ,begitu caranya

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****

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gw benci lompatannya

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gw ngerti sekarang

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gw udh **** ngerti sekarang

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gw ngerti sekarang

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gw udh **** ngerti sekarang

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ohhh , gw mau ngelakuin ini sangat jelek

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asuw lah

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ayo kau bocah tukang ngompol

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ya tuhan kau sangat

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BODOH

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ooowowhwhwhwh [akhirnya bisa juga]

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yeaaaaa

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"0" kematian

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AWEEEEE

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ahhhhh ha

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*ketawa setan*

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BANGSAT KAU GAME, kaya dark souls

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kaya

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mirip

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Dark

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Souls

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asuw luh, gw ngerespect perempuan dan gw kaya tahi

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hell yeah

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hidup buat bitches

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asuw kau

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oh tuhan ,gw sangat sial  [pewdiepie menyerah sodara2!]