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G fuel (xD)

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G fuel is running a big contest (woah)

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glug-glug-glug (help)

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Ten grand lucky son of a gun winners will win the opportunity of a lifetime if I may say so myself (yes dad)

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One year supply of G fuel. Say it with me one year supply of G fuel (omg yis)

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Just imagine what you can do with that (murder people)

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That's 12 tubs of G fuel baby one

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PewDiePie G fuel starter kit my god, if you haven't signed up for this yet boy (hes gonna spank ya)

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I got bad news for you. You're a dummy ball (glug-glug-glug-glug x4)

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One collector's edition G fuel pin. Okay. Alright

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(very niceee)

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My god a G fuel collectors pin guys. How do you understand? Do you understand?

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And this is not just it the twenty runner-up will receive a G fuel starter kit!!

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Or and a collector's G fuel pink. Listen up guys link

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It's in the description. You know what to do miss freaking get this bread. That's right everyone. I just throw it out there

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It's such a good person. I know (we know)

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It's Photoshop time, babyyyyy

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yyyyyyyyyy

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yeyyy

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So many people have been literally begging me to do another Photoshop video and I always say no that's a terrible idea

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But hey here, we are everyone Photoshop

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HeY fEliX cAn YoU PhOtOsHoP soMeThNIg pleAsE

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*claps hands* (meme 👏 rev- wait..)

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FINE there has been a couple things

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that have been bothering me that I haven't seen anyone do properly

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So I guess I will have to do this number one Will Smith genie looks like trash

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How can we make it better? Everyone hates this genie?

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You know, I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but I think it's kind of hot. This really looks like a bad

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Just face slapped on

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*creepy laugh* hEHheHheH

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like- (like waht??/?)

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It just looks terrible you can literally add any face on top of this so easily

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I Think- I think what

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Gives it away. It's honestly this line here

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I don't know if this is intentional but this it's almost like you can

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It's something like you can see like where they cut his face onto this 3d model or however they did it (ow)

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I don't know or maybe that's just like a small mistake. Is it in the other shots?

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Guess this is the shape of his face, but I think I'm just curious

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*more creepy laughs* heHehEh

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*Whistles* whwee  ee wwhhyooo oo

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oo

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*cREeePy laUgh* HehHhHEheh

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10 out of 10, baby, haha

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*4th time now* EHhehehEHh

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aaHhH That's great

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*queit crreeepyy lauughh* HehEhH

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Kind of perfectly

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Decrease the noise fix the light thing. There we go

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Starting to look decent fix his lip really quick. I don't know why I did this. It's not funny. There's nothing to it

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I just wanted to see if I could do it better (u did)

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Which I clearly can't cuz the forhead is all fucked (no u did!!1!1one)

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There you go everyone new and improved now for the final detail (yeeeeey)

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(hawt)

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There we go

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now that's an Alladin that I would personally watch

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and it's family-friendly (indeed)

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Thanks to me. You're welcome Disney.

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I'll be waiting for my paycheck.

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What would be the worst face to have on this body

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*creepy laughter again- creepy how much he laughs like this*  HehEHheh

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*more* HeHeEHehh

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*annnnd moreee*  hAhaEHhaeh

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she make me laugh

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HhaHAh my Tod (my god^)

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EhaHEHaheh

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*wHEEZe*

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AhhEHEHhe

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*whEHeEeeZE

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Ohh God

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CkA

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*high pitched crrepy laugh* AhAhahahaheh

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HHeHEHAhEh

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Marzia,

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Im SorrEeeyYY

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Okay. I just wha- sometimes I get questions that I know I don't want the answer for but I need to see it

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I need to witness it. Okay. This is a straight-up nightmare fuel

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MWAH

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It's a masterpiece

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Honestly, it doesn't even look bad

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AHHAEhahEHh

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Oh I just realized

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The bit- the bit-  (spit iT oUT feLiX)

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Here's the lips and then the beard is down here

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But we cannot have that. Okay. I actually like it Marzia I confirmed for the next Disney film

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*HuhHhHHhh???/???/?//*

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Looks like they fired Will Smith and went with what?

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*pause as felix realizes he cant spell*

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They- OhHh

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And went with what should have been their first option for the genie

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There we go. Like everyone going who is that? Who who's that Felix?

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*creepy laugh #12 as i've counted* Hahheh Eh AHha

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*cOuGh haCk wHeEze*

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A lot of people have been talking about how Will Smith looks like

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Blue shrek, so I'm curious. How exactly

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Does blue Shrek actually look like, you know every single day

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I just sit here and I use the pen tool to crop myself out

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*no pity detected*

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You know, I'd like to think at least, you know, I'm getting better at Photoshop for doing these god-awful thumbnails every day

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When in reality

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*Breaths heavily on mic*

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I'm just a god at using the pen tool

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*#13(?)* HWhehah

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It's all it's ever done for me first of all we need to put

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Him in the right location to really immerse ourself into the landscape

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Juzzan (shazam?) that looks terrible

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Hey, you know I can work with it these are better but

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Yeah, okay. Here we go. Okay, I like this one. I think this is the keeper

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Now, of course, we're gonna have to turn them green

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Which is probably one of the most difficult things you could ever possibly do. All right, we're done

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DeHEhahEhHEhah

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WhEzEe HEHhehah

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What is the color strength tho like is he that's a disgusting yellow, isn't it

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now of course the most iconic part of Shrek- the ears everyone

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AhEHEH

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It actually works. That's the weakest part

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AHehhahehe

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Did you guys know that Will Smith was actually gonna play Shrek, but he said no

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(o really??)

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Because he was gonna play in Wild West instead

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(wow, CRaZyy, i never knew)

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Crazy, I know

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(i know thats wat i said.)

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Legit legit like I don't think that needs more work

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AheHAHhehe

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I mean, I guess I guess I should cover up this but still

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ThATsss itt

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ThatSs iT

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Ohh Yea ;)

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OhHH YAHHhHH

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OhH YeAhaHHh sonNN (yes dad)

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Look at that look at that ears. Look at those. I want to suck on that

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(me too)

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Alright you can judge me all you want everyone has wanted to suck on Shreks ears god dammit I just realized

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His left one is bigger than the right one that's just ridiculous. We cannot have that that's more like it

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I guess I guess we have to get rid of his

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hats thing hair

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His Hair felix. Oh, okay. Sorry should be simple. Delete

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And I will fill in -will fill in the blank word alone. I mean, it doesn't look bad. There you go

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There yaA goOoo

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Fixed your thing. Why am I wasting time doing this?

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Why just suffer I just want to see it through, you know

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HeheHHhe

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I just want to see it through I told you guys

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When I get an idea

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Even if it's not good, I want to see ITTTTT

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(omg yes dad so hawt)

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Aheahehehhahh

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EhhHhH god

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alright im doing it all wrong so

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(MEME 👏 REVI- aww)

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(Mentally thinks: what am i doing with my life. i wasted so much time i should be with Marzia rite now or with edgar. how did this happen where did i go wrong. i thot i had a future but nooo. i should have never touched photoshop in the first place. i guess this is it guys. welp.no, NO, pull it together felix u can do it!!1!1!!)

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You guys think this is Shrek the vest

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I don't but it's a clothes that I can find, okay

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eHHEheHE hEHEHEH

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Why am I laughing it's not even funny. Okay. Oh, yeah, you'd only coverage like part of his body. Hey look we added a texture

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Look at that bois

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BAM

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It looks just like the real

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ahHEHAahEh

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ohh

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WhY aM i DoInG THIS??!?1?1?!??!/1!/

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STAaaAP

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Well here goes it's Shrek here. That's not the Shrek voice you idiot.

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*bad shrek immitation* Hey guys it me shrek

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What's a Shrek? What's the Shrek boys? An OGrE. I'm a ogr-

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Okay, I don't do impressions I do Photoshop, please okay, is there any good reason to do this

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(yes. us. u do it for us)

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No (oh.)

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is there any good reason to do anything in life ?

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NO, so there you have it kids

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toE (oh) my godd

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(im not gonna say meme👏 review 👏again....oops)

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EHHHH Ha hAhAH

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WHeeZE

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AHHahaeheaH

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*enhales deeply*

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ehhhh garglegarglegarglegarglegargle

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Another

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Masterpiece thank you very much. I think it's time we let this one go though

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Actually, let me see before and after because I'm curious what I've done before.

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AheHAHeaeh

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see they both look shit Oh God, they both look like honestly, they both look so bad Oh,

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AhHEhEAHEAH

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they both so bad

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AhAH

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OhhH

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God

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Disney needs to hire me. Come on

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I mean don't they're just gonna fire me. But anyway mission accomplished

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(we thin so. do u, FeliX?

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I think so (gud)

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Okay, as you may or may not know dog Bowser is the new CEO Nintendo America Dog Bowser

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New CEO of Nintendo America, very, you know with a name like that

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Yeah, clearly people want to see the transformation right of Bowser turning into actual Bowser

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It's not like he's probably heard this joke a million times before. I mean, look at people done- people done this and it's like nOOo

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We want a proper one. I mean that I'll hand it to the bowset ones are pretty good

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But I want an actual bowser, because he's not Bowset god damn it

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Oh, yes ohh the quality

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The QuaLiTtYY

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Never leave high quality photos on the internet. Just don't do it

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It ain't worth it. Oh my god. Yes dog

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First of all if your listen watching and listening, I'm sorry. Okay,

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I Don't know what is about happen, but where do I begin? This is like plastic surgery

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EhEHhAehh

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Because I'm thinking like what part of his skin can I take

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And actually use I'm think I can use his cheeks to make these bit. Oh

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my god

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It makes me so

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UNCoMforTAble

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Okay, great. Let's do the chin

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My god, I mean I can just steal from the same layer

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Reshape it slightly

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HehhEhhaHahhah

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OHHH GODDD

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aahhahaHAHAHAH

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That is a butt chin if I've ever seen one

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Gawwd

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DaAmmnNn

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God damnnn boi (lookin fine)

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Ah hEheheHE

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Doug I'm sorry, I'm doing this out of necessity just

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Just understand his nostril is like perfect shape

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(wow)

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Oh god god god oh god

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Oh GOd

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What is that

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Try to do his nostrils every day we stray further away from God

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OHHH GoOOoD

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NooO

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I think I want to like keep the essence of the smile and not do like pointed teeth for anything

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Well so far. All I've accomplished is basically put a bunch of tumor on this poor man's face, but ya know it's pretty good

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(indeed it is)

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Trying to hold it in my hand

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but it falls apart...

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(nice singing felix)

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*humming* mhmmhmmmm

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*more of the song*

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(wow amazing job lookin g8)

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watch felix start to smile :)

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cute

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AhhAh AHhhhh

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I wanna cry it makes me so uncomfortable

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Oh my goddd

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EHhhH

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BoWsErrR

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BoWsERr why aah

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*phsyco laugh* AHaheHehaeah

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Oh My gawwd

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HEheHE

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The more I look the more I like -oh god what have I done it ten out of ten

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Say it with me ten out of ten

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This is what I'm talking about

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Huh?

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(yes?)

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MwAH

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Picasso. Picassor would have loved this. Let's look at the original just so we get a sense of contrast Oh God

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HAHhahaha

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AhEHHwahwah

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Kawaii desu

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(Took me a long time to do the subtitles and i gave up at the end sorry, but it was fun. till next time)

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No more

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Well, ask and you shall receive thank you guys for watching another Photoshop video if you enjoyed and want more smash like

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