WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.100 --> 00:00:04.600 *original content* 00:00:04.600 --> 00:00:05.300 shut the fuck up 00:00:05.300 --> 00:00:06.860 *music plays* 00:00:09.180 --> 00:00:10.020 skrattar du 00:00:10.960 --> 00:00:11.520 förlorar du 00:00:13.140 --> 00:00:18.820 maNEEEeeEEEeEen 00:00:19.240 --> 00:00:23.900 hey mannen, do you want some? do you want some skratta? 00:00:23.920 --> 00:00:26.000 Huh, are you gonna have some skratta? 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:27.460 *Laughs like an old man* 00:00:27.860 --> 00:00:34.450 Come on - Come to papa Felix and you're gonna get some SKRATTAR DU, FÖRLORAR DU! Welcome to YouTube's favorite show 00:00:34.520 --> 00:00:40.800 the rule is simple: if you laugh you lose. And you can't do either one of them 00:00:41.100 --> 00:00:45.940 Challenge accepted by leaving a like on this video right now. 00:00:46.900 --> 00:00:48.700 (???) 00:00:49.140 --> 00:00:50.080 *Piano music* 00:00:50.400 --> 00:00:51.500 We sOo Lit 00:00:51.820 --> 00:00:53.100 *song* I'm so lit right now 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:54.700 *song* OK OK OK 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:56.340 WE SO LIT 00:00:56.700 --> 00:00:58.080 DABLIKETHIS 00:00:58.580 --> 00:00:59.900 WESOLIT 00:01:00.500 --> 00:01:01.000 EATLIKETHIS 00:01:02.500 --> 00:01:03.000 WESOLIT 00:01:03.900 --> 00:01:05.000 SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:07.700 I'M SO LIT RIGHT NOW, OK, O- 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:13.220 Bish that, did not even close to rhyme what the actual f*ckery are you trying to say 00:01:13.500 --> 00:01:14.300 *laughs* 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:16.280 Love the tune though it's hella lit 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:17.400 Pewds: WE SO LIT 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:18.400 -MERCH RIGHT NOW 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:21.700 I'M SO LIT RIGHT NOW, OK, OK, OK 00:01:21.900 --> 00:01:23.200 WE SO LIT 00:01:23.300 --> 00:01:28.900 Alright, now let's move on *video* it's hard to just sleep when, you're tired because people are tired most of the time. 00:01:28.900 --> 00:01:30.240 Hi I'm Kesha love you so much 00:01:30.300 --> 00:01:35.380 aww thanks! Can i give you a hug? No thanks. Please.. No thanks. A little one, yeah no thanks 00:01:35.500 --> 00:01:40.500 *laughing awkwardly* 00:01:40.880 --> 00:01:42.320 I dont know who that was! 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:45.640 Yeah, you did jerry come on 00:01:46.020 --> 00:01:47.660 oh brilliant 00:01:54.740 --> 00:01:58.440 I like how, Jerry is still living on in the Seinfeld Show 00:01:58.700 --> 00:02:03.370 In real life and as always brofist everyone, oh? 00:02:05.900 --> 00:02:07.900 my, god 00:02:10.789 --> 00:02:16.689 *title* me brofooting a picture of pewdiepie for 12 minutes and 29 seconds 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:18.200 *it keeps going* 00:02:18.379 --> 00:02:23.949 Well it looks like, my job here is done this video will now play on for the rest of the video. Enjoy 00:02:24.650 --> 00:02:29.289 skrattar du förlorar du, i have literally anything else to do. 00:02:30.200 --> 00:02:31.000 *please come back* 00:02:31.300 --> 00:02:35.760 I'm joking i'm joking stop crying, does he actually though 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:37.300 oh my god 00:02:42.190 --> 00:02:49.200 I'm losing brain cells every second let's move on, *singing* we so lit! dab like this *dabs* 00:02:49.450 --> 00:02:51.450 it's catchy SHUT UP!! 00:02:51.600 --> 00:02:54.100 Shut up, it's catchy, like Ke$ha 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:58.290 Okay, alright i'm sure you've seen this playlist on YouTube called: 00:02:58.700 --> 00:03:03.240 "Instant Regret Clicking this Playlist (Memes)" 00:03:03.790 --> 00:03:06.540 It's got that stupid picture of that guy's face 00:03:07.060 --> 00:03:09.060 Making their face like *AARRR* 00:03:09.130 --> 00:03:15.500 I'm sure you've seen it YouTube has been shelling this playlist more than anything else in the entire website. 00:03:15.500 --> 00:03:22.530 For some reason this playlist is god and it rules upon this wretched land is he'll? 00:03:22.960 --> 00:03:28.469 Actually live streaming right now, sorry i just saw dark toels.. is he playing with his feet? 00:03:31.480 --> 00:03:38.700 Hey, hey hey it's the leg man no one really turns in 20 streams i do but i feel like 00:03:39.730 --> 00:03:41.759 Why, not both alright 00:03:42.700 --> 00:03:44.200 PewDiePie?? 00:03:47.700 --> 00:03:49.000 come on felix 00:03:49.209 --> 00:03:50.800 it's.. 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:58.410 It's surprisingly difficult to just keep your leg in a camera because you have to try and tilt the whole camera away from you 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:00.800 BOOHOO BOOHOO 00:04:00.910 --> 00:04:05.969 Okay, where was that yes the instant regret play clicking this, how 00:04:05.970 --> 00:04:13.400 Do i speak playlist thank you. This is my job this is i have to describe things you are welcome it gets millions of views. 00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:19.109 And i am now going to react to this playlist as a poor attempt to 00:04:19.660 --> 00:04:26.790 Get in recommended to these videos so that i can get millions of views without any form of.. 00:04:27.440 --> 00:04:27.940 Ehh.. 00:04:27.940 --> 00:04:34.350 Talent and original content. *high pitched voice* Oh he's self-aware that's so funny i'm gonna leave a like on this video right now 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:40.469 Don't forget to buy the merch as well thank you. Now let's say.. let's get into this playlist shall we? 00:04:52.389 --> 00:04:54.300 Shawn White for the cold 00:04:59.289 --> 00:05:03.839 To, take down on you move and gets it the second 1440 00:05:07.919 --> 00:05:12.498 Double mctwist 1260 shot was broad moorhead will it be enough 00:05:20.789 --> 00:05:26.539 Pretty solid edit but did it make me skratta but don't make me laugh i mean literally 00:05:26.539 --> 00:05:28.120 don't that's the point of the game 00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:28.700 *laughs* 00:05:28.700 --> 00:05:30.830 Okay, let's keep going 00:05:34.060 --> 00:05:39.899 Stop the hammering stop the hammering out there who's got a hammer (Pewds: okay, that one was good) 00:05:40.780 --> 00:05:43.440 congratulations but i didn't skratta get out of here 00:05:45.430 --> 00:05:47.430 Do you know what that means? 00:05:49.230 --> 00:05:56.330 And let me teach you a lesson, (Pewds: Lemme guess he's going to throw the glass, but it's going to hit someone else) 00:05:59.880 --> 00:06:02.450 Oh wow, what is this dolan dark? 00:06:10.470 --> 00:06:13.820 They're too fast how do i supposed to react to this 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:20.059 *Oh PeWdS yOu jUsT rEpLaY tHe ViDeO* yes cuz, it's lilly six seconds and i need to process what happened 00:06:25.020 --> 00:06:29.240 I Still don't understand my god so annoying this is just annoying 00:06:29.580 --> 00:06:34.309 People like this? People like this shit? my god(Barack Obama: hey, guys this is Barack) 00:06:34.890 --> 00:06:41.419 - octavia and the johns hopkins i want you to know i love memes i love them all right thank you thank you mr. 00:06:41.520 --> 00:06:43.520 Cue the trump memes jumping 00:06:57.680 --> 00:06:59.680 yeah 00:07:02.300 --> 00:07:04.300 whats wrong with him 00:07:06.470 --> 00:07:09.130 I love refrigerators (pewds: oh, my, god le random) 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:24.130 This playlist sucks and you suck for liking it okay i'm gonna 00:07:24.130 --> 00:07:28.510 Be the first one to say it that's right i mean it's not for me to have a contrarian 00:07:28.880 --> 00:07:32.290 Opinion it is my genuine duty to review 00:07:32.290 --> 00:07:38.319 This as a meme reviewer the way it truly needs to be reviewed you are welcome what do you 00:07:38.320 --> 00:07:40.570 Want me to sit here and laugh and be like 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:44.320 that was funny cuz i can do that 00:07:47.870 --> 00:07:49.870 i can't i get literally can't 00:07:51.290 --> 00:07:53.290 i can't even force myself 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:59.349 When you have it on your hand you really feel, like, you're suspended 00:07:59.349 --> 00:08:01.349 so this is just OHhHhH 00:08:01.349 --> 00:08:03.349 (More OhHhH'S) 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:08.600 oh, (Intangible) the heights to which he'll go to 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:10.600 (ohhh) are you alright richard? 00:08:11.780 --> 00:08:13.780 (laughs) 00:08:16.880 --> 00:08:18.880 (screams) 00:08:19.300 --> 00:08:21.300 (more screaming) 00:08:23.780 --> 00:08:27.040 wooow wow wow wow w-(laughs) 00:08:28.060 --> 00:08:33.480 You, did it dolan dark. You did it hurray for you, good good for you 00:08:34.180 --> 00:08:41.320 Actual a-apple ad.. you best be joking hey, what you doing on your computer what's a computer? 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:47.020 oh my god wHaT's A cOmPuTeR wE'rE ApPlE, wE tRy tO iNnOvAtE 00:08:47.500 --> 00:08:50.240 In ThE FuTuRe nO oNE wILl KnOw A cOMpu-skdskdsk 00:08:50.600 --> 00:08:52.600 This is painful this pain 00:08:53.120 --> 00:08:59.380 its inflicted upon me with this paylaylist that i can't articulate myself help me 00:09:00.680 --> 00:09:05.080 Hey, look, a video, longer than six seconds how 'bout that everyone wow 00:09:24.140 --> 00:09:25.900 It's actually so relatable. 00:09:26.140 --> 00:09:28.020 Whenever I was in school, I was always like, 00:09:28.020 --> 00:09:31.780 "Alright, let's just get this done, and then you can go home and play video games." 00:09:31.780 --> 00:09:34.380 And look where that got me! Hooray! 00:09:34.620 --> 00:09:35.940 Yay for me! 00:09:36.640 --> 00:09:39.940 Alright, what is this? An unlisted video? Wow! 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:46.360 What's he doing? 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:56.360 hEhEhEhehee 00:09:57.020 --> 00:09:59.020 Is he gonna get hit by a car 00:09:59.320 --> 00:10:04.740 No, that was it that was it that was all the memes 00:10:04.750 --> 00:10:12.429 are you, kidding, me it's not funny your shitty, memes aren't funny unless someone gets hurt if he doesn't get hit 00:10:12.430 --> 00:10:14.430 By a car then what's the point 00:10:15.009 --> 00:10:19.568 What what's the point of that seriously have, we fallen that low. Have, we stoop that low 00:10:19.569 --> 00:10:22.209 That no one will even be close to death? 00:10:23.300 --> 00:10:28.060 Then, why is it funny, why is it funny then, what was funny about that? 00:10:28.610 --> 00:10:30.529 Nothing, was funny about that? 00:10:30.529 --> 00:10:35.378 Nothing is funny unless someone gets hurt, so my mom try to be cute 00:10:35.920 --> 00:10:38.840 make, these little thanksgiving snacks here she saw on uhh 00:10:39.380 --> 00:10:41.680 Pinterest this is what they actually came out? 00:10:45.020 --> 00:10:47.320 oh that's great fine fine? 00:10:48.020 --> 00:10:54.820 instant regret by clicking playlist you got me one time, what do you want an award i will not laugh at the next one 00:11:04.220 --> 00:11:06.220 ohHhHhHh 00:11:07.660 --> 00:11:09.660 (bleep) Get out of the way bus! 00:11:13.020 --> 00:11:13.740 yes! 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:22.660 What a savage bus everybody 00:11:22.760 --> 00:11:30.000 then now it leaves wow hooray hooray, well i think that's a good time as any to end it here wow wE So LiT 00:11:30.770 --> 00:11:32.330 DaB lIkE tHiS 00:11:32.330 --> 00:11:38.100 Hope you guys, enjoyed this video if you, did leave a like and if you didn't laughs, make, sure you leave a like as 00:11:38.100 --> 00:11:42.120 Well anyway, also make sure to subscribe 00:11:43.040 --> 00:11:49.320 Everybody, check out the instant regret playlist shout out to that wonderful playlist i'm now 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:55.800 Going to end this video with something out of context because literally anything out of context is extremely hilarious 00:11:55.940 --> 00:11:58.160 How about maybe a vsauce meme?