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MEME REVIEW

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Welcome! Welcome everyone! It's meme review time!

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Yeah! Hell yeah!

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That's my favorite show on YouTube!

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Welcome to Meme Review. It's the show where we

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explore and review the latest memes, of course, for the importance of history to document--

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wHy Is My fOrEhEaD nOt iN tHiS sHoT?

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A few weeks back on meme review 👏👏

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We had a meme called the Tide Pods meme

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And I'm sure you're familiar with it now,

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now that it's gotten literally mainstream media attention

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because people actually ate the Tide Pods.

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[idiots]

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You're not supposed to eat the Tide Pods. Oh you're crazy!

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The joke was that you were wanting to eat them, but you don't eat them.

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Don't eat the Tide Pods guys. [wtf is wrong with y'all]

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I'm very serious right now as you can tell on my tone of voice and facial expression don't eat the Tide Pods

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What are you crazy?

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Oh my god. You could die!

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Don't eat Tide Pods you ruined the meme you, ruined the meme. What do you want me to say? Good job.

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*clap clap*

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Now that the Tide Pod meme is dead we, though, have a substitute.

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Don't worry.

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So, don't be too sad we have [a] substitute meme.

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And, of course, I am talking about the far superior

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meme over Tide Pod, which is...

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ISOPOD meme! That's right! Have you heard of

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ISOPODS

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Amazing size: 55 centimeters [22"].

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Isopods: what do you know about them?

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Well, number one

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They are crust-- crustachaeans, not an insect. [he can't pronounce it]

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[Google:] Crustacean.

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They breathe through gills

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And listen to this...

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they don't urinate!

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How crazy is that?

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*Dude,* These peoples captured an isopod,

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a giant isopod, befriended the isopod *talking in the background*

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May I even say, beloved, the isopod

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[In the video:] *What is it? I have no idea.*

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*It's like*

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[queue the Lion King music]

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*HIS NAME IS BENJI!*

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What a wonderful name for an isopod.

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Shh- I sure wish I had an isopod pets

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Now don't worry these can live on land for a couple hours, and they can literally go years without eating

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They even brought Benji to Hooters

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[LOOK AT THE WAITER'S FACE]

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[Waiter:] *I'm done with you guys*

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*laughing*

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*pewds cringing*

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I know this might seem cruel, but they did return Benji to water.

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Now of course we don't want to eat..

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the isopod, we just want to befriend them.

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Who doesn't want an isopod friend?

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I would never say no. If you're an isopod watching right now:

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(CALL ME)

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Look how cute they are: tickle tickle.

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Aw, that's an anime girl and her isopod-

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-pet that's adorable.

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Look how much that cat is having a good time with this isopod friend.

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Oh look, another anime girl with her isopod.

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I sure am jealous-

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-for everyone is having an isopod.

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Here they're having a little tea party.

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Oh, look how cute, look how happy she- ohh- the-

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She's happy with her isopod.

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Isopod also...

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Can be quite fierce, if they want to.

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Here's footage of isopods

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capturing a shark.

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They protect...

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But they also attacc.

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But when its isopod hours, that's when it gets real.

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Can I get an isopod hours in the chat?

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[impending ear rape]

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[told ya]

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It's isopod hour everybody!

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Hell yeah!

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That's really cool.

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Now I know it's you're wondering: Whe- where do these come from?

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Well, they are technically bottom dwellers,

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but I do also think they come from the old game, Halo; on Xbox.

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*chuckle*

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*Halo theme playing.*

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OH I LOVE THEM

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[hit it from the back bitch and isopod will eat you]

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The Tide Pod meme was horrible meme that led to a lot of people suffering in pain [no shit]

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Now I feel like we can do something positive with a pod meme.

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The isopod meme can really take off and bring happiness and joy on the earth,

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and give life meaning to some people,

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as myself for example.

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I will rate the isopod meme a solid six and uh-- f--

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--five. 6 and a 5 everybody.

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The isopod, 6.6 because they're so damn cute, and I just can't ha-

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6.8 and that's final. Isopod, let's see where it goes is it isopod hour yet?

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It just finished. It just finished *sad*

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NEXT MEME

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This meme is blowing up can we get a siren of meme attack? *siren sound*

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wOaH

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wOoAh

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Wow, this meme is about to blow, this meme is everywhere

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I don't know what this meme is called

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Basically: having some sort of uhh

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Giants attacking, versus something very small.

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Here you have seniors

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Versus hot freshmen girl.

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Here you have the boogie man,

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versus: my foot hanging off the bed.

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Here you have

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me

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Versus: unfinished water bottle by my bed at 3 am.

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There's also: me, my cousin, and her virginity. *laughs*

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We have: normies, and this meme in two weeks.

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Pretty much, pretty much.

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Minecraft invite from Kevin,

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versus: me doing homework, on a school night.

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Wow,  it's hard to resist an invite of Minecraft from Kevin.

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My uncle after a few drinks,

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[versus] my 7 year old-- *shout sound*

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Me, versus: my phone on full brightness at 1:00 a.m.

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Wow, such power.

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Me and just...

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women.

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Which reminds me, this meme is really just a me

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respecting women meme, but they just changed it with Giants

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*ha ha ha*

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It still works because there's so many video-- There's so many pictures to go from

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and there's so many

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'relatable moments' such as: me,

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and my pencil that I just dropped

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Incredible. FBI employee, my laptop's camera.

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The one to establish a worldwide communist regime in which I am Supreme Leader

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and take all the funds for the government,

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Thus everyone is equal in the money

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They have, but nobody has enough money to form a resistance and plot a government takeover.

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Versus: my sanity

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Me

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Versus:

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The soda that someone left

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This meme format,

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dead memes,

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Instagram. Pretty much.

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Kid who works - kid whose dad work for Microsoft,

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my Xbox live account.

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You don't want to mess with someone that knows a dad that works for Xbix.

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My headache, versus, ibuprofen

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People spamming this meme format

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my enjoyment of this meme

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Well, this is a very adaptabilitible [wow poods] meme

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I don't- it's, it's so, *kiss* fresh that I don't even know its name

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I'm gonna immediately give it two extra bonus points for being, *kiss* fresh

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Oh, no the bonus points have been lost, this meme is already dying

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*autistic screeching*

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Giving it a five this meme gets a five

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*clap*

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*clap*

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Next meme please thank you, let's move on.

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It's time for--

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BONUS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

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OOOOOOOOOOOH BONUS MEEEEEEEEEEEME

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Good time and good luck for your good fortune must be with you.

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The BONUS MEME for this week is connect four.

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The connect four meme.

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It basically started with the artwork of this classic connect four game,

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where they're just having such a great time.

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And people just started to- *chuckles*

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To photoshop it. It's really. That's it. That's it. Here we have a connect one

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That's a tricky one. We have conec one.

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The one game.

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We have a connect strap,

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which is-- who does that, come on you gotta live life on the edge.

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We have Connecticut!

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And is face is Connecticut.

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That's great. That's a great one. I enjoy that game

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NUT

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*wheeze*

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How creative you can be!

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Connect child oh, it's a reverse meme excellent, excellent.

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We have: connect the evidence of election rigging.

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We have: bit connect four, the classic.

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We have: connect loss.

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Really? The classic meme that somehow doesn't die

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Net yes, of course net is great to play. I love net!

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The necc. Oh wow,  that's also a very exciting...

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*laughs*

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Help! I glued my hands to my face.

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Can you stop?

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Thanks.

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Good meme!

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Cone! I love playing cone. That's awesome!

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Hilarious pepperoni! Look at that pepperoni.

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That's a very funny pepperoni.

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And of course

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My personal favorite: connect crab. It's tricky.

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Gonna rate the four connect

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a solid pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa-...

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5.7.5 everybody.

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Meme

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Review.

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Hope you guys enjoyed, leave a *clap clap* if you enjoyed and as always remember to have a great ... smile :)

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[video still isn't 10 minutes yet prepare for cringe]

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[there it is!]

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*clap* *clap*

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[buy pewds' 399$ chair]

